It's Steve King!
While Tom Latham might have received more Republican votes in his district, Steve King won with a larger overall percentage.
King is a polarizing figure, for sure, but voters love a politician with big balls, and Steve King has BIG BALLS.
Jim Ross Nussle didn't have big balls. Jim Leach didn't have big balls. Jeff Lameberti didn't have big balls. Mod Whalen didn't have big balls.
The Republican Party of Iowa is mostly run and influenced by Republicans who have small balls.
Robert Ray has small balls. Terry Braindead has small balls. They want liberals and Democrats to love them. They want their bi-partisan bullshit. They're compromisers. They're not fiscal or social conservatives to any degree.
Greg Ganske should have beaten Tom Harkin, but Tom Harkin had bigger balls.
Tom Vilsack beat Jim Ross Lightfoot because Tom Vilsack had bigger balls.
Some politicians don't always exhibit bigger balls, but they win anyway because their opponent just has smaller balls. That's why Culver beat Nussle.
The only politician that doesn't conform to this theory is fauxscal conservative Chuck Grassley. I think he has fake big balls. You know what I'm talking about here.
And here to entertain you is the world's most popular female AC/DC tribute band, Hell's Belles:
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