"Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father."

Krusty has a recap of McCain's Iowa visit this past weekend.

I can't see why any Konservative worth his or her salt would ever consider John McVain.

Besides being corrupt, a massive flip-flopper, and someone who regularly shits all over the First Amendment, McVain is also responsible for the abortion called Campaign Finance Reform.

Then there are the downright mean jokes. Come on, lots of people think that Chelsea Clinton looks a lot more like Webb Hubbell than Janet Reno.