Monday, January 10, 2011

It's Called Cincinnati Because They Do Everything Backwards There

Des Moines Register Editor Carolyn Washburn is leaving to ruin the Cincinnati Enquirer and gave readers a farewell note that almost nobody commented on.

Washburn was known mostly for her lousy ass performance as a grumpy "Nurse Ratched" moderator at the Republican (pre-caucus) Presidential Debate in December 2007.

Washburn also led the Register to further layoffs, staff reductions, rearranging desks, and writing more and more hard left editorials that few Iowans liked.

I read a variety of newspaper web sites every day, and I find it curious how few people comment on most of the DMR's articles these days as opposed to a few years back when comments first started in the online edition.  I think the DMR has done such a great job of pissing off Republicans, conservatives, and even Independents to the point that they have given up.  I know I mostly have.  Every now and then you see a lot of comments on something, but most of the time you just have this small gang of the usual leftist suspects sitting in an echo chamber and throwing smoke bombs.  Who wants to party with those assholes?

In one of her later acts as editor, Washburn allowed Rekha Basu to use the phrase "Manitoba Snowplow" in a column.  Here is the definition of a Manitoba Snowplow, according to the Urban Dictionary:
A sexual act in which you are giving a girl anal and then push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.

"I manitoba snowplowed this girl so far she got carpet burn!"
So it is only fitting that we send off Carolyn Washburn with an equally disgusting Urban Dictionary term, Cincinnati Bowtie, seeing how she's going to Cincinnati:
When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a cinicinnati bowtie
Bye bye Nurse Ratched, don't let the door hit you on your gigantic fat ass!

Cincinnati, she's all yours!

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