The Des Moines Register printed a letter by Senator Tom "The Crook" Harkin on Wednesday, something about how if the Obamacare mandate isn't allowed then premiums will skyrocket, or some bullshit lie. I don't really care because as far as I'm concerned Tom Harkin needs to be kicked out of the Senate and thrown in a "
Fuck Me In The Ass Federal Prison" for wasting billions and being involved in
practically every central Iowa scandal.
The funniest thing was how he signed the letter:
Sen. Tom Harkin, Cumming
I can't envision Harkin sitting in the above shotgun shack in Cumming pounding out his reply on a Smith-Corona while wearing a sweater and throwing another log on the fire. Maybe he did, but if you had the choice between
Cumming for the holidays and sitting nude in the hot tub in the Bahamas at the oasis bought with your wife's oil money, which would you do?
Just once I'd like to hear a reporter ask ol' Tom, "How many nights in the past year have you laid your head on a pillow in Iowa?" Not that it would matter, Iowans love their incumbents.
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