Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Be Bold



From the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
A new University of Iowa policy allowing faculty that are new parents to modify their teaching duties for six months while still getting full pay, has some of the university's governors scratching their heads.

Former Iowa state Board of Regents president Michael Gartner raised concerns about the new policy in an e-mail to current president David Miles.

"Apart from the merits of this policy - be they good or bad - I would like to raise the issue of process: Should a far-reaching policy such as this first be approved - or at least discussed - by the Board of Regents?" Gartner wrote in the e-mail that was posted on the regent Web site today.

The policy, which resulted from gender equity task force report recommendations earlier this year, affects new parents - biological, adoptive or foster - of children six years or younger living in their home.

Six months is way too brief of a time period for new parents who have to work at a busy university.

Why not just extend paid leave for parents all the way until the child is 18 years of age?

That would be ground-breaking. That would be unprecedented. That would be bold! The University of Iowa would be attracting the best and brightest young minds with such a policy, don't you think?

Now THAT'S the way you get the educated hipsters to stay in Iowa, or encourage them to move back! Not like that stupid Generation Iowa crap.

Ladies and gentlemen, with the State 29 theme song. It's Slipknot!

Des Moines Register Hot Chick Of The Day (April 30th)

Update, 1:25pm below


For the past couple of weeks I've noticed that the first page of the Des Moines Register's web site has almost always featured a picture of a hot young chick or chicks. I grabbed a screenshot of today's babe for this post.

Like you're gonna meet her in a Des Moines bar......

The Register seems to use the hot chick as a teaser to a bunch of photos, like prom or some event. When you click through to find more babes or to read the story, the rest of the pics are of the more homely "Carolyn Washburn" types.

I'll spend the next week or two checking out that first page every day, just to see if my theory holds up.


Update 1:25pm:


Looks like the DMR's first page had an update at mid-day.

Here's the latest hotness:

Vernon Jackson Arrested Again



From the Daily Iowan:
A former UI Student Government presidential candidate was arrested Monday for allegedly stealing two bullhorns from a local store.

Vernon Jackson, 21, 838D Mayflower, was charged with fourth-degree theft and failing to appear in court on another charge.

Jackson was being held at the Johnson County jail Tuesday morning on a $3,500 bond. He was released after the bond was posted later that day.

According to police reports, Jackson rented two hand-held bullhorns from Aero Rental, 227 Kirkwood Ave., on Feb. 25. He was reportedly told to return them no later than March 3.

Police said that as of April 9, he had not returned the merchandise, which is valued at $250.

Aero Rental allegedly left messages on Jackson's answering machine March 4 and March 8, and Jackson replied that he would return them.

Police said that after Jackson failed to return the bullhorns, the store called him March 11, sent him a letter March 21, and called him again March 31.

It's not like you need a bullhorn for anything in Iowa City these days. You can mumble at the anti-war rallies there and everybody in attendance will be able to hear you.

Poor Vernon Jackson. He's really struggling these days with all his legal troubles over the past year. It's probably because he's black, you know.

Bruce Braley Has Incredibly Bad Timing, Endorses Obama



From Radio Iowa today:
Congressman Bruce Braley of Waterloo has endorsed Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. Braley is one of the "super delegates" who may play a key role in deciding who wins the party's nomination...

...Braley says his endorsement is "in no way" any kind of signal to the Clinton campaign...

...Braley endorsed John Edwards before the Iowa Caucuses...

...Braley says he's concerned about the tone of the ongoing battle between Obama and Clinton. "I'm worried about the fact that the campaign seems to be diverting from focusing on a lot of the real issues that voters care about, like health care and rising fuel prices and the war in Iraq and tends to be focusing on a lot of gotcha things," Braley says.

Yeah, "gotcha things" like how Obama's preacher for the past 20 years, the guy who married him and baptized his children, believes that AIDS was a US Government invention and conspiracy.

I'm sure we all have crazy old uncles like that.

And nevermind all those Obama connections with crooks like Tony Rezko or America-haters like William Ayers.

10 Things You Should Know About John McCain (but probably don't)



Nicholas Johnson has a post today ("Before You Actually Vote for McCain") featuring a list from the CantMoveOn.org kooks. It's a Top Ten list of McCain grievances that's footnoted and everything.

According to the list, the first reason not to vote for John McCain is because he opposed a Federal holiday for Martin Luther King Jr.

On my list, that would be about the 855th reason not to vote for McCain.

Get in line, leftoids! The conservatives have a much bigger laundry list to not vote for McVain. Check out this "Juan McCain" web site, complete with many links.

I don't have a Top Ten, but I have a little seven question quiz called Who Said It? I'll reprint it here:

Can you guess who said the following:

1) "Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father."

A. Rush Limbaugh
B. Ann Coulter
C. Michael Savage
D. None of the above

2) "I would rather have a clean government than one where quote First Amendment rights are being respected, that has become corrupt. If I had my choice, I'd rather have the clean government."

A. Ralph Nader
B. Richard Nixon
C. J. Edgar Hoover
D. None of the above

3) "I hate the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live."

A. Alfred P. Sloan, former president of General Motors
B. Tom Clancy, author, in an interview after writing Debt Of Honor
C. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, after signing Executive Order 9066 on February 19, 1942, forcing 120,000 Japanese-Americans to be held at internment camps for the duration of World War II.
D. None of the above

4) On his 13 year old daughter: "Like every other 13-year-old in America, she's in love with Leonardo DiCaprio, who I think is an androgynous wimp. You know what he does throughout the whole movie Titanic? He smokes."

A. Howard Stern
B. Alec Baldwin
C. Billy Ray Cyrus
D. None of the above

5) "I am sure that Senator Clinton would make a good President."

A. Bill Clinton
B. Oprah Winfrey
C. Osama Bin Laden
D. None of the above

6) "Know that old Beach Boys song Bomb Iran? Bomb, bomb bomb..."

A. George W. Bush
B. Rush Limbaugh
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above

7) "Fuck you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room!"

A. Hillary Clinton
B. Bill Clinton
C. Basketball coach Bobby Knight
D. None of the above


Answers:

1) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain in 1998.
2) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain on Don Imus's show in April 2006.
3) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain to reporters in South Carolina by John McCain, February 2000.
4) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain in 1998.
5) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain on Meet The Press in 2005.
6) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain in April 2007.
7) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain to fellow Republican John Cornyn in 2007.


Passing the angry, vindictive, and paranoid RINO torch.......

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

No, No, No, No, No!!! HELL NO!

From the Des Moines Register:
A $132 million plan to renovate the Polk County Courthouse and build an eight-story annex next door suffered a double-digit loss today at the polls.

The result was a victory for anti-tax campaigners, who said the proposal would burden property owners during uncertain economic times.

Voters, 56.7 percent to 43.3 percent, ultimately rejected supporters’ arguments that the bond issue represented an urgent need for a courthouse some consider cramped, outdated and unsafe.

This is more Project Destiny anti-tax fallout coming home to roost.

More crooked local government pains.

More price of everything going up through the roof trouble.

Oh, you just watch. The lawyers and judges in Des Moines will find a way to screw the taxpayers in order to get their new fancy-ass building. They're getting it done in the Legislature by using the Des Moines Public Schools to take away the OPTION of taxation in other counties, so they'll be able to worm something through eventually.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Governor Culver Gives Himself A Big Fat Raise



From the Cedar Rapids Gazette:
Gov. Chet Culver said Monday he likely will accept a 9.7 percent pay raise the Legislature gave him starting in July...

..."It's a lot of money," Culver said of the salary bill provisions that will boost his annual pay from $130,000 now to $142,570 with the start of the new 2009 fiscal year and give the other statewide salary increases ranging up to 23.6 percent. But he noted his pay increase would be about half the 18 percent jump in the governor's salary that occurred in 2005.

I don't know about you, but $142,570 isn't enough money to attract me to be the Governor of Iowa. Not when you have to live in a big old house where everybody who visits gets histoplasmosis.

I'd rather be the Provost of a university. Wallace Loh is getting paid $350,000 to be the latest Provost in Iowa City while Elizabeth "Cunt" Hoffman in Ames is only pulling down a measly $275,000. Damn sexist society!

I also wouldn't mind just having a GED and running an agency of money-hiding Democrats, like Ramona Cunningham did at CIETC, earning over $360,000 in one year.

One step better would have me as the CEO of a hospital, earning $465,000 a year and having an $830,000 golden parachute severance check when I get to exit, like Donna Katen-Bahensky organized in her contract.

I'd also prefer to be a crappy football coach with a team full of criminals and pull down $4.6 million a year, like Iowa's Kirk Ferentz. And although Ferentz made a lot of money in 2006, he had to pay a hefty amount of taxes, which would reduce his net income considerably.

With that said, nothing beat the deal that David Oman got when he was able to spend nearly $3 million of a Federal grant that wasn't even close to being approved. Where did all that money go? Who knows?!?! Who cares! I guess it helps to be a friend and campaign contributor of Republican Senator Chuck Grassley since Grassley said that Oman will never have to pay that Federal taxpayer money back.

Still, Culver and Judge better watch it. What did Judge say in the following ad?

"We'll do more with less..."

Crazy Old Unhinged Preacher Frenemy Of Obama Babbles Some More



From Jake Tapper's blog at ABC News:
Obama's controversial former pastor [Jeremiah Wright] was defiant as he spoke to a room packed with non-journalistic supporters [at the National Press Club], defending himself, dismissing Obama's criticism of him as mere political expedience, and jokingly offering himself as a vice presidential prospect. He clearly was not doing Obama any favors, not only by reappearing before a ravenous media thus distracting from Obama's attempt to relate better to white working class voters in Indiana and North Carolina, but by implying Obama's condemnation of some of his sermons was not sincere...

...On his contention that the U.S. government had created AIDS as a method of committing genocide against African-Americans, Wright referred to a hotly-disputed 1996 book "Emerging Viruses: AIDS And Ebola : Nature, Accident or Intentional?" by Leonard G Horowitz, which contends that AIDS and the Ebola viruses evolved during cancer experiments on monkeys.

..."I believe our government is capable of anything."

Except fighting a war in Iraq, right?

(Drum roll and cymbal crash)


What a completely unhinged kook. And this was Obama's pastor for 20 years?

The Company You Keep, indeed.

I'm not quite sure what drunk driver and Republican-hater Bill Moyers was doing giving a softball interview to that Racist, America-Hating Preacher last week. Was Moyers trying to make Obama look more centrist by attempting to buff the edges a bit? Thanks to Jeremiah Wright's National Press Club speech this week it looks like Wright is going to continue to crash his car, but this time to make Obama look bad because that half honkey nigga ain't stayin' on da plantation ans ain't gots my back!

Sunday, April 27, 2008

The Logic Of Racism According To David Yepsen



From David Yepsen's column in today's Des Moines Register:
The results of the Pennsylvania Democratic primary last week confirm some bitter pills: Some people can't vote for a woman, and some won't vote for an African-American.

On top of that, a number of Clinton supporters say they wouldn't vote for Obama if he's the Democratic nominee, and a number of Obama supporters say they wouldn't vote for her if she carries the standard.

Add the racist and sexist sentiments of some voters to the "I'll sit at home sentiments" of others, and Democrats appear likely to lose a pivotal number of voters in November by nominating either candidate...

...according to Pennsylvania exit polls, 18 percent of Democratic voters said race mattered to them in this contest. That's almost one out of five. They voted heavily for Clinton. Only 63 percent of them said they would support Obama in a November contest.

And remember, that's just a poll of Democratic voters...

Those stupid, religious, smalltown, xenophobic, gun-toting, racist Democrats!!!

But Yepsen can't sit still.

He's got to accuse everybody else of being a racist:
And remember, that's just a poll of Democratic voters. It doesn't include independents and Republicans who might also have a problem with Obama's skin color.
Why, if you're an Independent or a Republican, you're probably even more racist!!!

Isn't that what Yepsen is insinuating?

Earth to David Yepsen, I believe that most Republicans would look at the (D) behind Obama's name and dismiss him outright long before they nitpick about the amount of melanin in his skin. That sort of discrimination doesn't matter if you have a vagina (Hillary), are Hispanic (Bill Richardson), are a white male southerner (John Edwards), or have hair plugs (Joe Biden).

Here's another extremely cringe-worthy paragraph:
Trying to divine the depth of racism and sexism in the electorate is made even more complicated by the actions and mistakes of the candidates. Obama's the most liberal senator in Washington, according to some ratings. A lot of Americans aren't liberals, and so they won't support Obama. Does that make them racists? No. It probably makes them conservatives.
So if you don't support ultra-liberal Obama, you're a conservative!

Racists don't support Obama. Conservatives don't support Obama.

Therefore, the logic according to David Yepsen is "Conservatives are Racists"!

Then Yepsen follows that rant up with this nonsense:
But that fact about Obama does provide racist voters with a socially acceptable reason for opposing the man. So does not wearing a flag pin, having an extremist preacher or calling small-town people "bitter." All are miscues that give people reasons for opposing the guy. If nothing else, they do reflect just how green and unseasoned he is.
So, if you think Obama is green and unseasoned, or perhaps you hate what his his racist preacher buddy says, or maybe you don't like the fact that Obama insults small-town midwestern Democrats when he's hob-knobbing with a small gathering of elitist billionaires in San Francisco, or perhaps you question Obama's patriotism because he doesn't wear a flag pin on his lapel and then lies about the reason why he does or doesn't wear it..... well, you're a racist in the eye of David Yepsen because you might have a socially acceptable reason for not voting for him.

I'm sorry, you're a racist AND a converative!

And finally, Yepsen has to wrap it all up:
Pennsylvania also illustrates how important it will be for the winner of this contest to find new ways to get more voters to overcome their hang-ups about race and gender.

Americans don't like to talk about racial or gender prejudice. Getting people to confront their latent biases may be even more difficult.

Perhaps one good thing to come from this campaign is that it will force more Americans to have that discussion with others - and with themselves.
This is sick and twisted.

And insulting.

What a fucking asshole David Yepsen is.

Yepsen assumes a lot about people, Democrats especially, based on who they vote for in a stupid primary.

But Yepsen's column far worse than the elitist bullshit that Obama was blathering on about in San Francisco.

I'll grant that Obama was just playing to his audience, however stupid and foolish that was. He's a politician, after all.

But Yepsen is just downright mean. Jaded. Totally prejudiced. He just makes shit up. What a sad and sorry excuse for a political columnist.


Related: Other Yepsen insanity

Iowa City Reporter Fires Gun, Enjoys It



The State 29 blog on April 3, 2008:
You know what would be interesting?

If a newspaper columnist like [Todd] Dorman actually went out and did all the work and studying that it takes to get a conceal-carry permit in their county in Iowa.

Today, reporter Lee Hermiston in the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
In my 24 years, I had never fired a handgun before this past week...

...So I was a little nervous sitting in a watchtower with Lt. David Visin, a shooting instructor for the University of Iowa Department of Public Safety, and going over the specifics of the handgun that I was about to fire. About 100 yards from me, nine highly trained officers were on a gun range doing qualifying rounds, and I was about to join them.

"This is Lee Hermiston. He's a reporter with the Press-Citizen, and this morning he's going to shoot with us," Visin said earlier in the day as he introduced me to the officers. "We're going to try to get him qualified today..."

...But my attempts at easing my anxiety mostly failed. Not only was I worried I was somehow going to hurt myself by doing something stupid like shooting myself in the foot, but I really didn't want to look dumb in front of the same guys I'm trying to interview any other day of the year...

I pulled the gun out of the holster, pointed it at the target and winced like a 5-year-old who's about to get a shot from the doctor that he knows is really going to hurt. Three bullets whizzed out of my gun as a cacophony of sharp bangs rang in my ears. A jolt ran up my arm each time I squeezed the trigger.

Then I looked at the target and saw three holes punched through it, and to be totally honest, I felt cool -- really, really cool. As I progressed through the qualification round, I lightened up as Visin gave me more tips to improve my shooting.

By the end of the round, I was ready to see my score. I knew it wouldn't be great, but I was hoping it would be good. Visin counted up the shots, scoring two points for each hole. The results were in: 76, not counting the four rounds I didn't fire when I balked on a reloading exercise.

Disappointed but determined, I went through another qualification round feeling more confident. This time, I scored a 92. Not bad for only my second attempt, I thought.

While I didn't embarrass myself too much and actually enjoyed firing a gun, I don't think I'll be doing it again anytime soon. Sure, it was fun, but I think I'll stick to video games.
I've gotta respect Hermiston for going out and doing this. Too many journalist types don't know the first thing about guns, except that they're devices to be feared or banned.

Still, I'd really like to see a reporter actually go the trouble of obtaining a conceal-carry permit, particularly in a county in Iowa where they're difficult to obtain. That would be an interesting story.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Iowa Legal Roundup

Former Scott County Attorney Bill Davis was disbarred last week:
The law license of former Scott County Attorney Bill Davis has been revoked by the Iowa Supreme Court, a move he gave his consent to, according to records...

...He was Scott County Attorney for 29 years...

...Davis’ law license was suspended in July for failing to comply with an Iowa Supreme Court Commission order to turn over trust account records from his private practice. He was publicly reprimanded in June by the state’s attorney discipline board for improper handling of the estate of Joe Takes. A second reprimand came in August for failure to file documents on time in other estate cases.

In 2006, Davis settled a federal lawsuit filed by a former Stockton, Iowa, woman who lost her home in a foreclosure. She alleged that Davis did not file the necessary paperwork to fight the foreclosure in Muscatine County District Court. The two settled for an undisclosed amount of money.

A malpractice lawsuit filed against Davis in Scott County District Court also was settled. The lawsuit alleged that Bernice Jackson, Arnold Grice and Ananise Grice hired him to represent them in an accident injury claim but that he never filed their complaint. The statute of limitations has since expired.

As county attorney, Davis’ office prosecuted Arnold Grice for several crimes. Assistant Iowa Attorney General James Kivi prosecuted Grice’s most recent case because of the conflict of interest.

Davis returned $25,485 to the estate of a Davenport man in early 2007, after newly appointed executors questioned checks made out to Davis and Theresa Duyvejonck, Davis’ daughter and office assistant, according to documents and the estate’s new attorney. The estate remains unsettled.
That's probably just scratchin' the surface of the iceberg of problems with Bill Davis. Don't ya think?

Meanwhile, an associate court judge in Bettendorf has become the subject of a criminal probe after he's spent the past three months on medical leave. He'd only been on the job for two months prior to going on the medical leave:
An associate court judge who took medical leave as authorities launched a criminal investigation into his activities remains on paid leave, more than two months later.

Kyle D. Williamson of Bettendorf makes $113,214 a year, or $9,434 a month. He has been on leave since Jan. 18, and one court official says that could continue indefinitely.

“The continuing necessity for medical care is being monitored consistent with his privacy rights as a patient,” said Howard Thomas, court administrator. “The duration of his medical leave is not known at this time. There does not appear to be any statute or court rule limiting the length of medical leave for a judge.”

...Meanwhile, the state continues an “active investigation” into Williamson, said Bob Brammer, spokesman for the Iowa Attorney General. He declined further comment, including whether there is a time frame for filing of charges and what authorities are investigating.
Uh oh.

And over in Clinton, some crazy loser filed a lawsuit against a hospital for, um, blunt advice:
In the lawsuit filed Tuesday in Clinton County District Court, Melissa Jean Orte claims she was admitted to the emergency room Jan. 12 after a suicide attempt and was in her room on Jan.13 when she buzzed for help going to the bathroom.

Nurse Brenda Gray responded to help her. Orte told the nurse she was in the hospital after making her fourth suicide attempt, to which Gray allegedly replied, “You need to use a more lethal method,” according to the lawsuit.
The nurse and hospital have already apologized.

Orte filed a failed lawsuit against CarQuest Auto Parts last year which was dismissed. Who knows what that one was about? Maybe she bought some anti-freeze there, drank it, and she didn't die. It could have been anything.

You never know what crazy people are going to do, so watch out.

John Deeth on Boswell vs Nader. I Mean Ed Fallon.


Ed Fallon

John Deeth has a really terrific post on the Leonard Boswell/Ed Fallon primary race for the Democratic Party in the 3rd District in Iowa. Read it just for the Nicholas Johnson quotes!

Boswell has accused Fallon of heresy for campaigning and voting for Ralph Nader in 2000, rather than Al Gore, which Boswell theoretically believes allowed George W. Bush to becoming President. Everybody with a half a brain in their head knows that's bogus. Al Gore was hated by a lot of Democrats for various crimes over the years. Besides, Al Gore was such a loser that he couldn't even win his "home" state.

And weren't there four other left-leaning independent candidates who obtained more votes than Bush's margin of victory of Al Gore in Florida? Yes, there were.

Since we're all looking back, I wonder what would have happened if Bill Bradley had won the Democratic nomination in 2000? The Gore defenders always conveniently forget that angle.

Even though Bradley had support of the extreme Left early on, I bet he would have put up a good fight in 2000 against George W. Bush in the general election. Bradley certainly wouldn't have been stained with being a Clinton legacy the way Al Gore was.

And would Ralph Nader have run in 2000 if Bill Bradley was the Democratic nominee?

Good question. Has that ever been asked?

Where did Bill Bradley's supporters in 2000 end up in 2008?

Bob Kerrey = Hillary (instead of "Barack Hussein Obama", as Kerrey pointed out)
John Durkin = Dodd
Pete Stark = Undeclared
Jerry Nadler = Hillary
Luis Gutierrez = Obama
Jim McDermott = Undeclared
Mario Cuomo = Undeclared
Robert Reich = Obama
Spike Lee = Obama
Cornel West = Obama
Paul Volcker = Obama
Lowell Weicker = Obama

Ed Koch = Bush (sorry, that was 2004...) = Undeclared

Paul Wellstone = Dead (likely Obama)
Daniel Patrick Moynihan = Dead (likely Obama)
Betty Friedan = Dead (undoubtedly Hillary - "Who's Juanita Broaddrick? I've never heard of her.")

Related: Ed Fallon Is Going To Lose

Friday, April 25, 2008

Check Out The Price Tag On The New Iowa Prison



Looks like Fort Madison might get a new $130 million prison, according to the Des Moines Register.

Remember when then-Gov Tom Vilsack proposed a new prison in 2005? It was after a couple of inmates escaped due to budget cuts stupid guards. Vilsack later removed the warden, who had been honored in 2004 by Vilsack as a "Leader of the Year" award for effective management.

Vilsack estimated at the time that a new prison would cost $40 million, but the Iowa Board of Corrections estimated that it would be $80 million.

Looks like everybody was way off.

What do you want to bet that the final cost is closer to $200 million?

Ford Madison is such an inefficient place for the state prison, way over the SE corner of the state. Newton really would have been a better location. But what kind of community wants to be known for being the home of the state prison?

Now for this afternoon's entertainment, Johnny Cash live at San Quentin doing the Folsom Prison Blues:

Iowa Legislature Wants To Be Softer On Drunk Drivers

Update: The proposal has been withdrawn.




From the Des Moines Register ("House OKs easier license reinstatement for drunk drivers") :
People who successfully appealed a drunk driving charge could more easily get their commercial driver’s license back, under a proposal approved this morning by the Iowa House.

Under the law now, Iowans do not have the opportunity to regain their commercial license for a year even if prosecutors were unable to convict them.

Advocates said the matter of matching the rules for reinstating a commercial driver’s license to the process used for regular licenses is a Constitutional one.

“If you believe in the Constitution, you believe in this aspect of the bill,” said Rep. Rick Olson, a Democrat from Des Moines who is also a defense attorney.

Currently, people who, for example, were stopped without legal justification or whose alcohol test was deemed by a judge as invalid do not have the opportunity to regain their commercial license for a year.

Opponents said changing the law could jeopardize lives. Just because a judge agrees that a person was pulled over without justification, for example, does not mean the person was sober while driving, they argued.

Dear Rick Olson (D),

It would be one thing if the people you're defending weren't actually drunk.

Although I would bet that 100 times out of 100 they are operating under the influence. If you want to prove me wrong, cough up the details of some cases that prove otherwise.

But we all know what you're doing here.

You're trying to manipulate the law so that drunk drivers with commercial licenses can get off on a technicality and then go back to drinking and driving again.

So you can get paid.

That's all this is.

Just last year, Democratic Majority leader Kevin McCarthy refused to lower blood alcohol levels for drunken boaters.

Why?

To hear McCarthy lie: “Accidents rarely, rarely, if ever, happen on the water due to alcohol consumption. It’s just a fact.”

It's been a rough couple of years for drunk driving Democrats.

Dave Nagle was busted for the third time at age 65 recently.

61 year old chronic drunk driver and Johnson County Auditor Tom Slockett is running for re-election.

Des Moines City Manager Rick Clark was 57 years old when he was picked up in 2006 for drunk driving.

Mary Ann Dilla, the President of the Ames School Board, got busted for drunk driving at age 52 in 2005.

Then-40 year old Davenport 6th Ward Alderman Bob McGivern blew a 0.17% after picking up a pizza at Happy Joe's in 2005.

Even if you're not a politician, you can still get off easy in Iowa for drunk driving.

Kill a man and injure his wife while driving drunk and a judge in Johnson County will give you a suspended sentence.

Is it any wonder why Iowa's drunk driving laws are so pathetic? The crooked lawyers in charge of the Iowa Legislature have made them so. For a reason.



Burn, baby, burn.

Just Say No To Corporate Welfare



From the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
The question of how and whether Iowa City should come to the aid of the downtown Sheraton Hotel presents a good opportunity for assessing the competence and creativity of the city manager candidates in town for interviews today.

The Columbus, Ohio-based RBD LLC announced earlier this month that it had purchased the 25-year-old hotel for $9.5 million -- that's significantly lower than the $19 million price tag the 234-room hotel went for in 2006, but significantly higher than the hotel's $6.7 million assessed value. Company officials said they plan to invest $11 million to replace everything in the hotel -- from the carpets to the roof.

Given the Iowa City Council's history of granting TIFs and other economic incentives, it's understandable that the new owners would approach the city to see what mutually beneficial arrangements might be possible.

Nicholas Johnson has already promised a response to this editorial later in the day.

What do I make of the editorial?

Well, is it any surprise that the Press-Citizen is owned by some giant, out-of-state conglomerate (Gannett)? I think not.

Considering Gannett and the newspaper industry's performance troubles in the past couple of years, I can definitely see the day when Gannett starts going around the various cities where they are the monopoly corporate local newspaper with their hand out, asking for the taxpayers to subsidize their failing business model.

So it makes sense that the Gannettoids would support local taxpayer-subsidized corporate welfare for a giant, out-of-state corporation. And that's the reason why.

The corporate hotel industry isn't exactly the hottest market right now. Starwood Hotels and Resorts, the parent company of Sheraton (NYSE symbol: HOT), hit a high of 75 last summer before falling into the 30s in January and recovered somewhat to the low 50s as of yesterday. That's still around 30% off the high from 8 months ago. Not very "HOT" if you ask me.

Still, you can't beat the response that the owner of the Alexis Park Inn wrote in the comment section of the Press-Citizen the other day. I plan to reprint that note at every possible opportunity in the future, just to drill it into everybody's heads about What's Fair:
In 2002 my wife and I bought the old Alexis Park Inn next to Iowa City's airport. It was in bad shape, with a checkered reputation, but we knew a diamond in the rough when we saw it.

Since then we have spent these last six years remodeling and refining our service, until we now have the top-rated hotel in Iowa City. We have seen double-digit increases in both revenue and occupancy throughout that period -- a result few would have predicted.

The lesson? Offer a great lodging experience at a fair price, and you will prosper.

During those six years we never applied for nor accepted government assistance. We did not incur any debt, choosing to fund the renovations with the cash flow from the business. This is MUCH harder to do, and takes much longer -- but, in the end, it's the only way to assure success in a business with razor-thin margins.

Also during those six years we have sat idly by as our own Gummint became our #1 competitor in the market. You probably don't know it, but since 2002 YOU, the taxpayer, have funded the addition of over 500 hotel rooms to this already saturated hotel market, including:

- The Marriott, built with $60+ million in taxpayer dollars
- The Riverside Casino, built by an unholy alliance of gummint and organized crime
- The Hotel Vetro, built with yet another TIF

Despite this, we have prospered, while the Sheraton has declined. Why?

The Sheraton is a bloated, top-heavy chain that provides little value for what it charges. Most of the rate they charge goes to national advertising campaigns, with little devoted to the local property.

And what IS spent locally is spent in the wrong ways. When the original Sheraton franchisee bought the property (which was then a ramshackle Holiday Inn) their main focus was on remodeling the lobby, gobbing marble and brass everywhere. The end result was that Sheraton guests paid $179/night for a tiny Holiday Inn room, and a really nice lobby. In addition, sleep was optional, because for that absurd rate they were forced to listen to the ped mall cacophony all night long.

In contrast, our smallest suite is bigger than their largest suite, costs just $70 bucks a night -- and includes a delivered breakfast in the morning.

There is no mystery behind their failure. If you don't provide good value for the dollar, you will fail. It's "Economics 101".

Now we're supposed to believe that the Sheraton's new owners need corporate welfare to survive? The purchase price has already been adjusted dramatically downward to take into account the diminished value of this property. There is NO WAY they (or any other private business, for that matter) should receive city aid.

I suggest that the Sheraton owners follow our example. Roll up their sleeves, get to work, one floor at a time, one room at a time, and fix up their OWN business. Who knows, in 5 or 6 years they might have a nice place down there.

If I'm ever in Iowa City again, I will definitely check out the Alexis Park Inn.

I already knew from long ago that staying at that hotel downtown was a giant no-no. They could reduce the price to $29 a night and you couldn't get me to stay there.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

CIETC: Tesdell and Barto GUILTY, Albritton Walks Off His Spare Tire


GED recipient and former $368,000-a-year CIETC head Ramona Cunningham with Senator Tom Harkin at the dedication of the "Tom Harkin Learning Center" at CIETC offices in October 20, 2004.

Story at the Des Moines Register.

Another one at the Quad City Times.

From the Register:
“The news media was not factual in the case,” [Dan Albritton] said. “They were dealing with side issues, but the facts came out.”

Yeah, right, whatever. You got lucky, loudmouth.

You're still a creep and a thief in my book.

I'm sure once Barto and Jabba-The-Hut finish their appeals, they'll escape a lot of prison time and fines. Barto, especially.

In a better real world, Ako "Steven Green" Abdul-Samad and Tom "Rubber Stamp" Vlassis would be on trial and not sitting in elective office.

In an even better world, the taxpayers would have realized that sub-5% unemployment rate in Iowa would be no reason to keep the manna flowing for a bunch of sexed-up potbellied pigs (Dan Albritton and Archie Brooks) and frightening cadavers (Ramona Cunningham).

I'm Shocked SHOCKED To Discover That Iowa Politicians Burned Through All The Tobacco Shakedown Money



From the Des Moines Register:
Iowa has spent nearly all of the bonanza it gained from suing tobacco companies in the 1990s.

The cigarette makers agreed in 1998 to pay up to $2 billion to Iowa over 25 years. In 2002, the state sold off the rights to most of those payments for about $500 million in immediate cash.

The plan then was to funnel the money into a standing fund whose earnings would pay for anti-smoking campaigns, cancer treatment and other tobacco-related expenses. But the state hit hard budget times, and legislators dipped into the fund for other needs, critics say. After scraping along for several years, the account now is all but dry. State representatives gave final legislative approval Wednesday to a bill that would allow the state to sell off remaining future income from the settlement and place the money in the general fund.

Gosh, I guess they're going to have to raise tobacco taxes then!

Oh, snap! I guess they did that already. That's why Eagleville, Missouri is doing incredible business these days.

Perhaps the Iowa Legislature could raise the sales tax another penny?

Oh, snap! I guess they're going to do that already and take away the people's right to optionally fund their school districts with sales tax revenue.

Maybe Shyster General Tom Miller can find another rich company to shake down, like maybe Microsoft.

Oh, snap! I guess Iowa already did that once and now the taxpayers are giving Micro$oft tens of millions of dollars in corporate welfare tax breaks for a handful of computer server babysitting jobs.

Gee, where did all that tobacco company shakedown money go?

Up in smoke?

Smells like fraud to me.




Burn, baby, burn!

Now, that great scene from Casablanca:

Iowa City Councilman: "Panhandling is a legitimate form of creating income"


Iowa City Councilman Mike "Moby" Wright

From the Daily Iowan:
...two ordinances [regulate] panhandling [in Iowa City]...

...The ordinances attempt to prevent aggressiveness, panhandling within 10 feet of businesses, and sitting or lying down in certain areas of the Pedestrian Mall...

...Meanwhile, one Iowa City councilor said he feels the ordinance "does nothing."

"It's pretty ineffective because there's no way you can get rid of panhandling all together; you can only move it," Councilor Mike Wright said. "It's also picking on poor people. Panhandling is a legitimate form of creating income. The problem isn't panhandling - it's the way our society deals with those who are poor."
Wow.

OK, then, Councilman Wright. You opened the door.

If panhandling is a legitimate form of creating income, then perhaps panhandlers ought to be treated just like regular business men and women who create income.

Back in June 2006 ("City takes aim at street vendors" - Daily Iowan), the city council in Iowa City amended an ordinance so that individuals cannot park on city streets for more than 10 minutes and engage in commercial activity.

But standing around, smelling bad, and "creating income" by asking for money is exempt.

Also in that same Daily Iowan story from June 2006 is information about what street vendors have to go through to "create income":
To receive space for a Ped Mall or sidewalk cart, applicants must pay a $750 annual permit fee. Upon receiving a permit, vendors are subject to restrictions on hours of operation and insurance regulations.
There's no guarantee that street vendors will make money.

There's no permit fee for panhandlers. No restriction on hours operation for panhandlers. No insurance regulations for panhandlers.

If you're a panhandler on the street, you can smoke. So can your "customers". And you'll continue to be able to smoke and "create income" after the state smoking ban for businesses goes into effect soon.

No wonder Iowa has one of the worst business climates in the United States. But panhandling in Iowa City? Why, panhandling is a legitimate form of creating income!

The amazing thing about Iowa City is that you don't have to be sitting down on a sidewalk in order to panhandle. Why, you can be a rich company located in some other part of the country who paid way too much for an old hotel. With enough lobbyists, you can con the local taxpayers out of millions of dollars. Corporate welfare is also a legitimate form of creating income.

Several months ago, the local do-gooders in Iowa City who don't have enough to do suggested that downtown Iowa City needed a brand - oh, and a tax on downtown businesses to pay for the marketing of the brand. Will the panhandlers be paying that tax, too?

And what about the IRS? I have no clue. I'd have to turn that over to the specialists.

Back to Councilman Wright.

Sir, it looks like government isn't picking on poor people. It looks like government is really picking on business owners and giving panhandlers a free ride by not subjecting the panhandlers to any real ordinances or tax laws.

You can be poor and a business owner, too. Especially if you have an army of smelly bums sitting in your doorway, scaring away potential customers.

From the April 12th Iowa City Press-Citizen:
A downtown store that was modeled after a Parisian perfumery plans to close in a few weeks, its owner said.

Kristin Kapolas, owner of Shop 105, 105. S. Dubuque St., said her store will close after three years in business. She said it was her first try at owning a business.

"I just sort of changed my mind," Kapolas said.

Frustrations with downtown issues, specifically panhandlers, led to her decision, she said. The area in front of her store was a common location for people who were begging for money to hang out, Kapolas said.

They sometimes deterred customers from coming in, she said.

"That was frustrating," Kapolas said.

Yeah, Iowa City has a marketing problem. The town is run by idiot, pro-corporate welfare, pro-panhandler Liberals.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

My Waterloo Days To Give Away Free Shots Of Penicillin With Every Bret Michaels Ticket Sold


Photochop courtesy "Crazy SOB"

From the Waterloo Courier:
Concerns are being raised about rocker Bret Michaels poisoning the family nature of My Waterloo Days.

Resident Ryan Madison approached City Council members at their weekly meeting Monday to protest Michaels' scheduled performance at Young Arena May 31, as part of the annual My Waterloo Days event.

Michaels is the former lead vocalist in the 1980s band Poison and is featured on VH1's "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels."

Madison said the television show is smarmy, with Michaels treating women as his "sexual toys." He asked city leaders to relays those concerns to the Greater Cedar Valley Chamber of Commerce, which sponsors My Waterloo Days.

"This is not what My Waterloo Days is all about," he said. "It is a family event."

Ward 4 Councilman Quentin Hart said he has received a couple of phone calls from residents expressing similar concerns, so he watched the show himself. "The statements of Mr. Madison were very true," he said...

...MWD director Jay Stoddard said the show will go on...

..."You have to pay $25 to go to (Michaels) and you have a choice not to go," he said. "You can't please everybody
Decide for yourself:



This kind of reminds me of when rapper Mike Jones was hired to play at VEISHEA at Iowa State University.

LEE Stock Down 27% In The Past Month



Lee Enterprises, owner of various newspapers around the country, but in particular in Iowa the Quad City Times, Mason City Glob-Gazette, Waterloo Courier, Sioux City Journal, and the Muscatine Journal, plus a whole bunch of weekly newspapers and shoppers, had their stock close today at $7.26, down 22 cents on the day (-2.94%).

Just a month ago, LEE dipped under $10. That's a 27% plunge in a month!

Even worse, LEE was trading above $30 as recently as mid-April of 2007. That's a 75% crash in one year!

Gannett (GCI), parent company of the Des Moines Register and the Iowa City Press-Citizen, reported profits down nearly 9% in the first quarter of 2008.

GCI was down nearly 6% today to $25.86, a new low. The 52-week high for GCI was $61.68.

Newspapers are dying.

All you kids in journalism school, switch majors while you still can!


Update: Buster at InMuscatine has been following this train wreck, as well.

Iowa State Fair 2008 Grandstand "Unveiled"



Thanks to "Crazy SOB" who submitted this to me.

You are a Photoshop god!

Here's the original screenshot of today's Des Moines Register web site:



Cultural reference located here for those who don't get the "unveiled" joke, which I thought was pretty funny.

Er, Then Why Did You Buy It?



From the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
Sheraton hotel officials said Tuesday they want to overhaul the aging downtown property and bring new revenue into the business but can't do it without financial help from Iowa City...

...Columbus, Ohio-based RBD LLC announced this month that it bought the 234-room Sheraton for $9.5 million, the property's third owner since 1999. The company has said it wants to invest $11 million to replace everything in the hotel from the carpets to the roof.

Memphis-based Davidson Hotel Company, which operates the Sheraton, put a three-pronged request to the economic development committee Tuesday. It included asking for a new parking agreement in the Dubuque Street Parking Ramp, taking out the public access point through the center of the hotel and tax incentives to make repairs.

"The cost to fix the hotel is far greater than what it's worth as it stands," [Thom Geshay, senior vice president of business development for Davidson Hotel Company] said.

Er, then why did you buy it?

Well, we know why they bought it. They think they can get the taxpayers on the hook for $11 million in improvements with a promise of additional tax revenue down the road.

A promise.

And pay no attention to that brand-new, taxpayer-financed hotel in Coralville!

I'm sure Sheraton and Davidson have tried this in other cities. Anybody with time on their hands care to look that up? It's not like the Gannettoids at the Press-Citizen will.

Probably the best response I've read in the comments so far is this, from another motel owner in Iowa City:
In 2002 my wife and I bought the old Alexis Park Inn next to Iowa City's airport. It was in bad shape, with a checkered reputation, but we knew a diamond in the rough when we saw it.

Since then we have spent these last six years remodeling and refining our service, until we now have the top-rated hotel in Iowa City. We have seen double-digit increases in both revenue and occupancy throughout that period -- a result few would have predicted.

The lesson? Offer a great lodging experience at a fair price, and you will prosper.

During those six years we never applied for nor accepted government assistance. We did not incur any debt, choosing to fund the renovations with the cash flow from the business. This is MUCH harder to do, and takes much longer -- but, in the end, it's the only way to assure success in a business with razor-thin margins.

Also during those six years we have sat idly by as our own Gummint became our #1 competitor in the market. You probably don't know it, but since 2002 YOU, the taxpayer, have funded the addition of over 500 hotel rooms to this already saturated hotel market, including:

- The Marriott, built with $60+ million in taxpayer dollars
- The Riverside Casino, built by an unholy alliance of gummint and organized crime
- The Hotel Vetro, built with yet another TIF

Despite this, we have prospered, while the Sheraton has declined. Why?

The Sheraton is a bloated, top-heavy chain that provides little value for what it charges. Most of the rate they charge goes to national advertising campaigns, with little devoted to the local property.

And what IS spent locally is spent in the wrong ways. When the original Sheraton franchisee bought the property (which was then a ramshackle Holiday Inn) their main focus was on remodeling the lobby, gobbing marble and brass everywhere. The end result was that Sheraton guests paid $179/night for a tiny Holiday Inn room, and a really nice lobby. In addition, sleep was optional, because for that absurd rate they were forced to listen to the ped mall cacophony all night long.

In contrast, our smallest suite is bigger than their largest suite, costs just $70 bucks a night -- and includes a delivered breakfast in the morning.

There is no mystery behind their failure. If you don't provide good value for the dollar, you will fail. It's "Economics 101".

Now we're supposed to believe that the Sheraton's new owners need corporate welfare to survive? The purchase price has already been adjusted dramatically downward to take into account the diminished value of this property. There is NO WAY they (or any other private business, for that matter) should receive city aid.

I suggest that the Sheraton owners follow our example. Roll up their sleeves, get to work, one floor at a time, one room at a time, and fix up their OWN business. Who knows, in 5 or 6 years they might have a nice place down there.
Honestly, why don't all the local motel and hotel owners get together and file a class action lawsuit against the City of Iowa City and stop this nonsense? Heck, why not have all business owners get together? So many of those angry hippies in Iowa City are putting their energy into fighting Wal-Mart's building of a new store with their own company's money on the edge of town, but they don't put any effort into stopping TIF abuse and big corporate welfare.

Which is worse? I think TIF abuse is.

Local ownership was the only thing that saved Sycamore and Old Capitol Malls in Iowa City, while government meddling and numerous out-of-state owners who couldn't manage anything worth a crap ruined Westdale Mall in Cedar Rapids.

I think the whole corporate welfare thing is going to come to a head. It won't ever die, but things like the Sheraton Hotel in downtown Iowa City and the idiots who currently own Merle Hay Mall in Des Moines with their hands out for taxpayer-financed corporate welfare for renovations are pushing public opinion in such a direction that these big fatcat companies are eventually going to get turned down. One would hope, anyway.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

David Goodner Arrested Again



From the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
A local war protester and University of Iowa student was arrested on Monday after he interfered with another protest.

Monday afternoon, an anti-abortion group was protesting in the Pentacrest on the UI campus. According to police, David Goodner, 27, of 527 N. Dubuque St., grabbed one of the protester’s signs and ran away. The victim chased Goodner and the sign was broken in the pursuit.

Goodner said he joined a group of pro-choice protesters and took exception to some anti-gay and anti-feminism slogans he said the anti-abortion protesters had on their shirts.

I guess they got under my skin,” he said.

Goodner said taking the sign was meant to be a prank and alleged the sign was broken when members of the group surrounded and attacked him. Goodner said one of the protesters put him in a sleeper hold and another punched him in the ribs.

The victim estimated that the broken sign cost more than $500.

“I don’t think it cost 500 bucks,” said Goodner.

Funny thing how the reporter at the Press-Citizen only quoted Goodner, but none of the protesters. And nobody else was arrested. Imagine that.

Two months ago, Goodner was quoted in the Daily Iowan when it was announced that Karl Rove was going to give a speech at the University of Iowa:
It was Feb. 7, and UI Antiwar Committee member David Goodner had just been informed that President Bush's former deputy chief of staff and aide, Karl Rove, was coming to Iowa City for a Feb. 17 talk.

And he was infuriated.

"I can't remember the last time I was that angry," he said. "I was, like, just seeing red.

Somebody has some anger management issues.

Last July, Goodner was arrested in Cedar Rapids at Chuck Grassley's office. This is from the Cedar Rapids Gazette:
Peace activist David A. Goodner pleaded guilty today to criminal trespass and interference with official acts, but told a judge that he doesn't plan to pay the fines.

He admitted that he deliberately and intentionally broke the law, but still doesn't feel that he did anything wrong.

"I consider it an extension of civil disobedience to refuse to pay any fines," Goodner said...

...Goodner was arrested at about 2 p.m. July 6 when he tried to enter the federal courthouse in Cedar Rapids through a non-public door during the protest. The area is posted "restricted" and Goodner did not follow instructions from U.S. Marshals and Cedar Rapids officers, according to Cedar Rapids police...

...Goodner has taken a vow of non-violent pacifism.

Except today!

Goodner was also arrested in 2006 in front of the White House, protesting the Iraq War. He said in the Daily Iowan:
"I would be willing to be arrested again, if I found the right cause and the right time and where I think something good would actually come out of it," Goodner said.

Obviously, Goodner spending today taking away somebody's First Amendment right to protest, as well as stealing and damaging a protest sign is the right cause for him.

This is the same ass clown who once said in his Des Moines Register-sanctioned (owned by Gannett) blog:
What’s the big deal about Ahmadinejad anyway?

... I’m not saying Ahmadinejad is Mother Teresa reincarnate or anything. But let’s face it: Ahmadinejad, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, even Vladimir Putin, all have less blood on their hands than Bush does.

The international public enemy #1 is the president of the United States of America.

Although nothing compares to the blatantly anti-Semitic column by Goodner that the Press-Citizen (owned by Gannett) ran a couple of years ago.

Why can't Goodner be like typical University of Iowa students?




Followup:
Thanks everybody who emailed the story to me. I've never had that many people email me a story before!

Tom Harkin's Dirty Cooter Store Money


GED recipient and former $368,000-a-year CIETC head Ramona Cunningham with Senator Tom Harkin at the dedication of the "Tom Harkin Learning Center" at CIETC offices in October 20, 2004.

From the Des Moines Register:
Sen. Tom Harkin, D-Ia., accepted campaign contributions earlier this year from a PAC run by a company that paid the U.S. government $4 million to settle allegations of Medicare fraud, federal reports show.

The Scooter Store of New Braunfels, Texas, which markets power wheelchairs and scooters to seniors, also gave up about $13 million in pending Medicare claims in the May 2007 settlement...

..."The senator certainly expects that there will not be questions of this type in the future, and thus does not see a reason to refuse their support..."

...No law bars Harkin from taking money from the PAC, despite the Scooter Store's settlement of a suit involving government fraud and despite Harkin's position overseeing Medicare spending...

...Harkin's report to the FEC says he has accepted $8,250 in contributions this election cycle from the Scooter Store, including $750 on March 1 and $2,500 on March 10.

In addition, the report indicates there was a fundraising event in March involving Harkin and the Scooter Store. Harkin's FEC report lists payments of $750 by the campaign to the PAC for an "in-kind site expenses fundraiser."

Remember a couple years ago when the media was pumping up the Jack Abramhoff story and Chuck Grassley got caught taking money from some Indian casinos Abramhoff represented? Grassley may be dirty as all hell, but at least he donated that money elsewhere.

Oh no, not Tom Harkin.

Tom Harkin will keep that money because he has a re-election bid to win against totally lameass Republican Party opposition who can't milk an obvious earlier money-wasting scandal on the cheap, or point out that Harkin hasn't lived in Iowa for decades.

And nevermind the CIETC scandal.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Bring On The Pancakes



Following my post from a couple days ago which announced that the flat, late Rachel Corrie's Jew-hating parents were going to be speaking at the University of Iowa, I received from a fellow blogger the above photograph of The Pancake's parents getting some award from terrorist and current resident of Hell, Yasser Arafat.

In the photo below, the Corries present Arafat a picture of their deceased daughter:



Awwww, isn't that sweet?

Here's Rachel in her old 3-D, semi-human state:



Remember, even Mother Jones magazine called Rachel Corrie an idiot.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Chuck Grassley Is An Ass-Kisser, Part Two



From the Washington Post today:
John McCain cupped a fist and began pumping it, up and down, along the side of his body. It was a gesture familiar to a participant in the closed-door meeting of the Senate committee who hoped that it merely signaled, as it sometimes had in the past, McCain's mounting frustration with one of his colleagues.

But when McCain leaned toward Charles E. Grassley and slowly said, "My friend . . ." it seemed clear that ugliness was looming: While the plural "my friends" was usually a warm salutation from McCain, "my friend" was often a prelude to his most caustic attacks. Grassley, an Iowa Republican with a reputation as an unwavering legislator, calmly held his ground. McCain became angrier, his fist pumping even faster.

It was early 1992, and the occasion was an informal gathering of a select committee investigating lingering issues about Vietnam War prisoners and those missing in action, most notably whether any American servicemen were still being held by the Vietnamese. It is unclear precisely what issue set off McCain that day. But at some point, he mocked Grassley to his face and used a profanity to describe him. Grassley stood and, according to two participants at the meeting, told McCain, "I don't have to take this. I think you should apologize."

McCain refused and stood to face Grassley. "There was some shouting and shoving between them, but no punches," recalls a spectator, who said that Nebraska Democrat Bob Kerrey helped break up the altercation.

Grassley said recently that "it was a very long period of time" before he and McCain spoke to each other again, though he declined, through a spokesman, to discuss the specifics of the incident.

Since the beginning of McCain's public life, the many witnesses to his temper have had strikingly different reactions to it...


...McCain's defenders today include an old nemesis -- Grassley.

"It doesn't mean I'm buddy-buddy with McCain," the senator said recently. "He may have a short fuse. . . . But I've come to the conclusion that his strong principles, sometimes backed up by considerable" -- Grassley paused -- "not temper, but considerable conviction, is what a president ought to have."
SMOOCH!!!

(Read this related State 29 post from December 19, 2006 "Chuck Grassley Is An Ass-Kisser" when Grassley was singing the praises of Democrat Tom Vilsack and telling the press to "lay off" any critical analysis of Vilsack's run for the White House.)

Chuck Grassley has been kissing John McCain's ass ever since McCain started leading polls.

And only since then!

Why it was just in February when Grassley was trying to pass McCain off as a conservative!

Which is funny because Chuck "The RINO" Grassley is about the furthest thing from a conservative! Read here for all the stories this blog has collected about the pro-shamnesty, pro-tax raising, pro-Rainforest, pro-Abramoff, pro-E-85 lifer/loser who did nothing about the Alternative Minimum Tax, screwed up the bankruptcy laws, and who blames Bush for all the pork spending going on in Washington (while he was the chairman of the Senate Finance Committee!).

As Jimmy Breslin put it perfectly: "Chuck Grassley is a moron."



By the way, can you guess who said the following:

1) "Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father."

A. Rush Limbaugh
B. Ann Coulter
C. Michael Savage
D. None of the above

2) "I would rather have a clean government than one where quote First Amendment rights are being respected, that has become corrupt. If I had my choice, I'd rather have the clean government."

A. Ralph Nader
B. Richard Nixon
C. J. Edgar Hoover
D. None of the above

3) "I hate the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live."

A. Alfred P. Sloan, former president of General Motors
B. Tom Clancy, author, in an interview after writing Debt Of Honor
C. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, after signing Executive Order 9066 on February 19, 1942, forcing 120,000 Japanese-Americans to be held at internment camps for the duration of World War II.
D. None of the above

4) On his 13 year old daughter: "Like every other 13-year-old in America, she's in love with Leonardo DiCaprio, who I think is an androgynous wimp. You know what he does throughout the whole movie Titanic? He smokes."

A. Howard Stern
B. Alec Baldwin
C. Billy Ray Cyrus
D. None of the above

5) "I am sure that Senator Clinton would make a good President."

A. Bill Clinton
B. Oprah Winfrey
C. Osama Bin Laden
D. None of the above

6) "Know that old Beach Boys song Bomb Iran? Bomb, bomb bomb..."

A. George W. Bush
B. Rush Limbaugh
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above

7) "Fuck you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room!"

A. Hillary Clinton
B. Bill Clinton
C. Basketball coach Bobby Knight
D. None of the above


Answers:

1) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain in 1998.
2) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain on Don Imus's show in April 2006.
3) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain to reporters in South Carolina by John McCain, February 2000.
4) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain in 1998.
5) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain on Meet The Press in 2005.
6) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain in April 2007.
7) D. None of the above. Statement made by John McCain to fellow Republican John Cornyn in 2007.

Global Cooling Affects The Dates Of Future Veishea Riots



From the Iowa State Daily:
If you thought the dates of Veishea 2009 were set in stone, think again.

Instead of running during the scheduled week of March 30 through April 5, Veishea 2009 will now take place April 13 through April 19.

After battling unwelcoming weather during Veishea 2008, individuals from the Veishea advisory council, ISU administration and current Veishea executive board all agreed a change in dates was necessary.

This year, temps were about 15 degrees below average during that last weekend in March in Ames, with highs only in the upper 30s.

Global warming, pfffft!

Yeah, you need much warmer temps for the students to riot in.

"Money Squirting Out Their Butts"



A followup to "Hotel Interlopers In Iowa City Want More Taxpayer-Financed Corporate Welfare"

Well, Iowa, you want your first battle in the war against corporate welfare? Here is a good case to start with: the Sheraton hotel in downtown Iowa City.

First off, thanks to those who commented on the Press-Citizen's web site. Somebody named "research" found this 97 page document containing the proposal for the corporate welfare and the easement land grab.

Subsequently, "Ben_Drinken" did some looking around:
Research, indeed. That's what I'm doing. I smell a rat, and I'm going after it. We're gonna have to make a LOT of noise to stop this crap.

I've found some relevant stuff, and I'm just getting started. First, this is from the 97 page PDF, you can get this at the top of the page linked by Mr. research (takes forever to download):

(from March 27 meeting minutes) "Ford stated that the sale of the Sheraton went through on Tuesday and Davidson Hotel Company is the new owner now. She stated that they are planning a renovation of approximately $10 million, and that she anticipates that they will be coming to the Economic Development Committee for assistance on some of the improvements. She noted that Davidson Hotel sent some pictures of other renovations they have done, and she noted that these are available for review. Ford shared her enthusiasm for the new owners, stating that she is looking forward to the renovation that is planned."

That was Thursday March 27, 2 days after the deal went through. So it sounds like they were sucking up to Wendy before the deal went down. I wonder how much assurance they got that the City would cough up all our money they wanted. So with their statement that they can't do the renovations without assistance, that leaves two possibilities, both look really, really bad: 1)They have the money to do this without using ours, and they are liars. 2)They cut some kind of backroom deal with the City prior to the sale.

I'm not done going through the 97 page PDF yet, but here's something truly outrageous. They want a better deal on parking in the ramp. The proposal is to give it to them, and RAISE PARKING TICKETS FROM $5 TO $7 TO COVER THE COST!

Look at their list of renovations:

http://www.davidsonhotels.com/businessdevelopment.asp

They did 9 major renovations in 2006 alone, at a cost of $45.7 million. None in 2007. I think they can afford this.

Then "Ben_Drinken" found this:
http://tinyurl.com/4j9nx9

MEMPHIS, Tenn., February 4, 2008—Davidson Hotel Company (DHC), one of the nation's largest hotel management companies, today announced that it plans to significantly step up its efforts in the university hotel management segment, with a goal of doubling its existing collection of five university-related hotels within the next two to three years.

"Our expertise with university markets and the lack of noticeable industry focus on this unique niche makes it a logical and attractive expansion vehicle for us," said John Belden, Davidson's president and chief executive officer. "We have a strong, proven track record of improving profitability for these special-market hotels. College towns tend to be very stable, predictable markets that attract a combination of meeting, business and leisure guests, each requiring highly targeted marketing and service programs. We have in-depth expertise in optimizing revenues while holding down costs.

And then this:
As for Rockbridge:

http://www.hotelsmag.com/article/CA6551394.html

RockBridge Capital, LLC ("RockBridge") today announced a closing of RockBridge Hospitality Fund IV L.P. ("Fund IV"), bringing total commitments to approximately $160 million. A large percentage of the capital committed to Fund IV has come from institutions and private investors who had been investors in the firm's earlier funds. RockBridge anticipates a subsequent closing in the second or third quarter that would take commitments over $200 million. Brett M. Alexander, Senior Vice President of Capital Initiatives, made the announcement.

“RockBridge has successfully attracted investors as the result of the positive investment returns achieved by our group since 1992,” said Alexander. “During that time, RockBridge has underwritten nearly $4.5 billion worth of real estate and invested in over 300 assets nationwide. These investments have provided attractive risk-adjusted returns, which investors have acknowledged by continuing to reinvest with us. Given the current capital market environment, this closing further validates RockBridge's track record and provides new capital for our firm to continue to pursue hospitality investments that provide attractive returns to our hotel partners and institutional investors.”


And finally this, with some commentary by "Ben_Drinken" at the beginning:
Rockbridge and Davidson are acquiring hotels like crazy! They obviously have money squirting out their butts...

http://www.hotel-online.com/News/PR2007_1st/Mar07_StamfordHI.html

MEMPHIS, Tenn., March 8, 2007— RockBridge Capital, LLC, an Ohio-based investment firm focused on the hospitality industry, and Davidson Hotel Company, one of the nation’s largest hotel management companies, today announced the joint-venture acquisition of the 380-room Stamford Holiday Inn Downtown in Connecticut from FelCor Lodging Trust, Inc., for an unspecified amount. Davidson holds a minority interest in the partnership and will manage the property. The hotel will undergo a $15 million renovation, scheduled to begin in January 2008, to upgrade the exterior, interior and guest rooms.

...“Davidson has proven to be a strong partner in all of our previous transactions,” said James T. Merkel, RockBridge managing director. “We will continue to seek opportunities with them moving forward as their hotel ownership and operating expertise has been invaluable in creating successful projects.”

“Over the last 3 years alone, Davidson has been involved in transactions totaling well over $1 billion”, said Belden. “Davidson has now become one of the Top 10 largest independent management companies in the industry and we will continue to strategically grow our acquisition and third-party management platforms.”

....RockBridge Capital is a Columbus, Ohio-based investment firm focused on the hospitality industry. Since 1992, RockBridge has invested more than $2 billion through its RockBridge Hospitality Funds and First Mortgage Investment Program in more than 300 assets.

Headquartered in Memphis, Tenn., Davidson Hotel Company is an award-winning, full-service hotel owner and third-party management company that provides management, development/renovation, acquisition, consulting and accounting expertise for the hospitality industry. The company currently owns and/or manages 29 upscale hotels with nearly 8,700 rooms across the United States.

I'm sure there's more the fine residents of Iowa City can dig up. I'll be happy to post and link it all here.

The problem is that you've got a bunch of rich interlopers who will plead and beg for taxpayer money to fix up that hotel that has been milked dry by previous owners.

And you've got a bunch of people in city government who think that taxpayers funds should be used like the personal bank account for some big fat business from another state.

How is the local monopoly, corporate, absentee-managed rag in Iowa City going to handle this? Oh, I can just imagine.

How are the local bloggers who have an interest in this sort of topic going to cover it? I am eager to see.

Did Somebody Order Pancakes Again?


The three dimensional Rachel Corrie. Eventually, her schtick fell flat.

From the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
The parents of a peace activist killed in the Middle East while working for human rights will speak at the University of Iowa on Tuesday.

Cindy and Craig Corrie will read from their daughter’s published journals at 7:30 p.m. Tuesday in the Hawkeye Room of the Iowa Memorial Union. The event is free.

Rachel Corrie died at 23 while in the Gaza Strip. Her published published “Let Me Stand Alone: The Journals of Rachel Corrie.”

You mean this book?



Even Mother Jones magazine called Rachel Corrie an idiot.

What do you want to bet that all the usual Jew-haters will be there?

After reading this, I've definitely gots to have some pancakes for breakfast in da morning!

Saturday, April 19, 2008

The Company You Keep



Nicholas Johnson replies:
This "Golden Rules & Revolutions" series was focused on a much different and broader topic...

...(The reason, incidentally, that Senator Obama was not discussed at length with regard to money and lobbyists in presidential campaigns is that he isn't a very good illustration. Senators Clinton and McCain are surrounded by lobbyists, and unapologetically awash in money from special interests and the wealthy. They were both good examples of the point I was trying to make at that stage of the discussion. Senator Obama, with 1.3 million contributors, although he has raised the most money, has obtained far more of it from those donating under $200 than have the other two, does not take money from PACs, and so far as I know does not have special interest lobbyists as top campaign advisers. That may or may not make him a "better" candidate or potential president in your eyes; but for my purposes in this discussion it merely made him not very relevant or useful.)

Point taken.

As I said before ("Sawed-Off Support For Obama"), Johnson's series is "pretty good reading" and I especially enjoyed the post about Hormel taking millions from the taxpayers via the Iowa Legislature. I wouldn't have known that from casually reading any Iowa newspaper online, which also says something about the state of the media industry.

I suppose I was driving on the shoulder of the topic, or at least a frontage road, when I pointed out the company that Obama has kept over the years: crooks, terrorists, and racists, in particular.

Sure, Hitlery disgusts me. All those contributions to her husband's campaigns from trial lawyers. The pardons for the cocaine dealers and fugitive arms dealers. The Chinese connection. Something's going on there.

McVain and his involvement in the Keating Five. You know he was dirty. He can't be trusted. Republicans have lost their mind nominating that guy.

But Obama...... well, I've got to quote from Johnson again:
I was fully as critical of Senator Obama's lack of experience as I was of the comparable lack of presidentially-relevant experience on the part of Senators Clinton and McCain.
Yeah, but experience is not what I was talking about. I was talking about the company Obama keeps, and how he panders to various groups. My opinion about Obama is not going to change. I think he's dirty in a different way than somebody who bends over for lobbyists and for PAC money. I think Obama's personal associations are far more dangerous for the country as a whole. We're looking at somebody who could end up being worse than Jimmy Carter here.

(....I believe Jimmy Carter to be The Worst President Ever - with the sole exception of his selection of Paul Volcker to be the head of the Fed. Oddly enough, Volcker has endorsed Obama for President.....)

At the time McCain was caught up in the Keating Five mess, he didn't have much more time in the Senate than Obama does now. McCain had only previously been in the House for a couple of terms. Obama was in the Illinois Senate for 8 years prior to becoming a Senator. I think a lot of "climber" politicians get to the point in their career where the past scandals and associations come to critical mass, and they either get caught up in the whirlpool (like Obama is now) or they ride the wave out (like McCain obviously did).

Nobody's going to be pure and clean. Well, Ed Fallon sort of was when he was running for Governor. But he lost in the Democratic primary. And now he's throwing away any political capital he had by mounting a quixotic campaign against Leonard Boswell.

In closing I must say again, Johnson's series is well worth reading. Go click over and spend your afternoon or evening reading it all.

Hotel Interlopers In Iowa City Want More Taxpayer-Financed Corporate Welfare



From the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
The new owners of the Sheraton hotel in downtown Iowa City are asking for the city's help in making major renovations on the property, an official said Friday.

Wendy Ford, Iowa City economic development coordinator, said the Economic Development Committee will meet with representatives of the hotel's managing company, Davidson Hotel Company, at its Tuesday meeting.

The committee will hear about the company's plans to invest $11 million to rehabilitate the hotel and discuss city assistance in the form of tax increment financing rebates, partial commercial property tax exemptions and amending the parking agreement for the Dubuque Street Parking Ramp...

...According to information sent to committee members, the owners plan to make upgrades including replacing heating, air conditioning and ventilation units that are 25 years old and redecorating the interior.
What do you want to bet that Iowa City taxpayers (and Federal taxpayers, since it was an "urban renewal project" back then), forked over a lot of dough when that hotel was stupidly built in the middle of Dubuque St?

Now the new owner wants taxpayers to fork over more millions for redecoration and a new HVAC system.

Here's some more important information at the bottom of the story:
The Sheraton has changed ownership multiple times in recent years. Columbus, Ohio-based RBD LLC announced in April that it bought the 234-room Sheraton for $9.5 million.

The company purchased the property from Ashford Iowa City LLC, a Dallas-based company that acquired the hotel for nearly $19 million as part of a seven-hotel, $267.2 million sale in 2006, according to Johnson County real estate transaction records. The hotel previously was owned by MeriStar Investment Partners, which bought the hotel in 1999.

Wow!

In 2006, the hotel was sold for nearly $19 million.

A year and a half later it's sold for $9.5 million.

WOW!!!!

How does a property in downtown Iowa City lose 50% of it's value in a year in a half?

Now a new bunch of interlopers and thieves want to put taxpayers on the hook for $11 million in renovations and upgrades.

And why? So they can turn around and sell the "asset" again to another group of interlopers and thieves from another part of the country or world? Let's face it, absentee/interloper ownership of commercial property is one of the biggest reasons why things fall apart and fail. Local ownership improves things considerably.

And sorry, Charlie, but somebody has been making money over the past 25 years by renting out rooms, selling lunch and dinner, and holding conferences. And as long as the hotel remains open, you'll continue to get revenue from doing those things. Maybe you should use some of that money to help finance your fixes?

Check out this noise from Wendy Ford, the "Iowa City economic development coordinator":
Ford said the hotel's new owners have indicated that without city assistance, the facility will not get the updates it needs and will risk losing the Sheraton flag. The loss of the brand could result in lower occupancy, a decrease in property value and hotel tax collections.
Does it really matter if that ugly building is a Sheraton or a Holiday Inn or a whatever?

What's the worst case scenario with that building? Eventually it will become so devalued that the University of Iowa might as well pick it up as an additional dorm or office building. Why not? They did the same thing with Mayflower about 30 years ago, didn't they? They've taken over more than half of Old Capitol Mall. The hotel is just a couple blocks away from the Pentacrest. It would actually make sense.

If taxpayers are going to pay for that hotel in perpetuity, then it ought to be owned by the taxpayers. (...but not operated as a hotel...)

Didn't I read where they wanted to move the art museum somewhere downtown? Move it there.

You've got all those bars downtown. Renovate part of the building to be high-end dorms for all those moneyed Illinois drunks.

Finally, from the story, is this:
The new owners also are asking the city to vacate its Dubuque Street easement, which runs through the middle of the hotel. They said the 24-hour walk-through has adversely affected business, from staff having to clean mud and human waste from the floor to late-night fights that happen in the area, making guests uncomfortable and leaving the hotel liable.

As an alternative route to the pedestrian mall, the committee will consider a proposal to enhance the city-owned Dubuque Street Walkway between the Sheraton and Martini's Bar by adding more lights, security and public art.
I know that area. Ain't gonna happen. No city gives up easement rights.

Besides, and this is the 25 year old question: What the hell were they thinking when they built a goddamn hotel in the middle of the street in a college town?

It's like when they built that mall right next to the Pentacrest. Just brain-dead trendy planning.

"Urban renewal" was a giant sucking sound of bad ideas by government flunkies, mostly. It cost zillions of dollars, and is still costing money.

Look at downtown Davenport, still a hellhole. Who wants to go downtown, even with the Skybridge?

Same thing with Waterloo, where the interstate just runs out. What's down there? Nothing.

Or Cedar Rapids, where they stupidly decided to "save" downtown by building all these raised roads and bridges that wind around through the area, decimating neighborhoods, so that in winter the roads can freeze up quickly and cause a lot of car accidents. That downtown also has nothing.

About the only town that has sort of figured it out is Des Moines. Sure, they screwed up with urban renewal initially in the '70s and '80s. All the businesses worth a crap fled downtown for the burbs even with the occasional new buildings, brick roads that only buses could travel on, and streetscaping that everybody ignored but skateboarders. But lately they got the west end figured out by just knocking everything down and starting over. Don't get me wrong, I'm all in favor of preservation and things like that, but in some cases you've just got to napalm everything and start from scratch.

Pizza The Hut



From the Des Moines Register:
A Republican state lawmaker called on Iowans Friday to boycott Pizza Hut restaurants after the company fired a Des Moines delivery driver who shot an armed robber last month.

"You tell me any Iowan that was in his situation, that had a gun put to his head, how they would've reacted differently," state Sen. Brad Zaun of Urbandale said. "I think it's the wrong decision by Pizza Hut and I will not be buying any more Pizza Hut products."

James William Spiers III, 38, fired multiple shots at a man who accosted him March 27 and demanded money at the Sutton Hill Apartments, 2100 S.E. King Ave.

Spiers said Pizza Hut officials asked for his resignation in exchange for at least two months' pay and counseling.

"I was terminated, but they're not going to kick me to the curb," he said Friday. "When they terminated me, I had asked if they could provide me with counseling. That's all I asked for."

Pizza Hut officials confirmed that Spiers was offered a severance package, counseling services and job search help but declined to comment further.

"We're doing all that we can to help him with the transition," said Chris Fuller, a spokesman for the Dallas company

This was inevitable.

At least the local monopoly corporate anti-gun newspaper in Des Moines knew when to stay the hell out of the way, even if all of those journalism majors running the place are nothing more than a bunch of anti-2nd Amendment assholes whose hearts bleed for criminals and "fuck the working man" if he dares to defend himself or his livelihood.

But look at how the Register wrote this article: James William Spiers III, 38, fired multiple shots at a man who accosted him March 27 and demanded money at the Sutton Hill Apartments, 2100 S.E. King Ave.

Spiers wasn't accosted. Spiers was robbed by a guy holding a gun!

Let me remind "reporter" Jacqueline Lee what the situation was:
"The guy never let go of the gun until after he was shot," Spiers says.

Nice try, assholes at the Register. You aren't being cute or clever by attempting to leave important facts out. You're just being a bunch of assholes.

And at least Mr Spiers and Pizza Hut recognized that he would be unable to go back to his old job. Two months of pay as severance and counseling seems very reasonable, considering the circumstances. There's no way Spiers would be going back to that job, even if Pizza Hut relented on their no-gun policy for drivers.

And, thankfully, Des Moines and Polk County isn't so jaded that the cops or prosecutors would attempt to hang some bullshit ordinance charge against Spiers, who was perfectly within his right to carry a gun (Spiers had a conceal-carry permit).

To me, it's only a bummer that Spiers didn't kill that little prick (Kenneth Jimmerson) who attempted armed robbery on him. Lock that Jimmerson and his accomplice, Melanie Stout, away for as long as possible. They're trash.

I'll ignore the Republican grandstander from Urbandale who is calling for a boycott of Pizza Hut. Who the hell would eat that shitty pizza anyway?

Friday, April 18, 2008

It's Not A Party Until You See Terms You've Coined Used By Others


Frank Cordaro, in a typical pose

David Goodner has an op-ed in the Iowa City Press-Citizen today about some meeting of the anti-war crowd there. I guess their numbers have dwindled to the point where they can all fit in a booth at the Deadwood.

But that's not the point of this post.

What was fun for me was reading a comment by somebody named "Dutchman" (not me, I swear...):
What a shock..Goodner says..."The conference begins at 8 p.m. at the Deadwood Tavern, 6 S. Dubuque St., with guest speakers Karen Kubby, the director of the local Emma Goldman Clinic, and Christian anarchist Frank Cordaro, from the Des Moines Catholic Worker."

So..the anti-Semite Goodner and his ilk will get drunked up with Karen Kubby and Frank Cordero..who will tell you that its not a protest until Frank Cordaro shows up and gets arrested...

That made my day!

It's only a slight paraphrasing on my original "It's not a party until Frank Cordaro gets arrested" (Feb 2007), but enough to know where Dutchman was inspired from.


Related: It's Not A Party Until Frank Cordaro Gets Arrested (Sept 2007)

Sawed-Off Support For Obama



Nicholas Johnson has had a big series of posts this week. Click over to read them all, but especially today's post about the millions in taxpayer dollars that the Iowa Legislature gave to Hormel.

They're all pretty good reading, except for the obvious fact that Johnson is totally uncritical about Barack Obama.

You'd think Johnson would be interested in the fact that Obama has associated with crooks, terrorists, and racists over the years.

Particularly distressing is Johnson's cluelessness when it comes to Bittergate:
But I am one of those who thinks Senator Obama was right when he said, "Lately, there has been a little, typical sort of political flare-up because I said something that everybody knows is true, which is that there are a whole bunch of folks in small towns in Pennsylvania, in towns right here in Indiana, in my home town in Illinois who are bitter. . . . They are angry. They feel like they have been left behind. They feel like nobody is paying attention to what they're going through." Perry Bacon Jr. and Shailagh Murray,"'Bitter' Is a Hard Pill For Obama to Swallow; He Stands by Sentiment as Clinton Pounces," Washington Post, April 13, 2008, p. A6.

As the story points out, Senators Clinton and McCain are trying to dismiss this truth -- denying that anyone's bitter, and charging that Senator Obama, who was living and working in south Chicago as a community organizer, is an "elitist."
Does Johnson even have a clue who Obama was talking with in San Francisco?

Millionaires and billionaires, that's who! People who can afford a $2300 minimum donation.

It wasn't the type of po' people that Obama was trying to pull five dolla out of.

Obama was playing to the rich San Francisco elite's stereotypical thoughts about them redneck Democrats in rural Pennsylvania and Gulfstream V flyover country, aka "the midwest".

You know, Obama and his angry wife have made their opinion about guns quite pointed before, but to a different audience. Remember the quote last November when he was campaigning in Steve King country?
From his days of campaigning in Downstate Illinois, Sen. Barack Obama has been asked plenty of times about his views on gun ownership.

But the Illinois Democrat and presidential candidate added a new wrinkle Saturday night while campaigning in conservative-leaning western Iowa, when he said his Chicago-native wife, Michelle, recently commented that she could see why rural folks might want to own guns.

Here was Obama's discussion of gun ownership and his wife's thoughts during a campaign stop at a middle school:

"We should be able to combine respect for those traditions with our concern for kids who are being shot down. This is a classic example of us just applying some common sense, just being reasonable, right? And reasonable would say that lawful gun owners – I respect the Second Amendment. I think lawful gun owners should be able to hunt, be sportsmen, protect their families.

"And by the way, Michelle, my wife, she was traveling up, I think, in eastern Iowa, she was driving through this nice, beautiful area, going through all this farmland and hills and rivers and she said 'Boy, it's really pretty up here,' but she said, 'But you know, I can see why if I was living out here, I'd want a gun. Because, you know, 911 is going to take some time before somebody responds. You know what I mean? You know, it's like five miles between every house.'

"So the point is, though, we should be able to do that, and we should be able to enforce laws that keep guns off the streets in inner cities because some unscrupulous gun dealer is, you know, letting somebody load up a van with a bunch of cheap handguns or sawed-off shotguns and dumping them and selling them for a profit in the streets."
Obama comes to conservative Western Iowa in November 2007 and spills that baloney about how his angry wife thinks that rural people ought to be allowed to have guns because 911 is going to take forever to respond.

Like calling 911 will get you help fast in Chicago.

Then, naturally, Obama plays on the stereotypical fears of those stupid, religious, smalltown, redneck, xenophobic crackers who fear some "unscrupulous gun dealer... load[ing] up a van with a bunch of cheap handguns or sawed-off shotguns and dumping them and selling them for a profit in the streets."

That's the type of imagery that white people love to Iowa fear: "gun dealers" (...is there a difference between legit and illegal in Obama's world?), particularly BLACK gun dealers who sell "cheap handguns" and "sawed-off shotguns" from a van in the big bad mean inner city.

Is that not a blatant stereotype? Is Obama not pandering to his audience?

It's a shame when "classical" liberals like Johnson lose their critical marbles. What is that?

They don't want to hear the truth about their guy. They rationalize everything.

When you read Johnson's writing, he kind of comes off as a Naderite, which is fine with me. Maybe he's just being pragmatic about the top choices. But it would be nice to see that hawk-eye for critical thinking that Johnson applies to other candidates and topics aimed at Obama.

And maybe he'll come around once Hitlery "steals" the nomination from The Prophet Obama. Because you know it's gonna happen. There's gonna be Civil War in the Democratic Party for some time to come after this election cycle is finished.

What fun. Grab the popcorn.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Economy Sucks In Rock Island

Sure, this is over the border in Illinois, but it was in the Quad City Times:
Caught off-guard by their adjustable rate mortgage...

Are you kidding me?

Who is this reporter Kurt Allemeier? How dumb does he think the general public is?

These people knew what they were getting into with an adjustable-rate mortgage. They knew what they were signing. They had to have been told, or fraud was committed against them. Or they were stupid.

Let's start over:
Caught off-guard by their adjustable rate mortgage, an already-strapped Rock Island couple found themselves struggling to pay bills and make their house payment.

Peggy and Dennis Wilson — she a data-entry clerk and he a warehouse supervisor — turned to Rock Island County Economic Growth Corp. for financial counseling after their house payment jumped from $633 to $744. They cut things out of their budget and tightened their purse strings to make their house payments.

A $111 a month increase in their mortgage from $633 to $744 caused a budget crunch for a data-entry clerk and a warehouse supervisor?

How much do these people earn in Rock Island?

According to Salary.com, a warehouse supervisor in Rock Island generally earns between (10th and 90th percentile) $35,328 and $62,833 a year.

According to Salary.com, the lowest level data-entry clerk in Rock Island earns between (10th and 90th percentile) $19,770 and $30,226 a year.

Being ridiculously conservative and taking the bottom end of the salary range (bottom 10th percentile) for both jobs, they might earn together around $55,000 a year. We don't know how much they earn from the article.

$744 a month mortgage * 12 months = $8928 mortgage payments. $8928 is 16% of $55,000 a year. In the mortgage biz, 16% of payment vs gross salary would be considered extremely reasonable and very conservative. It's only when you get a payment closer to 28% of gross salary and above do things get alarmingly tight.

More from the story:
Peggy Wilson described their plight Wednesday at the Rock Island Township Hall at an announcement for increased financial assistance for troubled Illinois homeowners.

“It was a very stressful year for us,” she said. “You think you are going to lose your dream. You have to keep pushing.”

...Through budgeting, the Wilsons weathered their financial storm and are considering refinancing. When they signed the documents at closing, they didn’t know they were getting into an adjustable rate mortgage. They went to a bank that offered mortgages with only $500 down. The couple was approved in an hour. Now, she knows they need to ask more questions.

I call bullshit on this story.

They didn't know what they were signing? Give me a break. They're either stupid or lying.

Some other things this story doesn't mention: Are they working full-time? Do they have a couple of new car payments? How much in credit card debt do they have? Any student loans? How much money do they earn?

I think this is yet another media-manipulated lie of a story designed to make the public think that there's a housing "crisis" when in reality you've just got a bunch of stupid people who can't manage their money or who are too dumb to spend 10 minutes in a library or on the internet researching what they're getting into.

Monopolizing Culture, Part 2



Side Notes has some additional notes, links, and thoughts on the latest Englert kerfuffle.

It's worth clicking over and reading.

Down here in Kansas City, the big deal is whether you're Equity, Non-Equity, SAG, or Non-SAG. Ah, if only Iowa actors had such problems.

Is That A Pledge Pin On Your Uniform? Part 2



Looks like Obama is back to wearing his American flag lapel pin these days, what with all the heat he's been taking lately for bring friends with crooks, terrorists, and racists.

I only found this out via the 24 Hour Dorman blog because some clown said in the comments that Dorman's entry read like a State 29 entry.

Of course, last October you had Obama acting all snippy because some reporter asked him why he was no longer wearing his American flag lapel pin.

I suppose it won't be too long before Barack starts going by "Barry" again, and waxing on about his idyllic Hawaiian roots. Aloha!

Oh Shit


That's not water...

From the Des Moines Register:
Operators of Iowa livestock confinements could stockpile manure adjacent to homes or as close as 400 feet to some Iowa waterways under a proposal that passed an Iowa House committee late Monday.

Currently, newer confinement operations must keep manure inside a building or enclosed structure until it is disposed of.

It's the third time this year that the idea or similar proposals have come before lawmakers, despite opposition from the Iowa Department of Natural Resources.

The latest attempt has the strong backing of cattle, hog and poultry lobbyists and is sponsored by Democratic and Republican leaders.

The best comment on the story so far is by "UI0044":
So the Democrat controlled legislature won't allow smoking in public but will allow open piles of manure. Go figure!

Brilliant observation.

Somehow, I can't see Governor Culver allowing this to, uh, pass.

Culver's been in favor of local control over zoning of factory farm developments.

That Legislature. They are all bought and paid for by the corporate polluting lobbyists, aren't they? They must think their shit doesn't shit, or anybody else's shit doesn't stink.

I hereby advocate mailing some of your shit, you dog's shit, your cat's shit...... any shit will work..... and mail that shit to your state representative or senator at the Capitol building. And their home addresses. If you can manage to email them some shit, do that, too. I'm serious.



Fuck them all and revolt.

Somewhat related: How Shit Happens In The Iowa Legislature

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Lowered Drinking Age In Iowa?



From the Iowa State Daily:
It doesn't matter how long students under the age of 21 hold their breath, Iowa won't be seeing a change to the current drinking age any time soon.

Recently, legislators in Minnesota, Missouri, Vermont and South Carolina have proposed lowering the age to either 18 or 19, while Kentucky, South Dakota and Wisconsin want to lower the age for active military personnel only.

With other states considering a change, the question of whether Iowa should jump on the lower drinking age bandwagon has been a topic of interest...

...John McCardell, former president of Middlebury College in Vermont and director of Choose Responsibility, disagrees with MADD, and is pushing for action on lowering the legal age.

"When you're 18, you're an adult in all other aspects besides the drinking age," McCardell said. "At 18 you're an adult. If 18 year olds aren't mature enough for alcohol, how are 18 year olds mature enough to vote, sign contracts and join the military?"

McCardell said that having the drinking age set at 21 creates problems because minors, especially on college campuses, are drinking alcohol illegally. He said not being able to drink in public causes many deaths from binge drinking.

"There is a net loss of life, but these lives are not being lost in public," McCardell said.

Senate minority leader Ron Wieck, Dist.-27, said he would oppose such legislation and doesn't think a lower age is in the interest of most Iowans, including the state's lawmakers.

"I don't think it would be something legislators would be in favor of either," Wieck said.

Although some, like Wieck, already don't support the change, others, like Speaker of the House Patrick Murphy, D-PA, are "not worried about it at this time."

Senate majority leader Mike Gronstal, Dist.-50, said he'd be willing to consider changing the drinking age, but he'd "have to wait and see what the proposal is."

Gronstal, Wieck and Murphy all said they couldn't remember any legislation in Iowa to lower the age since the National Minimum Drinking Age Act passed in 1984. The act effectively took away the states' right to choose by threatening any state that set a drinking age of lower than 21 with a 10 percent decrease in highway appropriations, a move some disagree with.

Gronstal said it is wrong for the federal government to take away states' power to determine what's best for its citizens through these types of threats.

"The government shouldn't hold states hostage for funding," he said.

Wieck disagreed with Gonstal's view and said the state government imposes the same types of threats when it comes to local governments.

"The government has to do what it needs to do," Wieck said.

It's kind of amazing that state politicians are even talking about it, especially Gronstal, who I usually disagree with on just about every issue.

And who is this Ron Wieck? What a Nazi. "The government has to do what it needs to do..." That sort of attitude is everything I hate about politicians, regardless of what side of the aisle they sit.

Oh, this drinking age discussion all just talk. Nothing will ever happen, not even for members of the military.

Even if the law changed just for military personnel, expect lawsuits to start flying since some legal adults will be, er, disenfranchised.

And, you know, the first time a member of the military is busted for drunken driving or public intox, the media will be all over them.

Dead Mall In Cedar Rapids For Sale: $18.5 Million



From the Cedar Rapids Gazette:
The opportunity to buy Cedar Rapids' largest mall has generated a good amount of interest since the property was listed for sale last month, but it could still be two years or more before the mall sees any big changes, real estate experts say.

Park National Bank of Chicago, which took title to the mall in a foreclosure action last year, listed the property for sale at $18.5 million in March.
Considering that Park National Bank paid $19 million for it in a foreclosure auction last July, and was the only bidder then, I'd say the chances of this dead mall selling for near the asking price is unlikely.

Then there's this, which completely blows my mind:
The Cedar Rapids City Council had placed a development moratorium on the mall last spring, hoping to encourage a comprehensive redevelopment of the area. But the city's moratorium appeared to dampen redevelopment interest in the mall, and it was lifted in December under pressure from real estate professionals and the public.
What a bunch of morons!

Is there any more proof that elected politicians are a bunch of dumbfucks when it comes to business and who don't have any basis in reality? Gee, even academic types aren't this stupid, and that's sayin' something!

The City Council in Cedar Rapids issued a development moratorium as a way to encourage redevelopment?

Did I read that right?

Holy shit!

Well, worse things have happened.

Remember when the city of Burlington used the-then strong arm of eminent domain to evict 400 residents, take away their land, and bulldoze the area so that the city could turn the land over to some out of state development company in order to build a bunch of fucking strip malls? And then the project was abandoned, but only after the land was taken, the people moved, and the area torn down.

But back to Cedar Rapids.

That still boggles my mind, issuing a development moratorium in order to encourage development???

The problem was that the Westdale's previous owners from years ago wouldn't sell off chunks of the unused parking lot space to various restaurants and developers. So what happened? The restaurants and strip mall developers started building all around the perimeter of the mall's land. Now, if you drive by on Williams Blvd or Edgewood Road, most of that area is full while the inside of the mall is dead dead deadski. None of those businesses built on the perimeter were there 10-15 years ago.

You know what else hurts Westdale Mall? Lack of local ownership.

Local ownership turned around Sycamore Mall in Iowa City. The same bunch also turned around Old Capitol Mall in Iowa City, although from what I've read it's mostly morphed into offices for the University of Iowa. But whatever. It's rented.

Down in my neck of the woods, a smaller regional mall (Mission Mall) was knocked down in 2006. The replacement? A multi-use development called The Gateway Project.

That's the future, multi-use developments with local ownership. Not some half-empty 1970's-era relic that worships homogenized mass consumerism.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Iowa Smoking Ban T&A



A humorous, alternative version of the Iowa Smoking Ban Q&A from the Quad City Times:
Q. Does the law ban smoking in beer gardens, or other outdoor areas adjacent to bars?

A. No. Smoking will be allowed in outdoor areas adjacent to bars.


Q. What about outdoor dining areas at restaurants?

A. Unlike bars, businesses that are classified as restaurants cannot allow smoking at outdoor dining areas.


Q. How does the casino exception work?

A. Smoking will be allowed on the gaming floor, but patrons will need to put out their cigarettes if they cross into any other part of the casino.


Q. Who enforces the ban?

A. The Iowa Department of Public Health. Citizens can report violations to the agency.


Q. What’s the penalty for a violation?

A. Individuals who smoke in smoke-free areas can be fined up to $25. Owners and managers who don’t comply can be fined up to $100 for the first violation, $200 for the second violation within a year, and $500 for each additional violation within the one-year span.


Q. Will smoking be allowed at the VFW or other private clubs?

A. No, unless the club has no employees.


Q. What about bingo halls?

A. Once again, no, unless the hall has no employees.


Q. Will a farmer be allowed to smoke in an enclosed tractor?

A. Yes, but the rule doesn’t necessarily apply to all vehicles used for business purposes.


Q. Will businesses be allowed to designate an indoor room as a smoking room for employees?

A. No. However, businesses can build an outdoor smoking area, as long as it isn’t completely enclosed.


Q. Will smoking be allowed on parking ramps?

A. Yes, as long as the ramp isn’t enclosed.


Q. What about campgrounds and camp shelters?

A. Smoking will be allowed at campgrounds except for in enclosed buildings. A shelter that is open to the elements on any side is not considered enclosed.

Oh, wait! That wasn't the humorous, alternative version. That was the ACTUAL Iowa Smoking Ban Q&A from the Quad City Times.

Well, you could have fooled me.

Keno Davis Leaves Drake, State 29 Blog Will Go On



The Des Moines Register is reporting that Keno Davis is leaving Drake for Providence College. Good luck, Keno!

Luckily, for the people who enjoy reading this blog, Providence College's athletic department is not run by Bob Bowlsby so I'll continue to blawg.

I really would have quit if Keno Davis had gone to Stanford and worked under Bowlsby.

For your afternoon's entertainment, Celine Dion!

Monopolizing Culture



From the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
In a letter addressed to the Johnson County Board of Supervisors, The Englert Theatre raised concerns about the proposed Coralville Center for the Performing Arts.

In a letter, dated April 9, the board questioned if the new center, scheduled to open in fall 2009, would threaten the financial viability of the Englert.

The letter asks: "Can our small geographic area support two theaters of similar size and mission within a couple of miles of each other?

"The new theater will have the effect -- intended or not -- of seriously jeopardizing the Englert's ability to remain open by directly competing for performers, donors and audience members."

The letter was e-mailed to the supervisors and was signed "Warm regards, The Board of Directors and Staff of The Englert Theatre."

Brenda Pearson, president of the Englert's board, said the letter was meant to "open dialogue."...

...The Englert seats 718 people. The Coralville Center for the Performing Arts will be able to accommodate 518.

Sean Fredericks, managing director of the Englert, said the letter was by no means a direct attack at Coralville.
After the Englert was restored, which went way over budget and taxpayers spent in excess of a million dollars on improvements, the then-director openly talked about how he was competing for acts with Legion Arts out of Cedar Rapids, a 150-seat capacity hall.

So the Englert felt it was OK to muscle in on Cedar Rapids back then. After all, there's over 300,000 people living in both Linn and Johnson Counties, where Cedar Rapids and Iowa City exist, respectively, next door to each other and connected by I-380. Most small halls and theaters cater to the local crowd. And you'd think with all the cultural types in Iowa City that at least the Englert would be supported.

The Englert's restoration from crappy duplex movie theater to restored hall was also sold under the premise that local acts would be able to perform there. Not long after opening, steep rental rates were announced. Public outcry forced the then-director to resign.

Have things changed? There's a few local acts here and there, but looking at the upcoming events at the Englert I also see Randy Newman, Steve Earle, and Lorie Line, among others from outside the area. Randy Newman's tickets are as high as $150.

I doubt, especially in an area the size of the so-called "Corridor", that an additional 500 seat theater in Coralville is going to drive the Englert into mothballs.

Heck, it might even improve the chances for local groups or touring regional acts who need a small hall. If the Englert is booked solid and Legion Arts is closed for the summer because the hall has no air conditioning, what are you gonna do?

However, when it comes to things like Coralville wanting a 5000 to 7000 seat arena, that's definitely overkill.

But why the sneering, elitist, monopoly-wannabe attitude on the part of the Englert folks?

Boy, they sure come off looking like assholes. Again.


Update: Side Notes has some thoughts. Her bias is showing, as she admits, but she's probably 100% correct.

The (Bush) Economy Sucks



From the Quad City Times via the AP:
Public disapproval of the way President Bush is handling the nation's economy has hit a new high in Washington Post-ABC News polling, and his overall favorability rating remains near an all-time low.

Seven in 10 Americans now give negative ratings to the president's stewardship of the sinking U.S. economy. Only 28 percent approve of his performance in this area, a double-digit decline from a year ago, and even core Republicans have begun to abandon the president on the issue.

Meanwhile, back on Planet Earth, this is via the National Review:
Democrats on the Economy in 1996:

“Our economy is the healthiest it has been in three decades.” (President Bill Clinton, State of the Union Address, January 23, 1996)

Democrats on the Economy in 2008:

“The bottom line is that this administration is the owner of the worst jobs record since Herbert Hoover." (Senator Charles Schumer, Press Release, March 7, 2008)

Key Labor Market Statistics in 1996 and 2008
March 1996 March 2008
1. U.S. Unemployment Rate 5.5% 5.1%
2. Number of Long-Term Unemployed 1.33 million 1.28 million
3. Average Weeks Unemployed 17.3 weeks 16.2 weeks
4. Median Weeks Unemployed 8.3 weeks 8.1 weeks
5. Not in Labor Force because discouraged over job prospects 451,000 401,000
6. Democrats calling for Extended Unemployment Benefits? No Yes
7. President’s Party Affiliation Democrat Republican


It's the Great Depression, all over again!

Related:

The Economy Sucks, April 2008 Edition (State 29)

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Democrat Dave Nagle Gets Arrested A Third Time For Drunk Driving



From the Waterloo Courier:
Former three-term congressman Dave Nagle has been arrested again on a complaint of drunken driving.

Nagle, 65, of 4935 N. Union Road, was stopped by a Black Hawk County Sheriff’s deputy on Union Road near his home at 8:39 p.m. Thursday, according to an arrest report. He was charged with second-offense operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated and was released from jail after posting bond.

Nagle previously pleaded guilty to OWI in 1985, a year before his first election to the U.S. House of Representatives...

... Nagle was arrested a second time for drunken driving in July 1997 and pleaded guilty again. That 1997 charge was considered a first offense under laws at the time, because the 1985 arrest had happened so long ago. Therefore, the current arrest is considered a second offense.
65 years old and still drunk driving.

How pathetic.

The last time we saw Dave Nagle, he was blogging sporadically for the Des Moines Register, although he's been silent for about 5 months now. It must be difficult to blog when you're drunk all the time.

What do you want to bet that Nagle gets off with a slap on the wrist again? He's a big shot lawyer and former Congressman. They'll give him a fine, maybe force him to take some re-education class. At worst, he'll probably spent a couple nights in the pokey, although I doubt that. And he'll be given back his driver's license so he can drunk drive again and probably kill a family next time.

Under my regime, chronic assholes like Dave Nagle would lose their driving privileges forever. Strike three, you're out. Forfeit your car. Go take a cab or ride the bus. Stay the hell off the road.

But instead, lushes like Dave Nagle write the laws or influence what laws get passed, so that's why America's drunk driving laws are so utterly lame.

That's how come 61 year old chronic drunk driver and Johnson County Auditor Tom Slockett can run for re-election.

Davenport Alderman Ron Van Fossen went through alcohol rehab at age 63.

Des Moines City Manager Rick Clark was 57 years old when he was picked up in 2006 for drunk driving.

Mary Ann Dilla, the President of the Ames School Board, got busted for drunk driving at age 52 in 2005.

Iowa Speedway President Stan Clement was arrested for drunk driving at age 57.

Then-40 year old Davenport 6th Ward Alderman Bob McGivern blew a 0.17% after picking up a pizza at Happy Joe's in 2005.

Meanwhile in the Mason City Glob-Gazette:
A check of records in seven North Iowa courthouses shows a decreasing number of drunk driving charges in the past five years...

...Clear Lake, meanwhile, issues fewer than one OWI a week, but still has had a slight increase, going from 35 in 2000 to 40 in 2006 and 39 in 2007.

“You always hear stories about officers sitting outside bars and waiting for people to come out,” said Clear Lake Police Chief Greg Peterson. “That’s not true — officers have too many things to do to engage in that practice. I believe that when we see a potential OWI we check it out. If it turns out to be a drunk driver, we make an arrest.”

Peterson said his department does utilize state funds made available from the Governor’s Traffic Safety Bureau, which pays departments for overtime patrol, watching specifically for seat belt and drunk driving infractions.

“Is there anything wrong with targeting OWIs?” Peterson asked. “Absolutely not. Ask the relatives of people killed by a drunk driver and they will tell you that law enforcement isn’t as aggressive as they should be.”

Cerro Gordo County Sheriff Kevin Pals said no matter how tough the laws are or how much educational effort is made, some people will just continue to drink and drive.

His department wrote 108 OWI citations in 2007, or approximately two per week.

“You don’t even have to go out looking for them,” he said. “They have a way of showing up in front of our officers.”

Pals also believes law enforcement can’t be aggressive enough in taking drunk drivers off the streets.

“If they’re intoxicated, they shouldn’t be behind the wheel,” he said.

But look who isn't in favor of punishing drunk drivers, defense attorneys:
Mason City attorney Joel Yunek, who has represented people fighting drunk driving charges, has a couple of issues with the current system.

“One of the biggest problems I have with it, in the courts system, is that it doesn’t give the judges any discretion,” he said.

“People are charged and they can either plead guilty, fight it, or request a deferred judgment,” he said.

A deferred sentence is an agreement with the court that if the defendant is able to avoid further violations for a set period of time the conviction will not appear on a criminal record.

“If they plead guilty, or are found guilty, they’re looking at a mandatory minimum sentence.”

The mandatory minimum sentence for a first-time offender is two days in jail and a $1,250 fine.

“I think judges should be able to look at these cases and rule them case by case,” said Yunek. “It just isn’t fair to have the one-size-fits-all penalties.”

That's bullshit.

Kill a man and injure his wife while driving drunk and a judge in Johnson County will give you a suspended sentence.

Sorry, Mr Asshole Lawyer, but if you're gonna do the crime then you should be forced to do the time, pay the fine, and lose your driving privileges!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

You Stupid Religious Smalltown Redneck Xenophobic Gun-toting Democrats, Vote For Me, The Prophet Obama



Wow, I've been following the aftermath of the story via Mayhill Fowler in Huffington Post about Obama's sneering speech in San Francisco about rural folk in Pennsylvania:
When I began following the Obama Campaign through Pennsylvania, the place was new to me -- as apparently it was to Senator Obama, since his Road to Change bus tour was heralded as the candidate's introduction to the Keystone State. Now the Senator has moved on to Indiana for a spell, but I'm back in PA, thinking about Obama's and my experiences of the people here.

Pennsylvanians are as friendly as Iowans-- and that's a huge compliment...

...Pennsylvania unfolds in an interlocking chain of Turkeyfoots and Allentowns, held separately and together by a sense of shared community, of humor, of history, and of abiding faith.

These qualities of hospitality, patriotism and endurance are exactly what Californians need to hear about Pennsylvanians. And when he spoke to a group of his wealthier Golden State backers at a San Francisco fund-raiser last Sunday, Barack Obama took a shot at explaining the yawning cultural gap that separates a Turkeyfoot from a Marin County. "You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them," Obama said. "And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
The Politico blew the story wide, and the focus has mainly been on Obama's frankly offensive slur against certain Pennsylvianians.

But read this part again:
You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest...

The slur isn't just against Pennsylvanians, it's also against Midwesterners.

And Obama isn't targeting Republicans. He's targeting Democrats who go to church, legally possess guns, don't want illegals working down the road for slave wages and in poor conditions, or who get upset that their manufacturing plant has closed up and moved to Mexico or China.

The wheels really have come off the Obama campaign.

First his racist, America-hating preacher for the past 20 years got exposed, his angry wife started running her mouth, and now this total condescending attitude towards anybody who is religious, lives in a small town, doesn't like illegals cutting in line, who believe the 2nd amendment means you have a right to defend yourself, and who might take issue with trade policies that reward companies who close up shop here in favor of Mexico or China.

Gee, that Tony Rezko connection was just the tip of the dirty iceberg!

All these major party candidates just disgust me. Naturally, all of them have "daddy" issues. Obama and his drunk and abandoning Muslim father, Hitlery and her vicious old man, and McVain who could never live up to his Admiral father's stature.

The only one who doesn't have daddy issues is Ralph Nader.

It's gonna be a long spring and summer, isn't it? The Democrats are gonna go all the way to the convention, if either of them survive. Should be fun to watch. At this point I'm betting that next January you'll see President McVain living in the White House, not that I'd ever be thrilled with it.

Secret Checks And Corporate Welfare

From the Des Moines Register:
Iowa taxpayers funnel nearly $40 million a year to businesses through a tax refund program that some groups call "secret checks" and at least one lawmaker says must end largely because of a lack of public accountability.

Some lobbyists and business leaders, however, are aggressively fighting back.

The tax refunds, they say, are a critical key to Iowa's ability to resist the economic downturn that much of the rest of the nation is facing. Without the incentives, Iowa would be far less attractive for companies like Google that are investing millions of dollars in the state and collectively creating thousands of high-paying jobs.
Companies found a way to tap into a Terry Braindead-signed change in the tax code so they could avoid paying Iowa taxes and get additional corporate welfare. Iowa taxpayers and existing businesses are paying for it.

Here's more:
Individual amounts paid to specific companies are not made public because the payments are made through the income tax system. General information, however, is made public and it shows taxpayers have refunded or forgiven more than $300 million in the credits in the past 20 years. Those payments have grown substantially in recent years, from $8.68 million in 1998 to an estimated $42.6 million last year to roughly 175 businesses.
Somebody figured out a way during the Vilsack administration years to actively take advantage of corporate welfare through tax refunds so that it couldn't be easily traced.

Nobody was paying attention, were they?

Finally, somebody did:
"The notion that we should have an open checkbook without any kind of due diligence, accountability or transparency is certainly not in the best interest of Iowa taxpayers who are paying for these credits," said Sen. Joe Bolkcom, an Iowa City Democrat.

Federal guidelines dictate what expenses are eligible for the tax credits. Companies must provide proof of their expenses to state and federal officials to qualify. Bolkcom argues, however, that not enough information is available to the public to determine whether the money is well spent.

Bolkcom is absolutely correct on this matter.

For an extreme far-lefty on many issues, Bolkcom has surprised me. He's the one who spearheaded the lowering of obscene interest rates on the Republican-backed, mob-affiliated, car-title loanshark industry in Iowa.

There's still a hint of fiscal conservatism in some Democrats, at least on one side of the coin. Although I'm sure Bolkcom, if he had his way, would repeal every Bush tax cut for working middle-class families and institute a government-mandated and taxpayer-paid-for health scare system throughout the country.

For now, the bill isn't going anywhere:
It's unlikely that either of Bolkcom's proposals will be approved this year, the senator acknowledged. His goal this year is to make the public more aware of the issue and resurrect the plan to limit the credits during next year's legislative session.
And why would it? Nearly every legislator voted to give Microsoft tens of millions in corporate welfare in exchange for a handful of server farm babysitting jobs that pay for shit. Google, too.

I'm tellin' ya, it's a mystery to me why the taxpayers and business owners of Iowa don't invade the Capitol building and cause this.

Self-Imposed Marketing Problems



The Iowa City Press-Citizen has a really ridiculous story about what community "leaders" want to do with downtown Iowa City now that Coral Ridge Mall has existed in Coralville for the past 10 years and why the downtown area isn't the main focal point for shopping the way it was some 70-100 years ago.

It's all the usual baloney:
  • Spend $62,500 to have some consultant from Atlanta (!) pop open to hood and have a look around.
  • Suggest that business owners subject themselves to an additional tax based on valuation so that these "leaders" can supposedly "market" the downtown area.
  • Add streetscaping or do things like bring in a bunch of has-been rock stars for a concert.
  • Network with other supposedly successful cities, like Cedar Rapids.
I find it amusing that they've mentioned Cedar Rapids. That town hasn't had any serious downtown shopping for nearly 20 years, when Armstrong's pulled out for good. The little stores that were left have been dropping out ever since. The last time I was in downtown Cedar Rapids it was a ghost town and pathetic.

Iowa City, on the other hand, has nearly 30,000 students within walking distance of downtown. You'd be hard-pressed to find an empty storefront, much less an empty parking space, although from what I'd read the panhandling situation has gotten so bad in the downtown area that one store owner decided to close.

What sort of tax is going to improve the marketing of an area filled with bars full of drunks by night and streets filled with drunks and drug addicts by day?

But then some group of idiots in Iowa City installed Nancy Quellhorst as the head of the Chamber of Commerce. She was one of the dolts on the take for that stupid Rainforest project when David Oman was stealing money from Federal taxpayers, so it's pretty clear she doesn't know a good idea from a truly bad one.

Many cities would love to have half their population as potential customers right next door within walking distance along with downtown storefronts that are already filled up with funky shops catering to that crowd. Lord knows, Des Moines has been trying that for 25 years by building residential condos and lofts all over the place in order to attract hipsters. Why can't Iowa City be happy with marketing to the demographic who is already there?

Just clean up the vomit, clear out the bums, and refine things. That's the marketing problem. Quit trying to have your downtown compete with a soulless suburban mall. It doesn't take an expensive marketing consultant from Atlanta, or some business-imposed tax to figure that out - unless you're stupid.

Friday, April 11, 2008

$2 Million To Study Marijuana Some More



From the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
Normally, people aren’t paid to get high, but University of Iowa scientists are coughing up some coin to stoners willing to help them gain insight into the effects of marijuana...

...“The hypothesis is that people that use it at an early age have a greater effect, and the longer a person uses it the greater the effect,” said Robert Block, an associate professor in the UI Department of Anesthesia and the lead investigator on the project.

The study examines how marijuana affects brain function and cognition, with particular attention to the duration of use and the age of first use. The measure is brain imaging studies and achievement tests, such as for math and verbal skills.

Block is looking for marijuana users for the study, along with control subjects who consume alcohol and tobacco but not marijuana. The target for the study is 100 people...

...Participants would be expected to devote about 60 hours to the study, including a lengthy screening and two overnight hospital stays, Block said. Participants receive $20 for an initial screening session, and those that participate fully pocket $600...

...This is the third year of a four-year study being funded by the National Institutes of Health, Block said. NIH is providing $659,000 this year and about $2 million during the life of the project, he said...

...Block has been studying the effects of marijuana since his college days.

“When I was in college there was a lot of interest in psychedelic drugs, like LSD. But by that time, it had become essentially impossible to do research on it. That had been shut down,” Block said. “Marijuana had some effects that were similar to psychedelics.”

And for your evening's entertainment, the late Bill Hicks:

The Information Has Been Verified, Has Been Scrutinized By Editors, Has Been Fact-checked And Proofed


Keno Davis, Drake men's basketball coach

Sean Keeler, a sports columnist, blogging in the Des Moines Register:
New rumor of the day: Keno Davis to Stanford, although I’m not sure I’d lose too much sleep over that one.

Drake’s basketball savior has already popped up on the shortlists of San Francisco Chronicle columnist Ray Ratto and San Jose Mercury News columnist Tim Kawakami. Kawakami, in particular, didn’t have terribly nice things to say about our old friend Bob Bowlsby, who may or may not have run men’s basketball coach Trent Johnson off The Farm.

Pluses: Dad worked in Palo Alto. Keno lived there as a kid, yada, yada.

Minuses: Bowlsby, now the athletic director at Stanford, essentially kicked Dad to the curb in Iowa City. And, thinking he could find something better, replaced him with Steve Alford.

Don’t think enough water has passed under that bridge yet. Hard to picture a line being cast this way, but you never know.

This has to be one of the most improbable things ever.

If Keno Davis leaves Drake to go to work for Bob Fucking Bowlsby, I'll quit blogging.

Bob Bowlsby shit all over Dr Tom Davis when Davis was told his contract wouldn't be renewed at the University of Iowa at the start of the 1998-1999 men's basketball season. I can't imagine classy Dr Tom's classy son Keno going to work for that turd.

We know Dr Tom's legacy since then. And Steve Alford's.

Also, what the hell is the Register doing printing this dumb rumor in some columnist's blog?

Why, it was just three years ago when Register columnist and reporter Ken Fuson said:
'Perhaps you have not heard of blogs. The name derives from a combination of "blather" and "logorrhea."'
And also:
"A blog allows them to write letters all day long, on any subject they choose, without worrying about having the profanity removed or having any of their lunatic rants checked for accuracy."

A couple weeks after that, Fuson followed up by saying
"bloggers are humorless, thin-skinned and have a grandiose sense of their own importance"
and
"They have all the courage, but none of the creativity, of obscene phone callers."

And don't forget The Des Moines Register's super-sized sports columnist Nancy Clark's bitter rant against bloggers and message board writers in August 2005:
Know that if the information is coming from the mainstream media - the accredited reporters, broadcasters and photojournalists - they are following strict professional guidelines that the looser outlets don't require. The information has been verified, has been scrutinized by editors, has been fact-checked and proofed.
Clark later had that column deleted.

My how things change.

But honestly. If Keno Davis leaves Drake to work for Bob Bowlsby, I'll quit blogging. You have my word on that.

The Tru-Coat Legislature



From the Quad City Times:
The Iowa House passed a statewide sales tax for schools Wednesday, a hotly contested measure that would replace a local-option tax.

The bill, approved 59-41, overcame fierce opposition from Republican leaders who said the 1-cent tax inevitably would be spent for non-educational purposes.

Supporters argued the tax would lead to a more equitable and predictable distribution of money for school construction. The backers included 42 Democrats and 17 Republicans.

“This provides equity for all the kids in the state of Iowa,” Rep. Roger Wendt, D-Sioux City, said.

The bill now heads to the Senate.

The statewide tax would replace the county-based school infrastructure local option tax, or SILO, which has been approved by all 99 counties.

But which didn't get renewed in Appanoose County last October and, more importantly, likely wouldn't have been renewed in Polk County (or at least in Des Moines) this year.

Those 59 members of the Iowa House who approved this anti-choice bill are like the character Jerry Lundegaard in the movie Fargo. That Tru-Coat goes on at the factory!

You know, how did Iowa manage to educate anybody before 1983? Before 1983, the sales tax in Iowa was 3%, gambling was limited to Bingo Night, and most working people could afford a middle class home without having to pay skyrocketing property taxes in order to support every greaseball Democrat's relatives in Polk County and pay tens of millions in corporate welfare to the likes of wealthy and profitable companies like Microsoft and Google in exchange for the promise of a handful of computer server babysitting jobbers.

If Iowa taxpayers had any brains in their head, they would revolt and do this to the Capitol Building:

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Dave Loebsack Is A Cartoon



From the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
Rep. Dave Loebsack said Thursday he disagreed with President Bush's decision to order an indefinite pause in U.S. troop withdrawals from Iraq after July as recommended by his top war commander.

"To me the bottom line is that President Bush wants to have an open-end commitment in Iraq for decades," Loebsack, D-Mount Vernon, said. "That's something the American people aren't going to stand for."

Right.

We've been in Cuba for 110 years.

Japan was occupied by the Allies from 1945-1952 and the US had control of Iwo Jima until 1968 and Okinawa until 1972.

The US still has 47,000 troops stationed in Japan today.

The US occupied part of Germany from 1945 until 1955.

As late as 2004, there were still 71,000 US troops in Germany. When the US tried to remove half of our forces, the locals got pissed off due to the loss of economic revenue!

But enough of old history. How about some modern history?

Just two months ago, Loebsack came back from Iraq and declared "The Surge" a success.

And the allegedly anti-war Loebsack has already voted to keep funding the war.

You've got to wonder what Democrats were voting for back in '06. Why, they could have voted for that trusty old Bush-hating, anti-tax cut (twice!), anti-war, pro-abortion, and PAC-refusing "Republican" Congressman Jim Leach.

Instead, they elected a war-funding, PAC-whore academic who has the amazing ability to talk out of both sides of his mouth.

Bitch Set Me Up


GED recipient and former $368,000-a-year CIETC head Ramona Cunningham with Senator Tom Harkin at the dedication of the "Tom Harkin Learning Center" at CIETC offices in October 20, 2004.

From the Des Moines Register
:
Former Des Moines City Councilman Archie Brooks today told federal jurors that he had a 15-month sexual relationship with Ramona Cunningham during the time he was the chairman of the CIETC board of directors and she was the agency's chief executive.

Brooks' testimony this morning in the federal government's prosecution of three others indicted in the payroll scandal, that focuses on bonuses approved by rooks and doled out by Cunningham.....

...Brooks also testified that Cunningham notified him in August 2004 that he had sole power to give her raises. He told prosecutors he did not look at the CIETC bylaws to see whether they had been changed to give him authority to do so.

"I had no reason to dispute her," he said...

...Brooks ended his testimony saying that when he asked Cunningham about the compensation levels, she told him “We got greedy.”

“Basically I failed to perform my job of oversight like other board members did,” Brooks said. “… I feel she used me at that point.”

What a fucking pathetic loser.

That son of a bitch Archie Crooks should be taken out back and shot, and then strung up a pole so that taxpayers can kick in his big fat lying mouth.

But I'll be happy if Archie Crooks dies during his stint in a Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

Give that motherfucker the death penalty, for sure.

Now get his fucking name off that Community Center.

I Love You, You Big Lug, You Pay My Rent



Looks like the Des Moines Register is pissed at The Big Lug for some reason:
When lawmakers were debating a controversial bill on union power, Gov. Chet Culver was vacationing at the $1 million Florida penthouse of a wealthy Iowa campaign contributor.

Culver paid in advance for his lodging in March at the Sarasota condominium of real estate developer Bill Knapp. But the amount paid was less than half of what a similar rental property there would fetch, a real estate broker said.

Knapp was the biggest individual contributor to Culver's gubernatorial campaign in 2006, donating $112,500...

...Iowa law discourages elected officials from accepting personal benefits...

...No one has accused Culver of violating the law. A Republican state senator also stayed at Knapp's condo this year without offering payment up front...

28 paragraphs into the story, here's what all that bitching was about:
Culver pays $1,000 a week when he stays at the condo, Knapp said.

A penthouse condo in the area, on Siesta Key, would normally rent for no less than $2,700 per week plus an 11 percent tax, said Ronnalyn Crain, broker and owner of Seaside Resort Rentals & Management.

You know, this is really petty chump change that the Register is going after here. They must be seriously pissed at Culver for something.

Come on, isn't there anything easier on the fruit tree to pick?

Why hasn't the Register done a big story about where nearly $3 million of the Federal taxpayer dollars went after Senator Chuck Grassley let his Republican buddy and campaign contributor David Oman dip into that $50 million grant allegedly for the Rainforest that hadn't been approved yet!

On what planet do you get to do that with impunity?

Now for this morning's entertainment, the Pet Shop Boys!

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Loh And Behold, An Excessively High Salary



From the Daily Iowan:
As they courted and questioned then-provost candidate Wallace Loh, they ate five salads, lasagna, a pork chop, some beef tips, a vegetable tower, one plate of potato ravioli, something called a mixed grill, and swirled it all down with a press-pot of decaf coffee and three glasses of Knob Creek whiskey.

Their total ticket that March 13 evening at Givanni's in Iowa City: $184.71.

And it was just part of the $56,506.50 spent to find and eventually select Loh to replace former UI Provost Michael Hogan.

Identifying and replacing top university administrators is an involved process, and doing so required expenditures on everything from advertising ($4,541), to candidate travel ($12,837), and student aides ($325).

And despite the cost - about one-fifth of what Hogan was paid in 2007, according to the Des Moines Register's salary database - Michael O'Hara, a co-chairman of the search committee, said he was not surprised by cost, adding that when the search began, the panel members didn't have any specific estimate in mind...

...Loh, who said he was also a provost candidate for the University of Colorado-Boulder in the mid-1990s, said while the off-campus interviews provided a chance for UI officials to interview him, the on-campus dinners gave him the opportunity to evaluate the university.

"There is no way one can get a sense of an institution simply by reading the website and having a three- to four-hour interview at the airport," he said. "The tables are reversed when I am [on campus], and it is also a time for the UI sell itself to the candidates."

Loh - who is currently at Seattle University - said part of the reason he quickly accepted the UI's offer was because of the warmth shown to him by the campus community, warmth he said is better conveyed at restaurants than meeting rooms.
Wow, that Loh fella sure gets around.

Loh's managed to scam the taxpayers of various states to keep raising his salary higher and higher by hopping around from job-to-job. It's a scam that the academic elite have been pulling the past decade or so. Basically, it's organized crime by ripping off the taxpayers and jacking up salaries for no particular reasons other than sheer greed, not unlike the bullshit that rubber stampers in the CIETC crowd pulled, except that it's out in the open and few people seem to give a shit about it.

Loh's salary at the University of Iowa will be a whopping $350,000 a year.

Notice that Wallace Loh used to be a provost at the University of Colorado-Boulder.

Why, Iowa State University got their latest highly-paid provost from the University of Colorado system a couple of years ago, former UC President Elizabeth Hoffman.

You know where this is going:

From Wikipedia:
In 2004, University of Colorado president Elizabeth Hoffman fanned the flames of a football rape case when, during a deposition, she was asked if she thought "cunt" was a "filthy and vile" word. She replied that it was a "swear word" but had "actually heard it used as a term of endearment." A spokesperson later clarified that Hoffman meant the word had polite meanings in its original use centuries ago. In the rape case, a CU football player had allegedly called female player Katie Hnida a "fucking lovely cunt".
And from the Des Moines Register:
Regina Cowles, president of the Boulder Chapter of National Organization for Women, was a frequent critic of Hoffman's handling of the recruitment controversy and the rape allegations...

Ward Churchill

And Elizabeth Hoffman was the same person who couldn't fire "professor" Ward Churchill:
The review of Churchill's scholarship and whether or not the university has grounds to fire the tenured professor was instigated after Churchill's essay about the victims of the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks came to light. In his controversial essay, Churchill compared the victims to "little Eichmanns," referring to Nazi bureaucrat Adolf Eichmann, who helped carry out the Holocaust. The professor argued that those who worked at the World Trade Centers were not innocent victims but were actively participating in an unfair American economic system that provoked the terrorist attacks.
Hoffman is getting $275,000 a year, and is one of the highest paid provosts in the Big 12.

That's So Gay

From the Quad City Times:
Usually people get into trouble for not paying their court costs. A Clinton woman is charged for paying them — using a credit card number she allegedly stole from her past employer.

Courtney L. Gay, 26, was arrested Monday and charged with unauthorized use of a credit card, identity theft and violation of probation.

Gay worked at The Scotts Company in Morrison, Ill., since April 2007, reconciling business accounts, checking receipts for accounts payable and data entry. She had access to two company credit cards but did not have authorization to use them, according to court records.

Gay is accused of using the company credit card in August and November to pay $696 in court costs associated with three past criminal cases. Gay had pleaded guilty to second-degree theft in January 2007 and was sentenced to three years probation. She also had a deferred judgment on a forgery charge.

She allegedly made one of the payments Nov. 12, the day she lost her job due to company cutbacks, according to court records. Records also show she used the credit card Oct. 20 to pay McEleney AutoCenter $503.35 for auto repairs.

The company discovered the alleged use of the credit card after Gay had been fired, according to court records.

Gay was booked into the Clinton County Jail on $10,000 bond, but was transferred to the Carroll County Jail in Illinois due to lack of space in Clinton County.

What's that? $1200 total?

She gets a $10,000 bond and is sent to jail for stealing $1200 from her past employer?

It's too bad she wasn't like GED-sporting CIETC executive Ramona Cunningham, ripping off the taxpayers to the tune of $368,000 a year to run a job training agency when the unemployment rate was below 5%. At least Ramona was able to afford mouthpiece Bill Kutmus and "fake" a suicide attempt in order to get her trial delayed.

It's also too bad she didn't steal $220,000 from the Science Station in Cedar Rapids. Then she could have gotten a slap on the wrist from the judge and two years to figure out a repayment plan.

And finally, it's also too bad she wasn't from a rich, lawyer-connected Roman Catholic family like Saint Steven Sueppel of Iowa City was. Why, he got to steal $600,000 from his employer and walk out of court without having to pay a dime on his alleged so-called "personal bond"! And then he got to go home, kill his wife, and bash his four children's heads in with a baseball bat before turning himself Extra Crispy on I-80 which resulted in his canonization by the local pedophile enablers and the bend-over media.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

The Saudi Arabia Of The Midwest



From the New York Times yesterday:
The notion of turning coal into liquid fuels on a big scale has simmered for decades, but only the trade sanctions against apartheid in South Africa resulted in anyone reviving the Nazi-era technology — until now.

David Adam of The Guardian reported over the weekend on the first international conference on “coal to liquids,” in Paris, at which a host of officials from around the world excitedly described a host of new coal-to-liquids initiatives aimed at securing flows of transportation fuel in a world facing high oil prices for a long time to come.

Environmental groups are horrified at the prospect, which could easily overwhelm efforts to cut energy waste in buildings, vehicles, and the like (and resulting carbon dioxide emissions).
Last year, Governor Culver said he wanted Iowa to become the "energy capital of the world."

I wonder if Culver has any clue what Iowa is sitting on?

As of 2006, there was a company in East Dubuque, Illinois, Rentech, that was considering coal gasification. According to Rentech's web site they're still making fertilizer out of natural gas.

Coal mining used to be one of the biggest industries in Iowa until the 1920s. The work attracted immigrants from England, Wales, Sweden, Croatia, Italy, and other countries to Iowa.

Despite Iowa's long history with coal, none has been mined in Iowa since 1995.

From the Iowa DNR web site:
Total original coal reserves of Iowa are estimated to have been 7,366.58 million tons, of which 3,510.60 million tons, or 48%, are classified as measured and indicated reserves in seams greater than 14 inches thick. An additional 3,855.98 million tons are classified as inferred reserves. Approximately 56% of the total coal reserves (4,118.49 million tons) occur in beds greater than 28 inches thick that underlie 12 counties: Appanoose, Jasper, Jefferson, Lucas, Mahaska, Marion, Monroe, Polk, Van Buren, Wapello, Warren, and Wright. Of this coal 73% is considered to be strippable.

Historic production from 10 counties having the highest total production (Monroe, Polk, Appanoose, Mahaska, Marion, Lucas, Boone, Dallas, Wapello, Jasper) is estimated to be 8% of the state's original reserves; in eight of these counties (Monroe, Polk, Appanoose, Mahaska, Marion, Lucas, Wapello, Jasper), historic production is estimated to be 20% of the original strippable reserves. Statewide, an estimated 95% of the original reserves remain in the ground.

What happened to coal mining in Iowa?
Iowa coal mining grew rapidly from 1870 to 1920. The graph, "Coal Production in Iowa, 1860 - 1938, " shows the decline of coal production after 1920. Mining declined for several reasons. The railroads began buying coal from other states such as Illinois and Kentucky. As a result, the mining industry in Iowa was thrown into competition with the national markets. In addition, Iowans began looking to other energy sources for home use such as electricity, natural gas and fuel oil.

And today:
# The combined direct and indirect contributions of the coal industry to Iowa's economy are more than $1 billion.

# Using more than 20 million tons, Iowa ranks 18th in coal use.

# About 85% of the electricity used in Iowa is produced by coal.

# Iowa does not produce coal.

# Iowa has 19 coal-fired power plants.
Don't expect the Big Lug to embrace coal gasification as a way to cure America's dependence on foreign oil. Although if you think about, coal gasification might just soften the blow in Iowa once the ethanol crash happens.

Tsongas 2008



Obviously, according to Iowa Governor Big Lug, the best time to raise gas taxes is when the price is at an all-time high!

The problem, if you can call it that, is that Iowans aren't driving as much:
Iowans used 18.8 million fewer gallons of gasoline and ethanol-blended road fuels in the 12-month period that ended in February, compared with the same period the previous year, according to the state's revenue department.

The 12-month period ending in February.

That's a rather odd timeframe.

Looks like somebody is cherry-picking statistics!

Let me ask you this question: how much driving did you do in January and February of this year?

Probably not much due to all the snow and cold weather, which was obviously caused by global warming.

This isn't the first time that Democrats in Iowa have wanted to hike the gas tax. IDOT director Nancy Richardson called for it last August due to alleged gas tax shortfalls but also "increased traffic demands."

And in November 2006 the Iowa Legislative Services Agency filed some report asking for mo money. This blog said at the time:
See what happens when you elect Democrats? They instantly want to raise every fucking tax on the planet.

If I were Governor Culver and wanting to raise a bunch of revenue, I would get rid of the $65 flat fee for registration of pickup trucks. It's not fair that some city slicker with a $35,000 Dodge Ram HEMI that guzzles gas only pays $65 while some Prius or Corolla driving hippie has to pay over $200.

The pickup truck registration break is an old scam by lobbyists on behalf of farmers. Nevermind that 90% of the nearly 1.4 million pickup trucks in Iowa are driven by city slickers and that corn is getting $6 a bushel these days. If farmers can't handle the pain of paying their fair share of vehicle registration fees, maybe they can plow up the front yard this year and plant some corn to ease the hit.

Monday, April 07, 2008

Who's Gonna Pay For The Rest Of My Life?



From high school senior Als Fredrick of Norwalk, writing to the Des Moines Register:
I'm a high school senior less than two months away from the rest of my life. However, instead of enjoying the time I have left with my friends, I'm too busy filling out scholarship applications.

Riddle me this: Why is college so expensive? It has gotten ridiculously out of control.

We all know in today's world you can't acquire a decent job without a degree, but you can't get a degree without spending a fortune and you can't pay off all those loans because some of the money you make has to light up the house and keep it warm.

So, why is college so expensive in the United States? Where is our money going that is more important than educating the future of this nation? And why is it that other countries can afford for their citizens to continue their education for a reasonable $3,000 a year and we can't?

There is financial aid for those who don't come from much money and there are scholarships for those with brains to spare. But what of us stuck in the middle? I'm smart, but not a genius, and while my parents make a decent living, they're not paying for my college education, nor could they. All I want is answers. Because the last few months of the "best years of my life" are being engulfed by one question: How am I ever going to pay for college?

Yeah, you can't acquire a decent job without a degree. Just ask Ramona Cunningham or Bill Gates.

You can go to college and take out a stupid amount of student loans, like the person who went $60,000 into hock for a teaching degree.

Or $100,000 to become a social worker.

Of course, you can always become a lawyer. But if you end up borrowing your way through an expensive school like Drake and graduate with $200,000 in loans, about all you can do anymore is whine about how the government owes you - but only after you get a job working for the abortion industry.

We should be encouraging parents and children to save money before enrolling into college, being realistic about a degree and career path, and then choosing a school or schools you can afford to attend - not just deciding that you're going to rack up $72,000 in debt in exchange for a $49,000 a year job.

One commenter to the letter had this to say:
If his parents had put $50 a month in a plain old index fund like VFINX (Vanguard Index 500) back in 1990 and, assuming a 10% rate of return over 18 years, he would have $30,000 today for college. His parents could have put the investment in a 529 plan and received additional tax savings since 1998. Why is college so expensive today? Because your parents couldn't manage to sock away $1.64 a day. That's why. QUIT YER WHINING!

The math checks out. $50 a month for 18 years at a 10% rate of return will get you about $30,000. Adults are really clueless if they're not socking away a small amount of money every month for their children's future education costs.

Pulitzers To The Des Moines Register: Drop Dead



No Pulitzer Prize Winners at Des Moines Register this year.

Has it really been 17 years?

It's hard to drive that train down the tracks when you're led by a caboose and carrying too much weight.

75 Years Ago Today




From the Los Angeles Times:
Today, we look back on Prohibition as an exercise in temporary insanity, but the 13-year experiment in sobriety was rooted in our quintessentially American faith that we can perfect the world. A broad cross section of people -- men and women, urban and rural, young and old -- supported the ban on alcohol because they believed that it would reduce crime, alleviate poverty, strengthen the family and nurture a more perfect union.

Ha ha ha!

You're Still Paying For It


GED recipient and former $368,000-a-year CIETC head Ramona Cunningham with Senator Tom Harkin at the dedication of the "Tom Harkin Learning Center" at CIETC offices in October 20, 2004.

From the Quad City Times:
Trial in one of Iowa’s biggest government scandals is scheduled to begin today in Davenport.

The case centers on the Central Iowa Employment and Training Consortium, or CIETC, where top officials were alleged to have paid themselves excessive salaries by dipping into federal job training funds.

Facing charges are CIETC’s former chief accountant Karen Tesdell, former agency consultant Dan Albritton and former Iowa Workforce Development deputy director Jane Barto.

Jury selection is scheduled to begin today in Davenport.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Run For The Border, Part 2



From the Des Moines Register:
Eagleville, Mo. — The guy tossing a dozen cartons of Winstons into the trunk of the car with the Polk County license plates looked stricken, as if he'd been accused of being an al-Qaida terrorist.

"I'm not taking the cigarettes home," he said, immediately realizing it was a ridiculous statement.

Then he fessed up.

"I come down to Missouri for cigarettes about once a month," he said, after getting a promise the license plate of his red Taurus would not be turned over to the authorities. "I'm a smoker, and I'm not quitting. What can I say? I can't afford not to come down here."

The man, whose identify we're protecting because he violated the law the second his Ford crossed back into Iowa, was buying cigarettes for himself and two friends from work.

They had pooled their money and spent $300 for the 12 cartons here in Missouri. In Iowa, the cigarettes would have cost $500.

"Even spending $18 or $20 for gas, it's a no-brainer," said the Iowan. "We're going to keep doing it, too."

He was speaking the day after Iowa politicians were gloating over a report that showed cigarette sales in Iowa have dropped 36 percent in the year since the per-pack state tax went up $1. The drop in Iowa sales was almost universally attributed to the new law, which raised the cigarette tax to $1.36, among the highest in the nation.

There's no doubt some Iowans are giving up the habit, and the tax increase is surely a big part of the reason.

But Missouri's tax is 17 cents a pack, and people here — particularly those who sell cigarettes a few miles south of the Iowa border — think there's another reason Iowa's sales are down.

"We sell hundreds of cartons of cigarettes to people from Iowa, and we love it," said Jo Hulet, manager of Sharp's BP convenience store in Bethany, Mo.

"Listen, I'm a big follower of rules. But the Iowa law was made to be broken. People are going to smoke. Period. And they're going to stop at a place like this if they can save $10 or $12 or $15 a carton."

There's more. Read the whole story.

In February of 2007, I predicted all this.

And don't forget: Come in and say you saw our web page on the Eagleville Website, and get a free gross (144 count) of bottle rockets with a $10.00 purchase, you Iowa criminals!

Water = Ammonia



From the Des Moines Register:
Manure and commercial fertilizers spread on frozen ground contributed to record ammonia levels in water supplies across Iowa this spring, threatening tap water in Des Moines and harming fish and other aquatic life, officials said.

Sampling by the Iowa Department of Natural Resources found sharply elevated readings across the state, prompting environmental groups to urge new restrictions for farmers who use the fertilizers...

...Because of the rising ammonia levels in the Raccoon River, plant operators feared they wouldn't be able to add chlorine fast enough during the treatment process to kill all bacteria and pathogens.

At times, the utility had to draw water from the shallow aquifer next to the city's treatment plant and from its backup plant at Maffitt Reservoir to keep taps running.

"We consider this a very serious situation," said Beavers.

"It made the Raccoon River basically unusable. We would have had a serious situation if we had lost the Des Moines River as a source because of a pump failure or something."

The spikes in ammonia forced Des Moines Water Works to quadruple the amount of chlorine used to disinfect the water it draws from the Raccoon and Des Moines rivers, which usually provide the area's drinking water. Waterworks in cities such as Council Bluffs and Panora had to take similar measures to ensure the safety of their water.
Why, it was just last August when farmers were dumping shit into Iowa's rivers because of heavy rains, flooding, and other excuses.

Chuck Corell, the water-quality genius at the Iowa DNR, said back then that water utilities do a "bang-up job of providing safe, clean water" to Iowans.

And remember last summer when the leftoid sheeple in San Francisco and New Yawk were going on about how evil bottled water is? Where are they now? Oh, yes, they're trying to get plastic bags at grocery stores banned.

Once again, here's Slipknot!

Steve King 1, Des Moines Register 0



From the Des Moines Register's Editorial Board in Saturday's paper
:
State lawmakers make laws. Judges interpret them. And Polk County District Judge Douglas Staskal recently had the opportunity to interpret one of the worst Iowa laws implemented in recent years: the Iowa English Language Reaffirmation Act, which made English the state's official language.

His ruling reaffirms that it's time for Iowa lawmakers to repeal this embarrassing law...

...Attorney General Tom Miller said he was analyzing the ruling and may consider an appeal.

Rather than sorting this out with an appeal, lawmakers should repeal the law.

They should do so because the law is mean-spirited and sends an anti-immigrant message. They should do so because it makes Iowa seem xenophobic. They should do so because it's unnecessary when studies show today's immigrants are learning English as quickly as their predecessors...

...Other courts have found similar laws infringe on First Amendment rights to speech by depriving people of access to information from their governments.

Though this particular case didn't address the issue of voting rights, it's something lawmakers should consider. If it was unconstitutional in the Reconstruction South to deny the right to vote to illiterate blacks, how can the state of Iowa impede from voting those who can't read English?

Just how many languages is the Des Moines Register printed in?

Oh, yes. We know the answer to that.

It's in ONE.

It's English-only.

So I guess that since the Register, the monopoly corporate newspaper for central Iowa run by a nationwide conglomerate (Gannett), doesn't print editions in Spanish, Laotian, Bosnian and Vietnamese, the general public must conclude that the newspaper is "mean-spirited", "anti-immigrant", "xenophobic", and "infringing on First Amendment rights".

How else are the Spanish, Laotian, Bosnian, and Vietnamese going to know what the news is?

Spanish, Laotian, Bosnian, and Vietnamese
being the languages in question in the lawsuit brought by Representative Steve King (see "Steve King 1, Democrats 0").

The Des Moines Register doesn't even offer a crappy translation of their web site in Babelfish, something this blog nailed them on a year and a half ago.

Oh, they've got mobile, news feeds, and email newsletters. IN ENGLISH.

What are they going to do about that?

By the way, "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. Do they speak English in "What"?



"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."


Steve King (does he look like a bitch?)

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Death Penalty For Parking Violations In Council Bluffs

From Radio Iowa:
Anyone who has a Council Bluffs parking ticket that's gone unpaid for more than two months will now be facing an arrest warrant. The new policy started this week, as Assistant City Attorney Don Bauermeister says warrants will be issued for even one unpaid overdue parking ticket.

"It is owed to the city and we do have a method to get the money collected. The warrant procedure has been in place for years," Bauermeister says. In years past, warrants weren't issued until someone had several unpaid tickets on file, but city officials found collection rates were poor.

Nothing says "I'm a stupid government official" like expanding a failed policy.

Go back and read that second paragraph again:
...warrants weren't issued until someone had several unpaid tickets on file, but city officials found collection rates were poor.

Here's President Martin Sheen with a few thoughts about parking tickets:

Recycling

Gronstal says in the QC Times the expanded bottle bill is in trouble in the Iowa Legislature.

Good.

The bottle deposit law is an anachronism in this day and age of recycling.

Speaking of recycling, the QC Times is reporting that the University of Northern Illinois doesn't know what to do with Cole Hall, the building where that guy shot five students to death a few months ago. Many students and the university president want the building razed.

I don't remember anybody saying back in 1991 that half of the University of Iowa campus should be torn down because Gang Lu killed five people, paralyzed another, and then killed himself.

It must be a modern thing to want to tear down perfectly good buildings for basically any superstitious excuse. Kind of like when, after some inmates escaped from the prison in Fort Madison in 2005, then-Governor Tom Vilsack wanted the entire thing torn down even though a new prison would cost in excess of $80 million.

I mean, yesterday was the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr being assassinated in Memphis. Nobody demanded back in 1968 that the Lorraine Motel be raised. Today, it's now part of the National Civil Rights Museum.

And the Texas School Book Suppository in Dallas? Heck, the Sixth Floor is museum to the Kennedy Assassination!

Which leads us to today's humorous video clip by the late, great Bill Hicks:

The Economy Sucks, April 2008 Edition



Headline in the Des Moines Register today:
Iowa economy gains, but weaknesses lurk
Who cares about the positive news of Iowa's economy growing for 13 consecutive months, and that manufacturing and farming have posted big gains?

Let's cut to the depressing stuff:
Nationally, employers buffeted by talk of recession slashed 80,000 jobs in March, the most in five years and the third straight month of losses, the U.S. Labor Department reported Friday. For the first time, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke acknowledged Wednesday that the country could be heading toward a recession.

Losses spreading from the subprime mortgage market have roiled national and overseas markets and prompted the Federal Reserve to aggressively cut key interest rates. Iowa is already seeing an impact from turmoil in the housing market, with Pella Corp.'s decision to close its Story City window manufacturing plant last month. The Pella-based company cut 244 workers.

Morgan McGowan, an assistant economist at Moody's Economy.com, said he expects Iowa to follow the national economy.

Moody's economists believe the nation has been in a recession since December and expect it to last for about eight months. "The U.S. economy is in a mild recession, and Iowa will follow suit," McGowan said.

He said he expects a slowdown in Iowa employment this year - a 0.5 percent contraction that will begin in financial services and spread to consumer industries that depend on spending from those high-paying jobs.

Meanwhile, also from the Des Moines Register:
Iowa's ability to buck the national economic slowdown persuaded state officials Friday to increase the state's revenue outlook by a total of $127 million for the current and coming budget years.
That's good, right?

No, that's a bad thing.

Somebody should give Des Moines Register "Reporter" Jason Clayworth an Academy Award for "Best Spin" for the next paragraph:
What that means for Iowans is it's less likely lawmakers will have to cut money this year for programs dealing with such issues as the environment or education.
Unbelievable.

No wonder people have canceled their subscription to the newspaper and stopped advertising in it. What a bunch of BS. Why doesn't this tool Clayworth go the whole hog and write that fewer children will starve or that the planet will not melt or that schools will not crumble?

Meanwhile, the eggheads over in Iowa City say:
University of Iowa economic forecaster John Geweke said Iowa's economy should keep growing thanks to continuing increases in demand for energy and food, and minimal exposure to the real estate meltdown.

In his recent report to the state Revenue Estimating Committee, Geweke forecast that the real incomes of Iowans will grow about 1.8 percent in each of 2008 and 2009. Employment growth will be more modest, with an expected .1 percent growth in jobs in 2008 and .2 percent in 2009.

"That keeps us away from recession numbers," said Geweke, director of the Tippie College of Business' Institute for Economic Research.

Related: The The Economy Sucks for March 2008.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Steve King 1, Democrats 0



From the Des Moines Register
:
A Polk County judge has ordered Iowa Secretary of State Michael Mauro to stop using languages other than English in the state's official voter registration forms.

District Judge Douglas Staskal ruled in favor of U.S. Rep. Steve King, an Iowa Republican who sued state officials last year, contending they were violating the state's English-language law. He brought the suit against Gov. Chet Culver, who previously served as secretary of state, and Mauro, contending they had placed illegal voting forms on the secretary of state's Web site.

The dispute began shortly before Election Day in 2006, when King demanded that Culver remove voting information in languages other than English from the Web site. The site offered information in Spanish, Laotian, Bosnian and Vietnamese.

Non-English voter forms were removed from the state's Web site late Thursday afternoon.

King, a former state senator, said the materials were illegal because under an English-language law authored by King and signed by Democratic Gov. Tom Vilsack in 2002, all official government communications must be in English.

Culver had said the English-language law included a provision that allows for "any language usage required by or necessary to secure the rights guaranteed by the Constitution and laws of the United States of America, or the Constitution of the state of Iowa."

Attorney General Tom Miller, a Democrat, then concluded Culver had authority to offer the forms in foreign languages.

Staskal, in a ruling dated March 31, wrote that a state administrative rule permitting the use of other languages on official voter registration forms "plainly conflicts" with the 2002 statute. He called the rule "an arbitrary act in violation of law" and declared it "void in its current form as an improper exercise of agency power."

Well, well, well......


Related: Steve King Sues Democrats (January 2007)

No Tax Incentives Needed



From the Cedar Rapids Gazette:
Forty amateur and professional films with ties to Iowa will be shown at this weekend's eighth annual festival at Collins Road Theatres in Marion. The festival also includes seminars with professional filmmakers and a casting call for "Peacock," a psychological thriller starring Ellen Page and Cillian Murphy that will shoot scenes in Des Moines in May.

Eric Dean Freese, festival co-director, says he believes this year's crop of films is among the best in the event's history.

"The production values across the board are much higher and the acting and sound quality are much better," says Freese, 37, of Cedar Rapids. "A high level of skill and thought went into a lot of these movies."

More feature-length films than usual has caused the festival to enlarge from three to five screens for one of its four sessions. Nineteen hours of programming will be presented this year, compared with 13 hours last year.

That is pretty cool.

How many tax break schemes passed by the Iowa Legislature did it take to get this film festival off the ground?

Oh yeah, that's right, it looks like NONE.


Related: Subsidizing The Bomb Industry In Iowa

Letter Of The Year



From the Letters section of the Des Moines Register:
When Hillary Clinton said that Barack Obama should have left his church because of the pastor's radical statements, she should have recalled how she felt in 1998 when people condemned her for not divorcing her husband.

- Bill Russell, Lamoni

Ouch!

Hey, Bill. You better hope that Hitlery doesn't get re-elected again. You might get audited by the IRS.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Armed Forces



I don't understand what happened with former Lee Enterprises newspaper political super-snarker Todd Dorman, who now columnizes for the Cedar Rapids Gazette, but witness this post from his overflow "24 Hour Dorman" blog:
So have you read the saga of the gun-toting pizza delivery guy in Des Moines?

A week ago, William Spiers, 38, was delivering a a pie for Pizza Hut when his would-be customer abruptly turned into an armed robber and reportedly put a gun to Spiers’ head. The bad news for the robber was that Spiers has a permit to carry a concealed weapon and was indeed packing more than just a piping hot pizza.

Spiers disarmed and shot the robber, according to press accounts. The wounded bad guy lived to be arrested for first-degree robbery...

Personally, I have mixed feelings about gun-toting delivery men.

I understand why a delivery guy would want protection. Just Google ‘pizza delivery robbery’ and you’ll get a long string of scary stories...

...Delivery drivers are vulnerable to violence. And I think they have a right to take legal steps to protect themselves. Gun ownership is as American as pizza delivery, as long as you abide by the law.

But I guess I can also understand Pizza Hut’s reluctance to send an lightly-trained, armed force into the nation’s neighborhoods.

I have a buddy who used to deliver pizza in Ames while he was in college. He has lots of stories about students trying to play malicious pranks on him and other delivery drivers. It was mean and frustrating, to be sure. But if you allow drivers to carry heat, do you raise the possibility that a prank or non-violent harassment would end in gunfire?

One thing is certain, if I knew my pizza guy or girl was armed, my tips would become more generous in a big hurry.

Note this part:

"If you allow drivers to carry heat, do you raise the possibility that a prank or non-violent harassment would end in gunfire?"

Is that supposed to be snarky and semi-funny? It doesn't hit me that way.

It comes off kind of like the reaction you'd expect Rekha Basu or some other anti-gun Nazi at the Des Moines Register would be if a pizza delivery firm allowed some of their drivers with valid conceal-carry permits to carry firearms.

But not in a way in which you're 100% certain that he's making fun of the gun grabbers, mostly because newspaper types are so notoriously anti-gun.

Hmmm.......

Meanwhile, Marc Hansen at the Des Moines Register has this today:
A week later, James William Spiers III still stops in midsentence to compose himself. He clearly isn't over the trauma.

Spiers has been delivering pizzas for 10 years, working for various employers around town. He's a single dad with a 10-year-old daughter who needs a ride to school every morning. The flexibility suits him, and he makes enough to stay afloat.

Every job has a downside. Pizza delivery people get stiffed or sent on wild goose chases. Customers want to know what took them so long or why the pepperoni is cold.

Until now, nobody had put a gun to Spiers' head and demanded his money. He was sure he was going to die, a feeling he'll never forget.

"Without a doubt," he says. "My life was in extreme danger."

He pulled out his handgun and shot the alleged robber. People are calling him a hero, but he feels more like a victim.

Spiers wasn't expecting that kind of reaction, and he's reluctant to talk about the case. He heard a radio talk show host mention something about ambulance-chasing lawyers coming after him next, which gave him even more reason to worry.

But a few of the details need clearing up. Spiers says he wasn't outside an apartment complex. He was "trapped" in a hallway by a stairwell.

He was carrying one gun, not two, when police officers arrived at the scene. The other firearm belonged to the alleged robber.

"The guy never let go of the gun until after he was shot," Spiers says. "I didn't shoot him with his gun. That would be shooting an unarmed man. I would never do that.

He says he picked up the suspect's gun off the floor and turned both weapons over to the police.

This much is 100 percent accurate: The experience was "horrifying" and "traumatic" and "emotionally overwhelming."

Spiers still isn't sleeping much.: "You're up until you just eventually crash."

He says he understands why Pizza Hut suspended him. He knew he was breaking the rules, carrying a firearm on the job.

Yet he can't say he wishes he'd done anything different: "It's not worth losing your life over a policy. I did what I had to do to survive."

Absolutely.

That's real.

Spiers will never be the same again, but at least he's alive.

Thanks to his gun.

Meanwhile, a commenter on Dorman's blog brought up the murder of pizza deliver driver Greg Wells in Marion in 2002. This is via the Free Republic web site, but was originally published in the Waterloo Courier:
A pizza deliver man found dead in a Marion apartment was beaten to death with a hammer, police said.

Greg Wells, 31, died in an apartment rented by David Keegan, 17, according to court documents charging Keegan and Brandy Byrd, 20, with first-degree murder...

Byrd, who apparently has no permanent address, was hiding in a closet at Keegan's apartment around midnight Sunday when Wells delivered a pizza from the Pizza Hut restaurant about a dozen blocks away.

She attacked Wells first, according to the complaint, then Keegan grabbed a hammer and "repeatedly struck (Wells) on the head and face."

Their statements to police indicated that Keegan tried to smother Wells with a pillow, break his neck and finally cut his throat, the document said.

When officers tracked Wells to Keegan's apartment using the pizza restaurant's delivery records, they found him "with multiple head wounds and his throat cut," the complaint said.

Wells' worried boss had contact police when he failed to return from a delivery.

Keegan and Byrd "admitted planning the robbery to get money and (Wells') car" and then leave town, according to the complaints....

Imagine if Greg Wells had a gun. He might still be alive.

And a little more about Greg Wells, just to make it more personal:
Greg Everett Wells, 31, of Cedar Rapids, formerly of Fort Madison, died Sunday, Jan. 6, 2002, in Marion.

Born Oct. 13, 1970, in Fort Madison, he was the son of Kipp and Margie J. Roth Wells. Mr. Wells earned an associate's degree at Southeastern Community College in West Burlington. While attending there, he was a singer on the Emerald Lady riverboat in Fort Madison. For the past six years, he worked as a shift manager and driver for Pizza Hut in Marion.

He was a member of St. John United Church of Christ in Fort Madison, where he sang in the choir. He enjoyed working on cars, singing and playing his guitar.

Survivors include his parents of Fort Madison; one brother, Paul Wells of Springfield, Ill.; one sister, Teresa Ellickson of North Liberty; his special friend, Marcia Myers of Cedar Rapids and her son, Matthew; two nieces; and several aunts, uncles and cousins.

So, Dorman, what was that snark about "lightly-trained, armed forces" or how "a prank or non-violent harassment" might result in somebody getting shot up if pizza drivers were allow to "carry heat"?

Everybody should have a right to defend themselves, even pizza delivery drivers.

Especially pizza delivery drivers with a conceal-carry permit.

You know what would be interesting?

If a newspaper columnist like Dorman actually went out and did all the work and studying that it takes to get a conceal-carry permit in their county in Iowa.

I'm not asking anybody to go out and buy a gun or carry it around all the time, but the least some of them could do is understand what it takes to get the permit.

Iowa is a "may carry" state, if I remember correctly, so it's not very easy to obtain a permit. Here's a map of how easy or difficult it is to get a conceal-carry permit from the local sheriff.

Davenport Mayor Bill Gluba "Promises" To Raise Your Taxes


"Goober" Gluba

From the Quad City Times:
While he was in Des Moines earlier this week, Davenport Mayor Bill Gluba did a little quiet lobbying for a bill that would allow the city to put a 1-cent sales tax increase in front of voters to fund the Davenport Promise program.

Senate Study Bill 3287, brought forward to the Senate Ways and Means Committee by State Sen. Joe Seng, D-Davenport, would allow Iowa charter cities with populations over 75,000 to tack on an additional 1 percent to fund local economic development and public safety.

Davenport is the only charter city in the state with a population greater than 75,000...

...Gluba called the bill’s chance of passage “a long shot” but said it made sense to have it in place should the Davenport Promise Task Force decide that local option sales tax is a funding option for the potential citywide scholarship program.

“It would be another economic development tool we could use,” Gluba said, noting that either the task force or Davenport voters could choose not to use that tool.

Under the proposed bill, the tax could not be imposed unless approved at an election...

...A number of Davenport aldermen expressed discomfort with utilizing local option sales tax for the Promise, which would provide scholarships to college-bound Davenport graduates to cover all or part of their tuition and fees, depending on how long they had lived in the city.

Background on the Davenport "Promise" plan is located at the River Cities Reader web site.

This is an utterly stupid idea.

Harkin The Porker


GED recipient and former $368,000-a-year CIETC head Ramona Cunningham with Senator Tom Harkin at the dedication of the "Tom Harkin Learning Center" at CIETC offices in October 20, 2004.

From the QC Times:
Iowa ranked 16th in the country in “pork per capita,” according to a watchdog group critical of federal spending practices.

Citizens Against Government Waste issued its annual “Pig Book” on Wednesday, a list of what it calls the government’s most egregious pork barrel projects...

...The largest project attributed to Iowa was $41 million for a Department of Labor program aimed at eliminating child labor overseas. U.S. Sen. Tom Harkin, D-Iowa, requested the money.

Jennifer Mullin, a spokeswoman for Harkin, called it “highly offensive” to label the program pork, saying it helps children who work under “slave-like conditions.”

That's where your tax money goes.

It looks like that "Electric bus" story involving Tom Harkin (....over $10 million in taxpayer money wasted on crappy buses with practically no miles on them and being sold as surplus for around $18,000....) got absolutely nowhere.

Of course it doesn't help that the media won't identify Tom Harkin as the proponent of all these failed pork projects and experiments.

And what is it with the weak-ass Republican opposition? Harkin's alleged opponent should be out there buying those goddamned buses, fitting them with bio-diesel engines, and painting that above picture of Harkin and Ramona "I'm Insane" Cunningham on the side with his quote "I happen to be a supporter of earmarks, unabashedly" on the side, preferably coming out of his ass.

If you want to win, you've got to fight. And against somebody like Harkin, you've got to fight dirty.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

And If All Else Fails, She Can Kill Her Family With A Baseball Bat

From the Cedar Rapids Gazette:
A former bookkeeper at the Cedar Rapids Science Station was ordered to repay more than $220,000 she stole during 10 years of employment that ended in 2004.

A Tama County jury found Nancy Listman, 57, of Watkins, guilty in March 2006 of first-degree theft from the Science Station-McLoud/Busse IMAX Dome Theatre.

Listman faced up to 10 years in prison but Judge Nancy Baumgartner suspended the sentence leaving only the issue of restitution on the table. It fell to Baumgartner to reconcile the disparity between the state and Listman in determining the amount she would be ordered to repay.

During the trial, prosecutors accused Listman of taking $313,000. Listman confessed to taking money but said the amount was closer to $5,000. She said she took the money to help with her husband's medical bills.

A review of the Science Station books in late 2004 was followed by a review of bank statements to determine exactly how much money was missing, Baumgartner said in her order filed Wednesday in state court. Baumgartner said Listman is responsible for taking $222,000 from the Science Station and must repay that amount.

Listman is also assessed the $28,526 spent in investigating the thefts. The court disallowed legal fees and consulting fees of more than $43,000 and Listman was given credit for $30,000 in insurance proceeds paid to the Science Station.

The total amount Listman must repay is $220,526. The Department of Correctional Services will prepare a plan of payment for Listman.
Two years since the jury found her guilty and 11 months since Judge Nancy Baumgartner gave this thief a walk.

Did it really take all this time to iron out the restitution?

Gee, too bad for Saint Steven Sueppel, the embezzler and pathetic liar who murdered his wife and killed his four kids with a baseball bat last week in Iowa City before turning into an extra crispy minivan driver on I-80. Saint Steven was later canonized by the Catholic Church and the media because his old man had a lot of dough and pull.

Heck, this thief Nancy Listman could have given Sueppel some hope! He only bagged about $600,000, about twice was Listman stole. No way would Sueppel have gone away for 30 years if a dumbass loser like Listman got off with no prison and only payback.

$222,000 in restitution. She's 57 years old! There is no way they're getting that money back. Who's going to hire an embezzler? What is the payment plan going to be? $1000 a month until she's 76 years old? Ha, I'll believe it when I see it.

Stophogs.com



Marian Kuper, writing a letter to the Waterloo Courier:
The Iowa Legislature should be ashamed of itself. Lawmakers are considering using more than $20 million of taxpayer money to fund a five-year odor study on factory farms (HF 2652 and SF 2362). Not only is this a complete waste of taxpayer money but it will allow big ag to continue to do nothing to correct the environmental, economic and social degradation of the Iowa countryside, of which odor is a mere symptom.

If the study passes but receives no funding, factory farms could similarly argue for doing nothing until it is funded.

"Technology exists to achieve any degree of odor control," one presenter said at the International Livestock Odor Conference held in Ames more than 12 years ago. "But none of these costs as little as doing nothing. If you do anything about it, but your competitors do nothing, then you are at an economic disadvantage."

The apparent answer to this dilemma? Get taxpayers to pay the bill!

This study is an insult to the very people who have shouldered the burden of CAFO problems in Iowa to date. It should not become law, funding or no. At the very least it should be amended to include a moratorium on expansion or new construction of CAFOs for the five-year length of the study.

Otherwise, thanks to the Legislature's shameful willingness to be rolled by the livestock industry, we'll have paid over $20 million for a ruse.

Shameful willingness to be rolled?

Heck, the Iowa Legislature is getting paid to roll! Paid by the very same polluters fouling up Iowa's environment.

For more about this issue, visit Stophogs.com.

Cop Quotas In Iowa City



From the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
An Iowa City police official has put into writing a policy that requires day shift officers to make more traffic stops each month.

But don't call it a quota.

"That's not what this is," said Lt. Dan Sellers, author of the policy.

Sellers, watch commander for the 7 a.m. to 3 p.m. shift, is requiring officers to make at least 20 traffic stops a month. However, Sellers said, officers must have probable cause to stop a vehicle and are not required to write a citation...

..."If I was to demand they (write) tickets, that would be a quota," Sellers said. "That's not what this is. Now, (officers) may have a perception it's a quota. My perception is you're being lazy and not doing your job."

In fact, Sellers said that officers not making the number of stops he wanted is what prompted him to write the policy, which outlines "performance expectations."

Sellers said one officer, who he did not name, logged only 40 traffic stops in all of 2007.
How much of the story did "Lieutenant Dan" leave out about the supposedly under-performing officer? I bet a whole bunch. Was the officer mainly on desk duty for most of the year? Was he a bike cop? Did he join the department on December 15th? Come on!

And from the definition of quota at Merriam-Webster:
1: a proportional part or share; especially : the share or proportion assigned to each in a division or to each member of a body

2: the number or amount constituting a proportional share

Here's more from the story:
Police Chief Sam Hargadine said he lets each watch commander run their own shifts and doesn't question their judgment. Hargadine said that performance goals are common in virtually all lines of work.

"Show me an occupation where this doesn't exist at some level," Hargadine said.

Sellers said he'll review his officers' stats each month to make sure they are complying with his policy. If they don't, Sellers said he'll have a "coaching and counseling" session with them to reiterate the policy. If an officer continues to not meet the performance goals after several months, they could face suspension or termination.

How about I cite you the law? Here's Iowa Code 321.492A:
321.492A Quotas on citations prohibited. A political subdivision or agency of the state shall not order, mandate, require, or in any other manner, directly or indirectly, suggest to a peace officer employed by the political subdivision or agency that the peace officer shall issue a certain number of traffic citations, police citations, memorandums of traffic violations, or memorandums of faulty equipment on a daily, weekly, monthly, quarterly, or yearly basis.
Hey, Lieutentant Dan didn't say anything about writing tickets! All he was talking about was that under-performing officers should make more traffic stops. Nothing says "To Protect And To Serve" like pulling everybody over for a bunch of bullshit traffic stops just so some cop can escape an ass-chewing.

But, you know, in a lot of positions employees have to deal with asshole middle management and brain dead leadership. I think we have living proof in Iowa City, at least in the police department, that shit floats.


Update at 3:45pm: Cops in other towns don't think this is a very bright idea.

Chainsaw Klindt Smokes Crack

Well, well, look who's in the Quad City Times again:
The ex-chiropractor who murdered his wife 25 years ago and cut up her body with a chainsaw has been arrested for the third time since his release from prison, records show.

This time, James Klindt was with one of the Quad-Cities Most Wanted, records show.

Klindt, 59, of Davenport pleaded guilty today to possession of drug paraphernalia, specifically a crack pipe, according to documents filed in Scott County District Court. He was fined $65.

Klindt was driving a Plymouth minivan at 10:30 p.m. Sunday when he was stopped for a plate lamp violation by two Scott County sheriff’s deputies. Klindt was detained “for safety reasons.”

During a pat-down of Klindt, one of the deputies found a thin round object in Klindt’s back right pants pocket, the report states. The object was a crack pipe with burnt residue inside of the pipe.

Klindt could not be reached for comment.

One of the passengers in the van fled, officials said. Deputies said the passenger was Gregory Irving, 24, of Rock Island, who was wanted in connection with a stabbing at Penguins Comedy Club the Isle of Capri in Bettendorf in October...

...Klindt was released from prison on March 13, 2004, after serving 20 years of a 50-year sentence for the murder and dismemberment of Joyce Klindt, his wife. She disappeared on March 18, 1983, as the two were embroiled in a bitter divorce.

A portion of Joyce Klindt’s body washed up on the shore of the Mississippi River a month after her disappearance and James Klindt was arrested and charged with her killing March 28, 1984. During his trial, prosecutors played a tape of a phone conversation between the two in which they talked about a threat made by James Klindt to cut up his wife into little pieces.

James Klindt was convicted of second-degree murder at the second of two trials that were moved out of the Quad-Cities because of the amount of publicity given to the sensational nature of the crime. His first trial in Keokuk, Iowa, ended with a hung jury. He was convicted on his second trial in 1984 but still maintained his innocence. He confessed to the crime in 1992.

The case also was considered to be significant because it laid the groundwork for the use of DNA evidence in criminal trials in Iowa. Authorities used a precursor to DNA to determine that the body part found in the river belonged to Joyce Klindt.

Another travesty of justice in Iowa.

That son of a bitch should have been electrocuted 20 years ago. He should have never been released from prison.

Cut up your wife with a chainsaw? Later admit to it? Get 20 years and walk out to a crack pipe.

But if you shoot your violent husband who constantly beat you, threatened to kill you, and threatened to abort your baby? Well, that deserves a 50 year sentence and a slap in the face by all the bitches on the Iowa Board of Parole.


Dixie Shanahan (now Dixie Duty), after her husband beat her up

Which Good Reason?

From the idiots on the Des Moines Register's Editorial Board:
Delivery driver James William Spiers shot suspect Kenneth Jimmerson during an apparent robbery Thursday night in Des Moines. Jimmerson was later arrested after he called for medical help. Though Spiers had a valid permit to carry the gun, he violated Pizza Hut's policy by doing so. He's been suspended from work while police sort through the details.

But the public seems to know all it needs to know.

The hundreds of comments from online readers of the Des Moines Register have been overwhelmingly supportive of Spiers. He's being depicted on local talk shows as the state's newest hero.

That reaction is understandable. People love stories about average "good guys" defying the "bad guys." There is something almost inspiring about an ordinary working man refusing to be a victim. People get, well, up in arms, when it comes to their rights to defend themselves against criminals.

Provided Spiers has a good work record otherwise, let's hope he keeps his job. But don't be so quick to string up Pizza Hut for investigating. Most private-sector businesses don't allow employees to carry weapons to work for good reason.

Which "good reason" are you talking about?

Care to list any?

Oh, yes. This is the same bunch of gun-grabbers who wouldn't publicly state any opinion about whether the Regents should have allowed campus police officers should carry firearms.

By proxy, we know how they really feel.

They wear their bow ties and sit around pontificating about how people who want to fuck your children in the ass ought to be given back the right to vote, much less how all the criminals from Mexico who are working in Iowa on the cheap should be given a driver's license.

Obviously, the Register's Editorial Board knows a lot about guns and Constitutional Law. In fact, they all consider themselves constitutional scholars, despite only having "creative writing" degrees.

There's another article on how popular the James Spiers story is here.

It must really pain the Des Moines Register to print these stories. You know that if these assholes at the Register were in charge, Spiers would have been arrested and that fuckup criminal Kenneth Jimmerson would be made a victim.

So, Register Editorial Board, do you care to cough up a reason why James Spiers shouldn't be allowed to carry a gun for his job? Because crime might be deterred? Because some thief brandishing a weapon might get his ass shot up and put in the hospital and then prison? Because, and I know this is hard for you all to swallow: it's his RIGHT.

And fuck Pizza Hut's corporate policy. Every criminal out there should fear robbing some pizza guy carrying less than $20. This world would be a lot better place if criminals had the fear in them.