Hello Iowa, Would You Like To Own An Old Broken-Down Meatpacking Plant?

A bunch of stupid politicians in Sioux City who need to be reminded that we're broke are lobbying Culver's office about having the State buy the closing John Morrell meatpacking plant in Sioux City.

"Hey, that's a great idea!" said Senate Majority Leader Mike Gronstal, Democrat, who put down his crack pipe for a second.

"Let's explore some options!" said Christopher "I've more fiscally conservative than Terry Branstad" Rants, the Repubican thug who ought to be sitting in prison.

What could possibly go wrong?

I've always repeated the failures of the Iowa Agricultural Finance Corp, which was supposed to be a venture capital-like fund in the early 2000's, but was really little more than an extended exercise in burning taxpayer dollars.

You stupid politicians. How many times do Iowans need to say "No mas!" for you to understand?

This sort of dumb idea needs to be shot down immediately.