The DNC Hates Iowa Crackers

From the AP Wire:

A Democratic National Committee panel considering changes to the presidential primary calendar voted Thursday to allow just two other states to join Iowa and New Hampshire in voting early in 2008.

If the full DNC adopts the recommendation, one state would be allowed to hold a caucus between Iowa's caucus and the New Hampshire primary, and a second would hold a primary shortly after the New Hampshire contest.

Supporters said limiting the new states to two instead of the four some had proposed would accomplish the goal of increasing racial and ethnic diversity without front-loading the calendar or diminishing the traditional roles of Iowa and New Hampshire. Both states have been criticized as unrepresentative of the country given their size and nearly all-white populations...

Ten states plus the District of Columbia have applied to fill the two slots: Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Hawaii, Michigan, Mississippi, Nevada, South Carolina and West Virginia.

That's going to piss off a few people in Iowa and New Hampshire.

Bring it on.

You might as well write off DC. They'll only vote for crack-smokin', Jew-hatin' niggaz.

Hawaii, as nice as it is in January, is unrealistic because of the problems caused by massive jet lag, although it would be fun to watch politicians pander to the Hawai'i separatist movement.

Michigan has an open primary, which means that Democrats can vote for John McCain and Republicans can vote for Al Sharpton. That's wrong. Plus if you think flying a small prop plane around Iowa in January sucks, try hopping around Michigan during a lake effect snowfall.

The Democrats ought to have a Southern state or two thrown into the mix. South Carolina and either Arkansas or Mississippi would be good choices.

The Democrats' last three elected presidents were from southern states (Clinton/Arkansas, Carter/Georgia, LBJ/Texas). The moonbats can include Gore, if they want. All the loser candidates were "intelligent" Yankee douchebags like Kerry, Dukakis, Mondale, McGovern, and Humphrey. That's something to think about.