Friday, June 30, 2006

The Iowa State Daily Is Run By Retards



From the Des Moines Register:
The campus newspaper for Iowa State University students will distribute a corrected version of its Special Olympics special section next week, after a headline in its table to contents titled a guide to events, "Ames for Dummies."

The Special Olympics in Ames will be the first national event for the competition that features people with intellectual disabilities. Organizers have said a major goal of the event is to dispel stereotypes and improve treatment for people with intellectual disabilities.

Iowa State Daily Editor in Chief Chris Sigmund said the headline, published Thursday, was "something that slipped by. It was a reference to the popular book series and in no way meant to demean anybody.

Yeah, Mr Editor-in-Hot-Water, it probably was just a mistake, but using the "For Dummies" name might get you sued if you don't ask for permission first. This is from Wiley Publishing:
For Dummies, the Dummies Man logo, Dummies.com, [and a whole bunch of other titles] and all related trademarks, trade names, logos, characters, design, and trade dress are trademarks or registered trademarks of Wiley Publishing, Inc. in the United States and other countries and may not be used without written permission. All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners.

Cock Us

Krusty komments on the possibility that New Hampshire might move their primary ahead of the Iowa Cockus after the DNC decided it would be a good idea to throw a state full of blacks, Mexicans, or Hawaiians (and maybe even a District full of Columbian-smokin fools) inbetween the two. All in the name of diversity.

I don't understand the defense of the tradition of Iowa and New Hampshire, other than the money and attention these two states get. Yes, Iowa's caucuses have been first for over 100 years (with the exception of 1916 when Iowa had a primary, but it was later switched back), but sometimes things have to change.

Most states could easily vet candidates the way Iowa and New Hampshire do. There are a few exceptions. Michigan can't because they have an open primary, meaning that members of either political party can choose the opposing party's nominee. The District Of Columbia can't be trusted because Marion Barry could run for the Democrackic nomination for President and get 105% of the vote. And Hawaii, while a lovely place, is too far away from the mainland.

I think it would be fair to introduce a southern state at the expense of either Iowa or New Hampshire's first in the nation elitist status. That's where all the winning Presidential Democrats have come from over the past 42 years. And it's a section of the country that Democrats have to win back in order regain the White House and Congress.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Democrat Jack Kibbie: "It Shouldn't Take Long"



Concerning a special session of the Iowa Legislature to override of Vilsack veto Of Anti-Kelo Legislation, via the Radio Iowa blog:
Senate Co-President Jack Kibbie, a former tank commander, figuratively shot one right at Governor Vilsack this afternoon. Kibbie predicted the House would vote to override Vilsack's veto of that property right bill legislators (and reporters) have been talking so much about, and Kibbie also predicts the Senate will do the same quickly thereafter. "It shouldn't take long," Kibbie said of the special session, which today was set for July 14...

Many Democrats have been privately fuming about the position Vilsack put them in, but few have been publicly have been rattling Vilsack's cage.

Vilsack sold the Democrats in the Iowa Legislature down the river and hung them out to dry with the anti-Kelo veto.

No wonder Vilsack's been polling so poorly amongst Demcrats in Iowa for any presidential run.

An Update In The Evelyn Miller Case

From the Des Moines Register:
Danny Dean Slick, 27, of Charles City was arrested at 10 a.m. Thursday. He is being taken to Cedar Rapids, where he will have a court appearance before a federal magistrate.

Slick’s arrest precedes the one-year anniversary of the girl's July 1, 2005 disappearance from her Floyd home. Her body later was found in the Cedar River, but no one has been arrested in connection with her death.

Slick and Randy Patrie have said they saw Miller at about 2 a.m. when they went to the apartment she shared with her mother, Noel Miller and her mother's fiance Casey Frederiksen.

According to a federal court indictment unsealed Thursday, Slick told state investigators immediately after Evelyn’s disapperance that he and “R.P.” left Fredericksen’s apartment, went back to their residence and stayed there except for a 15-minute period.

Court papers say FBI officials, who watched that interrogation, immediately confronted Slick outside the Floyd County Courthouse and accused him of lying.

Slick then “told the FBI agents that, prior to the missing girl’s
disappearance, he had twice seen an unknown large ‘Mexican’ sitting outside the apartment building where the missing girl lived,” according to the indictment.

“In truth and in fact, defendant Slick did not believe the ‘Mexican’ had anything to do with the disappearance of the missing girl.”

In reality, federal authorities say, Slick told authorities about the
Mexican solely in order to cover up a hole in the alibi of “R.P.”

According to the indictment, Slick now has admitted that “R.P.” was missing for several hours on the night Evelyn disappeared. Court papers say he subsequently told Slick that he had “gone to get ‘dope’ at ‘Porky’s’ house after he dropped defendant Slick off at their residence.”

Slick told federal authorities last year that he did not know Porky’s real name or where he lived. Court papers say that was a lie.

Patrie previously has said that he and Slick arrived at 2 a.m. the night Evelyn vanished, but denied he was involved in her disappearance. He said they stopped "to catch a buzz" with Frederiksen.

Evelyn, who had been sleeping on the couch, answered the door.

In an interview, Patrie acknowledged that he has no verifiable alibi and failed parts of a lie-detector test. But he insisted that Evelyn was safe in the living room when he and Slick left.

Floyd County Attorney Marilyn Dettmer said in a press release that while Thursday’s indictment "is directly related to the Evelyn Miller murder investigation, it is a distinctly separate case."

Dettmer said state and local investigators have been working with the FBI from the beginning and "that investigative team has been frustrated in their efforts to find the truth, because many key persons have repeatedly been untruthful, and concealed relevant information.

"We feel the investigation has turned an important corner today by Slick's arrest," Dettmer said in the statement.

She went on to say that other people questioned also have not be truthful and officials are considering charges against them.

"With Slick's arrest, we are sending an important message to those persons. We will not tolerate their actions. They have impeded our investigation into the murder of an innocent child and we will seek justice."

You've got to wonder if more people would have talked a lot earlier in the investigation if the death penalty was available to use.

Grassley The Self-Prostituting Senator



Everybody's talking about the Grassley Pimp Tax story.

You'd think an occasionally profane, CILF-exploiting, and scandal-loving blog like State 29 would be first on the scene of such a story with a funny quip coupled with a picture of Huggy Bear (either Antonio Fargas or Snoop Dogg).

Instead this blog's got Xzibit standing there, flipping Grassley the bird. You know why? Because Grassley's been in Washington way too long.

Don't we already have laws on the books concerning prostitution? This is nothing but a twist on the way they caught Al Capone. If you can't bust the criminal for the crime, why do this reach-around method that, inevitably, gets spread to more petty crimes?

And the IRS. Don't they have enough to do thanks to the insane labyrinth tax code that Grassley help create?

Grassley's just crafting grandstanding legislation as a way of saying LOOK AT ME!!!!!! like most self-prostituting Senators act.

Confirmed: E10 Gasohol Selling For More Than 100% Gas In Iowa

In followup to yesterday's story on E10 (gasohol) presently costing more than 100% regular old unleaded gasoline in parts of Iowa:

From a reader, this is from yesterday at KCRG in Cedar Rapids:
Ethanol fuel. Farmer-friendly Environmentally-excellent. But no longer the cheaper choice.

Now, take a peek at the pump. You'll find, at some places, the ethanol blend costs ten cents more than the unleaded...

The DNR says, 70 percent of the time, Iowans choose this fuel over others. But that choice might soon change...

The head of the Iowa Corn Promotion Board says she's concerned about the higher ethanol prices. Pam Johnson is hoping drivers will continue to choose the ethanol blend to help Iowa's economy.
That was a lame news story, but it was from a TV station. You'd think Iowa's reporters would be all over this.

As for Pam Johnson from the Iowa Corn Promotion Board, does she not know there's a shortage of corn right now? Are people supposed to just bend over and pay higher prices for E10 as a service to her industry?

And what about increased demand for ethanol? Blame California, Connecticut and New York for switching this year from MTBE to ethanol as an oxygenate for gasoline. (Read this PDF)

Also see this from MSNBC via the Kansas City Business Journal:
Once a heavily subsidized industry largely run by farmer cooperatives, ethanol production has turned highly profitable as rising gas prices have pushed the price of the commodity to record levels.

Ethanol producers have seen the market price for the fuel rise near $4 a gallon, compared with about $2 a year ago. Beemer said it costs about $1.35 to produce a gallon of ethanol.
Why is the price of ethanol going up so much, especially since the cost to produce it hasn't changed? Supply and demand, of course.

But where's Tom Vilsack and Tom Harkin when you need them to make political hay that the brain-dead news media eat up? Even though they know the answer why ethanol now costs more, when/if the Toms get around to being asked about it by the media, they'll demogogue the issue with the old complaints of "excessive profits" and "we must get rid of tax subsidies now" and other bullshit to the nth degree. Just watch, because it's going to happen.

Corporate Whorefare



Some recent posts concerning taxpayer-financed corporate welfare in Iowa:

Krusty's When Will We Learn?

Iowa Ennui's "Wayne Ford and Chet Culver: Are They On The Same Page?" and
"Rubbermaid & Iowa's Economic Development Politics"

And there's always Cheesesticks.

Remember the Iowa Speedway in Newton? The one that tried to be financed with shady firms and Vilsack's $12.5 million tax break? It's almost built. Rusty Wallace drove a El Camino Monte Carlo around the track recently. Time will tell if the place can stay afloat without more taxpayer money.

You know, one interesting aspect to all this discussion is that the only people who seem to support taxpayer-financed corporate welfare are those running the scam or some of the politicians who thought it was a good idea. It's pretty rare to find a blogger or independent pundit, or heck even somebody writing a letter to the editor supporting the concept of taxpayer-financed corporate welfare.

The recent articles in the Des Moines Register concerning the IDED report whitewash haven't generated any grassroots cheerleading for the program. Iowa could probably kill the Grow Iowa Values corporate welfare fund tomorrow and the only thing that would be hurt would be some bottom feeders who are leeching off the taxpayers and writing reports and press releases that are full of lies, bullshit, and big numbers in order to justify their continued existence.

My Gay Straight Alliance Is Better Than Your Gay Straight Alliance



From the Des Moines Register's Young Adult And Bored Contributor Willa Simmet of Cedar Falls:
My high school’s GSA (gay straight alliance) was recently awarded best GSA in the state. What better way to celebrate my towns annual celebration then to plop ourselves in between the Am-vets and the Lutheran church in the parade? Last April, everyone thought it seemed like a great idea. We would proudly wear our Gay or Straight, Who Cares t-shirts and march down the streets of small town Iowa.

About a week before the parade, the reality of what we were actually doing began to set in. What would the reaction be?

On the morning of the parade, 20 of us grabbed our signs and began the march. By the end, not only had no one yelled any obscene comments, but we had actually received applause from the crowd.

Maybe things are finally changing. Maybe people are finally opening up to the idea of loving and accepting people for who they truly are.
GSA?

Everybody probably thought they were part of the Girl Scouts of America.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Welcum Vulgar Headline Viewers

Over 3500 4500 5000 hits in the past couple of hours on Wednesday thanks to a link from OpinionJournal.com's Best Of The Web today to the post yesterday about Joe Biden.

The (warning: vulgar headline) bit certainly helped.

Is Gasohol (E10) Currently More Expensive Than Regular Gas In Iowa?

I've received some emails from readers in the eastern part of Iowa who say that gasohol (E10) is currently priced 10 cents a gallon higher than regular old 87 octane unleaded. They said it just happened in the past few days.

If this is true, and I'm betting that it is because it's more than one person who's emailed, then that's really going to screw up a lot of plans by politicians to spend hundreds of millions on E85.

Can anybody else confirm that E10 (gasohol), also known as Unleaded Plus or Super Unleaded, which is 89 or 89.5 octane (but not Premium, which is usually 91 octane) is selling for about 10 cents a gallon higher than basic 87 octane straight-up gasoline? Email me at state29@gmail.com. Pictures would be nice, if you can take some.

I checked my usual news sources, but there's no stories out just yet. Wait a day or two and I bet something will be mentioned, if this is really true.

It would make sense if ethanol-blended fuel is more expensive than regular old gasoline. Ethanol has a high demand due to New York and California's recent switchover of it as an oxygenate additive after dropping MTBE. But the whole point of gasohol over the past 20-odd years in Iowa was that it would be cheaper than regular old gasoline thanks to subsidies in order to create demand. Make gasohol more expensive than regular gas and the demand is killed instantly. That's bound to piss off a lot of politicians.

Lameberti Wants To Debate Boswell To Death



I get a lot of political email spam and press releases all the time. Here's one from the Jeff Lameberti campaign. In particular, this is from the letter that Lameberti Campaign Manager Kevin B. Graney sent to the Boswells:
Our campaign proposes that the candidates have no less than six debates between now and Election Day, including but not limited to four televised debates: two on Des Moines television, one on Cedar Rapids television, and one on statewide public television. In addition, we recommend that the candidates debate once on WHO Radio in Des Moines, and once on rural radio.
What the heck does Graney mean by rural radio?

Does he think WHO's signal dies out after going beyond the suburbs of Waukee?

Having travelled I-35 enough times, I know that WHO-AM's signal during the day will reach well past Cameron, MO and sometimes even to the edge of Clay County (Liberty, MO) before getting scratchy.

I also know that WHO is a "clear channel" station (it's also owned by a company called Clear Channel), so most people, even a great distance away from Iowa, can hear the station at night. That is, if you're into Dr Laura.


Update: Repeat of the rural radio quote and some additional analysis over at Krusty's.

Honda To Build Hybrids In Indiana



From the AP wire:
Honda Motor Co. will build a $550 million auto assembly plant near Greensburg, Ind., as part of a $1.18 billion global expansion, company officials said Wednesday, ending a five-state scramble and bringing jobs to a state hit hard by manufacturing losses.

The factory will employ 2,000 workers and eventually produce 200,000 vehicles annually, officials said at a news conference.

The Japanese automaker announced in May that it planned to build its sixth North American plant in the Midwest, but did not say where. Officials from Ohio, Indiana, Michigan, Illinois and Wisconsin promoted sites in their states.

Ummmm, where the hell was Iowa?

Vilsack probably knew for a while that the Maytag plant in Newton was going to be shut down. Where was the Iowa Department of Economic Development? Where was the Iowa Values Fund? Where was Tom Harkin? Where was Chuck Grassley? Where was Leonard Boswell? Where was Jeff Lameberti? Where was Jim Ross Nussle? And where was Chet "We're going to build hybrids in Newton or Amana" Culver?

Really, though, this is another black eye for Tom Vilsack, who seems to be too busy pimping dead soldiers in New Hampshire or sucking up to Kossacks in Las Vegas.

Back in May, I outlined why the Newton facility might be a good choice for Honda. It was mostly due to a soon-to-be empty facility, a willing workforce, interstate access, and key railway infrastructure that's already in place.

E-85-ing Around The Midwest: "The Price Was Ugly"



From the Delta Farm Press:
An interesting exercise in alternative fuel utilization was conducted recently by Rick Tolman, chief executive officer of the National Corn Growers Association.

For a series of meetings, he drove his Yukon SUV from St. Louis to Chicago, then on to St. Paul, Minn., and back to St. Louis, with several refueling stops along the way. His goal was to power the trip solely with E85 gasoline/ethanol blend and to post observations on the NCGA Web site.

“I wanted to see how easy or difficult it is to plot a trip, trying to target E-85 stations,” he says.

The trip was planned around a listing of E-85 stations on the National Ethanol Vehicle Coalition’s Web site. On the road, his first fill-up was at a St. Charles, Mo., Mobil station, which didn’t advertise E85 on its signs and had only one E85 pump, which was “difficult to find among all the others.”

“The price was ugly,” Tolman notes. “E85 was $3.22, while regular unleaded was $2.79. There would be little motivation for the average consumer to use E-85 at this price differential.”

His next fill-up, planned for DeKalb, Ill., ended up being an unmanned, fleet station not accessible to the public — not great news when he needed fuel, so he found a station with E10 and filled up. “I guess the silver lining with a flex-fuel vehicle is that you can use gas or ethanol, whichever is available,” he says.

Returning to St. Louis, Tolman filled up at St. Paul, Minn., purchasing E85 for $2.30 a gallon, 60 cents less than regular unleaded. At a Marion, Iowa, station run by a farmer-owned co-op that had several biodiesel pumps, he found the E85 pump “around back,” with a price of $2.89, 10 cents more than regular unleaded.

Back in St. Louis, he summarized the 1,400 mile trip:

Good: “A number of ethanol plants, blenders, and retailers are working together to pass on tax exemptions and hold retail prices well below regular unleaded. They want to keep building a long term market and customer loyalty.”

Bad: “Almost all the locations were independent stations. I saw little evidence of oil company franchises offering E85. You have to work to find stations, and it takes a fair amount of effort to plot a route — something few average consumers would be willing to do.”

Ugly: “Despite tax exemptions that should make it competitive, in a few locations E85 was priced well above regular unleaded. I believe most retailers who have put in E85 pumps are interested in doing the right thing and in trying to build a market. The real challenge comes with blenders who...don’t pass on the tax exemption so consumers can benefit.”

If Tolman’s trip was so logistically and price-challenging in the Midwest, where most E85 stations are located, it would’ve been impossible here in the Mid-South, where there are none, zero, zilch.

However noble ethanol’s cause, it matters little unless (1) it’s readily available and (2) sells at a competitive price to gasoline. Consumers won’t hunt for it or pay a significant premium for it.
You can read Tolman's reports on for Day Three ("The Good"), Day Two ("The Bad"), Day One ("The Ugly"), and his conclusion.

Vilsack wants Iowans to fork over at least $180 million in order to be able to buy E85, which is currently more expensive than E10 unleaded (gasohol). E85 also causes a 30% reduction in gas mileage, so that has to be factored in as well.

There's a reason why gasoline franchises don't have any E85 pumps. Nobody is going to pay more for a fuel that takes you a shorter distance, except maybe government agencies.

Culver and Nussle can promise all the corporate welfare and tax breaks they want, but Iowans aren't that stupid. Well, maybe they are. They keep electing all these politicians who don't bother to do the math.

Consumers would be much better off by having the government push biodiesel, but that's a whole another debate.

Bill Clinton: "Leave Iowa and New Hampshire Alone"



From the Manchester Union Leader:
Bill Clinton today gave a ringing endorsement to the Granite State's presidential primary and urged the Democratic National Committee to "leave Iowa and New Hampshire alone."

The former President said his wife, U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton, shares that view.

He told reporters in Manchester that the retail politics that served him so well in 1992 in New Hampshire, when a strong second-place showing saved his campaign, is invaluable and should remain that way.
Bill Clinton didn't even bother with Iowa in 1992. He focused squarely on New Hampshire, a smart move, because Iowa Senator Tom Harkin got 76.4% of the Iowa Caucus vote. Clinton finished third in Iowa with 2.8%, but everybody had written Iowa off that year so it didn't count.

Register Editorial Board Agrees With Clarence Thomas



This is something you don't see every day.

From the Des Moines Register Editorial Board:
You need a scorecard to read Monday's ruling in a Vermont case to figure out where the U.S. Supreme Court stands on the constitutional value of money spent on political campaigns.

The justices delivered six separate opinions that come down on six sides of the question...

How in the world are judges to decide what is a reasonable campaign donation? Justice Clarence Thomas put it best: "There is simply no way to calculate just how much money a person would need to receive before he would be corrupt ..." And besides, he wrote, "The First Amendment does not grant us this authority."
I don't really agree with this line of thinking. If a State wants to impose limits on campaign contributions, it should be able to do so.

If you want well-financed puppets and lifetime politicians then no limit campaigns will help buy the sort of state government that Iowa currently has.

And what about Iowa's rotten campaign disclosure law? In 2006, one should be able to visit a web-enabled database that details campaign contributions and issues reports based on a considerable amount of criteria. Not in Iowa. Enjoy searching through those PDFs and trying to decipher the handwriting on those forms for another decade or two, suckas.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Cheesesticks



Missed this in the Des Moines Register:
Cole's Quality Foods, based in Grand Rapids, Mich., said Thursday it will spend $8.5 million to purchase and equip a defunct bakery in North Liberty. The company expects to employ about 60 Iowans by next year.

The 35,465 square-foot facility was once home to Rudi's Organic Bakery, which closed in 2002. Cole's officials said the company is growing to meet increased demand for its mozzarella-filled Cheesesticks.
Rudi's Organic Bakery (background here) was a major failure of the 1998 Iowa Legislature-created Iowa Agricultural Finance Corp. $7.5 million in taxpayer money was wasted building a facility in North Liberty for Rudi's, only to have them pack up and consolidate in Boulder, CO.

It would be interesting to know the nuts and bolts of the Cole's Quality Foods purchase of the old Rudi's facility. How much of that $8.5 million Cole's is spending is related to the $7.5 million that taxpayers spent on Rudi's? Probably quite a bit. If so, the State got lucky they didn't completely blow the $7.5 million and get an empty facility for decades. At least they get 60 more $12 an hour jobs to brag about. Only cost Iowans $125,000 a piece.

Joe Biden Would Rather Get Laid Than Cum To Iowa



From The Hill:
Speaking to a group of 130 twenty- and thirty-something supporters of his leadership PAC last Thursday, Biden indicated that while he thinks he could be an effective chief executive, as far as the job itself goes, he could take it or leave it.

“I’d rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep,” he said.

Joe Biden's youngest child is 25 years old.

CIETC Intimidation



The Des Moines Register has a story on an intimidated CIETC accoutant:
Tammy Higar, the CIETC assistant accountant, testified to the Government Oversight Committee, answering a slew of questions about how her bosses were able to get such high compensation...

Higar agreed with lawmakers who asked whether former CIETC chief executive officer Ramona Cunningham ruled with intimidation and that prevented anyone from coming forward about the high salaries.


GED Recipient and former $360,000 a year CIETC head Ramona Cunningham with Senator Tom Harkin

Hitlery The Astroturfer



Krusty's column today on "Campaigns and Blogs" misses what Hitlery is up to with her recent campaign hire.

Since Hitlery is all scripted and handled, Peter Daou will ensure that her campaign practices the fine art of Astroturfing.

Why? Because her "grassroots" are as fake and phony as her positions on the issues.

Monday, June 26, 2006

More On Those Touchplay Voting Machines (Culver, Mauro, Brien)



From Saturday in the Des Moines Register:
Polk County Recorder Tim Brien, a five-term incumbent who was soundly defeated by a political newcomer in June's primary elections, plans to challenge the election results based on the failure of similar voting machines in another Iowa county.

Brien lost his re-election bid to a former colleague, Julie Haggerty, by 3,670 votes. He said he can't accept the numbers without firm assurances that a ballot-counting error in Pottawattamie County did not also happen in Polk County. Brien has suggested recounting ballots by hand, as Pottawattamie County officials did when they discovered that they had improperly programmed their new counting machines...

Mauro acknowledged that it is within Brien's rights to contest the vote, but he seemed offended at Brien's call for a recount and was adamant that his office took every precaution to assure an accurate count of ballots.

Mauro and Brien, both longtime Democrats, have been uneasy acquaintances since Mauro hired a woman Brien fired last year. That woman and a former co-worker have since sued Brien, alleging civil rights violations. Some of Mauro's employees also followed the lead of the county employees' union and campaigned for Brien's opponent...

The accuracy of emerging voting technology has been questioned across the country for several years, but much of that controversy centers on touch-screen voting that leaves no paper trail to be double-checked at a later date. Mauro's system still uses paper ballots, but counts them electronically. Those ballots are retained for a period of months and can be rechecked by hand.

The same sorts of counters employed by Mauro's office for years were used for the first time in June in Pottawattamie County, without success. Officials there on Friday said that they had failed to program the machines to account for the fact that candidates' names appeared in a different order in different precincts. The ballots are devised in that fashion to prevent a single candidate from getting top billing over opponents.

Pottawattamie County elections deputy Gary Herman said anomalies were noticed almost immediately. Electronic results were posted, but with a disclaimer that ballots would be hand-counted the next day.

The results were dramatic. Every winner in Pottawattamie County's nine contested races turned out, in retrospect, to be a loser. Initial returns that showed incumbent Recorder John Sciortino losing by a margin of 1,245 votes to 1,167 was found to have actually won the election 2,061 votes to 347...

Officials in the office of Iowa Secretary of State Chet Culver did not return repeated phone messages Friday to say whether other Iowa counties had experienced irregularities with their voting machines.


Related: Touchplay Voting Machines Generating Incorrect Ballots

Iowa's Witherboat Casinos



From the Waterloo Courier:
Iowa's new riverboat casinos aren't cruising navigable waters, but that's OK with state regulators.

Two new riverboats, the Diamond Jo Worth Casino on the Minnesota border and the Wild Rose Casino in Emmetsburg, were both built over bodies of water to comply with state regulations.

But the $40 million Diamond Jo, which opened in April, was constructed over an artificial basin that is practically invisible to gamblers. Depending upon rainfall, the depth of the water in the basin varies. Spokeswoman Carrie Tedore said it should always be at least 6 to 12 inches deep.
They're riverboats, sorry, moored barges. It's kind of like how Touchplay Slottery machines were not like slot machines.

6 to 12 inches deep? There are female porn stars with more depth than some Iowa casinos.

Outback Statehouse



Todd Dorman:
But if the state budget were a planet, Nussle’s and Culver’s plans would be the equivalent of incoming meteorites. Neither candidate seems to have any idea how they’ll deal with the impact. Neither has said how they’d fill the fiscal crater...

Here are a few suggestions for how Culver and Nussle might find the money to raise teacher salaries.

Naming Rights — How does the “Outback Statehouse” sound? Or maybe “The Fourth Grade, presented by Microsoft.” You could even label individual teachers – “Mrs. Johnson, powered by Folgers Coffee.” The opportunities are endless.

Outback Statehouse is pretty funny.

West Des Moines Blog

The Register had a story about West Des Moines City Manager Jeff Pomerantz's blog, which is chocked full of interesting information about the city's water usage and vehicle accident analysis.

It wasn't that long ago when The Register had to educate the unwashed masses in the following manner: "Perhaps you have not heard of blogs. The name derives from a combination of "blather" and "logorrhea."

I also remember when the Register used to say: "I'd also like to point out that many bloggers are humorless, thin-skinned and have a grandiose sense of their own importance" or "[People who write blogs] have all the courage, but none of the creativity, of obscene phone callers."

And don't forget the biggest boner of them all, Register sports columnist Nancy Clark:
Know that if the information is coming from the mainstream media - the accredited reporters, broadcasters and photojournalists - they are following strict professional guidelines that the looser outlets don't require. The information has been verified, has been scrutinized by editors, has been fact-checked and proofed.

My how things change.

$900 Million Touchplay Lawsuit Filed



The Des Moines Register has a big story on the $900 million Touchplay Slottery lawsuit filed against state officials for pulling the plug on the slot machines that ended up everywhere.

Key section towards the end of the story:
Polk County District Judge Glen Pille in early May denied a request for a temporary court order that would have prevented the Iowa Lottery from shutting down the TouchPlay machines. He wrote that he was aware the Iowa Legislature and Iowa Lottery had "enticed and encouraged" private individuals to invest millions of dollars in the TouchPlay industry, and that agreements included evidence of a five-year revenue sharing plan.

But within those documents was evidence that either party could terminate the relationship at any time, Pille wrote.

"There was nothing in those documents to bind the plaintiffs to participating in the TouchPlay industry until 2009. In fact, the plaintiffs could have obtained a license through the lottery and thereafter decided to forgo the purchase of even one TouchPlay machine," Pille wrote.

I hope Pille's earlier decision helps to nuke this current lawsuit.

Can you imagine the outrage of people if a judge found that state officials were liable and the taxpayers had to cough up $900 million in damages? Ed Stanek might want to move to a safer place - like Baghdad.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Rekha Basu: Where's My Free Shit?



From Rekha Basu's column in the Des Moines Register:
How do you calculate the value of a life?

The Social Security Administration has. It arrived at $255. That's the death benefit every eligible survivor gets if the deceased family member had worked long enough to be covered.

It doesn't matter if he or she worked five years or 50, earned $20,000 or $200,000. It doesn't matter whether the survivor has any other means.

I learned this recently when my husband died, after working 41 years...

...until the 1980s, Social Security benefits from a deceased parent could put a surviving child through college. But President Reagan ended that by setting a ceiling of 18 years old to receive benefits...

...I'm hoping not to have to depend on Social Security in retirement, but many people have no other choice. Now President Bush would rather do away with the program than fix it.
It's sad to see Rekha Basu writing columns like this, as if she's been somehow left indigent rather than widowed.

She lives in a $300,000 house and probably earns a good salary working for the Gannettoids. There haven't been any columns complaining about the Gannett health insurance plan.

There's no talk about what kind of life insurance Rob Borsellino had. Any working parent with children in high school or college should carry at least a plain vanilla term policy worth a few hundred thousand dollars. Most large companies allow employees to buy extra term insurance every year without being subjected to existing conditions or the need of a physical. If I knew I had an incurable disease, I'd max that out at the next open enrollment period.

Rekha will also get whatever Rob's invested in the company's 401K over the years. I hope he had the smarts to contribute as much as possible and to move Gannett's matching portion away from the company stock.

And Amhurst College, where her oldest son is attending, costs over $41,000 a year for tuition, room, and board. That's almost as much as the median household income for the average Iowa family. Yet, somehow, it's Ronald Reagan's fault that these expenses are not covered by Social Security.


Update: A rather long and authoritative history on so-called Student Benefits from the Social Security Administration web site:
Under the 1939 law, a minor child of an eligible Social Security beneficiary could receive a Social Security payment until he/she attained age 18. Benefits stopped at this point because the child was no longer presumed to be dependent on the beneficiary once they reached this age--that is to say, they were no longer considered to be a "child."

...In the 1965 Social Security Amendments the definition of a "child" was broadened. In addition to presuming that a child under age 18 was dependent on its parents, the Social Security program began to recognize the reality that children who are full-time students after age 18 are often still in fact dependent on their parents for their support. Consequently, the existing Child's Benefit was extended in its duration to include children of the Social Security beneficiary who were full time students, and under the age of 22. The age of 22 was selected because this would be the usual time period for a student to complete a four-year college education.

Thus, the "student" benefits added to Social Security in 1965 were not really student benefits--they were an extension of Child's Benefits. Although there was concern about the children of Social Security beneficiaries being unable to pursue an education, the basic rationale for these payments had to do with the presumed dependency of the full-time student on his/her parents. That is to say, it was predicated on the same rationale as the long-standing Child's Benefit. Technically, they were in fact Child's Benefits....

Although properly speaking, Social Security student benefits were in fact Child's Benefits, they quickly came to be viewed as a form of "student aid," paid, in effect, to help students pursue their education. This popular conception was difficult to displace by any more precise understanding of the social insurance principles underlying the benefit. In any case, the benefits were quite popular. In the peak year of 1977, almost 900,000 students were receiving this type of benefit. In the peak pay-out year of 1981, almost $2.4 billion was paid in the form of student benefits.

(Huge chart detailing how many "children" participated and how much of your money was paid out.)

Although these benefits were popular with the students and their parents, there were at least three problems with student benefits.

The first problem was the relatively large volume of overpayments experienced in the program. Since receipt of the benefit depended upon the child being a full-time student, in any period in which they were not a full-time student, they would be ineligible for the payment. So if the student dropped-out, or scaled-back their attendance to that of a part-time student, their benefits were supposed to stop. The Social Security Administration (SSA) depended almost entirely on self-reporting by the students or their parents to learn about such changes in status. Often these reports were not made. By the late 1970s this had become a cause for concern. An internal SSA study in late 1978 estimated that as much as $150 million a year was being overpaid in this manner. A study by the General Accounting Office in early 1979 put the figure at $300 million. (The recovery rate on the overpayments was about 75%--which means that the government would eventually recoup most, but not all, of the money.)

The second problem with student benefits was their cost, in a period when the Social Security program was facing budget pressures. At more than $2 billion a year, student benefits were small enough not to be a major component of the Social Security program, and yet were large enough to yield significant potential savings from scaling-back or eliminating these expenditures. Starting in the mid-1970s, the Social Security program experienced several years of adverse economic conditions, which had the effect of producing concerns about its solvency. Policymakers were looking for ways to reduce the costs of the Social Security program as part of an initiative to address its solvency, and students benefits would turn-out to be an attractive option.

The third problem has to do with the conceptual basis of these benefits. If they were rationalized on traditional social insurance grounds, then the argument used in 1965 would still be valid: full-time students under age 22 are presumed to be the dependent children of the Social Security beneficiary and the family therefore needs a higher portion of its lost earnings replaced by Social Security benefits. But as the popular conception of these benefits verged from this foundation, their rationale came into question. Once this type of Child's Benefit came to be seen as a form of student-aid, its continuing support became dependent on considerations other than social insurance principles. Indeed, the argument for eliminating the benefit became that there were in existence abundant and available forms of student aid, rendering this type of benefit unnecessary...

In its 1977 and 1978 budgets, the Ford Administration proposed a phase-out of student benefits; in its 1979 budget the Carter Administration made a similar proposal. When the Reagan Administration took office in early 1981, it offered a comprehensive budget and tax proposal designed to achieve its economic objectives. Within this budget blueprint, was a large set of Social Security proposals, primarily aimed at reducing the cost of the Social Security program.

As part of its Fiscal Year 1982 budget proposals, the Administration offered several sets of Social Security proposals...

...The Conference completed its work on July 29th and the Conference Report was adopted on a voice vote in the House on July 31, 1981 and later that same day it passed the Senate on a vote of 80-14. The bill, as Public Law 97-35, was signed into law by President Reagan on August 13, 1981.
Ah, the 97th Congress. For those of you who were born during the 98th Congress or sooner, this was back in the day when Tip O'Neill and the Democrats ruled the House.

What can you say? Historical context sure makes Rekha's sad column look even more bitchy and bitter than it initially appears to be.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Yes, Chris Cillizza of the Washington Post doesn’t know shit



The Political Forecast ranted against Washington Post "reporter" Chris Cillizza, and for good reason.

Here's two sentences of Cillizza's story in the WaPo:
Iowa state Sen. Ed Fallon may have been the least known but most important participant. Fallon ran a surprisingly strong primary campaign for the Democratic gubernatorial nomination this year, a bid based largely on his opposition to the war in Iraq.
This is simply shitty reporting and editing.

Where's the fact checker? Out to lunch?

Ed Fallon is a State Representative, not a State Senator.

Campaign issues? I don't see The War in this list.

Fallon was the least known? He won Polk County! Sure, Fallon's district is in Des Moines, but considering that Chet Culver is the Secretary of State (based in Des Moines) and that Mike Blouin was formerly the director of the Greater Des Moines Partnership, that's a really good showing on Fallon's part.

Luckily, Cillizza's column doesn't extend beyond the Washington Post. Unlike, say, Mike Glover of the Associated Press, who goofed up a quote this past week in a story that multiplied quicker than Gremlins in water.

Friday, June 23, 2006

You Could Have Had Ed Fallon



KIMT did a followup story on the Federal raid for illegals working for the DeCosters, contributors to Patty Judge's campaign:
Earlier this month immigration and customs enforcement officers were in Clarion at several egg production plants.

Inside, they found 36 workers that weren't legally working in Iowa--- And many say it was no surprise to the community.

It's something people say Clarion has gotten used to and in some circles, the immigrants are even embraced.

"Clarion's always been a community that opens new people with welcome arms," Willie Soespe, a Clarion Business Owner said.

Willie's got a tavern near downtown and grew up in Clarion.

He says you can almost feel it in the air when immigration officers are in town.

"They don't do it as often as they probably could. They probably should go in there a little more often- Unfortunately, a lot of times when they're in the area, it spreads like wildfire," he said.

Local law enforcement say federal agents handle this type of crime so local hands are tied for the most part.

"It's an on-going issue with the employees in the state. Not only in Iowa but also the surrounding states. I think there are a lot of undocumented people traveling through the state," Wright County Sheriff Paul Schultz said.

But to some people, DeCoster in town does have its good points.

"There's a lot of bad things that are said but there are some that are good nobody even hears about," Willie said.

He says DeCoster paid for the concrete in the parking lot next to his bar. They also help support the spanish speaking church across the street.
Wow, isn't that great? Jack DeCoster paved the parking lot!

The DeCosters contributed $10,000 to Patty Judge's failed gubernatorial campaign, something Ed Fallon called "influence peddling"

Austin "Jack" DeCoster was the first person branded a "habitual violator" of Iowa's environmental laws.

The DeCosters paid $1.5 million in fines to the EEOC in 2003 to resolve complaints of female sexual harassment and rape by supervisors.

Then there's this:
Austin "Jack" DeCoster, one of Iowa's largest egg producers, pleaded guilty in August 2003 to federal immigration violations and agreed to pay a record $2,125,000 civil fine to the Bureau of Immigration and Customs Enforcement- a $ 1.25 million civil forfeiture and $ 875,000 in restitution. DeCoster admitted he ignored evidence that some of his workers were not legal, and advised them to stay home when enforcement loomed. The BICE leveled criminal charges against 22 people, including supervisors at DeCoster Farms of Iowa and business partners of DeCoster's.
It's time to throw the book at the DeCosters so hard that they are forced to leave Iowa.

You Democrats who stand behind Chet Culver and Patty Judge really screwed up. You could have had Ed Fallon.

Is the Chet Culver/Patty Judge wing of the Democratic Party that crass? Would they sell out to a candidate who accepted money from an organized crime figure who is a habitual violator of environmental laws, knowingly and constantly employed illegals, and tolerated sexual harassment and rape of females? That's a real "winning" team you've got there.

Jim Ross Nussle may wear a paper bag on his head, but you Culver/Judge supporters have a plastic bag over yours.


Related: DeCosters Busted Again For Employing Illegals

Thursday, June 22, 2006

The DNC Hates Iowa Crackers



From the AP Wire:
A Democratic National Committee panel considering changes to the presidential primary calendar voted Thursday to allow just two other states to join Iowa and New Hampshire in voting early in 2008.

If the full DNC adopts the recommendation, one state would be allowed to hold a caucus between Iowa's caucus and the New Hampshire primary, and a second would hold a primary shortly after the New Hampshire contest.

Supporters said limiting the new states to two instead of the four some had proposed would accomplish the goal of increasing racial and ethnic diversity without front-loading the calendar or diminishing the traditional roles of Iowa and New Hampshire. Both states have been criticized as unrepresentative of the country given their size and nearly all-white populations...

Ten states plus the District of Columbia have applied to fill the two slots: Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Hawaii, Michigan, Mississippi, Nevada, South Carolina and West Virginia.
That's going to piss off a few people in Iowa and New Hampshire.

Bring it on.

You might as well write off DC. They'll only vote for crack-smokin', Jew-hatin' niggaz.

Hawaii, as nice as it is in January, is unrealistic because of the problems caused by massive jet lag, although it would be fun to watch politicians pander to the Hawai'i separatist movement.

Michigan has an open primary, which means that Democrats can vote for John McCain and Republicans can vote for Al Sharpton. That's wrong. Plus if you think flying a small prop plane around Iowa in January sucks, try hopping around Michigan during a lake effect snowfall.

The Democrats ought to have a Southern state or two thrown into the mix. South Carolina and either Arkansas or Mississippi would be good choices.

The Democrats' last three elected presidents were from southern states (Clinton/Arkansas, Carter/Georgia, LBJ/Texas). The moonbats can include Gore, if they want. All the loser candidates were "intelligent" Yankee douchebags like Kerry, Dukakis, Mondale, McGovern, and Humphrey. That's something to think about.

DeCosters Busted Again For Employing Illegals



From the Associated Press:
Immigration agents last week detained at least 36 illegal immigrants during a raid on egg farms in Wright County.

Bob Teig, a spokesman for the U.S. attorney’s office, said Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents conducted the raid June 14 at several DeCoster egg farms.

No charges have been filed and Teig declined further comment.

It was the third raid at DeCoster farms in Wright County since 2001 that has led to the detention and possible deportation of illegal immigrants, Sheriff Paul Schultz said.
Wow, the DeCosters! The gift that keeps on giving to the Jim Ross Nussle campaign!

The DeCosters were outed earlier this year after contributing $10,000 to Patty Judge's failed campaign to become governor. Ed Fallon basically called it "influence peddling."

As the above story indicates, the DeCosters have been busted before for hiring illegals. They also have a horrible record on fucking up the environment. And don't forget the $1.5 million in fines the DeCosters paid in 2003 for complaints about female sexual assault and rape by supervisors.

If the Jim Ross Nussle campaign doesn't use all this as a nuclear weapon against the Chet Culver/Patty Judge campaign, Nussle deserves to lose.

What a disaster for Democrats in Iowa. And they could have had Ed Fallon.

Chet Not Sure What Chet Can Do



Oh boyyyyy, is this great!

Chet not sure what Chet can do.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Steve King Is A Wimp



From Forbes and a million other news services that didn't report King's original comments because they're all too lazy:
An Iowa congressman apologized Wednesday for disparaging comments he made last week at the state Republican convention about a veteran White House correspondent.

Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, was discussing the June 7 death of terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on Saturday when he mentioned 85-year-old Helen Thomas, who has covered the White House for nearly 50 years and is a columnist for Hearst Newspapers.

"There probably are not 72 virgins in the hell he's at," King said about al-Zarqawi, in a recording transcribed by Radio Iowa. "And if there are, they probably all look like Helen Thomas."

Even weirder is this story running at WQAD:
A Washington-based Arab American public policy group is demanding an apology from an Iowa congressman for comments he made Saturday to delegates at the state Republican convention.

The Arab American Institute says Republican Steve King made disrespectful comments about a veteran White House correspondent when he discussed the death of terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, who was killed in a U-S airstrike on June seventh.
The way the above story is written, you'd almost think that the Arab American Institute was defending Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, but in fact Helen Thomas was born in the US from Syrian parents.

In any case, here's what Abu Musab al-Zarqawi would look like surround by 72 virgins as Steve King originally envisioned it:



Related: Steve King Hopes Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's 72 Virgins Look Like Helen Thomas

Jim Ross Nussle's Edukation Plan



Krusty has a breakdown of the Jim Ross Nussle Edukation Plan.

I can't believe that any true Konservative would buy Nussle's sack of shit.

Other than ending social promotion, which causes kids who cannot read, write, or do math at their grade level to fall further behind and eventually drop out, Nussle's plan is nothing but bigger and fatter government and gimmeaways that will be paid for by the taxpayer's charge card.

The "Iowans Learn & Earn College Program" is probably the worst idea in there. It's nothing more than an inbred version of Jeff Lameberti's ridiculous "People under 30 years old shouldn't pay State taxes" nonsense.

More on Learn & Burn Money at Radio Iowa.

It would be one thing if Nussle came out and said, "We're going to end the Iowa Corporate Welfare Fund and we'll be putting that money into teacher pay, the universities, and programs for kids that aren't learning that actually work." But he's not.


Update: And Culver's plan isn't any better. In fact, it's worse because it's loaded with corporate welfare.

Vilsack spokesman Rodell Mollineau on random bonuses: "Iowans do not want third-rate professionals running state government"

Is Vilsack mouthpiece Rodell Mollineau retarded?

From a story today in the Des Moines Register concerning all the State Guvmint bonuses divvied out last year:
"I have a serious question about whether all bonuses are necessary," said Senate Republican leader Mary Lundby of Marion. "Do we have well-established criteria for giving these bonuses, or is it just something being done to make people happy?"

...Vilsack spokesman Rodell Mollineau said the bonuses are a legitimate compensation tool that help the state compete with the private sector for skilled professionals and highly sought administrators.

"We're competing for the best and brightest. Iowans do not want third-rate professionals running state government," Mollineau said.
Yeah, like GED recipient and $360,000 a year and bonus-laden CIETC queenpin Ramona Cunningham. Right?



On the other hand, maybe Iowans do like highly-compensated, third-rate professionals, at least until they learn about all the scandals and shenanigans.

Christine Hensley Wears Rose-Colored Glasses



At the end of a story in the Des Moines Register concerning the city's population loss while the suburbs around it are booming, is this:
Des Moines City Councilwoman Christine Hensley said the city's population figures would have been much worse if leaders had not worked so aggressively to improve downtown and other neighborhood areas. Hensley is worried that the level of development could stagnate in future years, which is the wrong direction for the city, she said.

"My biggest fear is that I don't want us to sit back at this time and say, 'Look at what a good job we've done' and lose the momentum we've built."

What momentum, Ms Hensley? This momentum?
Des Moines lost 2.3 percent of its population between 2000 and 2005, the census says, going from a population estimate of 198,733 to 194,163...

Ankeny's growth spurt took it from 27,264 in 2000 to 36,681 in 2005, a 34 percent increase...

In Waukee, a 70 percent increase in population took the town from 5,395 in 2000 to 9,213 in 2005. Altoona grew from 10,361 to 12,938, a nearly 25 percent increase...

Crime statistics from police departments in the metro area show that burglaries are more than twice as common in Des Moines as in West Des Moines...

About $1.5 billion worth of property in Polk County is shielded from the tax collector. Most is in Des Moines, where roughly 40 percent of all property, for various reasons, is untaxed...

The city has also increased fees on gas and electric bills...

It also doesn't help that Des Moines is full of crooked and corruptable politicians.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Funny Math

The Tax Update Blog has an analysis of the Iowa Department of Corporate Welfare's whitewashed report.

Having the IDED issue such a report is sort of like allowing Ramona Cunningham to defend her salary or Vilsack justifying giving Blouin a $59,000 "retention bonus" right before he quit his job.


Update: Radio Iowa notices some differences:
The report from the state agency that oversees the Iowa Values Fund shows about 53-hundred jobs have been created by the nearly 200 new or expanding companies that have received Values Fund awards over the past three years. The D-E-D contends another 27-hundred jobs also have been retained. Two dozen companies have failed to meet their job-creation promises or returned the state grant money.

The job numbers cited in the agency's report fail to match the claims of Governor Tom Vilsack who has repeatedly said the businesses which have received Values Fund grants have "created or retained" 25-thousand jobs. In a written statement released Monday afternoon, Vilsack said "the Values Fund and other state economic development programs are continuing to produce results" but Vilsack concedes now that there are only a little more than eight-thousand jobs "realized" to date, with 17-thousand other jobs "in the pipeline."

Don't forget Nicholas Johnson's op-ed from April.

Feedback on the Register's message board concerning this topic is really negative.

Most Ironic Comment goes to Tom in WDM:
The Iowa Values Fund is corporate welfare, plain and simple. Next thing the state will do is give a bunch of money to Wal*Mart and their anti-American worker crowd.
Gee, buddy, don't you know why the Avenue Of The Saints was built?

Kent Dorfman On Eminem's Domain

Krusty:
So Culver had two weeks to formulate his answer on the issue, and you can clearly see what he came up with…. Nothing.

Ouch!

Vilsack Gave Mike Blouin A $59,000 Retention Bonus So He Could Quit

From the Radio Iowa blog:
Vilsack paid former DED director Mike Blouin a $59,000 "retention" bonus last year according to our reporter who sat through the Legislative Oversight Committee hearings today. You'll recall Blouin resigned in July to run for governor.

Vilsack's communications director defended the bonuses paid to Blouin and a thousand others in state government by saying: "a number of these employees who received this sort of extra pay/recruitment/retention bonuses, they have special skills...
My question is: Do any of them deep throat? Oh, scratch that.

I wonder if any of the major news organizations in Iowa will be going through the list of who got what bonuses last year? In light of the CIETC scandal, that might be fertile muckracking ground that both sides of the aisle would prefer to keep undisturbed.

Iowa's politicians don't make it easy to search for quid pro quo bonuses, mostly because the State has such an antiquated system of disclosure. Iowa has those expensive Touchplay voting machines but the Average Joe can't search through a public database to easily find out if money laundering is going on by members of both political parties.

Of Nussle's 99 Ideas, At Least One Looks Good

Iowa Ennui's convention roundup led me to Jim Ross Nussle's 99 Ideas web site.

After looking at Nussle talk and instantly reaching for the "skip video" button, I was confronted with Susan of Des Moines:



Who even cares what her idea is? As long as the Nussle campaign has 98 more perky young women offering ideas, preferably while wearing tight shirts or even bikinis, he might just become Governor.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Mike Glover Of The Associated Press Screwed Up

From something called the Christian News Wire:
U.S. Senator Sam Brownback’s office today corrected an inaccurate statement that ran in some versions of an Associated Press story about his weekend visit to Iowa.

Although the Associated Press self-corrected the story within 8 minutes, several outlets ran the original version or paraphrased the incorrect version.

The first version stated, “Republicans should be afraid of backing the war, the senator said…,” while the correct and corrected version said, “Republicans should not be afraid of backing the war, the senator said...
To show you how pervasive an error can become, look at this link (as of June 19, 2006) showing nearly 40 different online newspapers running the inaccurate AP report, including the Washington Post, New York Newsday, Los Angeles Times, San Francisco Chronicle, San Jose Mercury News, FOX News, and my local rag, the Kansas City Star.

If you just do a web search of the inaccurate quote, you'll find even more newspapers still running the incorrect story, including the Minneapolis Strib, New York Post, Yahoo, Newsmax, and CBS News.

The author of the story, Mike Glover, is based in Iowa. He surely knows better, since he's been around forever covering politics, but you've got to wonder if the story was even looked at by an editor before it hit the wire.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Steve King Hopes Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's 72 Virgins Look Like Helen Thomas



It deserves an entry all by itself.

This is from O. Kay Henderson's blog at Radio Iowa, reporting from the Iowa GOP State Convention:
Congressman Steve King made the following comment to the GOP delegates:

"I woke up I believe it was a week ago last Thursday morning and I hadn't been in bed more than about an hour and my wife gets up very early and on the news she saw that our United States military had taken out AL-Zarqawi." (the crowd applauded) "And we can cheer those things. When we captured Saddam Hussein I thought I would celebrate in the fashion that the Iraqis did, I went out in the yard and shot my shotguj in the air." (crowd applauds and laughs, as does King) "This time I was in Wasdhington, DC and they frown on those kind of things in fact you'd probably see the police come in if I did that. At ahy rate, I began to deliberate on this and this fact crossed my mind: you know he's probably the most evil terrorist on the planet. He killed women and babies. He stopped buses and sorted out Sunnis and Shiites and Kurds and saved the Sunnis and executed the Shiites and the Kurds. He would use family menbers as human bombs after he killed them to put explosives inside them and when the families came to recover (the body) he would detonate that. This man is full of hatred and he was always looking for another way to go to a deeper depth and no I'll contend that's where he is today." (applause) "And what occured to me that morning is something that I imagine a lot of you have thought about and he's probably figured it out by now. There probably are not 72 virgins in the hell he's at. (laughter) "And if there are, they probably all look like Helen Thomas." (extended laughter from King & crowd)

"Pro-War"

From a Jason Clayworth piece in the Des Moines Register today:
Pro-war, anti-gay marriage and tough immigration reforms were among the top issues in speeches Saturday by potential presidential candidates at the Republican State Convention.
Does it get any more slanted than that?

Who in their right mind is Pro War? I guess if you believe that Republicans are imperialistic capitalist-pig Yanquis who are bent on enforcing all those UN resolutions that Saddam Hussein broke, then yeah, they're pro war, but only because somebody's got to have to balls to get the job done.

What do you call some Democrats then? Pro Surrender? Pro Retreat? Pro Appease? Pro Chicken? Pro Flip Flop?

Even crazier is the absurd attempt by Clayworth at, I guess, "balance" in the article following a few paragraphs on freaky underwear owner Mitt Romney's views concerning gay marriage:
Sharon Malheiro, a Des Moines attorney and president of the Gay and Lesbian Resource Center of Central Iowa, called Romney's statement "an assault on all kinds of families." She accused Republicans of trying to manipulate voters by throwing out controversial subjects to cloud the real issues.

"I think every child deserves to have loving parents," Malheiro said. "If every child deserves a mother and father, what happens when one of the parents dies? What about all those families torn apart when one parent is killed in Iraq?"
What are those two paragraphs doing in a story about party platform issues discussed by possible presidential candidates who appeared at the Iowa Republican State Convention?

Was Malheiro even at the convention? Of course not. And what's with the Iraq quote, other than it's a clever segue to the next topic in the story?

Hack doesn't begin to describe the Clayworth piece.

Contrast the Clayworth-The-Hack piece with the following blog entries by O. Kay Henderson at Radio Iowa. These occasionally lengthy pieces should be required reading for all of the junkies who watch Iowa politics:

Romney, Pataki, Brownback at GOP State Convention

King on virgins in heaven, Supreme love affairs (an absolute must-read, Steve King is completely off his rocker! He theorizes that the newly-dead Al-Zarqawi is fucking 72 virgins that look like Helen Thomas and hopes that Justice Stevens and Justice Ginsberg fall madly in love with each other and elope to Cuba.)

Vander Plaats @ GOP State Convention

Nussle @ GOP State Convention

George Allen at GOP State Convention (George Allen is warped if he thinks Chuck Grassley is the "Jimmy Stewart" of the US Senate.)

And, for balance:

Vilsack @ Demo State Convention (Somebody tell Vilsack and all other dumb politicians that "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive is about fucking loose women and getting a sexually transmitted disease as a result)

Judge @ Demo State Convention

Culver @ Demo State Convention

Linda Detroy Alexander Hates Educated White Males With Experience

From a reader who found this in the Cedar Rapids Gazette, written by somebody named Linda Detroy Alexander:
It figures that the five finalists for city manager in Cedar Rapids are five white guys in ties. And if being in one's 50s counts as old, well then, they're all old, too. These are all nice guys, they're all capable and have pertinent experience and they can't help that they were born male or before 1956, so they shouldn't feel bad.

But it's not really OK that the reality is there just aren't many women city managers, or manager wannabees, out there. Only one woman was among the 40 people who applied for the job in Cedar Rapids. Nor is it OK that there aren't more minority applicants or young applicants.
Gee whiz.

Three-named feminasties seem to have no problem securing opinion columnist jobs at newspapers so they can snarkily express their sexist, racist, and ageist agenda. Perhaps Ms Linda Detroy Alexander should go back to school and get her master's degree in public administration and manage a few towns so she can demonstrate to everybody who can run the show.

I hear Ramona Cunningham is looking for a job. She has a GED and spent the last several years being a valuable, or least an expensive, asset to the CIETC. Perhaps Linda Detroy Alexander ought to send in Cunningham's resume for consideration.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

The Pregnant Pause



From the Register Editorial Board:
The court, in a 5-4 ruling, said evidence seized in a Michigan drug case could be used at trial even though it was obtained through an illegal search. The police violated the "knock-and-announce" rule that requires police to give occupants reasonable time to answer the door before forcibly entering. The Michigan police burst through the door "three to five" seconds after knocking, an obvious violation of the law.
Uhhh, I guess if the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that the evidence could be used even though the police didn't wait at the door long enough to give the accused time to hide or flee, then it's not illegal anymore.

Right? RIGHT?????

Friday, June 16, 2006

FEMA Hates Tom Vilsack



The Guv can't get no luv:
The Bush administration has denied Gov. Tom Vilsack's request for federal aid for Iowa's counties affected by severe weather in April...

Vilsack on Friday said he was "extremely disappointed" in Bush and would consider appealing the decision.

"Unfortunately, the desperate situation of many Iowans affected by recent severe weather in eastern Iowa has been ignored by the federal government," Vilsack said in a statement.
What was damaged in Iowa City? Menard's, Wal-Mart, a Dairy Queen, Happy Joe's, a church, a sorority house, some businesses, and a bunch of rental houses? They all have insurance.

What does Vilsack expect? Billions in federal deficit pork, mobile homes delivered within minutes, and former 1970's WHO-TV anchor Jack Cafferty driving up and down Iowa Avenue, hitting more bicyclists, and screaming into a camera about where President Bush is?

Friday Roundup



An excellent post by Iowa Ennui on the Eminem's Domain veto by Vilsack.

Same with this analysis by Krusty (via the Radio Iowa blog) on Vilsack's ridiculous bluff concerning the Iowa Presidential Caucuses.

And it looks like Polk County Democrat puppetmaster Dirty Knappy is channeling through Kent Dorfman a call for perennial crooked liar and Des Moines City Councilman Archie Brooks to resign his position. That's an easy call. Brooks will soon fall on his sword anyway and Culver will gain phony anti-corruption political brownie points as a result.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Vilsack: Pimping Dead Soldiers For Votes In New Hampshire

I guess I'm not the only one who noticed this story at the Radio Iowa blog of Tom Vilsack pimping a dead Iowa soldier's story in an attempt to get support for his presidential bid in New Hampshire:
Now, back to Vilsack's speech (it's late, I'm tired and rambling, sorry). He closed with a story he's told often in Iowa, about his conversation with the wife of National Guard helicopter pilot Bruce Smith who was killed on duty in Iraq. Remember when I said folks were chatting away earlier? Well, the crowd grew silent, and some cried. Vilsack then used the story as a springboard for his ending, which seems a sort of call to arms for Democrats -- to change the status quo. I wonder if Bruce Smith and his wife want their inspiring story used to gin up the partisans?

Here's the way Vilsack told it: "His helicopter was hit by a missile. Now I'm told by those who visited with National Guard officials that Bruce had a split second decision to make when that happened. He could decide to potentially put his own life at risk and the co-pilot's life at greater risk in the hope of perhaps saving some on board or he could potentially try to save his own life and perhaps put those on board at greater risk. He chose to do what he was trained to do (at this point, the only thing you hear in the room is the sound of the china the wait staff are collecting). He chose what you would expect him to do. He put his own life at risk and he died that day as did his co-pilot. My job was to call his wife. Now, what is it that you actually say in a circumstance like that? Oh, there were words. You can talk about duty and honor and country. You can convey sentiments surrounding thoughts and prayrers and sympathies. But what do you say? What do you really say? (By this time, the wait staff had ceased all activity and the room was quiet.) Now Mrs. Smith understood as I was trying to say something that made a difference to her, she understood I was having trouble and she interrupted me and she said 'Governor, I have this figured out.' And I said: 'How could you possibly have it figured out?' And she said 'I've got it figured out that on that day at that time in that split second those 18 men who were saved that day needed Bruce more in that split second than I will need him for the rest of my life."

At this point on my recording, you can hear the audible gasps of a few in the audience. Vilsack continued: "We finished the conversation and I put the phone down and I realized I had been in the presence of greatness, just as I realized it tonight, Mary (Mary Sysyn, a local elected city official in NH who was honored at the event for her work). It's the greatness defined by ordinary people who do extraordinary things. Ordinary people who understand that there is a higher purpose to this country, to living in this country, a higher responsibility that we as citizens have in the service of our country be it in uniform or otherwise and those who understand this are willing to sacrifice for it and some are called to sacrifice a great deal and some are called to sacrifice very little but all are called and all should be called. It is the greatness that is defined by the life of the woman we honor tonight, raising her family, starting a business, pursuing a dream, providing hope and direction and guidance to the next generation of children and leaders. That's what this country is about and the current administration and the current philosophy that's in charge of our government doesn't understand that, doesn't appreciate it and pursues policies that help destroy it and that's what elections are about. That's why it's important for the Demorats to be engaged in this next election because we're really fighting for something more than a sedat in Congress and seat in the Legislature, a governorship. We're fighting for what's right about this country."
(Emphasis mine)

What an asshole.

Why would anyone want to vote for Jeff Lamberti?



Most of the time I'm razzing The Political Forecast because he's such an arch Democrat, but today he poses a really good question:
Why would anyone want to vote for Jeff Lamberti? It’s just more of the same Republican shit. He won’t come into Congress and change things. He’s part of the Republican establishment, meaning he loves his Republican values of cronyism, corruption, deficit, and debt.
He's right.

And whatever happened to the Rock In Prevention scandal that Register reporter Clark Kauffman had been writing about last summer? That story died right about the time Lamberti decided to challenge Boswell for his congressional seat.

A refresher:
During the 2004 and 2005 legislative sessions, state lawmakers appropriated $600,000 for the charity through sole-source, no-compete contracts. Rock In Prevention doesn't appear to have had a registered lobbyist working on its behalf during that time.

Minutes from Rock In Prevention's April 2004 board meeting state that Executive Director Pat McManus "is continuing to work with legislators to receive the $300,000" the group was then seeking. Eight months later, in the charity's annual report, McManus boasted of "an exciting new relationship with the Iowa Legislature" that had resulted in a $350,000 appropriation of state money.

For the 2003 legislative session, McManus was registered with the state as a lobbyist for Rock In Prevention...

The Des Moines Register in July [2005] reported that more than a third of the money spent by Rock In Prevention last year went to its executive director, McManus, and his Mission From God Records. The money paid to Mission From God purchased compact discs of music written and performed by McManus. The CDs were then distributed to Iowa schoolchildren as part of Rock In Prevention's mission to reduce drug and alcohol abuse through music.

According to Rock In Prevention officials, about 77 percent of the money paid to Mission From God goes toward McManus' actual expense in producing the CDs.

One of the charity's biggest supporters in the Legislature is Sen. Jeff Lamberti, an Ankeny Republican. His father, Don Lamberti, serves as an honorary board member at Rock In Prevention and has contributed $227,462 to the organization.
There's been no followup story since August 17, 2005. What's with that?

Steve King Gets His Ass Fact-Checked



From Dale McFeatters at Scripps Howard News Service:
King's argument was that the rate of violent death in Iraq is 27.51 per 100,000 people, while in presumably far more dangerous Washington, 45 per 100,000 residents come to violent ends...

Really, the capital couldn't be all that dangerous, because the congressman's Web site says his office will gladly arrange tours of Washington for visiting constituents. It would be dubious politics to let a visiting group of Council Bluffs schoolchildren wander into insurgent cross-fire on their way to the Lincoln Memorial.

King might have been here long enough _ he's lived in Washington since 2003 _ to get the rhythms, but not long enough to realize that "this place," as he so warmly called it, is truly Wonk City. And the wonks were all over his numbers in no time flat.

The murder rate in Washington is 35.8, not 45, per 100,000 and the murder rate for Baghdad is 95, not 27.51, per 100,000, and even that, says the Brookings Institution, is "too low since many murder victims are never taken to the morgue, but buried quickly and privately and therefore never recorded in official tallies" _ a problem that Washington, whatever its other faults, doesn't have.

King had his knuckles rapped earlier by a conservative Wall Street Journal Web site for "painting a misleadingly Pollyannaish picture of Iraq" and thus giving aid and comfort to liberal Democrats who would then argue, the reasoning went, 'If Iraq is so safe, we can bring all the troops home.'

It's a deliciously snarky column against King all the way through to the end. Read the whole thing.

Worst Economy Since George Herbert Hoover Bush



From Iowa Workforce Development:
Despite signs of softening in the U.S. labor market, Iowa’s seasonally adjusted unemployment rate dropped to 3.4 percent in May, the lowest rate reported since September 2001. The May jobless rate was down from 3.6 percent in April, and down from 4.6 percent one year ago

Worst economy since the Great Depression?

Iowa Democrats Support Party Loyalty Over Doing What's Right

From David Yepsen's column in the Des Moines Register today concerning Vilsack's veto of the Iowa Legislature's Anti-Kelo bill:
Vilsack complains Republicans are playing politics with the issue and, well, come to think of it, they are.

Why wouldn't they "play politics" with an issue where they hold the good cards? Polls show most people agree with them that more restrictions are needed on government land grabs. (Sometimes "playing politics" is also known as "reflecting the will of the people.")

Senate Democrats shouldn't be stupid and walk into this GOP trap by walking away from a special session or a vote on a veto override. They have an interest in seeing House Democrats take control of that chamber if they hope to enact a Democratic agenda.

All legislative Democrats should agree to a special session. Take a vote to override the veto. (We do pay legislators to take votes, not avoid them.) If lawmakers override, or simply re-pass the same bill, fine. If not, they can then work out a compromise.

But they should get this issue behind them. If Democrats keep ducking a veto vote, you can see the Republican ads now: (Bring up your best Robert Mitchum or Sam Elliott voice here.)

"If you support personal property rights in Iowa, vote for the Republican candidates for governor and the Legislature. If you don't, vote for the Democrats."

Or: "Do you think Archie Brooks should remain free to threaten small East Village business owners with taking their property so he can sell it to someone else? If so, vote Democratic. If not, vote Republican."
This is yet another example of most Democrats (except people like Ed Fallon) wanting to "win" an issue at the expense of doing what's right.

Jim Ross Nussle may be a bumbling DC insider who can't count beans worth a crap, but don't think that he isn't salivating at wiping the floor with Culver on this issue.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Register Editorial Board In Favor Of Tattoos



I don't know who's writing the editorials for the Register these days, but today's piece about tattoos is just about the biggest waste of their bully pulpit.

Perhaps it's a welcome change from recent editorials that trash our military or stand up for criminals.

You just know what's coming next from the lefties at the Register. It'll be a call for the State to force employers to not discriminate against people on the basis of tattoos and body modifications. It's bound to happen.

There will always be a segment of society that just cannot stand multiple and obvious tattoos, especially those on the head, neck, chest, forearms, small of the back, and lower legs.

And the forehead:

Bottom Story Of The Day

Headline in this morning's Des Moines Register: Vilsack won't demand timeline for Iraq exit

Even funnier is the blurb below the headline, which goes: He also sharpens criticism of Bush foreign policy in D.C. speech

Imagine if Bush came to Iowa and criticized Vilsack for his lack of in-state visibility.

Vilsack's just trying to beef up his foreign policy resume on the Iowa taxpayer's dime, despite a recent poll saying that he'd finish fourth in the Iowa Democratic caucuses. The guy is never in Iowa. He's always off in Vegas or New Hampshire or Israel, Iraq, Afghanistan, China, India, and South Korea.

And when Vilsack's taking a breather at Terrace Hill, he's vetoing legislation that would protect the little guy or bumbling state scandals happening under his watch.


GED recipient and former $360,000-a-year head of the CIETC, Ramona Cunningham, with Senator Tom Harkin at the opening of the Harkin Learning Center on October 20, 2004. For more on the CIETC scandal, visit this page at the Des Moines Register web site.

Welcome Best Of The Web readers! Spend a few minutes with the State 29 blog and have a laugh or two.

Destroying Evidence



From the Mason City Globe Gazette:
A videotaped interview with Jetseta Gage in which the 10-year-old girl described nearly three years of abuse by James Bentley cannot be used as evidence at Bentley's trial, a judge ruled Tuesday.

The videotape was a key piece of evidence for the prosecution against Bentley, who is facing two second-degree sexual abuse cases. His brother, Roger Bentley, was convicted earlier this year of kidnapping, sexually abusing and murdering Gage on March 24, 2005.

An attorney for James Bentley, 34, of Vinton, has said the video violates his client's right to confront his accuser.
How convenient.

If I wrote a Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and Law & Order: Criminal Intent crossover episode about this (and this would be the perfect case for a multi-part crossover for these shows), it would go something like this:
[Trial following the time in which key videotape evidence is thrown out]

District Attorney to detective on stand: So, Detective, when you took Jetseta to be questioned on videotape...

Defense Lawyer: Your honor, I object!

Judge: Mr D.A., you know you can't talk about that. Sustained.

DA to Judge: Sorry.

DA to detective: So, Mr Detective, do you believe in the theory that James Bentley had his brother Roger murder Jetseta on the advice of his counsel?

Defense Lawyer: I object!!!

DA to judge: Withdrawn!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

And goddamn it, tuck up those pyjamas!



You fat, disgusting slob! You're a goddamned disgrace! Redo those buttons! Dress that belt buckle! Straighten that cap! And goddamn it, tuck up those pyjamas!


(Hat tip: Krusty Konservative. Script tip: Animal House)

Des Moines City Council Pays $676,000 To Fix Unknown Security 'Loopholes'



Heh.

What do you want to bet that most of the computers that City grunts have to struggle with still have Windows 98, 98SE, or ME, the Microsoft OSes that will be phased out after July 11th, as the operating system?

You don't have to guess which way Councilman "Rubber Stamp" voted. He lived up to his nickname.


Update: Archie Brooks wasn't around for the vote. He had far more pressing issues, like his current Google problem.

Industrial Hemp For Iowa Farmers?



North Dakota will hold a hearing Thursday on proposed rules to allow farmers there the ability to grow industrial hemp, a crop with many uses such as fiber, oil, food, and the ability to process it into ethanol.

Canada already allows 24,000 acres of the stuff to be grown.

The United States it the only industrialized country in the world where the non-THC variety of hemp cannot be legally grown.

Votehemp.com is a surprisingly informative web site with links to past Iowa legislation and stories concerning attempts to bring back the growing of industrial hemp by farmers. This page concerning the Iowa Farm Bureau Federation's interest in studying the growing of industrial hemp is particularly noteworthy.

Ignorant types may snicker at the idea of promoting the growing of industrial hemp in Iowa, but if North Dakota and possibly California allow the crop to be grown then Iowa farm lobbyists won't be far behind.

Anybody want to ask Culver or Nussle where they stand on the issue of industrial hemp?

We Are The Skyscraper Condemnation Affiliate

From the Des Moines Register:
It's not enough for Jim Buxton to bring the two-story, white rental house in Iowa City back to the state it was in before an April 13 tornado damaged it.

Because the house sits in one of Iowa City's 10 historic and conservation districts, where building codes are stricter, it has to be made better than it was, Buxton said.

"It's just a big headache," said Buxton, who owns six houses damaged by the storm.

It will cost Jim and Becky Buxton $13,000 more to upgrade their College Hill house's vinyl siding to wood, which would have originally clad the 1800s-era house, or cement fiberboard that looks like wood, Buxton said.

Banning vinyl siding is just silly. It's like having local officials deny your ability to put a FM radio or a CD player in your restored Chevy Fleetwood.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Nepotism Gone Wild

From Radio Iowa:
A state audit shows the stepson of the mayor of a small central Iowa town "improperly" took about 45-thousand dollars of city funds. It happened in the city of Reasnor, which is in Jasper County. Kevin Beck, the son of the City Clerk and the stepson of the town's mayor, was hired a year ago to be the clerk who handled the checks that Reasoner residents wrote for sewer services. He was to be paid one-hundred dollars a month.

The audit found that Beck wrote himself 52 checks -- totaling more than 32-thousand dollars from last June to December and withdrew nearly 13-thousand dollars in cash from the city's sewer account. He also wrote checks to a Grinnell hotel, to Wal-Mart to buy headlights and to Hy-Vee. The audit also found Beck had used city money to obtain a prepaid credit card last September, but he didn't use it. In mid-December, Beck's mother told the city council her son had taken 25-thousand dollars and was prepared to pay it back if the council didn't press charges.
Reasnor has a population of 192.

Ma's the City Clerk, StepPa's the Mayor, and it took them 6 months to figure out that Junior was stealing all the sewer money?

How about another chance for the 33 year old kid? Does he have his GED? Maybe he could move to Des Moines and run the CIETC.

Weekend Roundup

You should be reading:

The Political Madman's post After a few days of contemplation...

Krusty Konservative's post Monday Morning Quarterback

O. Kay Henderson's post Nussle, Branstad, and teacher pay:
Nussle also promises to raise teacher pay without raising taxes (Terry Branstad approved two hikes in the state sales tax while he was in office -- and never ended up getting enough cash together to raise teacher pay to the national average). "I believe with the size of our (state) government, which is now sixth-highest in the nation, that we can find the priorities within that bureaucracy, within that giant government to reprioritize and make education the number one issue as opposed to where it has been really disintegrated to under the Vilsack Administration and I will work to get that done," Nussle told reporters this morning. While Nussle refused to lay out specific plans -- such as state worker firings or perhaps a pay freeze, one GOP legislator I just talked to via email said it would take those kind of measures, or perhaps cuts in Medicaid which is eating a huge hole in the budget, to raise the chunk of dough that Nussle needs to achieve his "better than average" promise.
I have to comment on Kay's post because it provides such a perfect historical perspective and lesson.

The Political Forecast/No Nussle crowd will love the irony of Jim Ross Nussle, Chairman of the House Budget Committee since the massive Federal budget deficits started again, talking about how he's going to raise teacher pay without raising taxes. Even the most jaded Republican has to look at Nussle's comments and chuckle. Where does Nussle get off talking like that?

The solution? It sure ain't raisin' taxes. Terry Braindead raised the state's sales tax twice under his reign, and teacher pay slipped anyway. What else did we get under Braindead? Oh yeah, that's right, gambling casinos. For the children, right? Heard that shit a million times...

As I've said before, it's Jim Ross Nussle's campaign to lose.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

You Know What? Vilsack Is Not The Enemy. Vilsack's A Pretty Decent Guy



From Salon's coverage of YearlyKos (read the rest if you don't mind sitting through some ad):
Retired Gen. Wesley Clark, a 2004 White House contender, threw an after-hours party Thursday night in a packed bar at the Hard Rock Hotel, though the open bar only included a limited supply of bottled beer and cheap red wine. New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson showed up Friday morning with breakfast pastries, along with praise for the blogging community and his endorsement of Democrats becoming "the party of [outer] space." Iowa Gov. Tom Vilsack appeared for an education panel before meeting privately with a small pre-selected group of bloggers, without offering so much as a stick of gum.
Tom Vilsack should have brought along some Iowa exports, although young brains look gross, ethanol wouldn't be allowed on a commercial airliner, pig manure would smell like shit.

There's more:
While [one-term VA Guv Mark] Warner wined and dined, Vilsack took a decidedly low-key approach. "I think it's important to focus on the politics and the policy and not the personality," the Iowa governor told a small group of reporters after the education panel. Vilsack also responded to bloggers who have attacked him for serving as the chair of the Democratic Leadership Council, which is reviled by many activists for being too centrist and too accommodating toward Republicans. (Warner is also associated with the DLC, which served as the policy inspiration of Bill Clinton's 1992 campaign).

"You know what, I am not the enemy," Vilsack said, after inviting the Democratic bloggers to hold their next convention in Des Moines. "I am a pretty decent guy."

Awwww, you almost feel sorry for the way Vilsack was so disrespected by a bunch of hand-picked, self-important, Apple-toting, trust fund slumming, crybaby, and smug Kossack commies.

Maybe Vilsack should have brought some corn stover to shove up their asses. Losers.

What a waste of time on Vilsack's part. I sure hope he stopped by the Sapphire Gentlemen's Club for some love, because that's about the only place he could have gotten any around those Kossacks.

Tom Vilsack Would Finish Fourth In Iowa



According to the Des Moines Register's Iowa Poll amongst registered voters who are likely Democratic caucus participants in the presidential race, current Iowa Guv Tom Vilsack would finish fourth.

Who was third? Why, of course, the elitist douchebag, John Kerry!

Hitlery would finish second behind boy wonder John Edwards, who himself probably wouldn't have won re-election to his Senate seat in South Carolina a couple years ago.

Is this the best the Democrats have to offer?

Fourth is probably good for a cabinet position in a Democratic administration. Vilsack's probably hoping for education. He's gotta do something about Iowa teacher pay ranking 42nd in the country. Time's running out and Vilsack's been too busy hanging out at YearlyKos in Vegas.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

YearlyKos: Losing Isn't Everything, It's The Only Thing



Tom Vilsack is speaking at YearlyKos in Vegas this weekend (via Salon, free to read except you have to sit through a Deadwood ad):
At every session, every panel, and every hallway conversation, the underlying motivator had less to do with ideology than victory. These political neophytes and outsiders have passion and a high-tech soapbox to use it. They have come to Vegas to try to prove that they matter. Over the coming days, four possible presidential contenders will come to the decaying Riviera Hotel to woo the online multitudes -- Gen. Wesley Clark, former Virginia Gov. Mark Warner, Iowa Gov. Tom Vilsack and New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson. (Sen. Russ Feingold is attending a Democratic conference in Wisconsin.) "I think there is the case that somebody missed it by not being here," said Joe Trippi, the former campaign manager to Howard Dean, referring to the missing White House aspirants like Sens. Hillary Clinton and Evan Bayh. "Will people look back on this and say they skipped Iowa or they just skipped the winter DNC meeting?"

To date, of course, liberal bloggers do not have much to show for themselves in terms of victory, with the exception of Howard Dean's election as Democratic chairman. Candidates endorsed by the so-called netroots regularly fail to best other Democrats in primaries or Republicans in the general election. (In 2004, Moulitsas handpicked 13 candidates, including several long shots, without a single victory.)

Kos is 1-19 now, right? What a loser. It's amazing that such a loser can attract so many D-list political names (Wesley Clark, Mark Warner, Bill Richardson, and Vilsack).

As I said before, blogs don't matter.

I also said that the Democratic strategy is simply one thing: "Winning Isn't Everything, It's The Only Thing."

Meanwhile South Dakota loser Tom Daschle is willing to bring his asterisk-polling presidential dreams to Vilsack's turf, if needed. Daschle is already touring Des Moines brew pubs with Kent Dorfman, according to Radio Iowa.

Des Moines Has A Big Penis



A longtime reader points to this Register story and aerial photo from Thursday on a "well-endowed flood control" detention basin in the 2600 block of Easton Blvd.

This blog, in the past, has also mentioned the "large titties and bush" design right outside the Iowa Capitol that can be observed from satellite photos via Google Earth:

Ramona Cunningham Was Worth Five Des Moines Police Officers



GED recipient Ramona Cunningham, who was paid $360,000 a year when she was the head of the Central Iowa Employment and Training Consortium (CIETC), was worth the equivalent of five fully-trained Des Moines Police Officers according to this Register story:
Officials said Friday that they would cut the next police academy class in half. The department is already six officers short of full strength, and at least seven officers are expected to retire during the coming fiscal year...

Figuring salary, benefits and equipment, the city pays about $73,000 a year for each police officer on duty.

Meanwhile, former Des Moines Mayoral candidate Pete Rose (not the baseball player), is circulating a petition to remove corrupt councilmen Archie "Civic Thug" Brooks and Tom "Rubber Stamp" Vlassis, who were heavily involved with the CIETC scandal.

Good luck, Charlie Hustle.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Pay Up, Sucka



From the Des Moines Register:
Shoppers in Polk, Dallas and Warren counties would pay an extra penny per dollar on most things they buy as part of a plan by civic leaders to build more recreation trails and boost metro-area cultural attractions.

Supporters say a sales-tax increase to 7 percent would also give communities a new source of money to pay for law enforcement, libraries, street repairs and other services. That, they say, would result in lower property taxes...

"We know that to be considered a world-class city, greater Des Moines must offer more than basic services and a good quality of life," said Doug Reichardt, a West Des Moines insurance executive who will lead the tax effort in Polk County...

"I really believe it is what is needed to bring the metro to its full potential," Des Moines City Councilwoman Christine Hensley said.

Doug Reichardt and Christine Hensley must be on drugs. That's the only thing that could explain such a stupid idea as this.

What? Give the corrupt Des Moines City Council and the corrupt Polk County Board of Stupidvisors more money?

I say: Let the petition go ahead and let people vote on it. I bet it'll lose 9-to-1.

You'll also want to read this comment thread in the Register's blog concerning this issue. Here's some examples:
Come on leaders, get some new innovative thinking or perhaps all of you should be replaced along with Brooks and Vlassis...

If one takes the time to investigate just who is on this board proposing a tax increase, they will find many work for or lead companies in which there are no taxes levied on their companies products...

As has been demonstrated time and time again a sales tax is a regressive tax that unfairly taxes everyone - especially the poor. Besides the fact that we don’t have a local government that can be “trusted.”

HOW MANY SCHOOLS CLOSED AFTER THE ONE CENT SALES TAX INCREASE FOR THE SCHOOLS...

Sounds like a great idea. How about letting Archie Brooks oversee the whole thing.

I always love the euphemisms given to raise our taxes: “improve the quality of life,” “become a world-class city,” “bring the metro to its full potential,” “keep our best and brightest in the state.” What a total crock. I’ve heard that crap for 50 years...
Not surprisingly, there's already a blog about this issue: No New Sales Tax.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Jim Ross Nussle vs Kent Dorfman: The Race To Lose



From O. Kay Henderson's Radio Iowa blog:
Note #6: Does anyone get that "Windy City Tom" reference on that handout the Republicans were giving reporters beforehand? Maybe we should call the GOP and tell them Vilsack's from Pittsburgh, not Chicago.
It looks like the usual bunch of clueless dorks are running the Republican Party in Iowa.

Jim Ross Nussle, indeed.



Meanwhile, on the Democratic side, this is from Radio Iowa:
Democratic gubernatorial candidate Chet Culver is questioning whether Republican rival Jim Nussle can follow through on his promise to raise teacher pay in Iowa to "better than average." Nussle made that promise Wednesday and Culver today (Thursday) is repeating his own pledge to raise teacher pay from 42nd to 25th in the country.

Culver estimates it'd cost roughly four-hundred million dollars to raise Iowa teacher pay to the national average. Culver suggests to go further, as Nussle pledges, might bankrupt the state. "The other thing Congressman Nussle has to realize is that we actually have to balance our budget in Iowa," Culver says. "He's been a part of the biggest deficit in the history of the United States...
Oh. My. God.

Could somebody do worse than Chet Culver Kent Dorfman?

What are you doing here, Kent? You're pointing out that the current governor, Tom Vilsack, a Democrat, has done jack shit over the past 8 years to raise teacher pay in Iowa. May I point out that Vilsack preferred to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on taxpayer-financed corporate welfare than paying teachers? It would be one thing if Kent Dorfman was advocating getting rid of taxpayer-financed corporate welfare in favor of paying teachers more money, but he isn't.

And what's Culver plan for raising teacher pay?

Kudos for Jim Ross Nussle for trying to take the fight to Culver's backyard. That stategy worked for Mod Whalen. But I don't know if Nussle promising the union rats more cheese will get him anywhere.

As far as the teachers are concerned, they could give a crap whether Jim Ross Nussle causes a deficit in order to raise teacher pay. Really. Because in the end the union thugs are going to continue to support Democrats even if Culver is elected and causes teacher pay under his administration to shrink to dead last.

Chris Gorder of Iowa Falls Is A Moonbat

From the Register's Young Adult Board of Contributors:
Exit polling shows 2004 vote stolen

Since it doesn’t seem to be the media’s job to investigate anything thoroughly anymore, I was happy to see Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s article in Rolling Stone about election fraud. Mathematicians, various independent investigators and research groups including Mitofsky international who pioneered exit polling for CBS all found that it was an inescapable conclusion that the election was stolen.

Exit polls are notoriously accurate since they ask people how they voted after leaving the voting booth rather than how they might vote in the future. Even Tom Brokaw stated that the results compared to the exit polls were too different to be anything but suspicious and said, “The people who ran the exit polling, and all those of us who were their clients, recognized that it (the results) was deeply flawed.”

The most egregious discrepancies were in Ohio, Florida and Pennsylvania, which had Kerry winning by at least 4.2 percent or more. A scholar set the odds at 1 in 660,000 that all 3 could have been off so much. He stated it was “impossible the discrepancies between the predicted and actual vote count in the three critical battleground states could have been due to chance or random error.” George Bush has had two terms to sink our economy, belittle our allies, invade non-threatening countries, and gut the environment. That’s without winning a single election. He lost the popular vote in 2000, and because of voter fraud in Florida, and the same thing happened in 2004 and where is the national media’s outrage at the perversion of our great democracy? Where is your outrage America?

— Chris Gorder, Iowa Falls

It is downright shameful that the Register printed this.

I quote Instapundit's recent response to the RFK Jr piece:
ROBERT F. KENNEDY, JR. debunked in Salon. Put that together with the debunkings in Mother Jones and on NPR, and that puts RFK, Jr. in a pretty uncomfortable place. And congratulations to all these outlets for refusing to lend any credence to silly conspiracy theories.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Best Analysis Of The Iowa Guv Race So Far: Todd Dorman

From Todd Dorman's blog at the Mason City Globe Gazette:
Now that the votes are counted, here are a few thoughts on primary night.

Tom Vilsack – He was the first Democrat to win the governor’s office in 30 years and this is the thanks he gets.

His gubernatorial protégé, Mike Blouin, came up short. His hand-picked candidate for secretary of agriculture, Dusky Terry, was trounced. GOP nominee Jim Nussle used much of his speech to flame Vilsack’s record.

Vilsack’s legacy apparently has the shelf-life of week-old milk.

It was very strange to see Vilsack standing far stage right – well outside TV camera range — as Culver delivered his victory speech. For a while I thought the secretary of state was going to forget to acknowledge the governor. Vilsack as an afterthought takes some getting used to.

For a guy who needs to win big in the Iowa caucuses to have any slim shot at the White House, primary night had to be as sobering as it was exhilarating eight years ago.

Jim Nussle – What was Nussle’s campaign thinking?

Here’s a guy who has the nomination in the bag and can deliver a victory speech at a time of his choosing. His staff picks 9:15, long before any TV stations have started election coverage. Unless you were in the room, you didn’t see it.

Not that the speech was riveting.

Here’s a synopsis – everything in Iowa is bad now. But if I win, everything will be good. Very good.

Subtle subtext – all the bad stuff in Washington is not my fault.

Chet Culver – The good news for the secretary of state is he pulled out a hard-fought victory. The bad news is that 61 percent of Democrats who bothered to vote wanted somebody else to win.

Culver did the smart thing by reaching out to his opponents supporters. Whether they reach back is uncertain.

And what’s was his campaign thinking when they decided not to do a fly around tour of the state until Thursday? No sleep till November, folks.

Ed Fallon – Not bad for a guy who ran his campaign out of a minivan. Fallon struck a nerve when he talked about Iowans being sick and tired of politicians bought and paid for by special interests. Culver needs to bring Fallon’s disaffected supporters into the fold if he wants to win.

Iowa voters – The Nussle-Culver race will be the nastiest, costliest and most substance-free political campaign in Iowa history.

You think that prediction sounds like outrageous, hollow hyperbole? Get used to it. There’s more on the way.

I know it's the entire post, but it's that good.

See? It's Jim Ross Nussle's campaign to lose.

Rob Borsellino Continued To Watch FOX News

Rekha Basu's first column since her husband Rob Borsellino's death from ALS is worth your time.

Borsellino never could kick his FOX News habit, could he?

"I'm not crazy about the whole touch-screen idea because there's no paper trail"

The Touchplay Voting Systems got a light workout in yesterday's primary elections, but they mostly got negative reviews.

From Radio Iowa:
Scott County Auditor Karen Fitzsimmons... says Scott County poll workers were instructed not to encourage use of the touch-screens unless someone needed that technology in order to vote. "I'm not crazy about the whole touch-screen idea because there's no paper trail," Fitzsimmons says.
Wait a second! Polk County Auditor Michael Mauro, in excusing Touchplay Voting Machine errors in Dallas County yesterday, said he went with a system that had a paper trail!

WTF?

So is a paper trail optional?

Meanwhile, Deacon Blouin didn't think much of the Touchplay Voting Machines:
Democratic gubernatorial candidate Mike Blouin decided to use the touch-screen technology. Blouin joked with reporters that he was "checkin' out Chet's new system" -- a reference to rival Chet Culver who as Secretary of State is the state's Commissioner of Elections. It took several minutes to complete the process and Blouin wasn't impressed.

"This is going to take forever in a general election," Blouin said. "Good grief."

Meanwhile, Chet Culver (from this cached entry from his web site), the Secretary of State and current Democratic nominee for Governor, had this to say last year on the matter:
But there are challenges remaining with our voting system. Among the types of new voting machines available is a touch screen electronic system, and we may have some counties that choose to use that system. You see, even within the strict rules set out in HAVA, there is local control and the decisions about which systems are used will be made at the county level. This is good in the sense that it leaves control of the system to the people who understand it best, the county officials including auditors who work hard to see that our election returns are accurate and prompt.

But the touch screen system has me concerned, because it doesn’t have with it a voter-verified paper trail, kind of like a receipt tape next to the machine, that will allow a voter to know for sure their vote was counted. In order for a voter to be absolutely certain his or her vote counts, we should require this relatively inexpensive device and demand a paper trail at the polls. So I recently asked the Iowa House of Representatives to join the Iowa Senate in approving a measure that would require a paper trail. I was disappointed that the House did not take action, and its something I think is worth pursuing in the future to demand total integrity in the voting system as aided by technology.
Culver's right. A paper trail should have been required. It also should have been a high priority of the Iowa Legislature to get such a requirement passed.


Update: Senate File 351, from 2005's session, would have required a paper trail. It passed the Iowa Senate, 48-0, but got gummed up in the Iowa House due to complaints from some county auditors.

It sure would be nice to know who opposed a paper trail.

And why didn't the 2006 legislative session cover this?

Pottawattamie County Has Some Idiots Running It

From Radio Iowa:
Election officials in southwest Iowa's Pottawattamie County are having to recount some four-thousand ballots from Tuesday's primary election -- by hand...

...They were using brand new and "relatively untested" optical scanning-style voting machines
This is just sheer incompetence. And not unlike what happened in Dallas County yesterday with the fancy new Touchplay Voting Machines.

Kent Dorfman vs Jim Ross Nussle



I was right yesterday when I said:
The Political Machine, of either party, still rules.

What choices!

A legacy puppet controlled by old Bill Knapp or some guy who was in DC way too long, divorced his wife to marry some lobbyist, and was chairman of the committee that created some whoppin huge budget deficits.

And what about the quandary for Democrats: Some simply won't vote for a pro-death penalty candidate.

This race is Jim Ross Nussle's to lose.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Touchplay Voting Machines Generating Incorrect Ballots

From the Des Moines Register:
A Drake University law professor, Neil Hamilton, reported confusion with the new touch-screen voting machines, which are designed to help voters with disabilities who can't use a pen to fill in the ballot ovals.

Hamilton, who voted in Dallas County, said the electronic print-out of his vote showed a different candidate than the name he’d touched on the screen.

“I went and told the officials, ‘You’ve got a problem. This isn’t who I voted for,’” he said.

Election officials marked two of Hamilton’s ballots as spoiled before he was sure his third ballot had been tallied correctly.

Officials in the Dallas County auditor’s office could not be immediately reached for comment, but Polk County Auditor Michael Mauro said he’d heard a couple similar reports from around the area.

“They think the voting machine’s broke. They’re not,” Mauro said. “Let’s put this to bed right now. It’s a marking device, it doesn’t count any type of ballot. They’re not voting machines at all. Think of the marking device as an electronic pencil. All you do is turn off the marking device and use the regular pencil.”
Well, well, well. Michael Mauro.

Is that the same Michael Mauro who wants to be Secretary of State?

Is Michael Mauro attempting to excuse the incorrect printing of a paper ballot.

What if the voter doesn't check to see that the paper ballot has been incorrectly printed?

To mess up a close election, all you need to have is:
  • A bunch of typical Democratic voter sabotage
  • The hiring of a telemarketing firm by the party
  • A "fake but accurate" voting machine overseen by the likes of Chet Culver or Michael Mauro to tip the difference and inject doubt.
  • Simmer for a long time with a gullible corporate media staffed full of lefties
  • And voila! Instant finger-pointing at Republicans.
  • Rinse and repeat as necessary.

Register Editorial Board: Shoot Our Marines First, Ask Questions Later

They loathe the military, don't they?
The allegations of a massacre in Haditha are also a reminder of the horrors of war. Soldiers get tired. They're afraid. They've seen so much violence. And when a friend gets killed, they may end up doing something they never would have dreamed of doing.

Compare and contrast that editorial with this pro-criminal opinion piece from yesterday:
People in jails are frequently not yet convicted of a crime. They could be innocent, but a judge was unwilling to release them before a trial or they didn't have enough money to make bail...

...Yet getting tough on crime has resulted in locking up thousands of people who arguably don't deserve being removed from society and won't be best served behind bars. Jails don't rehabilitate people, and a criminal record means they likely won't be able to get jobs once released. The convict and society are worse off.

Predictions, Jack Germond



Krusty is predicting tonight's outcome in the Terrace Hill race and the 1st District Congressional primary. A full set of Krusty predictions can be found here.

Iowa Ennui has a roundup but doesn't make any specific predictions.

I'm not going to make any specific predictions, mostly because I'm watching this from two states away, but here are some things to think about:

Iowans say they want change, but they would have re-elected Vilsack until he died or moved to DC to become a lobbyist. Same with Terry Braindead. Same with Robert "Filthy" Ray.

The Political Machine, of either party, still rules. Blogs don't matter. Neither do television ads, for the most part.

Democrats, in particular, will hold their nose and vote for who appears to be a potential winner over who really reflects their core principles.

Can primaries also turn out the party faithful in unexpected numbers for a particular candidate; one who has considerable party grassroots and even bi-partisan support? We'll see later tonight.


Update: The much-missed Bacon's take from the Comments section of a Political Forecast post:
What they need, I guess, is a candidate so obsessed with campaign contributions that he will say anything and do anything to raise a buck. I guess they need a candidate who will take money from anyone and who gets most of his contributions from out-of-state. The fact is that whoever wins the nomination will have plenty of cash in November. You are the one who has been saying that Fallon and Blouin and all their supporters need to get behind Culver if he wins on Tuesday. Are you suggesting that Culver’s supporters wouldn’t get behind one of the other candidates with both their support and their checkbooks? Interesting.

I think if Culver wins tomorrow he will have to thank his lucky stars that this race didn’t end in a week or two weeks because momentum is definitely not in his favor. The self-declared presumptive favorite has squandered a double-digit lead in the polls and his campaign is bleeding so badly that they wouldn’t even let the big oof participate in the KUNI debate, knowing full well that everytime he opens his mouth he manages to lose votes.

The worst thing Democrats could do is send this man-child into battle against Nussle (I keep thinking of Lennie, from “Of Mice and Men”). The best thing Democrats can do on Tuesday is play the part of “George” and put the metaphorical luger to our “Lennie’s” head by casting a vote for someone else.
Bacon's right.

And while a lot of Fallon supporters will hold their nose and vote for Kent Dorfman, if Culver wins the nomination, I think quite a few will choose to support whoever is the Green Candidate when they announce it tomorrow.

Iowa Statehouse Democrats Trying To Have It Both Ways Regarding Eminem's Domain



From Todd Dorman's blog in the Mason City Globe Gazette:
For one thing, Democrats are in a tight spot. Most of them voted for the eminent domain bill. But are they willing to slap the governor with a major legislative defeat? Not likely. And without Democratic support there is no overrride, no special session.

Now they’re scouring the Iowa Constitution looking for a way out. Perhaps it’s in a secret code written on the back.

Meanwhile, over at Radio Iowa:
Senate Republican Leader Mary Lundby of Marion says Democrats should instead join the effort to override Vilsack's veto. "If they didn't believe in it, they wouldn't have voted for it...so this shouldn't be an exercise in futility," Lundby says. "It should be an exercise of the majority, the large majority of the legislature responding to the veto of a bill that we almost all agreed to."

You know, it's almost hard to believe. The Republicans in Iowa are actually acting like they grew a couple and are trying to get the right thing done. First it was Touchplay, now it's a sensible reaction to Kelo.

Meanwhile, Statehouse Democrats are trying to weasel their way out of their vote so they can WIN. Because winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. Even if screws the little people they always like to falsely claim they represent. Right?

Archie Brooks Is The Biggest Asshole In Des Moines

From the Des Moines Register:
Des Moines City Councilman Archie Brooks said tonight he will resign if he finds — after talking with neighborhood leaders in his ward — he has truly lost the ability to be effective as an elected official...

Brooks’ remarks followed a heated city council meeting where six Des Moines residents asked him and Councilman Tom Vlassis to resign because of their roles in the CIETC scandal.

“How long, Mr. Vlassis and Mr. Brooks, will you abuse our patience?” asked Des Moines resident Al Schlaf, who lives in the Sherman Hill neighborhood on the city’s west side. “How long will it take for you to do the proper thing and resign from this council?”

Brooks, who has been the key lightening rod for criticism, blamed much of Monday night’s outcry upon Republican activists.

“To the people I represent, I will be asking and talking to them. Not to one or two people or not to a group of organized Republicans,” Brooks said.

Voter records of the six people who spoke Monday show that each are registered Democrats and two live within Brooks’ ward.

Fuck who, Political Forecast?

Monday, June 05, 2006

Those Poor Criminals

From the Register Editorial Board, or perhaps written by some ultra-liberal teenager nitwit:
It's disappointing a creative species like Homo sapiens can't figure out how to better deal with fellow men and women who break the law. According to a new government report, almost 2.2 million U.S. residents were living behind bars last summer - an increase of more than 56,000 from the same time in 2004. That translates into a weekly rise of more than 1,000 inmates.

The largest increase was perhaps the most troubling - in booming jails. People in jails are frequently not yet convicted of a crime. They could be innocent, but a judge was unwilling to release them before a trial or they didn't have enough money to make bail.

Granted, some criminals should never see the light of day again. Yet getting tough on crime has resulted in locking up thousands of people who arguably don't deserve being removed from society and won't be best served behind bars. Jails don't rehabilitate people, and a criminal record means they likely won't be able to get jobs once released. The convict and society are worse off.

Human beings have sent people to the moon. We can use satellite technology to watch a cockroach scurrying through the streets of a Third World country. Yet we still lock up in a cage even the least threatening of criminals.

There must be a saner and more creative way to deal with lawbreakers.
A random search this afternoon of the Polk County Jail Web Site reveals the latest bunch of offenders: OWI, OWI 2nd Offense, 2nd Degree Burglary, Driving While Barred, Possession To Deliver Crack Cocaine, Assault Domestic Abuse With Injury, Public Intox with a Probation Violation, 1st Degree Harassment, Child Endangerment, 3rd Degree Sexual Abuse, Assault Willful Injury, 2nd Degree Robbery, and so on.

Anybody can cross reference these names with the Iowa Courts Online Search web site and probably see a long list of priors.

Which one of these people, not yet convicted of a crime and possibly innocent, should be released before trial because they can't make bail? The drunk driver? The crack dealer? The robber? The assaulter? The harasser? The sexual abuser? The guy with the probation violation? Come on, Register Editorial Board, tell us who should go free!

Fuzzy Zoeller's Amazing Hole In One In West Des Moines

If you haven't seen Fuzzy Zoeller's amazing hole in one, take a look at this 35 second video of it.

Here's the story from the Des Moines Register:
Fuzzy Zoeller never saw his hole-in-one disappear into the cup on the 16th hole.

"I was behind the bushes, already thinking about my next shot," Zoeller admitted after the second round of the Allianz Championship on Saturday.

Zoeller pulled a 7-iron on the 173-yard 16th. The ball went over the green and nestled into the second cut of rough.

"I started walking and asked my caddie for my sand wedge because I figured I was going to chip it," Zoeller said.

After sitting in the rough for approximately 10 seconds, the ball started rolling and did a beeline for the cup.

Zoeller didn't know what had happened until the crowd erupted in celebration.

"It was a great shot, let me tell you," Zoeller said. "I hit such a crappy shot to get it to where it was going. It's a crazy game. I'm glad I don't have to do this for a living."

He Said NADS



From the Des Moines Register:
University of Iowa officials are overhauling the National Advanced Driving Simulator, a highly-sought $80 million program that has sputtered in recent years, faculty said.

"It wasn't fulfilling what it was supposed to do," said Barry Butler, dean of the U of I College of Engineering.

The simulator, a three-ton machine that uses projected images, sound and motion to recreate the effects of driving, was expected to be the ultimate virtual proving ground for the auto industry and the government. Yet the simulator, still highly touted, lost more than $7 million for the two most recent fiscal years, the U of I reported.

The project's revenue, which includes tax money, contracts and grants, fell more than $1.6 million short of its operating expenses for fiscal years 2004 and 2005, the U of I reported. More than $5 million spent on technology upgrades during those two years has not been recouped.

The federal government, which bankrolled 80 percent of the project, will not rescue the U of I should the simulator continue to run in the red, said Elly Martin, spokeswoman for the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration...

The U.S. Department of Transportation paid $65.3 million of the simulator's $80.8 million cost, with the U of I contributing $11.6 million and private companies paying $3.9 million. The government has the right to use the simulator two-thirds of the time for research on improving safety. Corporate users have included General Motors and Ford.
This blog wrote a history of the NADS in February 2005.

It sure is fun to go back and read quotes from 1992 by Chuck "fauxscal conservative" Grassley, Tom Harkin, and even Mike Blouin on this expensive turkey of a pork project.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Gannett Used To Be Worse Than Enron

Snooping around the internet this evening, I noticed that Gannett stock had been downgraded. I also noticed that Gannett stock has gone down considerably over the past two years, making it a very poor choice as a long term investment. The stock had been almost $90 a share in 2004, but as of last Friday it had bottomed out at $54.31. Gannett is the owner of the Des Moines Register.

Then I got curious about what sort of options Gannett employees are granted when it comes to investing individual contributions and any company-matching funds in their 401K accounts.

I found this from February 2002:
Gannett Co., Inc., (NYSE:GCI) announced today the Board of Directors has amended the company’s 401(k) Plan to allow employees the immediate right to diversify all of their Plan investments.

Previously, employees under age 55 could not sell the shares of Gannett common stock they received as the company-match portion of the 401(k) Plan.

Gannett’s 401(k) Plan includes 12 different investment funds, including the company-match stock fund and a voluntary Gannett stock fund.

Douglas H. McCorkindale, Gannett’s chairman, president and chief executive officer, said: “Our Board reviewed the 401(k) Plan restrictions and decided they simply were outmoded. While the Board considers Gannett stock to be an excellent investment, the directors want to provide our employees with the flexibility to plan their own financial future.”
What happened in late 2001 and early 2002?

Enron
.

This is from Reason Magazine in April 2002:
Enron maintained a rather typical 401(k) plan for a company of its size. It offered 20 investment options, its own stock being one. It matched 50 percent of employee contributions-up to 6 percent of a salary-with Enron stock. Workers couldn't sell shares their employer gave them until they turned 50, a common restriction for gifted stock. They were not prohibited from selling stock they purchased.

Iowa Democrats: Winning Isn't Everything, It's The Only Thing

From the Des Moines Register:
Chet Culver holds an 8-point lead over Mike Blouin and a 15-point advantage over Ed Fallon among likely Democratic voters who will choose the party's nominee for governor in Tuesday's primary election.

The polling data is rather interesting:



The most important issue facing Iowa Democrats? Who can beat Jim Ross Nussle. That's the old "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing" stategy that gets members of the other party elected.

But at least half of Democrats polled want a change in course from the ways of Governor Vilsack:



How is electing either Culver or Blouin, both proponents of taxpayer-financed corporate welfare, any type of change from the policies of Vilsack?

Really, now.


Update: Looks like the Iowa City Press-Citizen has endorsed Ed Fallon in the primary.

CIETC Latest: Where Can Councilman "Rubber Stamp" Go To Get His Credit Rating Back?



The Des Moines Register has uncovered a charge card in the CIETC scandal:
Ramona Cunningham charged thousands of dollars in unexplained purchases to a CIETC credit card — including show tickets from a Las Vegas-based company, items at a local electronics store and rooms at a lakefront golf resort — the agency's financial records show...

...The records, obtained by The Des Moines Register, were turned over by former CIETC board member Tom Vlassis in the past three weeks as part of the criminal probe. The credit card was issued to Vlassis, a Des Moines City Councilman.

Vlassis said in an interview last week that he never reviewed the statements to see how the card was used, even though the CIETC board told Cunningham when the card was approved in April 2002 that it was to reserve hotel rooms and airline tickets for business-related trips. "The card would not be used for any other purpose," according to minutes of a board meeting.
The Register's story has a breakdown of some of the charges.

Then you've gotta love this one:
Vlassis said he opened the CIETC charge account at the request of Cunningham and Tesdell, who did not return telephone calls seeking comment.

The bills were sent to CIETC offices, Vlassis said. Some payments incurred late fees that could affect his credit record.
Des Moines City Councilman Tom "Rubber Stamp" Vlassis is obviously the victim here. Boo hoo! Where can Vlassis go to get his credit rating back?

Saturday, June 03, 2006

O. Kay On The Vilsack Anti-Kelo Veto

From the Radio Iowa blog by O. Kay Henderson:
Lots of legislators are not satisfied with Vilsack's veto. House Speaker Christopher Rants immediately suggested lawmakers may try to come back in special session to attempt to override Vilsack's veto. Democratic gubernatorial candidate Ed Fallon said he's vote for the over-ride, so Rants now has 52 votes.

The GOP may find it difficult to marshall the other Democrat legislators necessary to call themselves back in special session. The top Democrats in the House and Senate both issued statements supportive of Vilsack's idea of drafting a new bill. If Vilsack calls lawmakers back himself -- as he pledged to do if they'll rewrite the bill -- there's always a possibility things could degenerate to a veto override vote anyway.

Again, it seems an odd fight to pick for someone who wants to start running for president. Continued negotiations over this will divert his attention from national politics, and it will give critics something to pin on him in the presidential sweepstakes -- "he's anti-property owner" they'll say. Oops. They're already saying it. The Institute for Justice just sent me an email with the subject line: Governor Vilsack Turns His Back on Homeowners.

I called it political suicide.

It really doesn't make any sense. Unless, of course, you follow the money.

Anybody want to do it?

Kirk Ferentz: Iowa's $2.7 Million Dollar Man



From the Des Moines Register:
University of Iowa football coach Kirk Ferentz became more of a millionaire Friday.

School officials announced that Ferentz would receive an additional $1.4million annually. That money will be paid quarterly, but some or all of the compensation may be deferred. The school’s action raises Ferentz’s guaranteed compensation to $2.7million annually through June 30, 2012.

In addition, Iowa also gave Ferentz an immediate payment of $1.4 million on Friday...

Michael Gartner, chairman of the Iowa Board of Regents, also defended Ferentz’s pay. The coach, in his seventh season at Iowa, earned a total of $2.08 million last season, counting incentive bonuses.

“I come from a life where I’ve dealt with television anchormen, and football coaches are like anchormen,” said Gartner, former president of the news division at NBC. “They’re vital to the success of the enterprise. Coach Ferentz’s salary is reasonable, appropriate and not one bit out of line.”

...Ferentz will now be the third-highest-paid college coach in the United States

The football team under Ferentz has been good and draws sellout crowds, but that's a lot of money.

It's just going to be an excuse for other colleges and universities to hike the salaries of their football (and basketball) coaches even further.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Vilsack Vetoes Anti-Kelo Bill, Embraces Civic Thuggery

Tom Vilsack committed political suicide today, vetoing anti-Kelo legislation that easily passed the Iowa Legislature (Iowa Senate 43-6 and the Iowa House 89-5).

Excuse #1:
Vilsack said House File 2351 does not maintain a proper balance between protecting private property rights and encouraging economic development that is vital to the state's growth.
In other words, Vilsack in favor of civic thuggery, like the kind that corrupt Des Moines City Councilman Archie Brooks prefers.

Excuse #2:
[Vilsack] said he was particularly troubled by a provision that allowed condemnation to proceed on a proposed ADM corn-milling plant expansion in Clinton but not on other proposed projects.
I don't think this has anything to do with ADM. It's not about jobs when the state's unemployment rate is 3.6%. It has everything to do with Vilsack's mental illness whereby he thinks that government knows best and government has every right to take your home or business and give it to some politically-connected and rich lawyer or business for their own profit.

The Iowa Legislature now has 28 days to override Vilsack's veto. Can they do it?


Update: All the more reason to vote for Ed Fallon.

Krusty Konservative kalls Vilsack a "home wrecker"

Later Update: From the home office on 10th Street:
State Representative and gubernatorial candidate Ed Fallon (D-Des Moines) is calling today for a special session of the Legislature to override Governor Vilsack’s veto of a bill which would have protected Iowans from the abuse of eminent domain. The bill overwhelmingly passed in the Iowa Legislature this spring.

Fallon said there are legitimate uses of eminent domain for public purposes, but Iowans need greater protection from its abuses.

“Thousands of Iowans were counting on this legislation to protect their farms, homes and businesses from condemnation,” Fallon said. “It’s simply wrong to condemn one person’s property for another person’s gain.”

Fallon said that if no special session is called, an eminent domain bill would be a top priority of his administration.

“I would sign this bill in a second,” Fallon said.


Fallon has worked with hundreds of citizens across Iowa to protect them from the threatened use of eminent domain in Page, Clarke, Madison, Marshall, Jefferson, Mahaska, Howard, Winneshiek, Polk and Dallas counties.

Fallon noted that the eminent domain bill vetoed by Governor Vilsack passed the Iowa Senate 43-6 and the Iowa House 89-5.

“It’s clear that a wide majority of Iowans want this protection,” Fallon said. “Regardless of whether I win the June 6 primary, I’m committed to convince my legislative colleagues to come back into special session to override the Governor’s veto. I’m committed to seeing they receive it.”

Vilsack To Veto Iowa's Eminem Domain Bill?

Hold on there!



I've received a number of emails saying that Vilsack is going to veto the anti-Kelo Eminem Domain bill that passed the Iowa Senate 43-6 and the Iowa House 89-5.

Check back after 1:30pm for more details concerning Vilsack's ongoing political suicide.

Vilsack Unsure About Law Concerning Eminem's Domain



From Radio Iowa:
Governor Tom Vilsack says he can see both sides of the argument over a bill that would curb local governments' ability to seize land for economic development projects. Vilsack must take action by the end of the day on the bills passed by the 2006 Iowa Legislature, and the governor says he's "struggling" over his decision on that particular bill.
Considering that HF 2351 passed the Iowa Senate 43-6 and then the Iowa House 89-5, I don't think Vilsack has much of a choice here.

Remember that Vilsack signed the English-only law in 2001 and it passed the Iowa Legislature by a significantly smaller margin, but the real driving force on that issue was polling data that said that 81% of Iowans supported English-only.

Once Vilsack signs the anti-Kelo bill into law it's not like he's going to have to grovel to The League of Cities and the 17 largest chambers of commerce in Iowa like he did to all the pro-illegal, slave-wage supporting Latino groups in 2004. Vilsack will only have to answer to our favorite civic thug.

F NADER



Those people at the DMV are kind of clueless:
For the past five years John Miller’s 1966 Chevrolet Corvair has had personalized license plates with the letters “F NADER.” The message has been an inside joke among classic car enthusiasts.

But Iowa Department of Transportation officials don’t share Miller’s humor. They have asked him to remove the plates and to surrender them to the Boone County treasurer’s office.

State officials recently determined the “F” is shorthand for a four-letter vulgarity aimed at consumer advocate Ralph Nader. Nader wrote a 1965 book, “Unsafe at Any Speed,” which criticized the safety features of many American automobiles, citing General Motors’ sporty Corvair as a example and damaging its reputation.

Miller, 51, enjoys restoring old Corvairs in his spare time, and he has four of the 1960s-era, rear-engine cars at his home in Boone. He said he never intended to be rude by displaying the black and gold personalized plates, which are a University of Iowa Hawkeye version. He said he has often seen Corvairs from other states with identical license plate lettering at national gatherings of car collectors.

“Usually, it doesn’t raise an eyebrow. It just brings chuckle,” Miller said. When strangers have asked him what the “F” stands for, he has responded in jest that it’s an initial for “Fred,” and that he’s Ralph Nader’s brother.

Miller obtained the personalized plates from the Iowa Department of Transportation in 2001. He said nobody griped about the combination of letters the past five years. But state officials recently decided to act after receiving a complaint from Joel Paulson of Ames, who called the plates offensive.

“‘F NADER’ is obviously this Corvair owner’s response to Ralph Nader’s charge against the Corvair. I don’t believe I should have to explain to my children about ‘F NADER,’” Paulson wrote in a May 16 letter.

Some other plates that will soon be banned:

J NUSSLE - How do I explain to my children what "jerkoff" means?

C CULVER - Don't upset the feminists with this one.

A BROOKS - Listen, we know Archie Brooks is an asshole. Do we have to advertise it? Somebody call Governor Vilsack's staff so it can be covered up.

Tom Vilsack, Still Blundering



The Register Editorial Board cleans Vilsack's clock:
Vilsack made it clear Thursday that the CIETC report, prepared by the state Department of Administrative Services, should have been made public. Yet, the first instinct of the governor's staff was to refuse its release. That suggests a culture of secrecy exists in the governor's office, not a culture of openness.

It's more like a culture of corruption.

Your Tax Dollars, Hard At Work At Home And Supervising Nobody



From the Des Moines Register:
The investigation by the Iowa Department of Administrative Services revealed little new information about CIETC but describes a wide variety of problems at Workforce Development.

Among the findings:
• A “quick review of a few personnel files” showed that Workforce Development has been granting pay raises to some employees with no evaluations being completed, which is a violation of state policy.

• One Workforce Development employee, Terry Augustus, earned $75,000 last year as a supervisor although he supervised no employees. Colleagues told investigators that Augustus was a “favorite” of top agency officials who awarded him special pay above his regular salary. Augustus has no defined job duties and works from home.

• The process of filling jobs at Workforce Development lends itself to allegations of favoritism. The agency’s official spokeswoman, Kerry Koonce, was hired in February through a process that included applicant scoring that was “very narrow in its scope, allowing for Koonce to score high” on the test, the report says.

• Job-retention bonuses were handed out to two Workforce Development employees who were entertaining no other job offers at the time and had no intention of leaving the state agency. Those bonuses totaled $15,510.
Fuck who, Political Forecast?

That's right, and your man wants man's staff wanted to cover it all up. I'm talking the same Guv whose spokesperson blamed funding troubles on Federal budget cuts, not wasteful spending.

I'm sure that most or all of these people involved are members of that dirty, stinking, filthy, inbred Democratic Machine in Polk County.

What a culture of corruption.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Hoosegow Honey Email


29,

Problem is, she's a skank. Drugged out, black eyes, hair that looks like she's been using it to clean out the trunk of an Oldsmobile... Yuck. And, no, the "What Not to Wear" crowd couldn't fix this hick...

Jaibones

What are you talkin about, Bones?

You must have seen this one instead:

Vilsack's Blame Game

O. Kay Henderson of Radio Iowa turns in one of the best posts ever about Vilsack

You know what I love about this? The stories behind what's supposed to be the main story. Read them all!

One thing I'll miss about Vilsack is how he and his family play The Blame Game:

The Guv blames his dog for being late.

The son blames security when he leaves the keys in his car and it's stolen from Terrace Hill.

The Guv's wife (a few years before he was Guv) blames the slurred speech of Blacks, Polacks, and Southerners when she wants to order a side saddle in Virginny.

And when the Guv destroys public records, he blames it on being technologically deficient by not knowing how to respond to an email in the year 2003.

And this guy wants to be president?

Ed Fallon Can't Be Bought

But you can buy Ed Fallon at the Iowa Governor's Race market.

(hat tip: Political Madman)

"And This Is Where The Magic Happens"



Outgoing University of Iowa Athletic Director Bob Bowlsby's house sold:
Iowa athletic director Bob Bowlsby can scratch one thing off his to-do list before moving to Stanford University.

Bowlsby said Wednesday morning that he has sold his house near Solon, which was listed at a cost of $1.45 million.

The home, which features six bedrooms, five baths and an outdoor swimming pool, was on the market less than a week and it sold for more than the listing price.
The bastard! And I took a bath on mine when I had to move.


Update: It's still showing on Realtor.com, at least on Thursday morning

Later Update: Gee, somebody sure got a deal on the property taxes. Assessed value for 2006 was only $883,810.

Sealed With A Kiss



Vilsack: "As long as I can stonewall, mostly because of the sheer number of Democrats affected by the CIETC scandal, the report is sealed."

Brandi, You're A Fine Fugitive

Fellow ex-pat Iowahawk ups the ante with his latest Hoosegow Honey entry: Brandi, a 19 year old fugitive from justice:

More Iowa-Centric Blogs

Iowa Ennui has a post about some newly discovered Iowa-centric blogs.

I have to agree that Bret Hayworth's Politically Speaking blog in the Sioux City Journal is a fun read. The RSS feed doesn't work worth a crap and I can't determine how you can link to an individual post, but it's one I'll visit often.

And although I'm late to the game, I also have to say that O. Kay Henderson's blog at Radio Iowa is consistently excellent. Here's an example of what I'm talking about.

All that "behind the scenes" stuff is fascinating. Newspapers should have the balls to print more of this kind of stuff. Forget the old fashioned J-skool rulez. We want the goods!