O. Kay Interviews Hitlery

From Radio Iowa:

The news surfaced today, courtesy of a rival campaign, that one of Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's top campaign advisors is, well, advising her to skip Iowa...

...Clinton: "What I can tell everyone is I'm unequivocally committed to competing in Iowa. I'll be there this coming weekend. I'll be back many times. We're putting together a very large staff. In fact, we're more than doubled the size of our field staff in the past month alone and we've got 10 offices across the state. I haven't seen the memo and I was first informed of it when, apparently, the press got a copy of something which reflects the thoughts of one member of our staff who, you know, was thinking out loud, apparently. But it's not the opinion of the campaign. It's not my opinion."

Henderson: "It might be wise for you, though, to skip Iowa...where a poll this weekend showed you running in third place."

Clinton: "Well, I don't really pay any attention to poll at this early stage and there have been polls all over the place. I've been in first place and second place and third place, you know (she laughs)

We all know that laugh.

It's that witch-cackle thing that Hitlery does right before lightning emits from the tips of her fingers and the glare from her eyes causes your head to explode.

Face it, Hill, Iowans don't like you. The anti-war moonbats don't trust you. Women prefer the soft $400 haircuts of John Edwards or the good-looking empty suit of Barack Obama. All your shit is staged. And you've got a shrill voice.

And why the hell didn't you drop that dirty dog of a husband when he was shoving cigars into the vagina of a White House intern and messing around with all those other women? All you would have had to do was kick him in the balls and divorce his ass and then a lot of Americans would have said "You Go Girl!" and put your thighs back in the White House. But, no no no, you had to Stand By Your Man Like Some Tammy Wynette Song.

Fourth place awaits you, Hill. Say ¿Cómo está? to Bill Richardson on the way down.