Is John Edwards a bigger douchebag than John Kerry?:
Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards acknowledged Thursday that amid his criticism of Wal-Mart Stores Inc., a volunteer member of his staff asked the world's largest retailer for help obtaining a hot new Sony Playstation 3 for Edwards' family.
Edwards, a potential 2008 presidential candidate, told The Associated Press that the volunteer "feels terrible" about seeking the game unit at Wal-Mart while his boss claims the retailer doesn't treat its employees fairly.
"My wife, Elizabeth, wanted to get a Playstation3 for my young children. She mentioned it in front of one of my staff people. That staff person mentioned it in front of a volunteer who said he would make an effort to get one. He was making an effort to go get one for himself," Edwards said.
"Elizabeth and I knew nothing about this. He feels terrible about this. He made a mistake and he knows he should not have used my name," Edwards said.
Wal-Mart had noted in a news release Thursday that on the same day Edwards was criticizing the company in a conference call with union-backed activists, the volunteer staff member had asked a Raleigh, N.C., electronics department manager to obtain a PS3 for the ex-senator's family.
Earlier Thursday, Edwards had said in a statement e-mailed by spokeswoman Kim Rubey: "We instructed no one to contact Wal-Mart on our behalf."
From Wal-Mart headquarters in Bentonville, Ark., company spokesman David Tovar said the Edwards staff member left a voicemail at the Raleigh store and identified himself as an Edwards staff member.
When the manager returned the call, the staff member again identified himself as working for Edwards, and Wal-Mart said it confirmed it with Edwards' office. The retailer issued a written statement Thursday accusing Edwards of not wanting to wait his turn.
"While the rest of America's working families are waiting patiently in line, Sen. Edwards wants to cut to the front," the Wal-Mart statement said.
This summer, Wal-Mart hired Edelman executive Leslie Dach as its public relations director and put him on the company's executive team. Analysts predicted the retailer would likely become more aggressive toward its critics.
Edwards, the Democrats' vice-presidential candidate in 2004, spoke Wednesday to supporters of union-backed WakeUpWalMart.com on a conference call launching the group's holiday season campaign to pressure Wal-Mart for better labor standards.
In the call, he repeated a story about his son Jack disapproving of a classmate buying sneakers at Wal-Mart.
"If a 6-year-old can figure it out, America can definitely figure this out," Edwards said.
First off, I don't believe for a second that John Edwards, who's worth a gadzillion dollars, has a 6 year old child who goes to school with the sort of kid whose parents buy children's shoes at Wal-Mart. I could be wrong, but I have a pretty good bullshit detector. What sort of 6 year old carps about where his classmates' parents buy their children's shoes from? Oh, yeah, that's right, some fucking rich Democrat elitist lawyer's kid, that's who. Maybe the story is true. After all, asshole lawyers and senators like John Edwards think they're better and smarter than the average dumbshit dolt who works or shops at Wal-Mart, and Edwards is probably still in political mode at home so the kid only hears this endless stream of bullshit coming out of dad's mouth and regurgitates it at school.
Oh, come on. Edwards thinks he can lie about what his child says, using him as some sort of political tool so he can score cheap political points and get away with it. Well, there's this thing called Karma, and it will fuck you in the ass if you mess with it. Actually, Karma will make your wife fat and then give her breast cancer, so watch out, pretty boy. The man upstairs is pissed at you. And his name is Sam. And he used to live in Des Moines.
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