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I never watch the debates. I haven't for years.

They've become too predictable and scripted.

There's too many candidates.

I certainly didn't see last night's Republican debate.

Besides, Project Runway was on last night.

Nowadays the debates have all these gimmicks: submit your questions via YouTube and stuff like that. That's co-branding by trying to look hip rather than anything else.

But I do like to read reaction to the debates.

Lately, it's all been about how CNN stacked the audience with plants and phony "undecided" voters at the Democrats' "debate" in Las Vegas.

Now, after the Republican debate, it seems that one of the questions came from a homo former General who is a member of Hillary's queering committee.

Then there were all the questions from committed Obama and Edwards supporters.

Oh, sure, CNN's Anderson Cooper said they fucked up once they got caught, which didn't take long.

I don't want to advocate violence, but Anderson Cooper, Wolf Blitzer, and all these other "reporters" at CNN need a "Kenneth, what is the frequency?" moment from the general public.

They need to get run out of business.

Fuck them.

Who the fuck do they think they are pulling this shit?

It's our election! Not theirs!

How fucking stupid do they think the public is?

Like we can't Google what they're doing.

The "undecided voters" in Las Vegas were a total lie - they were all obvious Democrats and you could tell who they were going to vote for. Now all the questioners of Republican candidates turn out to be Democratic activists.

The problem with the media like CNN is that the Democrats willingly arrange this and the Republicans are such a bunch of gullible idiots that they'll roll over so that fags like Anderson Cooper can fuck them in the ass without any lube.

And don't get me wrong, I like it when a candidate has to deal on the stump with some nutjob questioner who won't shut up. That speaks volumes. Do they raise their voice and accuse them of being a plant like Hillary did? (that guy was a Bush-hating Democrat...) Or do they handle the situation?

It's bad enough that the local media in Iowa is either lazy, stupid, willing accomplices, or a combination of all.

But the National Media? No wonder nobody's watching. It's as fake as Britney Spears' singing. It's all kind of American Idol-ish.

I want danger and weird moments and gaffes.

I want the Real American Public asking questions, not a bunch of fucktards from all the usual interest groups or political parties.

If that happened, I'd watch again.