Thursday, August 31, 2006

Who's Got The Secret Hold?

This is really the last update: Turns out that former KKK member and current Democratic Senator Robert Byrd also had a hold on the bill. Now he's dropped it. Disgraceful, to say the least. Can't we just kick both of these octagenarians in the ass until they leave? Die, you old farts!

Last Update: It was Ted "Bridge To Nowhere" Stevens, the Republican from Alaska. He's the idiot who thinks the Internet is a series of tubes. Let the beatings begin...

Next-to-Last Update: It's not Chuck Grassley (see number 66). Tom Harkin isn't responsible either (see number 86).

From TPMMuckraker.com:
Who's trying to stop the government from telling its citizens where their tax dollars are being spent? Help find out.

Just before the August recess, the Senate was set to vote on a bill co-sponsored by Sens. Barack Obama (D-IL) and Tom Coburn (R-OK) that would create a public, searchable database of all federal grants and contracts. Envisioned as a Google-like website, it would provide free, immediate access the information, which can be alarmingly difficult to obtain.

The Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee unanimously passed the measure July 27th, and S.2590 seemed to be speeding on its way to full Senate passage when, in the dark of night, an unknown Senator placed a "secret hold" on the bill. According to Senate rules, the bill will never come to a vote as long as the hold continues.

So who's the culprit?

Johnny Gosch Case Back In The News

From the Des Moines Register:
Police confirmed today they are investigating photos sent to numerous people this week that some believe are of Johnny Gosch, the 12-year-old West Des Moines boy who triggered nationwide concern for abducted children when he disappeared in 1982.

Noreen Gosch has told authorities and others connected to the case that she believes a picture of a youth who appears to have his mouth gagged and hands and feet bound is of her son shortly after he was abducted. The boy in the photo appears to be wearing sweatpants like those Johnny was wearing the day of the abduction, she said.
This was always a very weird case and it will continue to be one.

Michael Gartner's Reply To Jeff Cox



A couple days ago, University of Iowa History Professor Jeff Cox penned an op-ed in the Iowa City Press-Citizen that basically trashed the Iowa Board of Regents and Governor Tom Vilsack for taking away money from higher education and instead promoting economic development schemes.

Today, Michael Gartner responds in the Press-Citizen:
I have spent most of my life arguing for press freedom and lately for academic freedom, to enable, among other things, people such as Jeff Cox to spew forth on issues they know little about
Is this the same Michael Gartner who, as President of NBC News in the early 1990s, defended his news staff even after he knew that someone had hidden miniature rockets on a GM truck and detonated them just before the filmed collision in order to make it look like the gas tanks on GM trucks were defective?

Is this the same Michael Gartner who wanted to force reporter Arthur "Scud Stud" Kent to go to war-torn Bosnia without a contract, proper body armor, translators, local fixers, maps, and background files? Is this the same Michael Gartner who later suspended and fired Kent, trashed him publicly, then, after Kent sued NBC News and Gartner for $25 million, needed his company to offer Kent a substantial settlement?

Is this the same Michael Gartner who, after leaving his job as chief money doler-outer at Vision Iowa, got $950,000 from Vision Iowa for Principal Park, home of the Iowa Cubs and partially owned by Michael Gartner?

Did I get off-topic there? Sorry about that.

The Political Madman also has a column about Gartner's response.

Lake Red Pork or Riverpork?



From KWWL:
Earthpark board members have two possible locations in mind, Riverside and Pella. And for the first time, the Earthpark board members toured the two proposed sites as a group.

They visited Lake Red Rock, near Pella in the morning and spent the afternoon in Riverside...

...Earthpark board members, including former governor Robert Ray, got a good look at how the facility would sit on the property. They also toured the casino and surrounding areas. Then board members sat down with development teams and city officials to discuss financial issues. The city of Riverside still needs to come up with about $5 million.

Earthpark Executive Director David Oman said, "We need to partner with one of these two communities to go to Vision Iowa. We're bringing Siemens along, other companies are coming along. So all the package needs to fit together in about the next month."
Nicholas Johnson is going to have a field day with this. He has in the past.


Related: David Oman Is Terrible At Math

Red Light Cameras Challenged Again In Davenport



From the Quad City Times:
A Rock Island woman who allegedly was caught speeding on camera is challenging the legality of Davenport’s traffic enforcement camera system in a class-action lawsuit.

If she wins, the city could be ordered to compensate everyone who has paid a fine as a result of the speed-limit and red light cameras, her attorneys say.

Monique D. Rhoden, 36, filed the suit Tuesday in Scott County District Court, contending that the cameras violate Iowa state laws and are merely a revenue-generating measure.

The suit, filed by the Lane & Waterman and Cartee & Clausen law firms, seeks a class-action status to represent thousands of people who have received similar citations...

Catherine Cartee of Cartee & Clausen said she and Davidson both had the idea to file the suit and decided to work together on the Rhoden case. Cartee herself received a camera-originated citation about six to eight months ago for not coming to a full stop before turning right on a red light.

“The city ordinance (for the cameras) never should have been passed because it is illegal,” she said.

Davenport Police Chief Mike Bladel said he is confident the city’s legal department will be able to defend the camera ordinance. Bladel added that he expected some legal challenges to the use of the cameras.

A Scott County magistrate ruled in the city’s favor last month on a suit filed by the American Civil Liberties Union, or ACLU, on behalf of a Quad-City man who said his constitutional rights were violated because the city ordinance puts the burden or proof on the accused and that there was no proof he was driving when a camera caught his car speeding. The ACLU said it would appeal the ruling.

Bladel said the cameras have been effective in terms of reducing traffic accidents and are not a money-making venture...

...Bladel said the fines have generated more than $200,000 for the city.
Yeah, not a money making venture. Right.

In my neck of the woods, Kansas City just approved putting 50 red light cameras at intersections.

You know, I can't recall the last time I was at an intersection and saw somebody knowingly or mistakenly run a red light. Stop signs, yes. Red lights at major intersections, no.


Related:
"The cameras were only responsible for the accidents that didn't happen"

$200 Million Wind Farm Proposed For NW Iowa



From the Mason City Globe Gazette:
Franklin County could become host to the nation’s largest wind farm if conditional use permits are approved next month.

Iowa Winds LLC of Iowa Falls hopes to build a 200- to 300-megawatt wind farm covering about 40,000 acres around Bradford in the southern part of the county.

It will involve 193 landowners and approximately 457 parcels of land in Grant, Hamilton, Ingham, Lee, Morgan, Oakland and Reeve townships.

The Franklin County Wind Farm could provide 30 to 40 technical jobs maintaining turbines, said Amber Schwarck, a business development representative for Iowa Winds. A pay scale was unavailable.

The Franklin County Zoning Board of Adjustment will study the conditional use permits Sept. 14.

Depending on the permits and the county’s power grid infrastructure, the wind farm could be the nation’s largest

I hope it gets approved. Not only will it be producing energy and creating jobs, but I bet tourism would increase because of the wind farm. I know I'd drive all the way up there to see and photograph the largest wind farm in the US.

Let's just hope that bird brain NIMBY environmentalist liars and the stupid media don't start a disinformation campaign based on nothing.

Zach Steele Of Iowa City Loves The KKK

Updated below:




From the Register's Bored Of Yung Adolt Reederz:
The Iowa ACLU is rightfully worried about the police investigation into the placement of flyers for the Ku Klux Klan. Despite the Klan's history of atrocious domestic terrorism and political corruption, expressing a viewpoint or advertising a meeting, should always be permissible provided violence is not being instigated.

One should note the feelings of two radically different observers, political dissident Noam Chomsky and early 20th century Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, when considering free speech matters. Both essentially state that if one truly believes in free speech than this right must be given to those most despised, otherwise one does not favor free speech at all.

It is precisely because the Klan's opinions are so incorrect, so disgusting and so morally bankrupt that they must be allowed to freely distribute their pathetic flyers and express their repugnant opinions.

— Zach Steele, Iowa City
Obviously, in Zach Steele's world, we should fear the police investigating the violation of a local ordinance against putting flyers (most of which will end up as litter) on windshields of cars on private property (in this instance it was at a Wal-Mart!) because it cuts into the free speech rights of a terrorist group of inbred crackers who only want to lynch niggers, roast kikes, and murder Republicans because, I don't know, the South lost the Civil War and the races ain't pure 'nuf.

How twisted is somebody like Zach Steele? And who does he hate more? Is it the police? Wal-Mart? Niggers? Kikes? Republicans? Maybe he just wants to celebrate terrorism because terrorism is Free Speech. What a complete fucking idiot.

Related: Sasha Kemmet Supports The Ku Klux Klan


Update: Don't miss The Real Sporer's column "Real Civil Rights History" from yesterday, well, at least until he says that Rumsfeld is the biggest stud in America.

It's Official: David Yepsen Has Gone Insane



The headline says it all:
Yepsen: Biden visit shows he's a viable candidate

Are you kidding us, Yepsen?

Biden wonders how people can live a middle class life on $10 an hour. Well, Yepsen, in Iowa it's a hell of a lot easier to do if two adults are making that wage, which is basically Iowa's median income for a family, than it is in Biden's home state of Delaware.

Biden then decided to hold an "education affordability" forum with Leonard Boswell at $30,000 a year Drake University.

Another big Biden boner was his statement bragging about how Delware was a slave state and is full of them negroes, or something like that.

Yepsen's column doesn't even point out anything interesting about Biden. It's the same old leftovers: Bragging about a "Cut and Run" foreign policy for Iraq, his 1988 plagiarism scandal, and how he's been a senator forever. Big effin deal.

37 Years Ago, The Great Rocky Marciano Died In Iowa



Read last year's post
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From Rocky's official web site:
Rocky Marciano was born Rocco Francis Marchegiano, on September 1, 1923, in Brockton, Massachusetts. During his career, Marciano held the heavyweight boxing title for four years in the 1950s, and he is the only boxing champion to ever retire undefeated...

Marciano spent the years following his retirement making money from personal appearances. On August 31, 1969, the day before his 46th birthday, he died in a private-plane crash near Des Moines, Iowa. He was survived by his wife of 19 years, Barbara, and their two children, Rocco Kevin and Mary Anne.

Although he may not rank in the top five boxers of all time in terms of skill, speed or power, Rocky Marciano was tough enough to compensate, and his fans recognized his grit. A sports writer commented that if all the heavyweight champions of all time were locked together in a room, Marciano would be the one to walk out.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Say No To The Pimp Tax



I know it's a couple months old, but this is funny. Yes, I just discovered YouTube.

Great Moments In Iowa Politics: The Howard Dean Scream

Economics Professor At Drake University Is Certain That Bush And The Military-Industrial-Zionist Alliance Of NeoCons Are Going To Bomb Iran



Ismael Hossein-zadeh is an economics professor at Drake University. He wrote this and had it published in Payvand's Iran News:
It is no longer a secret that the Bush administration has been methodically paving the way toward a bombing strike against Iran. The administration's plans of an aerial military attack against that country have recently been exposed by a number of reliable sources...

...The military-industrial-Zionist alliance is represented largely by the cabal of neoconservative forces in and around the Bush administration. The institutional framework of the alliance consists of a web of closely knit think tanks that are founded and financed primarily by the armaments lobby and the Israeli lobby...

Read the whole thing.

I think it pretty much speaks for itself.

The Political Agenda Of Tom Vilsack

This is by Jeff Cox, a professor of history at the University of Iowa, and published recently in the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
The Press-Citizen's editorial ("Reversing UI's downward momentum," Aug. 23), is right on target in recognizing that the value of a University of Iowa degree has fallen during the last few years. However, it fails to identify the fundamental reason for that decline...

...Democratic Gov. Harold Hughes and Republican Governors Robert Ray and Terry Branstad were all notable for their commitment to public funding for higher education even during times of severe economic hardship.

What has changed recently is neither the Iowa economy nor Iowa public opinion; it is the advent of the administration of Gov. Tom Vilsack, who will go down in history as Iowa's most anti-higher education governor. During his first term in office, Vilsack cut more than $100 million from UI's operating budget, doing permanent damage to the quality of both teaching and research.

Vilsack's appointees to the Board of Regents have been notable for their lack of support for public funding, for their meddling in the internal affairs of the university, for their indifference to conflict of interest and for their commitment to diverting money from teaching and research to economic development schemes.

Vilsack made his intentions clear in an interview with the Des Moines Register in April 2005. The universities in the past have been about research and teaching, he argued. In the past when faculty did things like "publish a paper" or "write a book," they were rewarded, but that has to change. "Now it's come up with an idea and start a business and you'll get rewarded." Hired for their expertise in research and teaching, which sustain the national rankings of the university, faculty are now expected to become entrepreneurs who serve private investors.

To transform the university, Vilsack appointed four new members of the Board of Regents in 2005: Michael Gartner, Teresa Wahlert, Ruth Harkin and Tom Bedell. These regents, Vilsack insisted, must "put their foot down and say 'This is the way it's got to be.' ... Mike Gartner is going to be the next president of the board, and those are my marching orders to him."

In the past, the Board of Regents has been non-partisan, but under Vilsack that body has been politicized. Regents President Gartner wasted little time in undermining state support for higher education and played a key role last spring in diverting $20 million dollars from state support for research and teaching to an obscure economic development scheme known as the Battelle Report.

As a result, students are being forced to pay a $200 surcharge this year to sustain the basic teaching mission of the university. Gartner also extracted a promise from the university to refrain from any further requests for state support for new buildings for the next three years.

The university has slipped to No. 25 among public universities as a direct result of the political agenda of Gov. Vilsack and his appointees to the Board of Regents. If we are to sustain the quality of public higher education in Iowa, we need a new governor, new members of the board of Regents and a new university president who are all committed to Iowa's historic record of state support for public higher education.

Ouch.

You know, I'll take taxpayer-supported universities over taxpayer-financed corporate welfare any day of the week. This shift is what Vilsack and his bunch of faux-Democrat henchmen have accomplished in the past several years, and it's not a progressive move in any way, shape, or form. Why more Democrats haven't woken up to this reality is surprising.

Vinod Khosla Is An E85 Megalomaniac



From the Des Moines Register:
The ethanol industry needs to push for widespread use of E85 fuel to sustain the industry's rapid growth, and U.S. automakers need to rapidly produce more vehicles capable of using the biofuel, a leading venture capitalist said Tuesday.

"Corn ethanol puts us on a trajectory to energy independence," said Vinod Khosla, co-founder of Sun Microsystems and owner of a venture capital company in California that has invested in eight ethanol companies in the United States.

Speaking at Iowa State University's annual bioeconomy conference in Ames, which concluded Tuesday, Khosla said he believes the nation can "replace our dependence on gas with home-grown fuels within the next 25 years."

What are Vinod Khosla's recommendations?
• The United States should lift tariffs on Brazilian ethanol imports to help fill demand for the alternative fuel while this nation builds production capacity.

• The federal government should require that 70 percent of new U.S. cars be flex-fuel vehicles.

• E85 be available for sale at 10 percent of the nation's large chain, or brand-name, gas stations.

• The federal ethanol subsidy be made flexible, decreasing when crude oil prices are high and increasing when the price of oil falls.

• Crops other than corn, including miscanthus and switchgrass, have potential to boost biofuels production.
So Vinod Khosla wants America to be energy independent by dropping tariffs on Brazilian ethanol and importing more hooch from there? WTF is he talking about? That makes America more dependent on foreign fuels!

Vinod Khosla wants the Federal Government to mandate that 70% of cars be flex-fuel vehicles? How the hell do you do that?

Vinod Khosla wants a Federal ethanol subsidy (your tax dollars) to react in an opposite fashion to commodity prices for fuel? That's insanity! It won't work!

I can see crops like miscanthus and switchgrass being used for biofuels, but not as ethanol. Bio-diesel is a better end-result for those crops. We get more distance for our buck with bio-diesel than ethanol.

Vinod has a neglected blog at Puffington Host in which he rails against "Big Oil" companies because they make profits while conveniently forgetting that State and Federal government keep 30 to 50 cents a gallon in the form of taxes.

Nothing this guy says makes sense. Please, Vinod, take your billions, go home, and quit bothering us with your financial self-interests masked in Socialist/populist bullshit.

The Annihilation Of Iowa And Everyone In It

From the Des Moines Register Letters section:
Imagine that Nebraska, South Dakota, Minnesota, Illinois and Missouri shared a culture and religious affiliation that held as a basic goal the annihilation of Iowa and everyone in it.

Imagine infiltrators regularly crossing borders on suicide missions to blow up crowded malls, restaurants and other public establishments filled with innocent Iowans. Imagine rockets and missiles fired across state lines into Estherville, Lansing or Lamoni without provocation.

Imagine repeated peace efforts, even offers to trade land for cessation of hostilities being answered only with more violence. Imagine all of these happening regularly for 40 years or more.

Imagine all of this before criticizing Israel for its actions.

— Jeff Clothier, Des Moines.

Iowa is actually 63% larger than Israel, but I get the point. The Jew Haters will never get it.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Return Of The Hoosegow Honeys





How about this 5' 5", 110 pound, 26 year old cutie from West Des Moines busted for possession of prescription drugs?




19 years old and she's got that "emo" look down. Here's Miss Greenslit, all 5' 7" and 130 pounds of false reports and a probation violation.




Ah, pouty Natasha. She's probably upset with her probation violation and being charged with possession of Schedule II narcotics and drug paraphernalia. She's 5' 4", 110 pounds, and should have requested makeup before having this photo taken.



There, there. Nothing a little "clone tool" can't fix.

Hot Or Not?



hi im Ashliy im from sioux city iowa I'm a PCW and PWP wrestling escort (i think that means im pretty) i'm realli cocky. i have 14 piercings, a Tattoo and a branding. Im very outgoings and i speak my mind (sometimes its a good thing)


Sioux City, that's Steve King's neighborhood, isn't it?

She's branded? We do that with livestock all the time.


And there's this other one from Sioux City:

Hey everyone.. I am 20 yrs. old from Sioux City, IA and will be moving back to Florida soon. Anyone from Jacksonville/Daytona/Orlando out there? I don't have a star, so u better have one to match me!


Now THAT'S more like it!

Slottery Shakeout

From the Cedar Rapids Gazette via the AP:
A Polk County judge is considering whether to consolidate the lawsuits filed by TouchPlay businesses against the state.

One lawsuit includes more than 60 businesses and claims the legislature's abrupt decision to end the TouchPlay game earlier this year cost the industry about $900 million.

West Des Moines businessman William Krause has filed a separate lawsuit in Polk County seeking a judgment against the lottery and its CEO Ed Stanek for breach of contract and unjust enrichment.

Krause, whose family owns the Kum & Go convenience store chain, created a company called Royal Financial for the purpose of buying and distributing 1,000 TouchPlay machines, which resemble slot machines.

He claimed his company was recruited personally by Iowa Lottery CEO Ed Stanek to buy the machines and place them in retail establishments.

Attorneys for the state want the cases consolidated with another one in Linn County, which was filed by another TouchPlay operator, Camden Inc. of Cedar Rapids.

The lawsuits are expected, but I don't think they're going anywhere. Rich guys like Bill Krause knew the risk; they knew that Ed Stanek didn't have any control over what restrictions the Iowa Legislature could impose. And after seeing one of these machines in action they should have known that casino operators would freak out and put the squeeze on Iowa's bought-and-paid-for legislators.

I think Krause & Kumpany are just going to trash Ed Stanek in court as much as possible. Considering the way Stanek has behaved in the past, they've probably got a point. I'll give them that. And regardless of who wins or loses in court, Stanek will probably be out of a job, moving on, or retiring within the year. I'll bet money on that.

Bird Brains



From Radio Iowa via KCRG-TV:
A Dubuque County couple trying to get permission to erect a wind turbine on their property is one step closer to their goal. The Dubuque County Supervisors gave the couple its permission last (Monday) night. Kathy and Fritz White want to put the turbine on their eight-acre property to provide electricity for their home.

But members of the Dubuque County Audubon Society like Charles Winterwood are fighting the project. Winterwood says too many birds and bats flying near the Mississippi River could be killed by the turbine's rotating blades.

"Wind energy in regards to bird and bat mortality is like real estate -- it's location, location, location," Winterwood says. "The Mississippi River is one of the four major fly-ways for migratory birds in the country."
Maybe Charles Winterwood and the reporter who wrote this story ought to read about research concerning migratory birds and wind turbines in New Scientist:
To see whether the 13,000 offshore turbines planned for European waters would be a hazard to migrating birds, Mark Desholm and Johnny Kahlert of the National Environmental Research Institute in Rønde, Denmark, used radar to track flocks of geese and eider ducks around the Nysted wind farm in the Baltic Sea. The farm's 72 turbines are laid out in rows with their blades 480 metres apart.

Desholm and Kahlert found that the birds flew almost exclusively down the corridors between the turbines, with less than 1 per cent getting close enough to risk collision. The birds gave the turbines an even wider berth at night, sticking more closely to the middle of the corridors. Many also avoided the wind farm altogether. The researchers found that while 40 per cent of flocks in the survey area crossed the wind farm site before construction started, only 9 per cent ventured among the turbines once they were operating (Biology Letters, DOI: 10.1098/rsbl.2005.0336).
Pretty lousy research on the part of the Audubon Society and the news media here. They're just perpetuating the lie that wind turbines are harmful to birds.

Crooked Dunderheads



From a comment in David Yepsen's latest blog entry about CIETC:
You are right Dave, AKO will be elected. It is obvious to me that DesMoines residents are content to elect crooked dunderheads.

That's so perfect. From now on Steven Green, aka Ako Nasser Izingoyama Diallobe Abdul-Samad, shall be known as Ako "Crooked Dunderhead" Abdul-Samad.

Big article in the Register on Ako today. Mainstream Iowan isn't impressed. Neither are most of the people commenting on the story.

This is typical of the comments:
Two comments: 1) Abdul-Samad had been The Register’s “darling” since he surfaced as an activist a few years ago. The newspaper should share in his embarrassment. 2) Creative Visions apparently has a contract to “help” a certain number of people each year. I have yet to read what meets the definition of “help.” Does this agency receive hundreds of thousands of dollars for talking with 80 people per year? Sounds like a very expensive service to me. You can bet that, whatever services were provided, they have been inflated for the files.
They're all worth reading.

Yepsen Thinks Culver Should Raid The Iowa Pension Fund Fridge



From David Yepsen's column in the Des Moines Register:
Chet Culver is getting a bum rap on part of his economic-development plan for Iowa.

The Democratic candidate for governor has suggested using more of the Iowa Public Employees Retirement System (IPERS) pension fund's venture capital money to invest in high-tech and manufacturing business start-ups in Iowa.

It's something other states do. It would help start more new businesses in Iowa. It might even bolster the soundness of the fund by improving the Iowa economy. Republicans are attacking the idea, saying it might make the fund unsound.

They're wrong. Culver's right...

...All pension funds need to take some risk. IPERS already puts just over 1 percent in venture capital, so this hardly jeopardizes it.

Yeah, but Chet Culver wants something different:
(3) State pension funds need to invest in venture capital funds with a commitment to Iowa businesses. I will propose legislation allowing the allocation of between 1 and 3 per cent of state employee pension funds to alternative “venture capital” investments in IT, and other high-technology, opportunities and establish an investment board similar to those in Pennsylvania and California to oversee the investments within guidelines established by the general assembly.
The problem here is that IPERS already has an investment board. They already have policies in place concerning investment in private equities (PDF).

Why get the general assembly involved? Why establish another board?

Is it to pay off Culver-backing AFL-CIO union thugs like Richard Trumka?

This "invest in Iowa" provincialism is totally misguided. Why?

Several years ago, the State of Iowa funded the Iowa Agricultural Finance Corp, which was supposed to be this venture capital-like fund exclusively for Iowa businesses. It has been a disaster. Take a look at this PDF and see what it "invested" in:
  • Rudi's Organic Bakery. $13 million. Failed and moved to Colorado.

  • Wildwood Harvest. $7.1 million. The company has never generated a profit.

  • ProdiGene. $6 million. No employees in Iowa. "Struggled" and was fined by the USDA.

  • Sioux-Preme Packing Company. $5 million. Profitable.

  • Iowa Quality Beef. $3 million. Shut down in 2004 and 540 employees laid off.

  • Ag Waste Recovery Systems. $150,000. No sales, no employees, and is considered an "idle corporation".
Nice track record.

Monday, August 28, 2006

John Kerry Probably Won't Endorse Chet Culver



Via a reader, and from Breitbart:
Sen. John Kerry didn't contest the results at the time, but now that he's considering another run for the White House, he's alleging election improprieties by the Ohio Republican who oversaw the deciding vote in 2004.

An e-mail will be sent to 100,000 Democratic donors Tuesday asking them to support U.S. Rep. Ted Strickland for governor of Ohio. The bulk of the e-mail criticizes Strickland's opponent, GOP Secretary of State Ken Blackwell, for his dual role in 2004 as President Bush's honorary Ohio campaign co-chairman and the state's top election official.

"He used the power of his state office to try to intimidate Ohioans and suppress the Democratic vote," said Kerry's e-mail.

Kerry, D-Mass., conceded the election when he lost Ohio and its 20 electoral votes. A recount requested by minor-party candidates showed Bush won by about 118,000 votes out of 5.5 million cast. But Kerry's e-mail says Blackwell "used his office to abuse our democracy and threaten basic voting rights."

I guess this means that John Kerry won't be endorsing current Iowa Secretary Of State and Democratic gubernatorial nominee Chet Culver, especially since Kerry lost by about 10,000 votes out of 1.7 million cast in Iowa in 2004, a much closer margin than in Ohio.

But then, Chet Culver isn't black like current Ohio Secretary of State and Republican gubernatorial candidate Ken Blackwell is, so maybe John Kerry only hates black people?

Chet Culver is instead a fifth generation Iowan who, like all fifth generation Iowans, was born in DC, raised in suburban Maryland, went to college in Virginia.

E85, The Other Pork Product



From Agriculture Online:
Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin on Monday announced the $1.5 million grant, which will go toward installing E-85 pumps at 24 Kum & Go fuel retail locations in Iowa, South Dakota and Minnesota. Nineteen of the 24 affected stations are in Iowa.

That's $62,500 per pump for something nobody wants and which costs more on a per-gallon basis compared to unleaded gasoline.

And doesn't Republican Bill "Kum & Go" Krause have enough money? Now he gets to finance new pumps on the back of taxpayers and the deficit. You might remember that Krause was able to double dip with those Touchplay Slottery machines by forming a distribution company and having them in his dirty convenience stores. He was one of the "small businessmen" affected by the slottery machines getting pulled. Now this. What a corporate welfare whore. And it's all from Tom Harkin, who just loves to give away money that your great-great-great grandchildren will be paying interest on. Next week, Harkin will be bitching about the deficit and blaming Republicans.

Don't forget, Tom Vilsack wants another $180 million from Iowa taxpayers to corporate whorefare out to gas pump operators.

Nobody's going to buy this E85 crap. You just watch.

Dead Link

I don't know why the Des Moines Register continues to show Rob Borsellino's picture on the Opinion page's web site and links up to his past columns. It's been three months since he died. It's not like they're going to be getting any new columns out of him about watching FOX News.

Ethanol: The Other White Meat



From FOX News:
Now that ethanol has become common in gas tanks, two Iowa State University professors are working to get it into martini glasses.

The professors are researching how to easily, and cheaply, turn fuel ethanol into food-grade alcohol to be used in beverages, pharmaceuticals and personal care products.
They've already tackled the soy-based lubricant thing. In fact, there's already a cruelty-free penetrant on the market.

Insert your own joke here.....

Chicken Ordinance Coming To Cedar Falls



There's a story in today's Waterloo Courier about a woman with a bunch of exotic chickens who's run (cough) afoul of the local ordinance concerning the keeping of chickens in non-agricultural parts of Cedar Falls. A local councilman is going to amend a city ordinance to allow up to four chickens to be kept on private property, pending some restrictions.

Towards the end of the story is this:
Tan said allowing urban chickens is not a nuisance, but a mark of a progressive city. She provided the city with many examples of cities that allow chickens, from those as close as Des Moines and Windsor Heights, to larger cities such as Chicago and Portland, Ore.

In fact, Tan said in the Portland and Seattle areas, real estate advertisements often list the local chicken ordinance as a selling point. And Tan has found numerous national communities, such as backyardchickens.com, that cater to urban chicken keepers.

Having a chicken coop and dealing with chicken poop is the mark of a progressive city? Sounds like a backwards-ass third world country full of histoplasmosis to me.

If you want to live on a farm, move to the country. It's not hard to do in Iowa.

Krusty on King Vs Harkin



Krusty:
A King-Harkin race would be the ultimate konservative vs. liberal battle. In King, Republican activists would have a kommitted konservative who would excite and unite the base of the Republican Party. King would take the fight to Harkin 365 days a year and 24 hours a day; which is something other candidates have failed to do in the past.

Krusty's right, pardon the pun.

I think both sides would love this sort of race. Even though Harkin will be 68 years old during the 2008 campaign season, he's still a pitbull. He ain't goin' out like dat.


GED recipient and former $368,000-a-year CIETC head Ramona Cunningham with Senator Tom Harkin at the dedication of the "Tom Harkin Learning Center" at CIETC offices in October 20, 2004.

Grocery Workers Have A Strong Union In Iowa?

Sebastian Mallaby, writing in the Washington Post on the Democrats/Wal-Mart thing:
The truth is that none of these Democrats can resist dumb economic populism. Even though we are not in a recession, and even though the presidential primaries are more than a year away, the DLC crowd is pandering shamelessly to the left of the party -- perhaps in the knowledge that the grocery workers union, which launched the anti-Wal-Mart campaign, is strong in the key state of Iowa.
I haven't been away from Iowa all that long, but I don't recall Hy-Vee, Dahl's, Fareway, or SuperTarget's Archer Farms markets being union-run. In fact, I don't know of any grocery store in Iowa that is union-run. You've got to fly to either coast to experience that sort of thing. I don't know what the hell Mallaby is talking about here.

Otherwise, it's a good analysis.


Related: Joe Biden: "How can you live a middle-class life on $10 an hour?"

Student Council President Makes $8250 A Year



From the Daily Iowan:
UI Student Government President Peter McElligott makes $8,250 a year, but the UI senior says the money wasn't an incentive for him. In fact, when he first pondered running for the post, he said he didn't know he would get paid.

"No one is doing it because he or she is in it for the money," he said. "I think the salaries are important, because no one has time for another job. We definitely need stipends to exist."

Although McElligott and other UISG executives recognize student concerns about the UISG's salaries, representatives from the student group said the work and time their jobs entail justify the pay.

$8250 a year? What, on earth, does student government do?

I'm not for paying basketball and football players attending a university or college, but at least they do something.

And anyway, what's with the $8250 figure? At 30 hours a week, that's about minimum wage. Where's Joe Biden and the unions to bitch about a living wage for student council presidents?

David Oman Is Terrible At Math



Nicholas Johnson notes from a Radio Iowa report in late July that Chief Earthpork Con Artist David Oman is saying that he has 2/3s of the $180 million $155 million in taxpayer and deficit-financed pork needed to build his rainforest.

Johnson breaks down the amounts and shows what a bunch of hooey Oman is talking about.

Then Johnson notes this statement by Oman:
"Oman's also suggesting taxpayers might not only be asked to bankroll, up-front, much of the construction, but on-going operations of the Earthpark as well because Oman contends this will be a huge attraction to bring tourists into Iowa. 'So there is a rightful role for some public money as well as private money to bring it off,' Oman says."

Now there's no more pretense of having the rainforest being financially self-sustaining in any way, shape, or form. Oman wants taxpayers to foot the bill for this thing forever, which they would have anyway because over a million people a year ain't goin' to Riverside or Pella unless, you know, they could get free sex.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Dori Rammelsberg-Dvorak of Clutier Is Making The Rounds

"Dr" Dori Rammelsberg-Dvorak, a Culver hack, gets the same inaccurate letter about Jim Ross Nussle reprinted in at least a couple of Sunday newspapers around Iowa (Des Moines Regsiter and Waterloo Courier, and surely others). Here's the part I had a problem with:
While in Congress, Nussle has repeatedly voted to weaken workers' pension protections. His votes have allowed companies like Enron to raid their workers' pension fund.
That's completely inaccurate. She's lying. Enron executives didn't "raid" the workers' pension fund. Enron had a 401K program where employees could put their money into 20 different investment plans - company stock being one of them. Enron then matched 50% of employee contributions up to 6% in common stock that was held until the employee hit age 50 or achieved at least 5 years of service to the company, then at which time the employee could redistribute their portfolio so that it wasn't top-heavy with company stock.

In late October and into November 2001, Enron employees were subjected to a lockdown period while the company changed plan providers. Yes, during the lockdown period the value of Enron company stock declined by about a third, but prior to the lockdown period the value of Enron stock was off 70% from the peak price. Anybody who kept their vested 401K money in company stock after something like that was just a fool.

It's not surprising that the Des Moines Register, owned by Gannett, would print a letter like this. Gannett used to have a worse 401K plan than Enron. But shhhhhhhhhh don't tell anybody!

Then Dori Rammelsberg-Dvorak gets to her main point, which is defending Chet Culver's plan to raid the IPERS Pension Fridge to fund AFO-CIO-approved "hi-tek" start 'em ups:
As a candidate for governor, [Chet Culver] should know that IPERS currently invests 7.5 percent of its holdings in private equity, some of it in venture capital. Culver has proposed using only up to 1 percent of the Iowa workers' fund on venture-capital projects here in Iowa - projects that would help grow small business and create good-paying jobs for Iowa. Culver's plan keeps in place the strict investment standards imposed by the IPERS board. The IPERS fund would remain strong and secure.

Why should IPERS dollars be invested in venture-capital projects that benefit other states, such as Texas, California and New York? Let's grow the IPERS fund and Iowa business at the same time. I think Culver's plan makes sense for Iowa and for IPERS.

How provincial can you get?

And, gee, nothing in Dr Hyphen's letter about Chet Culver's plan to establish an "investment board" full of political hacks and union thugs to oversee this debacle-in-the-making.

Yepsen: Who Can Beat Harkin In 2008?


GED recipient and former $368,000-a-year CIETC head Ramona Cunningham with Senator Tom Harkin at the dedication of the "Tom Harkin Learning Center" at CIETC offices in October 20, 2004.

From David Yepsen's Sunday column in the Des Moines Register:
Who will the Republicans offer as the sacrificial elephant in 2008?

The senator's up for re-election then. With all the current hullabaloo over the governor's race, legislative contests, early presidential campaigns, battles for Congress and the political fallout over CIETC, we've almost overlooked that fact that our junior senator is up for a contract renewal in two years.

Whoever it is, they better be a serious fighter. Jim Ross Lightfoot wasn't. Neither was Dr Greg Ganske. And it didn't help that the Iowa Republican Party dissed Bill Salier's followers after his primary loss to Ganske in 2002.

Harkin will want to hold on to that seat until he's dead, and so will the national Democratic Party.

You don't see anybody being groomed for it, even for 2014, do you? No, you don't.

The Spinning Of Dissent

From the Des Moines Register:
Mike Zmolek, who tracks anti-war protests, says demonstrator numbers have not grown because “they fear they will be attacked if they express themselves.”

Trespassing at Offutt Air Force base in Omaha is a little bit different than getting together to sing "We Shall Overcome" in Nollen Plaza.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Joe Biden and Leonard Boswell Host Higher Education Affordability Forum At $30,000 A Year Drake University



From the Political Forecast:
Big news for the first day back to class at Drake! Delaware Senator Joe Biden (likely 2008 candidate for the presidency) and Congressman Leonard Boswell will host a town hall discussion with students and faculty at Drake about college affordability.

That has to be the funniest shit I've heard in a while.

Drake University's tuition and room & board runs nearly $30,000 for fall 2006 and spring 2007 semesters.

If you're going to Drake, you've either got money or you're stupid and have many tens of thousands of dollars in student loans for a degree that you could have pursued in Ames, Iowa City, or Cedar Falls for a whole lot less.

Of course, Joe Biden is the same hair-plugged, class-envy asshole who thinks that a family in Iowa with both parents working full time at Wal-Mart can't make it on $10.30 an hour. I proved that plagiarizing idiot wrong.

Let's not talk about how the poor schmucks he represents in Delaware earn roughly the same wages as people in Des Moines but pay 100% to 150% more for the average single-family home. Maybe somebody ought to host a forum in Dover about how home affordability is escaping the Average Joe in Biden Country.


Related: Joe Biden: "How can you live a middle-class life on $10 an hour?"

Iowa Electronic Markets: Congress 2006

Here's a link to the Iowa Electronic Markets for House and Senate control after the 2006 elections.

Direct links to the graphs for the following:

Numb3rs



Maybe Steve King wasn't so far off. This is from the Washington Post:
...one can also find something equivalent to combat conditions on home soil. The death rate for African American men ages 20 to 34 in Philadelphia was 4.37 per 1,000 in 2002, 11 percent higher than among troops in Iraq. Slightly more than half the Philadelphia deaths were homicides.

Related: Steve King Gets His Ass Fact-Checked

Senator Chuck Grassley Suddenly Concerned About $50 Million "Glitch"



From the Senior Journal:
Senate Finance Committee Chair Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) on Wednesday sent a letter to CMS Administrator Mark McClellan that raised concerns about a glitch that prompted the agency to send payments erroneously to more than 231,000 Medicare beneficiaries to reimburse them for almost $50 million in prescription drug benefit premiums, the Washington Post reports.
That sort of a $50 million "glitch" is not acceptable to fauxscal conservative Chuck Grassley, but Grassley giving $50 million in deficit-financed pork to connected Grassley contributor David Oman to spend for his Rainforest Scam is OK. Right?

Friday, August 25, 2006

E85 In Hudson Update

From KWWL:
E-85 fuel is hard to come by in eastern Iowa. But now, there's a new place drivers can find it. E-85 is now for sale at the East Central Iowa Cooperative's fuel station in Hudson. The price for the 85% ethanol blend is $2.38 a gallon. That's 40 cents cheaper then the 10% blend.

As of today, most gas in Waterloo, a short drive north from Hudson, was selling as cheap as $2.69 a gallon, or 31 cents more than E85 in Hudson. Factor in a 25% decrease in efficiency with E85 and the hooch isn't as good of a deal as it seems. You'll spend nearly $3.00 a gallon to go the same distance burning E85 as you would with $2.69 a gallon gas.


Related: E85 Pump Opens In The Middle Of Nowhere

Gordon Fischer Stretches



From Gordon Fischer's blog, under the headline of CIETC: The Republican Scandal Continues:
The CIETC scandal began during Republican Terry Branstad's tenure as governor. Of the four Iowa Workforce Development employees fired because of CIETC, two of the four were Governor Branstad appointees. The CIETC Board had as many Republicans and Independents as Democrats.

But somehow CIETC, at least in the minds of GOP partisans, was a "Democratic" scandal.

I think there's a lot of blame to go around concerning the CIETC scandal, but the biggest participants and enablers were all Democrats.

Iowa Still Soft On Drunk Drivers Who Kill

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From the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
An Iowa City man arrested for vehicular homicide following a 2002 car crash near Solon that killed his infant son is expected to plead guilty next month to lesser charges, lawyers in the case said Thursday.

As part of a plea agreement, Marvin Rivera-Fuentes, 32, of 5 Arbandy Drive, will plead guilty to involuntary manslaughter, driving while barred and second-offense drunken driving. A plea hearing has been set for Sept. 21 in Johnson County District Court.

In addition, Rivera-Fuentes will plead guilty to third-offense drunken driving and tampering with records charges from separate incidents in 2004 and earlier this year, prosecutor Anne Lahey and defense lawyer David Burbidge of Iowa City said.

Rivera-Fuentes would have faced up to 25 years in prison on the vehicular homicide charge. He now faces a total 11 years in prison...

...Rivera-Fuentes had been arrested twice for drunken driving after the fatal crash.
Chop his hands off so that he can't drive a car ever again.

This clown will be out in 3 or 4 years. You just know it. The parole board will be kissing his ass and saying he's not a threat to society.

Multiple offense drunk drivers are one of the biggest threats to society!

Meanwhile, Dixie Shanahan Duty, who killed her notoriously violent husband after he threatened to kill her and her unborn baby, is serving her 50 years and taking abuse from the bitches on the Iowa Parole Board.


Update: So if you drive drunk, crash your car into another on the highway, injure people, wreck property, kill your child, get busted two more times in the following years for drunk driving, and tamper with evidence, then you get sentenced to 11 years in prison. But if you're a 50 year old man and fondle a 13 year old girl, you could face 10 years in prison.

I'm not belittling the three degree sexual abuse charge against the old creep, but Marvin Rivera-Fuentes got a ridiculously light sentence in light of what he did.

Jewish Dilemma: Free Pork

From the Des Moines Register's Editorial Board:
After Jane Norman reported from Washington last Sunday that watchdog groups are increasingly complaining about "earmarks" in Congress, we wanted to write a thundering editorial denouncing the pork-barrel spending.

But it would be a waste of ink. Only one body — Congress — has the power to stop earmarks. And that is the one body that will never abandon the practice.

That's a classic Des Moines Register nonsense.

It's such a dilemma for them to be against obvious pork and fraud because, to the Editorial Board, it's all about Ask Not What You Can Do For Your Country, Ask What The National Debt Can Finance For Some Politically-Connected Crony Like David Oman.

Well, Editorial Board, if you're not going to take up the cause of making the public more aware of earmark pork, then those of us who are humorless, thin-skinned and have a grandiose sense of their own importance will have to carry the flame and do the dirty work of pointing out that politicians like Jim Ross Nussle think the Kentucky Tourism Development Association needs a million dollars of our great-grandchildren's money.

I can't wait until the next editorial from this bunch of cowards and pansies that bitches about the size of the Federal deficit. Bunch of hypocrites.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Just Desserts

From HawkeyeGOP.com:
The latest casualty of CITEC (and long overdue) is Deb Dessert. Until today, Dessert was employed in the State Auditor's office. Over a month ago HawkeyeGOP.com called on Auditor Vaudt to clean house and get rid of Dessert.

Dessert is the wife of former CITEC COO John Bargman. Bargman took home $767,575 in salary and bonuses over a 30 month period. Bargman's contract also allowed him to take 2 1/2 months of paid vacation a year.

Dessert's marriage to Bargman, though probably a conflict of interest, is not what caused Vaudt to let her go. During her employment with the Auditor's office, Dessert moonlighted for CITEC. She set up CITEC's computerized accounting system and was paid $53,000 over three years.

Eh, the daily CIETC casualty.

Dessert's a relatively minor player in all of this. A footnote, really.

The Democrats got their firing of somebody connected to a Republican (Vaudt), so they'll be able to gloat and try to score political brownie points for about.... ummmmmmm..... 2 seconds...... until we get back to all the Inbred Polk County and Southside Mafia Machine Democrats who are probably going to end up being somebody's bitch in prison.

Yeah, baby, YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Chet Hungry

Whatever Happened To The Daily Hottie?

Updated below:



According to Annie Shuppy's Personal Narrative at Poynter Online, things haven't gone exactly as planned:
Journalism, which was supposed to be my path out of small-town Iowa and to a more cosmopolitan life, wasn't looking very promising. The only option for someone at my skill level if I were to stay in journalism, I reasoned, was to pray for a newspaper editor in some remote town to hire me to cover community features or night cops.

Are you sure you want to work for the dying newspaper industry?

I can't imagine why anybody would want to work for a major newspaper in a big city. Almost all of them are experiencing circulation and advertising downturns. Stock prices of major newspaper chains have been falling for years. Mergers and consolidations keep happening. And layoffs are a regular occurrance. Good luck.

At least Shuppy didn't spend $60,000 for a teaching degree, or $100,000 to become a social worker.


Update: The Political Madman thinks I'm "bashing" Shuppy. Um, I don't think so. My point is that here's a young woman who was the editor of the Daily Iowan, probably one of the better campus newspapers in the country, and even she's having a hard time finding work in the newspaper industry!

From the Madman's post:
Annie, like me, has life goals that don't center around money. Some of us pursue careers where we can make a difference. Some of us pursue career goals that will get us out of the John Mellencamp-esque small town existences we'd otherwise be trapped in. Some of us would rather not choose a profession based on stock prices and circulation trends. And some of us would rather give up a few bucks here or there to chase that.
That's fine, and it's your choice, but I'm tired of reading all these stories in newspapers about how kids are graduating from universities or colleges after six years with relatively useless degrees and tens of thousands of dollars in debt with no job prospects.

As for stock prices and circulation trends, somebody wanting to work for a big newspaper in a big city has to consider this. These newspapers are all owned by big companies, mostly conglomerates. They adhere to the bottom line. They don't care about your higher mission or what constitutes making a difference. Sorry, that's just reality. I hope you don't have to experience this in your lifetime, although it's likely you will.

Billionaire Cheapskate Warren Buffett

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The world's second richest man ($44 billion in 2005), Warren Buffett, apparently needs a low-interest loan from the taxpayers of Polk County and the city of Urbandale in order expand a business he owns.

From WOI-TV:
A suburban Des Moines furniture store has announced a $25 million dollar expansion project that will include hiring 80 to 100 more employees.

Homemakers Furniture will concentrate efforts on its main store in Urbandale, adding parking and expanding its showroom and warehouse.

Construction is expected to begin next spring and take 18 to 24 months.

The new jobs will include positions in sales, warehouse and administrative work.

Polk County and the city of Urbandale have approved low-interest loans for the project.

Homemakers was founded in 1974 by Carl and Ina Merschman. The family sold the business to Nebraska Furniture Mart in 2000.
And Nebraska Furniture Mart is owned by Berkshire Hathaway, Buffett's business.

What's the matter with rich old farts like Warren Buffett? Can't he finance the expansion of Homemakers Furniture out of the $44 billion he's got in his back pocket?

This just proves there is no limit to the amount of corporate welfare that cities and counties will dish out. Even the richest guys in the world qualify for a break. The bastards.


Update: A reader has pointed me to a story today about Musco Lighting's expansion plans in Oskaloosa. This version of the story is from Radio Iowa:
An Iowa firm has announced it plans to nearly double in size, and doesn't want any state incentive money to do it. Joe Crookham is a co-founder of Musco Lighting, which builds and installs giant lighting systems at sports stadiums and other locations. They've been in business for over 35 years and Crookham says the first year "we made 795-dollars, so we know what 'small' is."

Now he says the company's got just about one thousand people and they wanted a plan that would accommodate the things they're making happen. The ten-year plan includes just about doubling that workforce at Musco plants in Muscatine and Oskaloosa. He says they wanted to make sure they'll have the space and facilities, but won't need any economic-development money from the state.

"I don't think that's necessary," Crookham says. "I find it kind of one of those interesting ironies that when you're little and desperately need the help it's hard to get it, and then when you get to the place where you're successful everybody wants to give you help, and we really don't need it." Crookham quotes Harry Truman: "To borrow money at a bank, you gotta prove you don't need it."
And here's a quote from the article the reader sent in. This is from the Cedar Rapids Gazette:
‘Now that we’re successful in business we don’t need help, and it seems foolish to me to tax the general public to help us,’’ he said.

Oskaloosa Mayor David Dixon said he is impressed that Crookham seeks nothing from the city but support from the zoning department at a time when most companies ask for tax breaks or grants.

‘‘He’s not coming in and asking us for any dollars on this thing, so we’re just so incredibly fortunate to have that,’’
Unfortunately, it's an exception.

Why Are There More Registered Democrats In Iowa?



From David Yepsen's column:
Democrats have pulled ahead of Republicans in voter registrations in Iowa — the first time that's happened since 1994, according to state registration records.

A year ago, the GOP still led the Democrats. This change is another signal that 2006 could be a bad year for the Republicans.

As of Aug. 1, there were 606,168 active registered Democrats in Iowa and 590,165 Republicans. There were 724,925 no-party registrants, also known as independents.

That's a change from August of 2005, when there were 609,410 Republicans, 602,433 Democrats and 757,308 independents. So, in one year, Democrats gained registrations while the numbers of Republicans and no-party voters declined.
Gee, why is that?

It couldn't have anything to do with Vilsack's blanket restoration of voting rights for convicted felons last year, estimated to have affected 30,000 to 50,000 criminals living in Iowa, could it?

Yepsen speculates in other areas, including the war in Iraq and currently laughable notion of economic jitters, but completely misses the boat when it comes the fact that Iowa now has more convicted felons registered to vote. It would make sense that these felons would vote Democrat, at least in Polk County.

On that note, I'm wondering why the Nussle campaign hasn't made Vilsack's blanket restoration of citizenship rights for convicted felons, including those who haven't paid their victim restitution, a campaign issue. After all, Vilsack rejected 24% of the applicants sent before him between 1999 and 2005.

All it would take is a couple of TV ads. One could have a voiceover and show a convicted child molester, released on parole, walking into an elementary school to vote. If that didn't work, maybe film some weeping crime victims who haven't been fully paid their restitution by a convicted criminal who served his time, but is now out of prison and who can now vote. Those kinds of TV ads would be very devastating to the Culver campaign and the far-liberal wing of the Democratic Party.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Joe Biden: "How can you live a middle-class life on $10 an hour?"



From a Los Angeles Times editorial entitled "Democrats' Shameful Wal-Mart Demonization":
At an anti-Wal-Mart rally last week in Iowa, Biden noted that the retailer pays people $10 an hour, and then asked: "How can you live a middle-class life on that?"

Yes, Joe Biden, in Iowa people can live a rather average, or even considerably above-average life on $10.30 an hour, the average wage for regular, full-time hourly associates in the state.

Let's use the figures: $10.30 an hour x 40 hour week x 52 weeks a year = $21,424. If two adults happened to work full-time at Wal-Mart, the household income in 2006 would be $42,848.

Some examples for Joe Biden from around the State of Iowa:

Ottumwa has a Wal-Mart. In 2000, the census said the median household income for Ottumwa was $30,174. Figuring a 3% yearly raise in pay each year, median household income in 2006 for Ottumwa would be $36,029.33.

Maquoketa has a Wal-Mart. In 2000, the census said the median household income for Maquoketa was $28.984. Figuring a 3% yearly raise in pay each year, median household income in 2006 for Maquoketa would be $34,608.41.

Waterloo has a Wal-Mart. In 2000, the census said the median household income for Waterloo was $34,608.41. Figuring a 3% yearly raise in pay each year, median household income in 2006 for Waterloo would be $40,707.63.

Iowa Falls has a Wal-Mart. In 2000, the census said the median household income for Iowa Falls was $32,141. Figuring a 3% yearly raise in pay each year, median household income in 2006 for Iowa Falls would be $38,378.03.

Sioux City has a Wal-Mart. In 2000, the census said the median household income for Sioux City was $37,429. Figuring a 3% yearly raise in pay each year, median household income in 2006 for Sioux City would be $44,692.18.

Shenandoah has a Wal-Mart. In 2000, the census said the median household income for Shenandoah was $29,435. Figuring a 3% yearly raise in pay each year, median household income in 2006 for Shenandoah would be $35,146.93.

Des Moines has a number of Wal-Marts. In 2000, the census said the median household income for Des Moines was $38,408. Figuring a 3% yearly raise in pay each year, median household income in 2006 for Des Moines would be $45,861.16.

Centerville has a Wal-Mart. In 2000, the census said the median household income for Centerville was $25,498. Figuring a 3% yearly raise in pay each year, median household income in 2006 for Centerville would be $30,445.95.

As you can see, in almost every smaller town in Iowa it's a plum gig if you and the mizzus have a full-time hourly job at Wal-Mart. In larger cities, two adults working at Wal-Mart full-time hit more or less the average local wage.

Here's something else to factor: household value.

In 2000, Ottumwa's median household value was $47,900. Waterloo's was $65,400. Sioux City's was $74,800. Des Moines was the highest of the cities I sampled at $81,100. Naturally, those numbers have gone up in the past few years.

But compare all this to: Dover, Delaware, Biden's home turf.

In 2000, Dover's median income was $38,669. Adjusted for 3% yearly raises like most normal working people get these days and that number rises to $46,172.81 in 2006, about the same wage a couple of working stiffs at Wal-Mart in Des Moines would earn.

However, in 2006, the median household price in Dover is a whopping $190,000!!!

So, Joe, I don't know how all your constituents in Delaware manage to buy those $190,000 homes (most counties and towns in Delaware actually have median household prices into the $250's) since most of them are earning Iowa Wal-Mart wages.

Iowa ACLU Loves The KKK

From Radio Iowa:
An Iowa civil rights group has found itself defending the supporters of a notorious organization known for its racial extremism. Recruitment fliers for the Ku Klux Klan were found this month on windshields in parking lots of grocery stores and a Wal-Mart in two Iowa cities, both of which have seen significant increases in their minority populations in recent years.

Authorities in Denison and Storm Lake reportedly launched investigations to determine who was placing the fliers, as it violates city ordinances. Now the Iowa chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union is criticizing police in both towns for launching a probe.

Iowa ACLU executive director Ben Stone is quoted saying his agency doesn't agree with the Klan's views, but its supporters have a right to express themselves.

The ACLU really does a disservice to itself when they're defending a terrorist organization like the KKK. If it was a pedophile organization putting flyers on windshields, would the ACLU be defending them, too? Probably.

Is Doug Sadler up to his old tricks?

And where's Sasha Kemmett when you need her?

One Year Later: How Are Those Juice Blogs Doing?

Sarah Dose:
My sister told me some disturbing news. She is going to attend a Nickelback concert. I am seriously considering disowning her.

Arturo Fernandez:
Avedon, our 11 yr old cat has this growth on one of her shoulders.

Olivia G. Howe:
Unfortunately I don’t have a garden of my own. Maybe next year. Right about now I’m wishing I had a garden that was overflowing with ripe tomatoes.

Joe Lawler:
On the first day of the fair I posted a picture of the butter Brandon Routh. I was pretty disappointed in the lack of detail.

Laurie Mansfield:
The other day, my brother-in-law leans over the bar and says to me with a big smile on his face, “You know I love you Laurie, but you’re a pain in the ass!”

Talk About It:
Two Iowa colleges got high “Gay Point Averages” from the Advocate College Guide for LGBT Students.

It looks like not much has changed in the past year.

To be fair, I think Chris Snider's home repair blog is provides value. He'll probably get canned before too long.

Tama Wants Another Casino?

From Radio Iowa:
Organizers of a petition drive for a gambling referendum in Tama County have until Friday to get 903 signatures. Tama County Elections Supervisor Leta Kopri says if they get the signatures, county residents could vote on the issue this fall...

If enough signatures are gathered, and the gambling referendum is approve, the next step is to present the proposal to the Racing and Gaming Commission. Kopri says it would probably be 2008 before anything would be done, as she says the Gaming Commission has said it won't provide any more licenses until then.

Tama City Clerk Judy Welch says the Signature Management Group has conducted a feasibility study a new state licensed casino on Cherry Lake. Welch says if the gambling referendum passes -- the city could then start looking at more concrete plans for a casino.

Welch says the next step would be to start negotiations with the management group to see what the group is willing to provide to the city. Welch says there were some 600 signatures on the petition at Monday night's city council meeting. A new casino would compete with the Meskwaki Native American casino that sits just outside Tama.
This is just sad and pathetic.

Where is Tama going to pull gamblers from?

Waterloo? Nope, they have a new casino.

Iowa City or Cedar Rapids? Nope, they'll have a new casino in Riverside soon.

Des Moines? Nope, they have Prairie Meadows.

Marshalltown? Nope, the Meskwaki Indian casino is in the way there.

This is cannibalism.

1. Giuliani, 2. McCain, 3. Frist. On What Planet?

The Caucus Cooler calls the poll on potential Republican caucus winners in Iowa "worthless" and I tend to agree.

Giuliani at 30%, McCain at 17.3%, and Frist at 6.5% in Iowa? On what planet?

Remember, Iowa is the state where Pat Robertson got nearly 25% in 1988. Pat Buchanan got over 23% in 1996. And both Alan Keyes and Gary Bauer received 14% each in 2000.

Without a poll showing 25% to 30% of Iowa Republicans going for some religious nut or fringe wacko, I consider it null and void.

Jonathan Wilson Says The New CIETC Is Fixed

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High-priced attorney (at taxpayer-expense) and Vilsack lapdog Jonathan "I'm Gay" Wilson on CIETC reforms in the Des Moines Register:
The problems at CIETC were because of failures at multiple levels of government. Each of them should be held accountable for meaningful reform in the model of ... CIETC.

You know, I'd really like to believe Wilson's account of the reforms at CIETC. He might be correct, but being a lawyer he's basically a whitewasher, and we all know he's a partisan Democrat brought in for damage control.

Give it another year.

A question the public ought to be asking is: With an unemployment rate below 4% in Iowa, does the Federal Government really need to be blowing money on crap like CIETC?


Update: Don't miss The Real Sporer's Ten Commandments. That post is an absolute classic.

Rekha: Ken Lay Bad, Ako Abdul-Samad Good



Rekha Basu wants the public to give Ako Abdul-Samad a free pass and a do-over.

Here's a question to pose to Rekha Basu:

What's the difference between Ako Abdul-Samad and Kenneth Lay, except scope?

I believe that when you're working with the public's money, you get once chance to keep your nose clean and your paperwork in order. I don't care what Ako Abdul-Samad's excuses are, and I don't think the general public does either. Either fill out and maintain the forms the way the government wants them or don't take taxpayer money. How hard is that to understand?


Update: Mainstream Iowan notes that Rekha is bad at math.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Steve Alford Is Recruiting Retards



From the Des Moines Register:
Another Iowa men's basketball recruit has failed to meet NCAA academic standards, adding to a summer of mixed results for coach Steve Alford.

Alford said Monday that Malik Perry, a 6-foot-5 swing player from Philadelphia, will not join the Hawkeyes this season because he did not achieve a necessary test score.

"He came up just short," Alford said.

Perry became the second incoming player within a month to be declared ineligible, joining Jamie Vanderbeken, a 6-10 center from Canada, who failed to pass the NCAA clearinghouse.

I suppose this is a step up from recruiting violent sexual batterers who can't spell.

Godblogger

Heh.

Corrupt Democrats Think CIETC Scandal Isn't A Big Deal Because It Was Federal Money, Not State Or Local



GED recipient and former $360,000-a-year CIETC head Ramona Cunningham with Senator Tom Harkin at the dedication of the "Tom Harkin Learning Center" at CIETC offices in October 20, 2004.

From the Cedar Rapids Gazette via the AP:
Most of a $250,000 Polk County grant given to a troubled job training agency went for salary and hefty bonuses for top executives, including relatives of local officials controlling the money, lawmakers were told today.

Mary Gottschalk, who has taken over as chief financial officer of the Central Iowa Employment and Training Consortium, said that nearly $170,000 of the grant was spent on salaries and bonuses. More than $20,000 of the money went to relatives of prominent local Democrats who sat on the agency's board...

...Her inquiry showed that Charles Brooks, brother of former CIETC Board Chairman Archie Brooks, got a $12,876 bonus from the county grant in 2005. Also, Steve Mauro, a nephew of former CIETC board member John Mauro, received a $10,000 bonus...

...Democrats on the panel sought to minimize the matter, saying little of the agency's $6 million annual budget came from state and local dollars.

"We're probably spending more investigating it than they actually got," said Sen. Tom Courtney, D-Burlington.

Here's a picture of State Senator Tom Courtney:



Here's another poster boy for dirty and corrupt politics in Iowa.

Are we not supposed to investigate because it was mostly Federal taxpayers dollars wasted by corrupt Archie Brooks, GED recipient Ramona Cunningham, members of the Southside Democrat Mafia, and Ako Abdul-Samad?

Run these filthy bastards out of office and into jail where they belong. They make me want to puke.

More Federal Pork For Iowa Workforce Development



From the Madison (South Dakota) Daily Leader on August 18th:
A California-based tech support company plans to create 1,000 jobs in North Sioux City in the next two years, Gov. Mike Rounds said Thursday...

It will spend $1.2 million to get its operation up and running in a leased building in North Sioux City, Rounds said.

Most of the jobs will be customer service positions, he said.

But then there's this via Radio Iowa today:
Washington's sending some funding to ease the pain of a business shutdown near Sioux City. About 120 workers were laid off due to the closing of Verizon's MCI Call Center in Sergeant Bluff. U.S. Labor Secretary Elaine Chao announced this week they'll get some help re-training for new jobs, with a grant coming to Iowa Workforce Development.

The actual training and career counseling will be done at Western Iowa Tech Community College in Sioux City. The grant, to be released in stages, should total $768,761.

North Sioux City, SD and Sergeant Bluff, IA are about 14 miles away from each other. This is unnecessary Elaine Chao pork barrel/deficit spending.

And then there's this from last April in the Sioux City Journal:
Qwest opened its own sales and service call center in Sioux City last March. Local and state officials ponyed up more than $1 million in incentives to create nearly 500 new jobs.

How much do those jobs pay? And how come we don't hear anything from the Union Thugs, Tom Vilsack, and Chet Culver about the low wages paid to people working in call centers... call centers that are subsidized by the Federal deficit!

Some Democrats want to bitch about Wal-Mart and a bunch of 70-and-80-something door greeters who work 8 hours a week while still qualifying for Medicaid, but they're completely silent on this sort of thing.

To be perfectly fair, the Republicans do this sort of thing too, but it's the Democrats - at least in Iowa - who don't mind dumping millions of your tax dollars in corporate welfare funds and giving it to well-established companies who create another low-wage call center and then turn around and bend over to the unions on the subject of Wal-Mart.

Monday, August 21, 2006

ISU Tuition Up 87% For Iowans Since 2001

From the Kansas City Info Zine:
A year after Iowa State University's graduates racked up the second-most loan debt among public universities nationwide, students keep borrowing more...

[ISU Financial Aid Director Roberta] Johnson said tuition, which has increased more than 87 percent for Iowa residents since 2001, continues to be the primary reason behind the burgeoning debt...

Among the student body at Iowa State, 69 percent who graduated in 2005 left campus with an average debt of $28,147, Johnson said...

...Only the University of North Dakota would rank higher, with 71 percent of graduates leaving with an average $31,086 in debt...

At the University of Iowa and University of Northern Iowa, where the tuition rates are virtually the same as Iowa State, graduates' indebtedness is much lower. UI students who graduated in 2005 left with an average loan debt of $19,886, while UNI graduates averaged $21,561.

Despite this, check out this tidbit from WHO-TV:
The University of Iowa is bracing for its largest freshman class in history. The fall semester starts today with close to 4,300 first-year students. That's a jump of more than 400 from last year's freshman class.
Hmmm....

The Heart Attack Ride

From Radio Iowa:
The University of Iowa campus is hosting an unusual device this week that enables people to feel what it's like to have heart failure. Doctor Frances Johnson, a cardiology professor at the U-of-I, says people who enter the Heart F-X Pod won't soon forget the multi-sensory experience.

Johnson says "This is a simulator booth that is equipped with foot pedals and chest straps that exerts a mild rhythmic pressure on the chest while the person pedals and watches a video depicting a scene of someone doing fairly normal levels of exertion, but it feels pretty hard for heart failure patients."

She says the booth is perfectly safe for people who are in good general health.

Maybe they could come up with a few more devices and create a theme park?

We already have the Orgasmatron.

How about the following:
  • The jolt of being in "old sparky"
  • Being a crash test dummy
  • Actually thinking the PorkForest is a good idea.
  • Getting paid $368,000 a year.


GED recipient and former $360,000-a-year CIETC head Ramona Cunningham with Senator Tom Harkin at the dedication of the "Tom Harkin Learning Center" at CIETC offices in October 20, 2004.

The Ako Problem



From the Des Moines Register's Letters section:
Regarding “Audit Points to Trouble at Creative Visions,” Aug. 15: How can Creative Visions know 70 clients received aid and services if it doesn’t have any files on these clients? It might have been seven clients or maybe 700 clients instead of 70 clients. Pick a number, any number. It’s just the taxpayers’ money, so it doesn’t matter.

— Michael G. Friedel, Windsor Heights.

* * *

Please tell me that Des Moines Mayor Frank Cownie was misquoted in your article regarding Creative Visions. He stated, “when a situation like this hits the paper, we’re going to work overtime to dig deeper.” (“Creative Visions Payments Frozen by D.M.,” Aug. 16).

Does this mean that, had the situation not “hit the paper,” the city would continue to dump taxpayer money into yet another agency that is being audited for mismanagement of funds?

— Barbara Kester, Urbandale.

* * *

Everywhere we turn, swindlers and embezzlers seem to be dominating programs and institutions we should be able to trust. My suspicion is that we have seen only the tip of the iceberg. More and more leaders are putting their own selfish interests ahead of the people they should be serving.

— Bob Martin, Ankeny.

Don't you people understand? Ako's heart was in the right place. He helped a lot of people, even if he can't find all the files. Paperwork Schmaperwork. Besides, Ako practices the Religion Of Peace ™, so that means he gets a free pass. Or a do-over. It's mostly Federal money anyway, so it's not like it's coming out of our wallets.

I must say that I'm very disappointed that Ed Fallon is continuing to support Ako Abdul-Samad's bid to become a State Representative after all that's come out about missing paperwork at Creative Visions and Ako's own "rubber stamp" behavior on the board of CIETC.


Update: Mainstream Iowan has more on Fallon's bizarre defense of Ako Abdul-Samad.

I think Ed Fallon's reputation will be taking a tremendous hit on this one. Anybody associated with CIETC is dirty.

And it's sad that I'm even thinking this, but: Does anybody want to start probing Ed Fallon? Follow the money, you know.

Why is Ed Fallon defending Ako Abdul-Samad?

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Liberal Jews For Israel

From a Iowa City Press-Citizen guest editorial by Rachel Graber:
These are the arguments that I have used against some of my fellow liberals. I am a Jew, a supporter of Israel and a liberal, and I don't think that any of my values are contradictory. I'm proud to be what and who I am, and I will fight (metaphorically speaking) for all three causes equal. So, go Israel and don't forget to vote in the upcoming mid-term elections.

Bravo. Well said. It's about time a liberal said this. Read the whole thing.

Arkancide



From the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette:
Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is accusing several potential presidential candidates of participating in a campaign of “misguided attacks” against the retail giant in events across Iowa this week.

The company released a letter Tuesday to its 18, 000 Iowa employees, claiming that several politicians, elected leaders among them, would be wrong to criticize Wal-Mart’s wages and health benefits.

“We would never suggest to you how to vote, but we have an obligation to tell you when politicians are saying something about your company that isn’t true,” the letter reads...

... “We plan to make all of our roughly 18, 000 associates in Iowa aware of the misguided attacks aimed at scoring special-interest political points by playing politics with our company,” McAdam said. “We think elected officials should spend their time on real solutions to real challenges.”

Wal-Mart said it will begin sending “fact check” letters to its employees in other states, including more than 8, 000 in New Hampshire, nearly 27, 000 in South Carolina and more than 12, 000 employees in Nevada.

Funny how the Democrats and unions want to openly declare war against Wal-Mart. I think there will be considerable blowback if they keep this misguided campaign going.

The main issue is how many Wal-Mart employees are receiving Medicaid. Considering the strict income guidelines for Medicaid, the unions and Democrats are essentially declaring war on 70-and-80-something men and women who work a few hours a week greeting people at the door.

Wal-Mart employees have been asking for diplomacy.

And don't forget what a hypocrite Iowa Governor Tom Vilsack has been concerning Wal-Mart. Why, 20 years ago he wanted the Feds and State of Iowa to build them a 4-lane highway for the distribution center in the town in which he was mayor. And they did.

Pork Pork Pork Pork Pork

Jane Norman has a big article in today's Des Moines Register on earmarks and pork-barrel/deficit spending, including a sidebar listing a huge amount of Special Research Grants.

My favorite part:
There's also Iowa's own $50 million allocation in 2004 for a rain forest project that has yet to be built, obtained by Republican Sen. Charles Grassley and ridiculed by detractors as a "pork forest."

I've been calling Chuck Grassley a "fauxscal conservative" for some time. And, frankly, Tom Harkin isn't any better. Yet the Democrats always want to point deficit fingers at Jim Ross Nussle. Like they'd be any better. And I can't imagine Jeff Lameberti would be any different than Leonard Boswell when it comes to earmarks, if he got elected.

La Macchina



Don't miss The Real Sporer's post on Boss Hogg aka John Mauro.


Update: Sorry, I got John Mauro confused with J. Peterman from Seinfeld. Although some people get Mauro confused with Cliff Barnes from Dallas.

At least he doesn't look like Sorrell Booke.

UFOs Near Davenport?



This happened just over the border in Illinois, but the article is from the Quad City Times:
The crop circles at Jim Stahl’s farm appeared as they always do — out of nowhere.

Amid a 90-acre field of soybeans Stahl discovered the oddity Saturday morning. He called the Henry County Sheriff’s Department, he said, but wasn’t entirely sure what to say.

“I said, ‘This is not an emergency, but I think you might want to take a look,’” he said.

About 11 a.m. Saturday, Sheriff Gib Cady issued a news release, treating the mysterious appearance with levity.

“The Henry County Sheriff’s office is investigating some damage to soybeans west of Geneseo,” he said. “The damage was several circles in the middle of the soybean field with no obvious explanation.

“If anyone happens to see a UFO with attached soybeans, please contact Henry County Crime Stoppers.”

The scene was so bizarre, Cady said, that the responding deputy wasn’t sure how to handle it.

“He called me up and said, ‘I haven’t got a clue, and I don’t even know how to write the report,’” he said. “We joke about it, but we can’t explain it.

“There’s no path to the circles and no path from them,” he said. “There is just no sensible, reasonable, intelligent explanation for these things.”

Stahl had no explanation, either.

The five circles in his soybean field create a geometric pattern. Three of the circles are the same size — about 50 feet in diameter — and are connected like beans in a pod. The other two circles are half the size of the others and flank them on either side. They appear to be precisely the same distance from the main circle.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

An AP Story On Iowa-Centric Blogs That Fails To Mention State 29



Looks like all the notable Iowa-centric political blogs, at least according to AP writer Henry C. Jackson, either fall solely on the Left or the Right. That's what J-skool calls BALANCE.

Or they have a name on them or are written anonymously.

So no Iowa Ennui. No FromDC2Iowa. No Political Madman. No Mainstream Iowan. Yes, a couple of these are obvious Democrats, but they're not exactly beholden to the party line on all the issues.

And, you know, even Krusty isn't a "F.U., you want to kill babies!!!!!!" type of conservative. At least he doesn't come across that way. Unlike, say, the 4% of "principled" Republicans in Connecticut (roughly 56 people at last count) who think Alan Schlesinger actually has a chance of winning the Senate race there.

Jackson could have mentioned the two best politically-oriented blogs written regularly by members of the Iowa media: Kay Henderson's blog at Radio Iowa and Todd Dorman's Statehouse Snippets. But he didn't.

What I don't get is why the story mentioned Gordon Fischer's blog. Beyond the fact that nobody reads his blog and he spends his days posting comments all over Krusty's site, which is downright pathetic, what possible substance could anybody derive from reading that DNC Fax Machine mantra of dogma? The Political Forecast may be a very partisan Democrat, but at least he's entertaining. Gordon is not. Gordon is to political blogging what Ken Fuson is to humor.

Diplomacy Urged In The Democrats' War Against Wal-Mart

By Kyla Luckie, a Wal-Mart market manager in Mason City, and printed in the Des Moines Register:
When you live in Iowa, you get used to the political campaigns that descend upon the state every four years. I've seen the positive side of it all, as presidential candidates visit our coffee shops and shake hands with their supporters who line the streets.

Unfortunately, this year, I'm already seeing the negative side, as politicians jump aboard a union-funded bus tour to attack my company [Wal-Mart]...

...Instead of attacking us, these politicians should visit with us. They would learn what the working families that shop with us already know: We're a company in transformation. Wal-Mart has taken the initiative to provide solutions to the problems facing our communities.

For example, Wal-Mart offers affordable and accessible health benefits. Every Wal-Mart associate - both full-time and part-time - can become eligible for its health plans. This health insurance is available for as little as $11 in some areas and $23 anywhere in America. Some prescription drugs require as little as a $3 co-pay. These options have helped more than 150,000 uninsured Americans into company-sponsored health plans.

Cite all the facts and figures you want, Wal-Mart employees, but Tom Vilsack has sold Wal-Mart down the river after becoming best buddies with the Union Thugs and other moonbat Democrats.

Somebody should dig through old papers to find out how much Tom Vilsack helped out the Wal-Mart distribution center in Mount Pleasant when he was the town's Mayor, State Senator from the area, and even his early days as Governor. We already know he supported the Avenue Of The Saints as a way of expanding the distribution center, which now employs 1200. Find out how much in campaign contributions that Wal-Mart has given to Vilsack over the years.

Somebody should also do a followup on the 800-odd Wal-Mart employees in Iowa who get health care through Medicaid. I'll bet anything that at least 75% of these people (perhaps more) are of retirement age, work very few hours, yet still qualify.

You wouldn't want to do that, newspaper reporters, would you?

Interstate Deaths In Iowa, Part 1 & 2

From the Des Moines Register:
A single-vehicle car accident outside St. Charles this morning killed two people and injured one person, Iowa State Patrol officials said.

Gary Woods, 34, of Des Moines, and Roberto Uresti, of Des Moines, were killed when their car, traveling north on Interstate 35, lost control, left the roadway and hit a tree.

Woods and Uresti, both passengers in the vehicle, were not wearing seat belts, according to accident reports.

Lost control, hit a tree, and the two dead weren't wearing seat belts.

Please note this, media types, when you begin to author your next stupid and ill-researched article on the speed limit and road deaths in Iowa.

John Wellman Died

From the Des Moines Register:
John C. Wellman, 64, a well-known Des Moines defense lawyer died of a heart attack today.

Wellman was a stalwart champion for his clients’ interests and a fighter who overcame incredible adversity after being blinded in a hunting accident when he was 17.

John Wellman also put a lot of dangerous criminals back out on the streets. He got Loren Huss off. He got Donald "Hank" Anderson off on probation after he hit and killed a 10 year old boy with his car on the East side of Des Moines on November 17, 2004, and then drove off. He was the lawyer for Lee Castillo, the drug dealer who participated in a shootout with Des Moines police in May 2005 in a motel near the Des Moines Airport. He was the lawyer for William Carr, the deviant who was acquitted of the murder of homeless woman Robin Ridgeway but was later charged with the sexual assault of 13 year old Linda Williamson, who was found bludgeoned and drowned by the Des Moines River in 2000, and was later convicted of her murder. And many others.

I know Wellman was just doing his job as a public defender, but some of the people he got released or who ended up getting light sentences were very very bad.

Friday, August 18, 2006

State 29 Makes Best Of The Web

That's right. OpinionJournal.com's Best Of The Web, by James Taranto. And it was for the Wal-Mart post a few days ago that helped make aware of Tom Vilsack's previous support of the company when it was politically convenient for him.

Bonuses At Iowa Lottery

From the Des Moines Register:
Iowa Lottery workers will receive bonuses of nearly 6 percent of their
annual pay, the agency’s board decided this week.

The bonuses were called for under a compensation plan based on the amount of money the lottery sends to state coffers...

The bonuses, which total $385,710, will range from a few hundred dollars to about $7,700. They will be paid to 116 employees within about a month...

State Rep. Clel Baudler, a Greenfield Republican, was angered to learn of the lottery-workers’ bonuses. “This is getting absolutely ridiculous,” he said Friday.

Baudler plans to introduce a bill that would ban bonuses to anyone who works for a state agency or state-financed group. He was unimpressed with lottery leaders’ explanations that they have long offered bonuses as an incentive to spark more sales.

Baudler, a retired state trooper, wondered if the same rationale could be used for the State Patrol to offer bonuses if speeding tickets topped a certain level.

“If they write way more tickets should they get 10 percent bonuses? Is that how we want to run state government? I don’t think so.”

I'd actually like to see a law whereby if elected officials can't balance their budgets then they don't get paid. That would be a better motivator than bonuses. For sure.

Ed Fallon Still Supporting Ako Abdul-Samad?

From the Radio Iowa blog:
Ed Fallon sent out an email this am, saying he would be working for Democratic candidates on the ticket this fall, singling out Denise O'Brien and Chet Culver in the first paragraphs. Notable in the bottom of the email: Fallon listed Ako Abdul-Samad as one of the other Democratic candidates for whom he will continue to work.
I understand Ed Fallon going to bat for Denise O'Brien and Chet Culver, but he should seriously reconsider his support for Ako Abdul-Samad, especially in light of Ako's involvement with the CIETC and Creative Visions scandals.


Related: Former ISU Wide Receiver Jack Whitver To Run Against Ako Abdul-Samad

Bob Vander Plaats Needs A Brain Transplant



Hat tip to the Political Forecast for finding this one at Radio Iowa:
GOP lieutenant governor candidate Bob Vander Plaats says there’s a lack of “integrity” among Democrats on the controversy surrounding the Central Iowa Employment and Training Consortium where three top managers were paid lavish salaries and bonuses. “Our opponent supports the cover up and the secrecy and the greed of the current administration and what we’re watching down in Des Moines today,” Vander Plaats says.”
As the Forecast points out, Culver was the first Democratic Party official to call for Archie Brooks to resign.

Don't forget that the two Democrat heads of the Crime Families in Polk County (Attorney General Tom Miller and Polk County Attorney John Sarcone) banded together to "whack" Brooks.

This is just sheer stupidity on Vander Plaats's part in his attempt to make a partisan score. Has he even been following the CIETC scandal?

Clue to politicians: If you're not involved with the CIETC scandal, shut up and stay the hell away from it. Considering today's announcement of the discovery of phony bylaws that gave Brooks the ultimate authority to dish out bonuses, this scandal isn't even close to bottoming out.

The Register's Soapbox

Jeff Lamberti: Lamberti drew a crowd of about 50 people

Steve King: King wasn't a scheduled soapbox speaker; he delivered an impromptu speech to about 50 people after attending fellow Republican Jeff Lamberti's talk.

Denise O'Brien: About 25 people, including some family members, turned out to hear the 14-minute speech

Chet Culver: About 40 supporters and passers-by listened as Culver spoke for about 15 minutes.

Leonard Boswell: About a dozen sat listening while Boswell talked with another 20 or so people during his roughly 20-minute speech. When he was told he had only four or five minutes of time left to speak, Boswell joked, "Good grief, I've got four or five hours' worth."

Jim Ross Nussle: About a dozen supporters were listening when Nussle started, but the audience grew during his roughly 10-minute speech. Afterward Nussle joked that the interest from bystanders made him nervous. "I was kind of hoping people would just keep going," he said.

Michael Mauro: About 20 people assembled to listen

Bill Northey: About 25 supporters and passers-by listened

Tom Latham: Only eight people attended the speech at its start, but Latham steadily drew a crowd. About 35 people sat on straw bales and stood while Latham took several questions after his 14-minute speech.

Bruce Braley: About a dozen supporters, including Braley's mother, Marcia Braley, attended. Braley was running late, which prompted his mother to say: "I hope he's not speeding."

Selden Spencer: About a dozen supporters were listening as Spencer started speaking, although more stopped to listen during his 10-minute speech.

Joyce Schulte: Partly because of a light rain, Schulte had difficulty drawing a crowd. She managed to give a few people pause, but she didn't lure anyone to sit down and listen to her entire speech.

Dave Loebsack: Amid a heavy rain and then a lull, Loebsack struggled to draw a crowd beyond a few passers-by who stopped to listen for a few minutes.

Nussle Reacts To Culver Pension Fridge Raid

From the Des Moines Register:
Democratic candidate for governor Chet Culver on Thursday defended his plan to invest a portion of Iowa's public employee pension fund in venture capital aimed at Iowa companies

Er, it's not just Iowa companies. This is from Chet's own proposal:
I will propose legislation allowing the allocation of between 1 and 3 per cent of state employee pension funds to alternative “venture capital” investments in IT, and other high-technology, opportunities and establish an investment board similar to those in Pennsylvania and California to oversee the investments within guidelines established by the general assembly.

Back to the Register's story. As it turns out, the State is already investing some of IPERS into venture capital:
Today, about 1.6 percent of the Iowa Public Employees Retirement System's roughly $20.5 billion in assets is invested in venture capital.
There's a huge difference between a venture capital equities fund managed by professionals and what Chet Culver is proposing.

The Register, probably because they don't have much experience with such things (The Register used to have a worse retirement program for their employees than Enron did), can't figure out the difference between Fidelity Ventures or American Century Ventures and, say, the craps table.

Back to Chet Culver's proposal:
I will propose legislation allowing the allocation of between 1 and 3 per cent of state employee pension funds to alternative “venture capital” investments in IT, and other high-technology, opportunities and establish an investment board similar to those in Pennsylvania and California to oversee the investments within guidelines established by the general assembly.
It's one thing if a small portion of IPERS is invested in professionally-managed venture capital equities today. It's another thing if Chet Culver is going to get the bought-and-paid-for Iowa Legislature to draw up guidelines and (either the Legislature or Culver) appoint unaccountable people to the Board to mismanage it.

I can just imagine what kind of people Culver would appoint to the Board: The Friends Of Richard Trumka and other union thugs.

Back to the Register story. This is at the bottom:
Culver countered Nussle's attack by criticizing the eight-term congressman's support for President Bush's proposal to allow younger workers to invest a portion of their payroll taxes in private accounts. Culver has said that proposal would put the solvency of the federal Social Security program at risk.
So it's OK for Culver to appoint his union thug friends to a board to gamble with IPERS money, but it's not OK for people to be given the option of investing a portion of their Social Security, money that is already being raided to mask the true size of Jim Ross Nussle's deficit today?

CIETC Had Bogus Bylaws?


GED recipient and former $360,000-a-year CIETC head Ramona Cunningham with Senator Tom Harkin at the dedication of the "Tom Harkin Learning Center" at CIETC offices in October 20, 2004.

From the Des Moines Register:
Corporate bylaws giving Archie Brooks the sole authority to approve salaries and bonuses at the Central Iowa Employment and Training Consortium apparently are bogus, and those bylaws are likely to be the focus of a legislative inquiry next week...

One set of bylaws surfaced just after the scandal broke and give Brooks, then the board chairman, the authority to approve raises and bonuses at the agency. But there is no record of those bylaws ever being approved by the CIETC board, he said.

Wilson said the bylaws were given to Salmons by former CIETC executive Ramona Cunningham amid a storm of public controversy over her receipt of $366,000 in annual pay. Cunningham was fired shortly after her salary was made public.

"She provided a copy of bylaws to (Salmons) that contained this purported authorization for the chairman to set salaries and bonuses," Wilson said.

"But the last official set of bylaws was adopted in April of 2002 - and those bylaws do not have this unique, special provision in them."
If Cunningham, Brooks, and certainly others created bogus bylaws to justify the fleecing of the taxpayers, they should all go to prison for a very very long time.

And, oh yeah, we want our money back. Bitch.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

State 29 Has Been Freeped

Look at this.

Chet Culver Would Change Iowa's Official Language To Something Other Than English



From Radio Iowa:
Democratic gubernatorial candidate Chet Culver supports a repeal of the Iowa law that declares English the state's official language.
What's Chet proposing as a replacement? Klingon?

Polls indicate a majority of Americans -- and Iowans -- support laws designating English as the official language. Culver says he's willing to go against the majority view.
Right. That will be popular.

Culver says. "All of us are immigrants. My family came here in 1861. I'm a fifth-generation Iowan...
Chet's an immigrant, all right. From DC, the suburbs of Maryland, and Virginny, that is:
Chet Culver is the son of former US Senator John Culver. He was born in Washington, DC and attended school in suburban Maryland. After graduation Culver attended college at Virginia Polytechnic Institute & State University in Blacksburg, Virginia on a football scholarship, where he earned a B.A. in political science.
Yep, that's about as Iowan as it gets.

Back to the Radio Iowa story:
Nussle campaign spokeswoman Maria Comella says Culver's call for repealing the "official English" law shows he is "out of touch with Iowans." Nussle supports the law.
81% of Iowans want English to be the official language of Iowa. Good luck getting that repealed.

Even Democrat Ed Fallon said about the issue of repealing: "Let sleeping dogs lie."

Ah, you could have had Ed Fallon. Instead you got "native Iowan" Chet Culver.

Culver Wants To Raid The Pension Fridge Thanks To The AFL-CIO, Then Lies About It

Very important update below:




The Waterloo Courier has a story published today concerning AFL-CIO Secretary Treasurer Richard Trumka's speech at the Union Thug convention currently happening in Waterloo.

The story also has a line from Chet Culver about how everybody needs to "unite, lock arms, and come together" as if a group orgasm is going to help their cause.

Back to Trumka. It didn't take much Googling to discover that Richard Trumka is the driver behind the concept of using pension money to create venture capital funds that can invest in such "worker friendly" things as risky startups.

This is from the Heartland Labor Capital Network in late 2001:
While unions resent layoffs and jobs moved overseas, some are realizing their own retirement plans encourage these actions. As Walt Kelly's Pogo put it, "We have met the enemy and he is us." But labor is waking up to the power of its $7 trillion in worker pension funds and has formed a new alliance, the Heartland Labor Capital Network, to tap that power. As AFL-CIO Secretary-Treasurer Richard Trumka put it at the group's first conference in 1996, "There is no more important strategy for the labor movement than harnessing our pension funds…so we can stop our money from cutting our own throats."
The Real Sporer really framed it best when he pointed out the hypocisy of Democrats and union thugs not wanting to let individuals invest a portion of their own Social Security contributions, but it's OK for Democrats to take pension money and roll the dice on union-friendly "investments" and risky startups that are untouched by sensible venture capital firms.


Update:



Oh, but look at this in the Waterloo Courier:
Secretary of Chet Culver, a Democrat who's running for governor, Wednesday lashed out at Republican opponent Jim Nussle's criticism of his plan to use IPERS money to finance Iowa economic projects.

"I would never, as governor, put IPERS at risk and it's crazy to think that I would," Culver said.

Culver was speaking at the 50th annual convention of the Iowa Federation of Labor AFL-CIO. Monday, he outlined a plan to revitalize Iowa that included using IPERS money as venture capital, with a local match, to invest in high-tech companies starting in the state. Rep. Nussle, R-Iowa, soon after chided Culver for "playing craps" with the Iowa Public Employees' Retirement System.

Thankfully, the Political Forecast reprinted "Chet Culver’s Plan to Promote Iowa Small Businesses, Entrepreneurs, and Access to Capital" and it includes these sections:
9) Expanding Capital Availability for High-Tech Start-Ups...

(3) State pension funds need to invest in venture capital funds with a commitment to Iowa businesses. I will propose legislation allowing the allocation of between 1 and 3 per cent of state employee pension funds to alternative “venture capital” investments in IT, and other high-technology, opportunities and establish an investment board similar to those in Pennsylvania and California to oversee the investments within guidelines established by the general assembly.

That's a big fat whoppin' lie you uttered in Waterloo today, Chetty.

The Real Sporer On Chet Culver's Plan To Raid The IPERS Fridge



The Real Sporer:
After mimicking Jim Nussle to the point of literal plagiarism, Chet Culver came out swinging with his campaign's first original policy proposal. How short the memory, only a year ago Chet and almost all other Democrat leaders squarely opposed permitting taxpayers to invest two and one half percent of social security in a diversified portfolio of Blue Chip stocks and government bonds. Now Chet proposes investing the public pensions of every Iowa public employee, including his most loyal and left wing supporters in the ISEA, in start up ventures. This proposal came in a prepared policy statement so it was no slip of the tongue.
Ouch!

That's brilliant.

So's this:
Chet's proposal is a form of strange egalitarianism - give everyone a chance to participate in failure.

Chet Culver is going to regret ever coming up with this half-baked scam.


Update: Iowa Ennui parties with the rest of us on this issue.

Too bad none of the political columnists in newspapers have picked up on this. They're still going on about Archie Brooks, Joe Biden, and the Boswell-Lameberti debate.


Related: More on Chet Culver Wanting To Raid The Pension Fridge and Chet Culver Wants To Raid The Iowa Pension Fridge

Jew Haters In Iowa Get Back On Their Soapbox, Part 7



From the Des Moines Register's Young Adult Bored section:
U.S., British and Israeli forces are currently occupying parts of Afghanistan, Iraq, Lebanon, Palestine and Saudi Arabia. It is this military occupation, not Islamic fundamentalism, that is the root cause of terrorism against the West.

The so-called war on terror will never be won with military might alone. The 9/11 commission report even states, “The enemy rallies broad support in the Arab and Muslim world by demanding redress of political grievances.”

And the federal government’s Defense Science Board, in a 2004 document titled “Report of the Board of Defense Science Task Force on Strategic Communication” concluded that: “Muslims do not hate our freedom, but rather, they hate our policies. The overwhelming majority voice their objections to what they see as one-sided support in favor of Israel and against Palestinian rights, and the long-standing ... support for what Muslims collectively see as tyrannies ... Thus, when American public diplomacy talks about bringing democracy to Islamic societies, this is seen as no more than self-serving hypocrisy.”

—David Goodner, Iowa City
David Goodner, the Jew-hater from Iowa City who was recently published his anti-Semitic crap in the Iowa City Press-Citizen, comes right out and accuses Israel of occupying Palestine! You know what that's code for.

What sort of grievances do the Arab and Muslim world have with Western Civilization? Other than being against equal rights for women, in favor of honor killings, not having an Islamic theocrazy in the West, imposing separate Sharia Law for Muslims, and justifying the killing of "infidels" (Christians, Hindus, etc) and Jews?

You can just imagine what Goodner would have done during World War II. He would have moved back to the Motherland and spent his years firing up the ovens. Sieg Heil!

Buried At The Bottom Of Dateline Iowa

Finally, the Des Moines Register gets around to mentioning this:
A Cedar Rapids man who admitted taking nude pictures of teenage boys who participated in a Muslim youth program he started has been sentenced to 30 years in prison.

Abdel Mageed Fadl, 35, pleaded guilty to a federal sexual exploitation charge and was sentenced Monday in U.S. District Court.

Fadl, a Sudanese immigrant living legally in the United States since 2001, admitted in a plea agreement that he took the pictures of the boys and had sexual contact with four of them.

Related: Did you mean Abel midget fad? and Cedar Rapids Muslim Gets 30 Years For Sexual Abuse Of Boys And Child Pornography

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Hairplug Joe Biden Hates Wal-Mart Because They're Successful



From KCCI:
On Wednesday, Biden headlined a news conference for a movement called Wake Up Wal-Mart.

"My problem is that I don't see any indication they care about the fate of middle-class people," Biden said.

Why Wal-Mart? Biden said it's because the retailer is the biggest.

The movement that's backed by other prominent Democrats and labor leaders, claims the retail giant costs American taxpayers $1.2 billion a year when workers receive state-funded healthcare instead of healthcare provided by Wal-Mart.

"Wal-Mart provides its associates both full and part time with affordable health care, $23 a month. We're creating tens of thousands of jobs every year," said a Wal-Mart representative told NewsChannel 8 in a phone interview.

One of the Democrats who's jumping on the anti-Wal-Mart bandwagon is Governor Tom Vilsack, who's expected to shit all over Iowa's 18,000 Wal-Mart employees tomorrow at a speech in Waterloo at the union thug convention.

Vilsack, formerly the Mayor of Mount Pleasant (where Wal-Mart's only distribution center in Iowa is located) and later a State Senator from the area, was a driving force in bringing the Avenue Of The Saints through Mount Pleasant as a way to help out Wal-Mart.

Is any news media outlet going to mention this after Vilsack's speech tomorrow? I know some of you news people read this blog. How about asking Vilsack why he's such a hypocrite today?

Also, how about asking Vilsack if it's OK for a 70-or-80-something retiree to work less than 10 hours a week greeting people at the front doors of Wal-Mart and earning just enough to stay under the Medicaid limits? Because, you know, those are the rules. Maybe Tom Vilsack just doesn't want old people to work.


Update: As for Biden, he's just a has-been. But the Wake-Up Wal-Mart people sure have been good at milking the media, haven't they? It's not a big surprise, considering how many ultra-lefties work in the media biz. They hate Wal-Mart because it's fashionable, just like the Democrats. But the politicians who make hay against Wal-Mart are screwing themselves if they think they can whip up some sort of anti-corporate sentiment. Wal-Mart is popular with people. They like shopping there. And people want to work there. To politicize where the general public chooses to shop is low, tacky, and elitist. Democrats should expect severe blowback for this. What a stupid fucking move on their part.


Second update:




From Radio Iowa:
State Senator Jack Hatch, a Democrat from Des Moines, says Wal-Mart deserves the drubbing because taxpayers wind up providing many Wal-Mart workers with health insurance. "We don't think that a corporation as profitable as Wal-Mart should be using tax-supported dollars to provide health care to some of their employees," Hatch says. Hatch cites a state report which found about 900 Wal-Mart employees get state-paid Medicaid health insurance.
Is this it?

Is this the only thing they're going to bitch about?

Hey, Jack Hatch, Mr Mullethead, why don't you find out how many of the Wal-Mart employees qualifying for Medicaid are 65-or-above, retired, and pulling 10 hours or less a week standing at the front door, greeting customers, but still qualifying for Medicaid because that's the rules. Until then, shut up Hatch.

These are the same ass clowns who are bitching about the minimum wage. Please, please, please find me somebody who's not 15 years old, in college on some work-study job, some person with an IQ of 75 working at Goodwill, or is a current/former/future meth addict or child beater who is earning $7.25 an hour or below as their full-time main source of family income. Good luck finding that person.

Back to the Radio Iowa story:
Hatch, a current Democratic state legislator, says that's a "bogus" argument. "Wal-Mart is not a good citizen if they're asking the Iowa taxpayers to pay their health care bills for their employees. That's irresponsible," Hatch says.
You know what I don't like, Jack Hatch? I don't like the fact that you support the Iowa Values Fund, which is essentially giving the tax money of Iowa residents and businesses to big corporations like Wells Fargo. You're asking Iowa taxpayers to pay for Wells Fargo's profits. That's irresponsible. That's corporate welfare.

And, Hatch, where are you on Tyson's Fresh Meats, Casey's General Stores, and Hy-Vee, numbers 2, 3, and 4, respectively, on the list of Iowa employers with workers receiving Medicaid? Are you going to start throwing punches at Hy-Vee?

For years Democrats would get a virtual hard-on when it came to signing up anybody and everybody who qualified for some State or Federal program. All you had to do was qualify. In fact, they'd get upset if all the people who qualified didn't sign up! Food stamps, welfare, job training, energy assistance, free school lunches, Hawk-I health insurance for kids, WIC, and you name it.

Now, all of a sudden, because a bunch of old folks, 70-and-80-something retired folk on Social Security who want to get out a few hours a week at Wal-Mart to socialize, spread good cheer, and contribute their skills to the world while they're still alive and functioning - well, that's not OK. In fact, Wal-Mart is to blame, even if Great-Grandpa qualifies under the rules that these fucking politicians made up!!!

I just don't get it. Well, I do get it. The far-lefty moonbat Democrats are in a death spiral. They're like a kamikaze plane. They're like a suicide bomber. Get out of the way!

Des Moines School District Wants To Raise Everybody's Taxes



It's never enough, is it?

From WOI-TV
:
Last night, the school board set five wishes for the legislature to take up.

First, it asked for a statewide one cent sales tax that would be divided among schools based on the number of students.

The board also wants a six percent (6%) funding increase for Des Moines schools...

Don't those people have enough money from the 1% Local Option Sales Tax that passed by 43 votes on November 23, 1999? (PDF)

I think the Des Moines School Board sees the writing on the wall. The 1% option tax will never be renewed by voters in 2009 when it expires, mostly because everybody involved with the school district since 1999 completely lied about the way the money would be spent. The worst liar of them all was former Stupidertendent Eric Witherspoon, who threatened to close schools if the tax wasn't passed and closed them anyway after he got his money.

Mitigating factor: Stepin Fetchit CIETC board member and paperwork retard Ako Abdul-Samad was on the DM School Board.

A previous attempt to pass the option tax in 1996 failed spectacularly, 59% no to 41% yes, but lost by only 12 votes (out of 66,318) in March 1999.

Naturally, the DM School District wants all the lefty talking points these days: English as a Second Language courses (How about teaching it as a first course?) and all day pre-school for 3 and 4 year olds.

You know, how did Iowa manage to educate anybody before 1983? Before 1983, the sales tax in Iowa was 3%, gambling was limited to Bingo Night, and most working people could afford a middle class home without having to pay skyrocketing property taxes in order to support every greaseball Democrat's relatives in Polk County and pay corporate welfare to all the Friends Of Mike Blouin.

Yes, I'm kind of pissed off. You should be, too.

Former ISU Wide Receiver Jack Whitver To Run Against Ako Abdul-Samad



From the Des Moines Register:
A Republican opponent officially announced today his run against Ako Abdul-Samad of Des Moines for the Iowa Legislature.

Jack Whitver, 25, a former football player at Iowa State University, said he will attempt to keep his campaign focused on issues instead of the controversies that have surrounded Abdul-Samad’s role on the CIETC board and as the head of the Creative Visions nonprofit group...

...Jonathan Narcisse, President of the State of Black Iowa Initiative and a former Abdul-Samad supporter, is helping with Whitver’s campaign.

I know that others have reported Whitver's expected entry in the race a couple weeks ago.

FYI, Whitver completed his undergraduate degree in three years and was constantly on the Dean's List.

There's probably no seat more vulnerable to takeover in Iowa than House District 66, and it's all because of Ako Abdul-Samad's scandals.

If the Democratic Party Machine had a pair dangling between their legs, they would be pressuring Ako to bow out. Maybe the heads of the Crime Families (Attorney General Miller and Polk County Attorney Sarcone) can put the heat on Ako, a la they way they "whacked" Archie Brooks.

E85 Pump Opens In The Middle Of Nowhere

Updated:

From the Waterloo Courier:
Black Hawk County's first E85 pump is expected to be operating sometime next week.

East Central Iowa Cooperative, based in Hudson, is installing the pump and a 10,000-gallon above-ground tank to hold the fuel --- a blend of 85 percent ethanol and 15 percent gasoline. It will be located at the co-op's "cardtrol" fuel station on U.S. Highway 63 on the north end of Hudson. It is an unmanned facility, only accepting credit cards or a co-op charge card...

...The E85 pump is expected to be operating well before the Aug. 25 grand opening, and co-op general manager Dennis Maas said it is cause to celebrate. A few details still need to be set, but Maas said E85 will most likely be sold at a drastically reduced price that day.

The co-op will have the 45th E85 pump in the state, according to the Iowa Renewable Fuels Association. It received about $35,000 in matching grants to help pay for the project.

$35,000 in grants for an E85 pump in the middle of nowhere, some 10 miles outside of Waterloo?

I wonder what E85 will be selling for after the first day's "drastically reduced price" is history?


Update: From a reader who emailed the gas station and got back a couple of responses that I'll merge together:
We are having a Grand Opening on Friday August 25, 2006 9:00 am to 3:00 pm discounting E-85 during that time only. 11:00 am to 2:00 pm a lunch will be served and a special ceremony will happen at 1;00 pm.

Our regular price will be aprox. 2.47 per gallon. But 9 am till 3 pm we will sell E-85 for 85 cents per gallon with a limit of 20-25 gallons.
$2.47 a gallon isn't that great of a price, considering that unleaded in Waterloo is currently going for as little as $2.73 a gallon and E85 efficiency is 20% to 30% less than E10 gasohol or even 100% gasoline. But 85 cents a gallon and a free lunch sure kicks ass! If you have a FFV and are near Waterloo, go fill up on August 25th!

Did you mean Abel midget fad?

Update on August 17th: Finally



The Des Moines Register continues to ignore the story of 35 year old Abdel Mageed Fadl, a Muslim immigrant from Sudan who was recently sentenced in Federal court in Cedar Rapids to 30 years in prison for taking nude pictures of seven 13-17 year old boys and having sexual contact with four them.

As of today, there's still nothing in the Des Moines Register concerning the Fadl case. I also see nothing at Google News.

On August 6th, the Register printed stories about two men from Cedar Rapids who were charged with only possession of child pornography, as well as a teacher from Vinton who was charged with sexual relations with a student. The maximum prison time for these charges were far less than Fadl's imposed sentence.

Why is the Des Moines Register ignoring the story of Abdel Mageed Fadl? I think it's because the Register is afraid of publishing a negative story about Muslims. They'd never admit it. You know they're not unaware of the case if they're following other Federal child porn cases in the same area where Fadl's case was prosecuted.

If Fadl was a white Christian male or a Catholic priest or layperson, we'd be constantly reading stories. But bad Muslims? They get a pass from the anointed ultra-lefties running the Des Moines Register.

Des Moines Register Editorial Board Hates New Hospitals

The Register Editorial Board is basically saying about a proposed new Mercy Hospital to be built in West Des Moines: State law should be changed so that hospitals can't be built where the patients are living.

It's really all about protecting the Des Moines monopoly on hospitals and ensuring that health care is micromanaged by a bunch of politically-appointed idiots rather than - god forbid - the marketplace.

Maybe Iowa also needs a law so that monopoly corporate newspapers don't move most of their offices out of downtown Des Moines and out to south of the airport in a carved-out cornfield.


Related: Four New Hospitals For Iowa? Don't Bet On It (Nov 2005)

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Updated Technology For Reporting Hunting Kills In Iowa

From Radio Iowa:
The Iowa Department of Natural Resources will require all deer and turkey hunters to report their kills beginning this fall. Steve Roberts, a D-N-R wildlife biologist, says all turkey and deer hunters will be required to report by midnight the day after they take an animal.

Roberts says the D-N-R for years has asked hunters to fill out a postcard and send it in when they successfully complete a hunt. Roberts says over time the postcards have become cumbersome, and he says many hunters haven't filled out the cards. He says they hope the mandatory reporting will give them a better idea of how many animals have been killed to help the D-N-R do a better job of managing the animals...

...you can call in to the system and speak their responses into the phone, or report on-line...

Roberts says hunters who don't report face a fine -- but he doesn't anticipate that being a big problem. Roberts says the report is simple and should only take a couple of minutes. He says hunters can even call in from the field on a cellphone and report their kill.
Good luck finding cell phone coverage in the middle of some farm or remote area in places like Monroe County.

Actually, this is a welcome improvement over the postcards. And even if you're out of cell phone range for a while, eventually you get back into it and can make the call.

Contrast this to the way Iowa manages disclosure of political contributions to candidates. If you don't mind downloading and poring through hundreds of pages of hand-written PDFs to find out if some crooked person donated to somebody's campaign, Iowa's the place for you!

And yes, I know about FollowTheMoney's web site, but there's always a delay getting transcribed data to them and onto the web.

Cedar Rapids Muslim Gets 30 Years For Sexual Abuse Of Boys And Child Pornography

Update on August 17th: Finally



A reader from Hiawatha scanned and then transcribed this story from the Cedar Rapids Gazette after alerting me about it. I couldn't find anything on the wire or Google News concerning this case:
A man who took sexually explicit photos of boys he met through a program he started for Muslim youths was sentenced monday to the maximum 30 years on a federal sexual exploitation charge.

US District Judge Linda Reade said Abdel Mageed Fadl’s good reputation in the Cedar Rapids community may have given him access to the children he victimized.

Fadl, 35, a native of Sudan who has been legally living in Cedar Rapids since 2001, admitted in a plea agreement that he used a digital camera to take nude pictures of seven boys ages 13 to 17 and that he had sexual contact with four of them.

At his sentencing hearing in federal court in Cedar Rapids, Fadl said cultural differences kept him from realizing that taking the sexually explicit pictures of teen boys was illegal because 14-year olds are considered adults in his culture.

Once he realized his actions were wrong, he tried to wipe the images from his computer, Fadl said. He then gave the computer to the Islamic center. Later, the computer was given to police, and an expert was able to retrieve images of child pornography. Fadl was arrested after a 13-year-old boy told Cedar Rapids police in July 2005 that during a youth program for muslim boys at Fadl’s home, Fadl showed him pornography, took sexually explicit pictures and sexually abused him more than once.

When the boy told two others in the group, they said Fadl had done the same thing to them, according to court records.

The only thing I could find on the web concerning Abdel Mageed Fadl was this court document (PDF) concerning a motion to set aside a guilty plea.

NewsBank showed two previous stories in the Cedar Rapids Gazette in 2005 concerning this case. Nothing in the Des Moines Register.

I'm sure that if it was a white Christian man accused of sexually abusing multiple teenage boys and on trial for Federal charges of child pornography and then sentenced to 30 years in prison, we'd be reading a story or two about it in the Des Moines Register. There would also be multiple stories out on the web via the AP wire. Don't you think?

Here's a number of stories from the August 6th Dateline Iowa on the Des Moines Register web site that profile a teacher in Vinton who was accused of sexual relations with a high school girl. Scroll down and you'll see blurbs on two men from Cedar Rapids who are accused of having child porn on their computers. Neither of the two men charged with child porn in these stories are accused of actually sexually abusing minors, unlike Mr Abdel Mageed Fadl.

What's up with the Register? Are they intentionally ignoring the story of Abdel Mageed Fadl because he's Muslim?

Fauxscal Conservatives

The Tax Prof Blog via the Tax Update Blog:
Headline: State Tax Revenues Surged 7.7% in FY 2006, Eclipsed by 8.4% Spending Increase

For FY 2007, NCSL projects state tax revenues to increase 3.0% and spending to increase 7.6%.

I think the last fiscal conservative left a few years ago and turned out the light.

Now, all we're left with is fauxscal conservatives here in Iowa, like Chuck Grassley's $50 million in deficit-financed pork to buddy David Oman and his rainforest scam, and Jim Nussle, the earmark kingpin, who is the head of the House Deficit Committee.

Not that Democrats are any better. What sort of budget discipline have they demonstrated? Look at Vilsack proposing a 6.1% increase in spending this year when tax revenues in Iowa only went up 3.6% in the last budget year.

More on Chet Culver Wanting To Raid The Pension Fridge

Nicholas Johnson:
Whether it's TIFs, the "Iowa Values Fund," or dipping into pension funds, there is something terribly sad, ironic and tragic about the Republicans and Democrats alike who think the preferred path to economic growth and prosperity for all is the corporate state -- this blend of public money and private profit.
Amen.


Related: Chet Culver Wants To Raid The Iowa Pension Fridge and Reckless Chet Culver Wants To "Invest" State Pension Fund Money Into Startups

Ako Abdul-Samad Is Crappy With Paperwork



From the Des Moines Register:
Creative Visions, a nonprofit social services agency led by Ako Abdul-Samad, has been unable to produce files for nearly half of the people that agency workers said they helped over the past two years, city audits show...

...In addition, a former Creative Visions employee is alleging to Des Moines officials that some of the client files given to the city in past years were either false or the information in them was exaggerated. The former employee, whose identity was withheld under the city's whistle-blower policy, said Abdul-Samad knew about the alleged fabrications.

The whistle-blower made the same allegations to the Register late last week. The person asked for anonymity, citing fears for family safety...

...City records and interviews revealed that city employee Caroline Gathright was unable to contact any of the 24 Creative Visions clients that the city selected during the two audits. Gathright, who conducted the audit, said the city takes a random sample of at least 10 clients in each audit to verify that the clients exist.

On Monday, Gathright asked to change her comments to the Register. She said she was able to talk with four of the 24 clients. The change came less than two hours after the Register interviewed Abdul-Samad. Gathright said she had not talked with Abdul-Samad, even though he told the Register that he planned to contact Gathright when the interview was done.

Not good.

Looks like Ako Abdul-Samad will eventually be going to prison rather than the Iowa Legislature in Ed Fallon's old seat, or at least I hope Ako Abdul-Samad will be going to prison. That's where he belongs.


Update: Mainstream Iowan injects some humor into the scandal, at the expense of the Political Forecast:




Related: Ako Abdul-Samad Has A History Of Forgetting Things

Anti-Wal-Mart Kooks Plan Event With One-Time Wal-Mart Supporter Tom Vilsack

Two updates below:



From the AP's Mike Glover:
Activists are turning to Iowa this week as they drive a bus across the state to put pressure on Wal-Mart, which has been criticized for paying workers low wages and few benefits.

It's part of a 35-day tour in 19 states by Wake Up Wal-Mart, a union-based group formed last year that has criticized the retail giant's employment practices. The group plans to spend six days in Iowa...

...Organizers have planned events with Gov. Tom Vilsack, Sen. Evan Bayh, D-Ind., Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del., and Democratic New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson...

...Democratic candidate for Iowa governor Chet Culver and his running mate Patty Judge are also planning to join the group at events.

Is it suddenly fashionable for all Democrats to hate Wal-Mart?

By the way, do any of these union thugs and Democrat losers realize that Governor Tom Vilsack helped push through the Avenue Of The Saints highway solely to help out Wal-Mart's distribution center in Mount Pleasant, where he was Mayor and, later, a state representative:
The push for the Avenue of the Saints began about 1985 with a lobbying effort by southeast Iowa community leaders, who ultimately developed a broader coalition. One of the factors behind their campaign was to provide a better transportation network for Mount Pleasant's huge Wal-Mart distribution center. The company now employs 1,200 people and handles an estimated 3,500 trucks per week that serve Wal-Mart retail stores in several states...

Several politicians endorsed the Avenue of the Saints concept, including Mount Pleasant mayor (and future Iowa governor) Tom Vilsack

What a hypocrite.

What sort of baloney is Vilsack going to dish out in order to justify his current anti-Wal-Mart stance? It's not like Vilsack is ever moving back to Mount Pleasant to work at his daddy-in-law's old law firm and shop at the local Wal-Mart. Heck, no. No matter what happens, you can bet that Vilsack is moving on to the suburban DC area to be some cabinet flunky or a lobbyist and fill his belly with Beluga or Brie every night. Vilsack might as well be yelling "FORGET MOUNT PLEASANT!!!!" because if he opposes Wal-Mart then he opposes the distribution center that employs over 1200 people today and certainly helped contribute to his political career. What a douchebag.


Update: What are Chet Culver and Patty Judge doing by potentially alienating over 17,000 employees of Iowa's second-largest private employer?

I know what the anti-Wal-Mart kooks will complain about. It'll be the report that said 845 Wal-Mart employees in Iowa received health benefits from Medicaid last year. Well, have you been to a Wal-Mart lately? There's 63 Wal-Mart or Sam's Club stores throughout Iowa, along with the Tom Vilsack-assisted Distribution Center in Mount Pleasant, and I'm certain that a few of these stores have a very old person or twenty working less than 10 hours a week greeting people at the door or working somewhere within the store. That income is enough for them to head to the casino every other week and play the nickel slots, but it's not enough to disqualify them to not be on Medicaid.

Rules are rules, right? I guess some Democrats would rather automatically side with the Lyndon LaRouche crowd these days.


Second update: From the Des Moines Register:
Thursday, Gov. Tom Vilsack and New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson are scheduled to attend a similar event in Waterloo. That event is scheduled for 1 p.m. at the Five Sullivan Brothers Convention Center in downtown Waterloo.
Somebody want to take along a tape recorder?

Monday, August 14, 2006

Senator Tom Harkin Likes Breasts



From Nola.com:
U.S. Sen. Tom Harkin, D-Iowa, has proposed a law that would put warning labels on cans of formula emphasizing its inferiority to breast milk.

What a boob.

Chet Culver Wants To Raid The Iowa Pension Fridge



Over on Krusty's post concerning Nussle's response to Culver's plan to take upwards of $3.8 billion from State of Iowa pensioners and throw it away on speculative high-tech startups, former Iowa Democratic Cheerleader and DNC fax machine paper restocker Gordon R. Fischer said:
I thought "conservatives" believed in more privatization, not less. (Remember President Bush's failed Social Security scheme?).

But I guess conservatives attacking privatization makes almost as much sense as conservatives supporting the all time, big spender, budget buster, deficit creator in the history of the world -- Budget Chair Jim Nussle.

Budget Chair Nussle has no credibility of any kind on any fiscal issues.

What does privitization of Social Security have to do with Chet Culver's plan of taking upwards of $3.8 billion from retired State of Iowa employees and throwing it down the rathole of "high tech" startups that private venture capital funds won't touch?

Absolutely nothing.

Unlike Social Security, which has no assets, the Iowa Pension Fund actually has real money in it.

As far as venture capital funds go, the Legislature started the Iowa Agricultural Finance Corp and almost every "investment" has been a total dud (PDF).

If the State can't pick any winners in the friggin agricultural arena, how the hell do we expect them to pick any winners when it comes to technology?

Hey Gordon, I don't like Jim Ross Nussle either. I agree with you that his heading of the House Budget Committee has been disasterous. I also don't like that Mr Family Values divorced his wife and married a DC lobbyist. As far as I'm concerned, that's three strikes.

But you know what, Gordon? Ed Fallon would have never proposed such a ridiculously stupid scheme as Chet Culver did today.

I can also tell you this. If Jim Ross Nussle had come out and said Let's Take $3.8 Billion From The Iowa Pension Fund And Become The Next Sequoia Capital, the Gordon Fischers of the world would be howling at how the evil conservatives are trying to take money away from the poor old State workers and line the pockets of their rich buddies. That's guaranteed.

What complete intellectual dishonesty on the part of Gordon Fischer. He's nothing but a cheerleader anyway. And cheerleaders are happy whether the team is winning or getting their ass kicked.

Even the Political Madman thinks Culver's scheme is insane.

I wonder if any of the newspaper columnists around Iowa will write about this issue we've been talking about today here in blogland, or if they'll continue to sit around with their thumbs up their butts, babbling endlessly about assholes nobody cares about, like Joe Biden.

Reckless Chet Culver Wants To "Invest" State Pension Fund Money Into Startups

Update:

Second Update:




From the Des Moines Register:
Democratic candidate for governor Chet Culver, during a breakfast meeting with Des Moines area business leaders today, proposed measures aimed at encouraging small business growth in Iowa...

Speaking at a Greater Des Moines Partnership breakfast, he called for increasing spending for small business incubators around the state, to give more nascent companies a home during their start-up years.

Culver also proposed increasing available venture capital for start-up companies in part by creating a state-run fund to help businesses in sectors underrepresented by private firms.

Culver also suggested investing state pension dollars in venture capital funds that support Iowa businesses, especially high-tech companies.

This has to be one of the worst ideas ever proposed.

No pension fund money, especially for State workers, should ever be put at risk in startup ventures!

Pension fund money should be invested by professional money managers in profitable and established companies with good track records.

What kind of venture capital fund out there invests solely in Iowa businesses? There's a few (PDF), but isn't the idea of some private businesses being able to secure contracts with the State of Iowa in order to get access to State pension fund money a bad idea?

If a firm got a contract, they may be likely to put down money on riskier ventures, knowing full well that it's just a nameless/faceless pensioner's money that will be lost.

And what's the likelihood that a politically-connected individual, or perhaps some rich guy who doesn't want to risk his personal fortune, is able to get some money?

And you just know that David Oman and the con artists representing the Earthpork Rainforest scam will likely be all over this one.

Several years ago, the State of Iowa funded the Iowa Agricultural Finance Corp. It's been a disaster. Take a look at this PDF and what it "invested" in:
  • Rudi's Organic Bakery. $13 million. Failed and moved to Colorado.

  • Wildwood Harvest. $7.1 million. The company has never generated a profit.

  • ProdiGene. $6 million. No employees in Iowa. "Struggled" and was fined by the USDA.

  • Sioux-Preme Packing Company. $5 million. Profitable.

  • Iowa Quality Beef. $3 million. Shut down in 2004 and 540 employees laid off.

  • Ag Waste Recovery Systems. $150,000. No sales, no employees, and is considered an "idle corporation".
Nice track record.

I'd like to see the Culver apologists defend this stupid and reckless plan of his.


Update: Krusty noticed this, as well.


Second update: As I figured, the Political Forecast publishes the whole press release, which is good because it points out how irresponsible putting $1.26 to $3.78 BILLION of pension money in the hands of some politicized board is a recipe for disaster.

Supposedly in Massachusetts they've been able to shit gold with a similar scheme, although I would likely bet it's nothing more than a bunch of economic fluffing, a la the Iowa Corporate Welfare Fund.

IT. Hi-tech. Those are just code words for shovelling more taxpayer money into corrupt Clark McLeod's dirty pockets.

This caught my eye:
5) Establish Regional Small Business Training Alliances. Unfortunately, most customized job training programs target larger employers and do not meet the needs of many emerging businesses around the state. Many new employers in high-tech and other emerging industries, as well as more traditional industries that use high tech advances, are small operations; the economics of a small firm do not permit them to conduct their own training programs – but a consortium of small employers in industry clusters could jointly apply for training grants to fund industry specific training.
More CIETCs! Yes, just what Iowa needs!!!

And this:
Iowa can create and manage a venture capital fund, the primary focus of which would be economic development in areas that currently are underserved by private venture capital firms.
Hello? Iowa Agricultural Failure Corporation, anyone?

So politicians know better than people actually working at venture capital firms? Yes, politicians sure know how to pick the losers.

Nicholas Johnson on the Earthpark Business Plan

Former FCC Commish and and University of Iowa Visiting Professor of Law Nicholas Johnson dissects the Earthpark Business Plan:
There is now a document entitled Earthpark Business Plan (Des Moines: March 2006). So far as I know it is still not available from the Iowa Child Web site, nor otherwise generally available to the public and mass media...

...Since I have had the opportunity to examine it, I thought a few words of comment, a "book review" of sorts, might be useful to the citizens and public officials of those two cities as well as others.
If you've been following the rainforest project all these years, you already know a lot of it. But, as always, Johnson raises a lot of important questions along the way.

Minimum Wage Non-Debate

Today the Des Moines Register has a big point/counterpoint on the subject of raising minimum wage in Iowa.

Why bother debating the issue?

"Sweaty" Chet Culver and Jim "Ross" Nussle are both for raising it.

It's an easy vote for politicians because practically nobody is earning the minimum wage.

You know who's earning less than $7.25 an hour in Iowa? Meth addicts and child beaters. And a whole bunch of high school or college kids working part-time. That's it.

So go ahead and give those 15 year olds and career criminals a raise. They've earned it.

A Political Forecast

For the record, I had to note this prediction from the Political Forecast concerning the Loserman-Lamont/Soros/Kos race in Connecticult:
David Yepsen doesn’t get it. Neither does the punditocracy. Come November, I believe they will proven wrong, and then maybe they’ll do some real reflection on how they were so wrong.

Lamont isn't exactly getting a bounce:
Rasmussen has filed the first post-primary poll out of Connecticut. Sen. Joseph Lieberman, 46 percent; Ned Lamont, 41 percent; Alan Schlesinger (the GOP candidate) 6 percent.

Lamont now sounds paranoid and thin-skinned, but considering that most of the people supporting him are Kossacks and friends of billionaire currency manipulator George Soros, it's not surprising.

Put puppets like Ned Lamont in charge of security and the USA will surely have Islam-certified peroxide bombs exploding all over the place.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Legacies



The New York Times has a profile on both Evan Bayh and Chet Culver in their Sunday edition.

Bayh sure seems to be a little too eager to craft his political persona as that of some sort of undefinable (yet still Democrat) moderate.

I forgot that both Birch Bayh and John Culver lost their Senate re-election bids in 1980; Bayh to Dan Quayle and Culver to Chuck Grassley.

Then I noticed this in the article:
The elder Mr. Bayh, now a 78-year-old lawyer and lobbyist in Washington...

This made me think: "Whatever happened to John Culver?" Big surprise here:
Culver currently practices law in Washington, D.C. and lives in Bethesda, Maryland

Don't they all?

Legacies seem to be everywhere.

In Missouri, you see the continuation of the Blunt dy-nasty.

In Kansas, where I live, the governor, Kathleen Sebelius, is the daughter of former Ohio governor John J. Gilligan. Her husband Gary Sebelius is a federal magistrate judge and the son of former U.S. Representative Keith Sebelius.

As you can deduce from the tone of this post, I don't like legacies from either party. Same thing with the President. I know it's perfectly legal, but they all seem too inbred and too interconnected for my tastes.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Three Of Those Missing Egyptian Students Arrested In Des Moines

From the New York Times/AP:
Nine of the 11 Egyptian exchange students who recently entered the United States and failed to appear at their college program in Montana were in custody after three were arrested on Friday in Des Moines, officials said.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents tracked the three students from New York to San Francisco to Des Moines. They were arrested without incident on administrative immigration violations.

The three were Ahmed Refaat Saad El Moghazi El Laket, 19; Mohamed Ibrahim El Sayed El Moghazy, 20; and Moustafa Wagdy Moustafa El Gafary, 18.

The students were to attend a monthlong program at Montana State University in Bozeman. A group of 17 students arrived in New York on July 29. Six reported to Bozeman on time.

After Montana State repeatedly tried to contact the missing students, it notified officials at the Department of Homeland Security and registered the Egyptians as no-shows in a system to track foreign students that was developed after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

None of the students are considered a terrorism risk.
Right, none of them are considered a terrorism risk.

You know what most Americans are saying?

Bull. Shit.

I'll tell you this. I'll take Juan Valdez coming to the US illegally to fix roofs, pick melons, or slaughter pigs over a bunch of Mohammed-named Islamic punks "legally" coming to Montana for a month under the guise of learning English and then failing to report and spend their time messing around the country.

Can we torture them? I'm serious.


Update: This from KCCI via the AP:
After a national manhunt, three Egyptian exchange students who came to the U.S. for a summer course in Montana but never showed up for classes were arrested in Des Moines on Friday.

Others were picked up earlier in New Jersey, Maryland, Chicago and Minnesota.
Gee, that's kind of amazing how a bunch of "students" from Egypt, most with "Mohammed" as a name, and who were supposed to be learning English in Montana, ended up being spread around the country.

Torture them. I'm serious.

And torture the "immigration officials" who say that these "students" aren't a terrorism risk. Better yet, fire their asses.

Breck Girl Would Cut And Run



Here's what President John Edwards would do in Iraq:
Edwards said he would immediately withdraw 40,000 troops, then call on military leaders to draw up a timetable for a gradual pullout that would take 12 to 18 months.
In other words, stretch the military so thin that the insurgents and Islamofascist terrorists from other countries have better targets.

He said other countries in the region might be willing to help stabilize Iraq, but not if "we're an occupying force there. Even if they wanted to, they couldn't politically, because their people are so opposed to what we're doing."
What other countries in the region? Iran? Syria? Saudi Arabia? Egypt? France? Come on.

Edwards earned one of his loudest cheers in Fort Dodge when he told the group that Americans might have to sacrifice and pay more for fuel to end the country's dependence on foreign oil.

"It's time to ask the country to be patriotic again, patriotic about something other than war," he said.
So it's patriotic to pay more for gas? Who gets that money? Certainly not the evil oil companies. Certainly not the gas station operator. Who's left? That's right: Big Fat Goverment.

Paying more for gasoline will end our dependence on foreign oil? Put down the crack pipe, Johnny Boy. Ending our dependence on foreign oil can be done by drilling more, increasing fuel economy standards, encouraging the development of more efficient alternative fuels like bio-diesel and ethanol from switchgrass, and making more plug-in electric hybrid vehicles.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Chet Culver + Free Food = Big Problems



From the Dunlap Reporter:
U.S. Senator Tom Harkin will host a barbecue Sunday, Aug. 20, in Dunlap City Park that will afford an opportunity for residents to meet Democratic Party candidate for governor Chet Culver.

Serving of free barbecue will begin at noon and the event is scheduled to last until 2 p.m. There will be live entertainment and free will donations to the Culver campaign are encouraged.

The event is sponsored by the Schaben families of Dunlap.

Could somebody in the Omaha area please take a video or still camera along in order to get movies or pics of Chet eating.

Please? Pretty please???

I bet Chet could out-eat Takeru Kobayashi.

I Got My Cox Confused



From the Des Moines Register:
The Des Moines Catholic Diocese has received a $5,000 grant to raise awareness of the implications of climate change to society.

The Catholic Church teaches that people need to respect all of God's creation, including the world we live in, according to Ann Marie Cox, a spokeswoman for the diocese.

Ann Marie Cox?

Isn't that the former high priestess of assfucking, the columnist formerly-known-as-Wonkette?

Oh, sorry, I got Ann Marie Cox confused with Ana Marie Cox, former Suck editor, the original Wonkette, unsuccessful but well-paid author, and now-editor at AOLTimeWhatever.

Sorry about that. My bad. At least I didn't get her confused with dead porn star Anna Malle, an Iowa native who got fucked in the ass for a living!

Bruce Braley Drew A Crowd Of 12 Including His Mother



From the Des Moines Register:
Bruce Braley, a Democratic candidate for the U.S. House, opened The Des Moines Register's political "soapbox" at the Iowa State Fair on Thursday, calling for troop reductions in Iraq and a sharper focus on bread-and-butter issues important to Iowa seniors...

Crowd: About a dozen supporters, including Braley's mother, Marcia Braley, attended. Braley was running late, which prompted his mother to say: "I hope he's not speeding."
Braley's had five speeding tickets over the past 15 years or so, and most were 6-10 mph over the post limit. The recent one was in July 2005. Not a big deal.

12 supporters, including his mother, is a poor turnout, but then the Iowa State Fair is held in Des Moines, a considerable distance from the 1st District. And who's going to the fair to hear some politician talk? It's understandable why Mod Whalen skipped it. Maybe Mod's busy working on his web site.

Grandma's Body Cavity Search

Updated below:


From the Des Moines Register on the latest airline restrictions:
Roy Criss, an airport spokesman, said no liquids or gels will be allowed in carry-on bags, hands or pockets. Baby formula will be allowed, but shampoo, toothpaste and other such items must be carried in checked baggage.

"Medications are OK, but the name on the bottle must match the identification" of the passenger, Criss said.

All travelers will be required to remove their shoes.
How about pulling all the Islamofascist-looking and burqa-wearing types aside and performing a full body cavity search on them instead of bothering Grandma flying to Las Vegas or a bunch of high school kids on a trip?

Also, wouldn't it be something if US-government initiated electronic survelliance or warrantless wiretapping, particularly the kind bitched about by certain progressives, played a part in helping to track or crack the suspected airline bombers in London and any comrades stationed in the United States?


Update: Life could be worse. You could be this chick, a lefty Vermont hippie attempting to fly from Portland, OR to Manchester, NH a couple weeks ago. The only people who end up being nice to her are the three.... well, just read it.


Further Update: Thanks to the reader who sent this link along. Lots of good points in this opinion piece. Ted Kennedy, gee whiz, when's he going to just die?

Jim Ross Nussle Loves The Smell Of Pig Poop In The Morning



Kay Henderson's Radio Iowa blog has a transcript of Jim Ross Nussle's banter with reporters concerning the whole Hog Lot Czar Vonk issue.

First of all, I don't know if agree that the whole Hog Lot Czar Vonk thing is such a great idea. I suppose it's better than what the neighbors of factory hog lots and those downstream of poop spills have to deal with now. But can you trust a single person with this authority? What if this person basically becomes a bought-and-paid-for tool of the hog lot operators?

As for Jim Ross Nussle, he's against Hog Lot Czar Vonk, but prefaces it in this manner:
Q: In your speech, you talked about Iowa's God-given resources. One of the growing controversies, esp. near the Great Lakes region and Clear Lake has been the location of hog lots. What should be the state's strategy when farmers locate a big animal confinement near a tourist area?

Jim Nussle: "Well, we have a state strategy. We have a state law. We have regulations in place and I believe they should be meted out with consistency, with predictability. They should be done based on science and not only based on emotion which oftentimes I think it is done. Certainly, there are some important areas and that can be taken into consideration with the standards that we have.

Blah blah blah blah blah, get to the point:
I also don't believe that we should give one person the ultimate right, without any supervision by the legislature or the governor, having a czar in a situation like this which is what I think director discretion gives you doesn't give any kind of predictability or consistency if in fact you want to be the kind of state that wants to have a responsible livestock industry and I want Iowa to have a responsible livestock industry and that can be done under the standards that we have and the way they are applied currently."
The problem with Jim Ross Nussle is that he doesn't seem to come up with much of a solution other than: throw it back to the Legislature. Maybe that's appropriate, although considering how most everybody in the Iowa Legislature is bought by special interests then maybe it isn't. Maybe the Hog Lot Czar Vonk thing is good enough for now until head of the DNR becomes a corporate tool or starts accepting bribes.

But how about Jim Ross Nussle taking some initiative and coming up with an idea on his own? How about throwing a bone to the neighbors whose property values decline because a massive, shit-smelling factory farm with thousands of pigs is right next door? How about at least trying to sound sensitive to environmental concerns? Is it that hard to do?

Rock In Deception

Michael Sharp, the CPA who has been involved with the accounting of Rock In Prevention over the past ten years, writes a defense of the taxpayer-soaking program in a Register opinion piece today.

No word from the bean counter as to the effectiveness of Rock In Prevention, which has cost taxpayers over $1.3 million in recent years. But I guess we have a corruptable ISU Internal Review Board to pay $298,000 for all that.


Related: Rock In Prevention

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Casey "The Fiance" Frederiksen Gets 14 Years For Child Porn

From the Des Moines Register:
A man who acted as a stepfather figure to 5-year-old Evelyn Miller before she was murdered in July 2005 was sentenced today to 14 years in federal prison for downloading hundreds of images of child pornography.

Casey Frederiksen, 27, received the longest sentence allowed as part of a plea agreement he signed with federal prosecutors.

U.S. District Judge Linda Reade said during a hearing this afternoon in Cedar Rapids that she imposed the 14-year term because of a 1992 incident in which Frederiksen assaulted a 6-year-old girl when he was 13 and because Frederiksen had more than 600 images of graphic pornography on his computer hard drive...

...Frederiksen pleaded guilty in February to three felony child pornography counts, admitting that he downloaded more than 600 photographs and video clips off the Internet that featured sex with children who were 12 and younger...

...Asst. U.S. Attorney Sean Berry said Frederiksen's computer held 1,600 images of child pornography, including a 13-minute video showing a prepubescent child being sexually abused.

Somebody like that should never get out.

If we're lucky, maybe somebody will "take care" of Frederiksen once and for all. Although it's likely he'll be separated from any general population and will spend his time in solitary.

Disproportionate Response



How about that Political Forecast?

For rebuttal he agrees with the words of one "Rexusnexus" who, it seems, thinks that when presented with quotes by Democrats from the late 1990s and up until 2003 concerning Saddam Hussein and WMDs, calls presenting such truthful quotage "pitiful" and "idiotic."

Then, Mr Rexusnexus drops one of the obvious code-phases employed only by Jew-haters to describe Isreal's (sic) response to the terrorist group Hezbollah:

"Disproportionate Response"

All because I criticized Bruce Braley's response to Ned Lamont's victory in the Dem CT primary over Joe Loserman?

All because I pointed out that Bruce Braley's policies on Iraq amount to the following (and in the same order as Braley lists them):
  1. Investigating Halliburton.
  2. Cutting and running from the Iraqi people.
  3. Still beating that dead horse from 2003: body armor for soldiers.
Talk about pitiful and idiotic. That's Bruce Braley's views on Iraq! That's it!

And I couldn't find anything concerning Braley's views on Isreal (sic). Not one thing. Does he have any views on Isreal (sic), Rexusnexus?

Or does Bruce Braley and the other members of the self-anointed "progressive" cult of Democrats prefer to initiate dialogue with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Is that your foreign policy? Talking to a man who wants to "wipe Isreal (sic) off the map"?

Then I'm asked why I don't email the Braley campaign my questions about Israel. First of all, I don't live in the 1st District. I don't even live in Iowa. Besides, if I email the Braley campaign about Israel, I'm liable to get a bunch of DNC talking points from 2003 about health care. Then I'm stuck on the guy's mailing list forever, which is sort of like having Herpes Simplex 10.

And I have no idea what Republican Mod Whalen's views are on the same issue since the guy can't be bothered to update his shitty web site.

Listen, I understand what Bruce Braley is doing. He's jumping on board the Ned Lamont bandwagon like every other DNC flunky, trained seal, and barking moonbat. It's party unity politics. But as a Congressional candidate, Braley has to be able to answer a variety of serious foreign policy questions. These sorts of issues come to a vote every now and then. When Braley's biggest concern on the Iraq war is investigating Halliburton, that's amateur hour. That's lame ass shit.

Lieberman-Hater Bruce Braley Gets Back On His Soapbox - Literally

Updated below:




From the Des Moines Register:
Democratic candidate for Congress Bruce Braley said today that Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman's defeat in the Democratic primary Tuesday means progressive Democrats are invigorated to shape the party's message heading into the November mid-term elections.

"I think it sends a message that progressive Democrats are working hard to shape the vision of this party and help elect candidates who share a vision for this country that's dramatically different from" the Bush administration, the Waterloo lawyer said... while speaking at The Des Moines Register's political "soap box," a standing feature at the fair, which opened today.
Don't count your chickens, Moonbat Bruce. Joe Loserman plans to run as an independent in a state where 2/3s of the registered voters are either independent or Republican and where he received over 48% of the primary vote.

Also, is being for the enforcement of UN Security Council Resolutions against Iraq not an issue that progressives support?

Is Bruce Braley a pro-terrorist, pro-dictator, pro-ignore-UN-resolutions, and anti-Israel kind of candidate? Sure sounds that way to me.


Update: I just knew I would piss off the Political Forecast:
Who the fuck spouts this shit with seriousness and thinks of himself as adding something worthy to the discussion?

What Bruce Braley supports is honest integrity in leadership and a committment to action based on truth, facts, and the protection of the American people. Saddam Hussein is gone and that’s a good thing. We enforced UN resolutions by finding out the hard way that Saddam Hussein had no WMD — something we already knew but were lied to about before the war.

Ummmmm, what were those quotes again?
"[W]e urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq's refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs." -- From a letter signed by Joe Lieberman, Dianne Feinstein, Barbara A. Milulski, Tom Daschle, & John Kerry among others on October 9, 1998

"Whereas Iraq has consistently breached its cease-fire agreement between Iraq and the United States, entered into on March 3, 1991, by failing to dismantle its weapons of mass destruction program, and refusing to permit monitoring and verification by United Nations inspections; Whereas Iraq has developed weapons of mass destruction, including chemical and biological capabilities, and has made positive progress toward developing nuclear weapons capabilities" -- From a joint resolution submitted by Tom Harkin and Arlen Specter on July 18, 2002

"Saddam's goal ... is to achieve the lifting of U.N. sanctions while retaining and enhancing Iraq's weapons of mass destruction programs. We cannot, we must not and we will not let him succeed." -- Madeline Albright, 1998

"(Saddam) will rebuild his arsenal of weapons of mass destruction and some day, some way, I am certain he will use that arsenal again, as he has 10 times since 1983" -- National Security Adviser Sandy Berger, Feb 18, 1998

"Iraq made commitments after the Gulf War to completely dismantle all weapons of mass destruction, and unfortunately, Iraq has not lived up to its agreement." -- Barbara Boxer, November 8, 2002

"The last UN weapons inspectors left Iraq in October of 1998. We are confident that Saddam Hussein retained some stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons, and that he has since embarked on a crash course to build up his chemical and biological warfare capability. Intelligence reports also indicate that he is seeking nuclear weapons, but has not yet achieved nuclear capability." -- Robert Byrd, October 2002

"There's no question that Saddam Hussein is a threat... Yes, he has chemical and biological weapons. He's had those for a long time. But the United States right now is on a very much different defensive posture than we were before September 11th of 2001... He is, as far as we know, actively pursuing nuclear capabilities, though he doesn't have nuclear warheads yet. If he were to acquire nuclear weapons, I think our friends in the region would face greatly increased risks as would we." -- Wesley Clark on September 26, 2002

"The community of nations may see more and more of the very kind of threat Iraq poses now: a rogue state with weapons of mass destruction, ready to use them or provide them to terrorists. If we fail to respond today, Saddam and all those who would follow in his footsteps will be emboldened tomorrow." -- Bill Clinton in 1998

"In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including Al Qaeda members, though there is apparently no evidence of his involvement in the terrible events of September 11, 2001. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons. Should he succeed in that endeavor, he could alter the political and security landscape of the Middle East, which as we know all too well affects American security." -- Hillary Clinton, October 10, 2002

"Saddam Hussein's regime represents a grave threat to America and our allies, including our vital ally, Israel. For more than two decades, Saddam Hussein has sought weapons of mass destruction through every available means. We know that he has chemical and biological weapons. He has already used them against his neighbors and his own people, and is trying to build more. We know that he is doing everything he can to build nuclear weapons, and we know that each day he gets closer to achieving that goal." -- John Edwards, Oct 10, 2002

"Iraq does pose a serious threat to the stability of the Persian Gulf and we should organize an international coalition to eliminate his access to weapons of mass destruction. Iraq's search for weapons of mass destruction has proven impossible to completely deter and we should assume that it will continue for as long as Saddam is in power." -- Al Gore, 2002

"We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction." -- Ted Kennedy, September 27, 2002

"I will be voting to give the president of the United States the authority to use force - if necessary - to disarm Saddam Hussein because I believe that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his hands is a real and grave threat to our security." -- John F. Kerry, Oct 2002

And what does Bruce Braley want to do with Iraq? This is from Bruce Braley's web site:
Investigate Fraud and Abuse in Iraq. We need a Congress that will use its investigative powers to look at the no-bid contracts for Halliburton, how $9 billion in US government cash went missing in Iraq while our troops went without the body armor they need to do their jobs safely, and what role oil companies are playing in Iraq.

Turn the Fighting Over to the Iraqis. Bruce believes that it is time to turn over the fighting to the Iraqis—our troops have done their job. The President needs to develop an exit strategy that includes some sort of timetable for bringing our brave troops home.

Ensure Our Troops Have the Body Armor They Need. Bruce believes that while our troops are abroad and in harm’s way, every measure should to be taken to ensure their safety. We should fully fund programs that provide body armor and armored vehicles to our troops. This need has long-been overlooked in Washington.
And that's it.

That's it!

Talk about lame ass.

More body armor. I swear. Is Bruce Braley's fax machine stuck in 2003?

Bruce Braley might as well say:
I will abandon the Iraqi people as they make the transition from dictatorship to democracy so that terrorist insurgents can come in with radical Islamofascism and create more mass graves.

I will make political hay against Republicans (and some Democrats) while appeasing that Holocaust-denying, Jew-hating, lunatic head of Iran who wants to "wipe Israel off the map."

I have no idea what the hell to do, except find out who to sue.

Back to the Forecast's rant:
And where does State 29 get off calling Braley ‘anti-Israel’ after his statement supporting Lamont as the Democratic nominee from Connecticut (as all elected Democrats should)?
What's Bruce Braley's position on Israel, especially concerning their ability to defend themselves against and root out the terrorist organization Hezbollah? Good luck finding that out. I couldn't. We know where Joe stands on Israel.

The Internet Is A Series Of Tubes



So the State of Iowa has money to create an Iowa DOT archival photo portal of ancient glass slides and the Iowa Legislature has scanned every last bit of worthless legislation back to 1953 and Official Registers back to 1860.

But if you're a candidate running for public office in 2006 then you have to log your campaign contributions by pen and paper using technology that was antiquated in 1995.

Heck, even the Polk County Jail has a database where you can easily look up the latest Hoosegow Honey. Why can't it be the same way with campaign contributions?

Iowa Legislature Hertiage Digital Collection

The Iowa Legislature Heritage Digital Collection aka the Red Book, is available via the web and is searchable for legislation back to 1953.

Chet Culver Is Pregnant

Recent photos of Chet Culver:



And here's Chet "Atkins" as we once knew him:

F Nader Update



From the Des Moines Register:
State highway officials are setting up a roadblock of sorts for John Miller, a Boone man whose sporty 1966 Chevrolet Corvair has personalized plates that say, "F NADER."

The Iowa Department of Transportation plans to send a letter to Miller advising him the license plates will be revoked within 10 days because of the objectionable combination of letters, said Andrew Lewis, the DOT's assistant director of vehicle services.

State officials contend the "F" is shorthand for a four-letter vulgarity aimed at consumer advocate Ralph Nader. Nader wrote a 1965 book, "Unsafe at Any Speed," that criticized the safety of American autos, citing General Motors' Corvair as an example.

Since the controversy over Miller's plate erupted in May, the issue has been debated extensively on Internet sites and blogs for vintage car owners. Miller said he even received a phone call from talk-show host Jay Leno, a car buff who had heard about the plate debate.

"This political correctness, or whatever you want to call it, is really getting sad," Miller said...

...The American Civil Liberties Union of Iowa plans to represent Miller in his administrative appeal, said Randall Wilson, the organization's legal director.
That's funny.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

From Blog Entry To Newspaper Column

Nicholas Johnson's FromDC2Iowa blog:
In this morning's (August 9) entry, "To Riverside, With Love," I note that an earlier entry, "Caution: Wide Load, Rain Forest Ahead," August 7, "has now been expanded into a Press-Citizen column."

A trivial matter by most standards, from another perspective it represents an illustration of one of those historical turning points that come along from time to time.

What am I talking about? I'm talking about the fact that, and the way by which, a blog entry became a mainstream media column. It turns out that the Iowa City Press-Citizen's opinion page editor, Jeff Charis-Carlson, reads blogs. It was he who decided that "Caution: Wide Load, Rain Forest Ahead" might make a good column for the paper. He emailed me, and two days later there it was in print.

This, folks, is new. The bloggers have long played the role of "the people's journalism review," reading and commenting upon the mainstream media. But increasingly the flow, the interweaving, is going the other direction as well.

He's right, this is new.

And, as Martha Stewart says, "It's a Good Thing!"

Fantasy Island



From the Waterloo Courier:
A district court judge has ordered the Waterloo Board of Adjustment to grant a permit that would establish a nude juice bar within the city.

The board had turned down Earl Baugh Sr.'s request for a special-use permit to allow an adult business at 1850 W. Airline Highway in July 2005...

He said the juice bar, which won't serve alcohol but will allow patrons to bring their own, could be in operation within 24 hours of getting the permit.

The facility, called Fantasy Island, currently has a store and bikini-clad dancers, but Baugh expects more business with the permit.

Don't forget to read the comments at the bottom of the news article.


Related: Nude Juice Bar Coming To Waterloo?

Staged Photos In Iowa Newspapers



A very earnest reader from Hiawatha emailed to say that his local paper (Cedar Rapids Gazette) had printed an obviously staged photo in today's edition. Normally I let such tips slide if I can't confirm them via internet editions of newspapers, but the guy accompanied his email with a 5 megabyte scan of part of the page.

It didn't take long to find the photo on the internet (via Yahoo) and I preserved it thanks to Flickr. Here's part of the caption:
A Palestinian militant fires toward Israeli troops during an arrest raid in the West Bank village of Qabatiyeh near Jenin, Tuesday, Aug. 8, 2006.
It's not faked, but it certainly looks staged. If the militant is shooting at Israeli troops, why are there five young men and children, unarmed, standing right next to him?

Also, observe where the photographer is standing in relation to where the militant is pointing and firing his US-sourced-and-paid-for M16. The photographer would probably be placed in the line of return fire. The only logical conclusion is that the picture is staged.


Update: Some comments at Little Green Footballs:
This is SO-O-O-O staged. Rambo up front hasn't seen an Israeli in days. He's been down at the hookah telling his buddies what a bad-ass he is. Yeah, I'm the reason the Jews won't come to this town...

James Van Allen Died



Stories at the Des Moines Register, and Cedar Rapids Gazette.

More on James Van Allen at Wikipedia.

And don't forget to read up on the Van Allen Radiation Belts.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Priorities

From today's Des Moines Register:
Iowa State University President Gregory Geoffroy’s total compensation will increase this year to just below $400,000.

The Iowa Board of Regents voted this morning to raise Geoffroy’s $307,920 base salary by 5 percent, or $15,396, to $323,316 for 2006-07.

Geoffroy’s deferred compensation package, which he collects if he stays until 2010, will increase by $15,000 to $75,000 a year.

And this from the August 6th Des Moines Register:
Iowa football coach Kirk Ferentz created a buzz this summer when his new contract, worth a guaranteed $2.7 million annually...

...“It won’t affect me at all,” Ferentz said last week.

And finally, from the August 4th Iowa City Press-Citizen:
Substitute teachers in the Iowa City School District are set to receive a $5 a day pay raise, the first such increase since the 2000-01 school year.