Thursday, February 01, 2007

Half Man, Half Bear, and Half Pig



Al Gore was nominated in the past week for an Academy Award and a Nobel Peace Prize for his global warming BS.

Meanwhile, the weather in Des Moines this next week is:
This Afternoon: Partly cloudy, with a high near 17. Wind chill values between 5 and 10. West southwest wind around 7 mph.

Tonight: Areas of blowing snow and a chance of snow, mainly after midnight. Increasing clouds, with a low around 3. Wind chill values between -5 and -15. Blustery, with a southwest wind 5 to 8 mph becoming west northwest between 15 and 18 mph. Winds could gust as high as 22 mph. Chance of precipitation is 40%. New snow accumulation of less than a half inch possible.

Friday: Scattered flurries before noon. Partly cloudy, with a high near 12. Wind chill values between -5 and -15. Blustery, with a west northwest wind between 11 and 20 mph, with gusts as high as 28 mph.

Friday Night: A 30 percent chance of snow. Mostly cloudy, with a low around -2. Wind chill values between -10 and -20. Blustery, with a west wind between 10 and 17 mph.

Saturday: Partly cloudy and cold, with a high near 2. Blustery, with a northwest wind between 10 and 18 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph.

Saturday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around -6.

Sunday: Scattered flurries. Partly cloudy and cold, with a high near 9.

Sunday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around -5.

Monday: Partly cloudy and cold, with a high near 7.

Monday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around -7.

Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 11.

Tuesday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around -2.

Wednesday: Partly cloudy, with a high near 20.

I blame global warming.

Or maybe Manbearpig:

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