Hillary Clinton: A Woman Fucking A Horse

Thomas Beaumont has a story in the USA Today about Hitlery and Bill Clinton's swing through Iowa over the Labor Day weekend.

Bill Clinton actually uses her failed Socialist health care plan as a plus on her resume: "She knows more about that than anybody running, probably more than anybody in America"

Do any of you Democrats know what you're doing by supporting Hitlery? If she's the nominee, she is going to fuck up the Democrat Party harder than what happened in 1994.

High negatives and crooked donors aside, she would be ridiculously inept as a leader. Can you imagine her as the Commander-In-Chief of the Armed Forces, a group of volunteers who despise her as much as she hates them?

Hitlery would be much worse getting things through Congress than Bill was. It wasn't until Bill had a Republican Congress that anything actually happened for him other than Midnight Basketball and Gays In The Military. Didn't Bill sign 95% of the Contract With America? Don't expect that sort of thing with Ms Hitlery in charge.

Hitlery would claim executive privilege with everything. She'd shred documents and misplace email. She'd hold secret meetings. You just know she'd make Richard Nixon look like amateur hour. At least she would be smart enough not to record anything, except those scripted interviews with those lameass and irrelevant mainstream newsreaders.

What kind of pardons would Hitlery give out? Would she send brothers Huge and Tony out to solicit money from cocaine dealers and fugitive financiers in exchange for pardons? You're damn right she would. She'd also pardon every 60s and 70s radical. It wouldn't surprise me if she threw a bone at the Mumia crowd. God help us all.

So you Democrats who support Hitlery better wake up. If she's the nominee, your ass will be toast.

And yes, I know that the symbol for the Democrats is a donkey, but that animal is part of the horse family.

With that said: