Hi! 8 US!

I'm just taking some time off from the news, which has been unrelentingly awful.  I expect to focus more on all these idiots trying to run for President in the coming months.  First we need some Democrats to primary this bastard Obama, the World President Ever.

Yes I know that Iowa has a caucus rather than a primary.  Democrats need to rock out with their caucus out and dump that loser.