We get the weirdest anonymous emails:
Whoever you are:
Bullying people through their spouses is low, even for you with no name and no face. In your persistent tirade against David Oman and the proposed rainforest, you mention that Jennifer Oman is employed by the Register. She isn't and never has been. Her syndicated column did run in the paper for several years, but she's retired from that. You really need to do some fact-checking.
We did some fact-checking.
We went to Jennifer Oman's web site after we visited
the Des Moines Register's web site in the Life section.
We really don't care who signs Mrs Oman's checks. You're splitting hairs. It's kind of like complaining that
Larry King doesn't
really work for CNN because in fact he's really a Time Warner employee.
Your site is disturbing in many other ways, too. It is so easy to cower behind anonymity and make rude, snide and possibly libelous remarks about hard-working journalists who are held accountable for what they write because their articles are bylined. Who are you? No one knows. Why don't you stand up and be held accountable? Because someone might sue your pathetic ass?
We usually don't knock too many journalists for what they write in proper
news articles. That's pretty rare, but it does happen. We normally knock opinions written under the
black veil of anonymity by certain Editorial Boards. We also love whacking the occasional guest op-ed and the usual gang of
letter to the editor writers. Who needs a joke department when Iowa is literally bursting at the seams with humorous talent?
What would it matter if you knew who we were?
Would you send us threatening mail to our houses like the fascist vegan terrorists did to those professors in Iowa City? Would you sign us up for hundreds of magazine subscriptions? Would you tell us to "
Get AIDS and die"? Of course some people would do that, or worse. But people who come up with dumb ideas and dumb opinions deserve to get called on the carpet about it, especially if they're advocating taking an absolute truckload of cash from Iowa's taxpayers to do it. And is there anything in the Constitution about requiring those who engage in rebuttal or criticism to publish their names, addresses, phone, or Social Security numbers?
What do you want? Some sort of
Aaron Burr duel? No thanks.
David Oman strikes us as a
con artist, pure and simple.
He's arrogant. He fails to
meet deadlines. He does
whatever the heck he wants. He's always hiding from the media, except when he has a story he wants to put out. He can't raise a dime of private money for the Rainforest in Coralville. NOT A DIME!
And he's had six years! Do you think our criticism of him is
libelous because we say
Show Me The Money? We're not scared in the least. And yes,
asking his psychotherapist wife a few questions is certainly OK, if a bit snarky.
Supposedly that Rainforest is going to cost $180 million. Oman's been saying that number or more for years. There's this thing called
inflation that's never taken into account. Even a simple project
like restoring the Englert Theatre in Iowa City went a few years and 150% over budget. What if the Rainforest goes 150% over budget? That's $270 million more that somebody has to come up with! What if the attendance projections, 4000 people a day, don't happen. Then what?
Do you have a real job? Are you a reporter wannabe who couldn't make it in a newsroom due to laziness, incompetence or both? Or do you, as a columnist you've defiled suggested, just sit around in your underwear all day being caustic and doing your boring, predictable and hateful little blog?
Have you ever been FOR anything in your miserable, irrelevant life? Please, inquiring minds want to know. Who you are. What you've ever done to help solve a problem. And, this most of all, if your mother ever regrets not having had an abortion.
We're for
Ed Fallon. We're for
alternative energy. We're for
a peaceful and Democratic Iraq. We're for poor people
being able to get affordable housing. We're for communities where
neighbors know each other. We're for helping little kids who are
battling cancer or
serious burns. We're for
store owners who are trying to fix things up. We're for
people who put their own money back into their community at their own discretion. And a whole lot more.
What are
you for?
It's hidden in your final statement: "
Do our mothers ever regret not having had an abortion?" Isn't that sort of like saying "
Get AIDS and die"? The result is the same.
You wish we were dead.