EFF YOU REPUBLICANS

It sure was nice to take a break from blogging and recharge the batteries.

What better way to return than to have a couple of stories of DEMOCRAT SHEER INSANITY ON DISPLAY appear in your inbox from friends, enemies, and co-workers?

Of course, I'm talking about that idiot Christie Vilsack and her quixotic "exploratory" campaign against Republican Congressman Steve King.

Wait, hold on now.  Another breaking news story is coming across my desk.

No, now the top story is University of Iowa Professor Ellen Lewin's insane email reply "FUCK YOU, REPUBLICANS" back to the UI College Republicans as reported in the lamestream media but fully displayed and contextualized at the Iowa Republican web site.

Think about this for a second.  Can you imagine getting an email at work from, say, Senate Majority Leader Mike Gronstal.  Maybe you don't agree with what State Senator Gronstal says in the email.  Maybe it's one of those you emails you just delete, or you click Report Spam, or actually make an effort to unsubscribe from.  This is your work email we're talking about here.

Would you, for a second, ever think of replying from your work email to Mike Gronstal and saying "KISS MY ASS!!! FUCK YOU!!!", complete with signature and all?

No, you wouldn't.  Because most people aren't stupid enough to do something like that, especially from your work email.  The last thing you want is to explain something like that to your boss or the HR department.  Besides, only Mike Gronstal gets to say "KISS MY ASS!!! FUCK YOU!!!", and then only out loud, in front of a bunch of senior citizens, and within earshot of children touring the Capitol Building.

I know if I pulled something like that, via email, my ass would be fired.  But not Professor Ellen Lewin.

Professor Lewin is in a protected class at the University of Iowa, where the faculty is 8% Republican and the Law School is 2% Republican.  She can write whatever email she wants because as a professor she is working in an echo chamber.  Bonus points for being an angry lesbian.

Expect to see more of these kinds of outbursts by angry Democrats in the next year and a half as the Tea Party Republicans travel around the State and President Obama continues to suck more and more.

Meanwhile, the next crazy thing I've seen lately is Christie Vilsack's alleged plan to take on Steve King for his Congressional seat.  She's been itching to get into politics for a few years now, first eyeing Boswell's seat in the hopes that he would retire or die.

Personally, I'd love to see Christie Vilsack take on the suicide mission, mostly because it would be fun to see if another Democrat would challenge her in a primary so that there might be a possibility her stupid, carpetbagging ass would be sent back home to Virginia rather than whatever apartment they've purchased in Ames.

Honestly, who in their right mind would contribute to her campaign?  King wins every re-election by a landslide and then some.  In 2008, King won with 60% of the vote.  In 2010, he got 66% of the vote.  Don't forget that the ultra-leftist Des Moines Register endorsed Steve King for years.  They don't anymore, but who listens to what Rekha Basu has to say?

If Christie Vilsack does run and wins the primary, it would be thrilling to see if any reporters would nail her for all of her husband's Crimes Against The State.  How about some questions about Shirley Sherrod, an event which even liberal David Corn was pissed at Tom Vilsack about.  And I bet Steve King CAN'T WAIT to talk about Pigford!

Ellen Lewin may be a mad lesbian, but Christie Vilsack is a certifiable dumb shit.  Let's not forget how stupid Christie Vilsack is, this from the Boston Herald in 2004:

Iowa First Lady Christie Vilsack, a key factor in John Kerry's primary sweep and the primetime convention speaker tomorrow, has derided blacks, southerners and easterners as bad speakers because she couldn't understand them.

In inflammatory columns for her local newspaper obtained by the Herald, the normally soft-spoken Vilsack tore into several minority and ethnic groups while lampooning non-midwesterners for regional dialects.

"I am fascinated at the way some African-Americans speak to each other in an English I struggle to understand, then switch to standard English when the situation requires," Vilsack wrote in a 1994 column in the Mount Pleasant News, while her husband, Tom, was a state senator....

Vilsack wrote that southerners seem to have "slurred speech," wrote that she'd rather learn Polish than try to speak like people from New Jersey, and wrote that a West Virginian waitress once offered her friend a "side saddle" instead of a "side salad."...

Vilsack's Aug. 24, 1994, column was particularly critical of dialects from other regions of the country. In addition to the knock on African-Americans, Vilsack knocked residents of New Jersey and Pennsylvania.

"Later, on the boardwalk, I heard mothers calling to their children, `I'll meet yoose here after the movie,' " she wrote. "The only way I can speak like residents of New Jersey and eastern Pennsylvania is to let my jaw drop an inch and talk with my lips in an `O' like a fish. I'd rather learn to speak Polish."

Two years later, in a column about her trip to the Olympics in Atlanta, Vilsack said she had "language problems."

"When I ask for directions, I can't understand the slurred speech of southern Americans, who are so polite and eager to please," Vilsack said.

See what I mean? What a dummy.