Sunday, July 31, 2005

I Am Cornholio!



From Beth Dalbey's boring column at the Des Moines Business Record:
We had corn all the time. Not just once a week even, but close to every day of my life until I finally escaped the daily regimen by moving away for college. We had corn at dinner (noon on the farm), again at supper and would have had it at breakfast if we’d been adventurous enough cooks to stir it into a frittata or soufflĂ©. Most of us really liked corn, but my brother Jim was flat-out obsessive about it. He chose it as his vegetable, as some kids would a hobby or sport. Though Mom encouraged diversity by rotating green beans, peas, carrots and lima beans in and out of the second vegetable dish, Jim remained true to corn. If corn had been a person, he’d have been head over heels in love with it.

Wow, I need some teepee for my bunghole after reading that turd of a column.

Nice Work, Charlotte

Charlotte Eby has a piece about a number of politically-oriented Iowa bloggers in the Waterloo Courier today. We're the initial focus. Iowa Ennui also gets a mention.

Our unanimous consensus? It's a good piece. Well done. Very pleased.

Eby wrote one of our favorite pieces ever - the one that ran in the Mason City Globe Gazette a couple weeks ago before the National Governor's Association conference. The "martini luge" part is great, but Ed Fallon's quote describing the event as a "four day long conflict of interest" is a real gem.

Nile Kinnick Sculpture





From Ryan Suchomel at Hawk Central:
When I heard they were going to put a statue of Nile Kinnick in front of the refurbished entrance of the rebuilt Kinnick Stadium, I thought it was a great finishing touch and a great salute to the most famous player in Hawkeye history.

Now that I've gotten a look at it, I'm no longer as sure.

Granted, I'm no artist, but I would think that a statue of Nile Kinnick, placed in front of Kinnick Stadium, should be a tribute to the only Iowa football player to ever win the Heisman trophy.

Instead, the sculpture is a huge bust of Kinnick in street clothes with books under one arm and a sack slung over his shoulder.

The artist, Larry Nowlan, said in preparing for the project he learned about Kinnick, and wanted to "represent the person as thoroughly as possible."

He also felt Kinnick "was bound to be more successful with his spirit and intellect than his athletic skills."

He may be right on. If he hadn't died during World War II, then maybe we'd be talking about Gov. Kinnick or President Kinnick, instead of Nile Kinnick, No. 24.

And I'm sure there are many in academia at Iowa are glad that 70,000 people will walk past a depiction of Kinnick as a student, rather than an athlete. After all, that's the reason why the school was founded. It wasn't for the hundreds of thousands of people in the state of Iowa and beyond its borders who follow Hawkeye football like a black-and-gold religion.

However, when those people come to Kinnick Stadium on Saturdays, they are coming for one reason.

Football.
This is petty nitpicking.

Here's some info on Nile Kinnick from his papers at the University of Iowa Library:
The oldest of Frances Clarke and Nile Clark Kinnick’s three boys, Nile Clarke Kinnick, Jr. was born in Adel, Iowa, on July 9, 1918. The Kinnick boys were all raised to be achievers, and were expected to do their best at whatever they attempted. Their father was a farm manager in Adel, and their maternal grandfather, George W. Clarke, was once governor of Iowa. With the depression came hard times, and the Kinnick family was forced to move to Omaha, Nebraska. It was from Omaha that Nile, Jr. graduated from high school with straight As. However, Kinnick was not only a gifted student, he excelled in sports leading his teams to many a state championship.

Nile Kinnick’s college career at the University of Iowa was remarkable. As a freshman he was on the baseball, basketball, and football teams. In his sophomore year he dropped baseball and by the time he was a junior, football was his only sport. Nile Kinnick was the backbone of Iowa’s victorious “Ironmen” 1939 football squad. When he was a senior he won all of the major football awards, including the Heisman trophy and the Maxwell award. In 1939, he was named Athlete of the Year by national sportswriters. Notwithstanding his gridiron successes, Nile Kinnick was much more than a great athlete. He was also a student scholar and leader. He was elected senior class president for the College of Liberal Arts. A Phi Beta Kappa, he graduated in 1940, with a BA in Commerce. Then, refusing draft offers from the National Football League, he entered law school aiming at a career in politics, like his grandfather. A young Republican, Kinnick spent time campaigning for Wendell Willkie. After a year in law school (standing third in his class), Kinnick enlisted in the Navy Air Corps Reserve. He was called to active duty three days after the bombing of Pearl Harbor.

Nile Clarke Kinnick, Jr. died on June 2, 1943, after his plane developed mechanical difficulties and crashed in the Gulf of Paria. Neither the plane nor his body was ever recovered. Nile Kinnick was twenty-four years old.
Kinnick was only 5' 8" tall and 170 pounds. I'm sure if the sculptor created a life-size bronze of Kinnick in his uniform rather than a 12 foot tall bronze in street clothes, some goombah would complain about how Kinnick would appear shrunken.

The sculptor, Lawrence J. Nowlan, has a web site. He even has a blog so you can go back through and read (and view in few pictures) the progress of the sculpture.


Update: I'm sure the day will come when Bob Bowlsby will want to put a sculpture of Pierre Pierce in front of Carver-Hawkeye Arena. Here's an idea on what it should look like:

Pierce could be dressed all wrinkly because he's living out of a garbage bag and sleeping on a couch. In one hand is a printed email with a shitload of misspelled words. Under his arm is an ex-girlfriend's "fucking laptop" that he got. And sticking out of every pocket are a whole bunch of cell phones.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

This Will Piss Off The Animal Rights Terrorists In Iowa City



From Cheyenne, WY, via the AP wire:
Following hot, sunny weather for three straight days, the thunder, lightning and heavy rain returned to Frontier Park on Saturday, drenching spectators and competitors alike.

At the peak of the deluge, Bill Huber, of Albia, Iowa, roped his calf in 13.3 seconds to charge to the top of the leaderboard with one day remaining in the $1 million rodeo.

"This is just like Iowa," he said as he stood in the downpour near the roping chute. "The weather changes all the time. ... When you're at this level of competition, the rain doesn't really bother you."

Huber's two-head total of 24 seconds put him in first place by nine-tenths of a second over Ricky Canton.

Lately, the fascist vegans in Iowa City have been complaining about the way that eggs are produced in factory farms. You can bet that they'll set their sights on calf and steer roping in the future.

Iowa Ennui on Felon Voting

Iowa Ennui has a good post concerning an Iowa City Press-Citizen editorial concerning Vilsack's executive order that grants full citizenship rights to all felons, including the 836 he rejected since taking office.

What is the matter with the Press-Shitizen? They conveniently leave out the fact that these felons are granted full citizenship rights without having to pay their restitution first. Do the editors think this is OK? Or do they, like the Iowa Criminal Lover's Union, consider the requirement of restitution to be fully paid before rights are granted back to a felon the form of a poll tax?

And what's with the 30,000 figure cited? We thought it was 50,000.

It's unlikely that any political party is going to reap any windfall from the blanket restoration of citizenship rights by Vilsack's executive order. If only about 3500 felons have applied for restoration since the beginning of 1999 then you can easily bet that felons don't care about voting. Usually felons are more concerned about who they're going to murder, cheat, rob, rape, or fondle next.

Jew Hater To The Press-Citizen: Why Didn't You Cover The Rachel Corrie Martyrdom Propaganda Tour?



It's always nice when the terrorist-enablers and Jew-haters speak up. This is from the Letters section of the Iowa City Press-Citizen today:
The Press-Citizen failed to cover the June 21 story that the parents of Rachel Corrie brought to the library in our city. They and their guests told the story of Rachel, who gave her life in a valiant and nonviolent attempt to save the home of the Nasraliah family, who are Palestinians.

In that failure, you missed a great opportunity to correct a very great mistake of the U.S. news media for the past decade. It is not, absolutely not, the Palestinians who are the oppressors in the Holy Land. Yes, some Palestinians, in their desperate straits, are willing to use suicide bombers. But the destruction and the killing that the Zionist Israelis are doing in an effort to displace the Palestinian people from the land on which they have lived for a millenium is far and away greater than anything that the Palestinians do in this tragic and terrible struggle.

Herbert Michael
Hills
The Press-Citizen did a good thing by refusing the print the Rachel Corrie Martyrdom Propaganda Tour stuff. And it continues to provide a public service by publishing letters by all those terrorist-enablers and Jew-haters who have some weird fetish about it all.


Update
: And what's wrong with Herbert's logic? I guess he'd also advocate that old Iowa-based Indian tribes can resort to the suicide bombing of innocent individuals within Iowa's borders because they've lived here for a millenium, or since 1804, or due to relocation because of ceding land to Whites.


Related: Do American "Peace" Workers Look Like This?

Friday, July 29, 2005

Iowa Is The Second Worst For Blacks? Part Two

Concerning the post Iowa Is The Second Worst For Blacks? earlier today, a regular visitor writes:
Don't forget the pioneering protests and boycotts of the Katz Drug Store for refusing to serve blacks in the 40's. The building that housed the drug store has been named for Edna Griffin, who was refused when she tried to buy an ice cream cone.
Here's the Register's "Famous Iowans" piece on Edna Griffin.

We also did some additional research concerning Iowa's historical attitude toward blacks and here's what we found at the Iowa Civil Rights Commission web site:
1839 - Iowa Territorial Supreme Court rules that former slave who contracted for his freedom but was unable to pay the contract price was a free man in Iowa. In Re Ralph, A Black Man.

1868 - Iowa Supreme Court rules that segregated schools are illegal. Clark v. The Board of Directors.

1873 - Iowa Supreme Court rules that African-Americans are entitled to equal treatment in public accommodations. Coger v. The North West Union Packet Co.

1875 - The Iowa Supreme Court rules that schools cannot deny admittance to African-Americans. Smith v. The Directors of the Ind. Sch. Dist. of Keokuk and Dove v. The Ind. Sch. Dist. of Keokuk.

1880 - Iowa Constitution amended to allow African American men to serve in the Iowa General Assembly.

1884 - Iowa Civil Rights Act of 1884 prohibits discrimination in public accommodations.

1885 - Iowa Supreme Court rules that it is legal for a skating rink to deny admittance to African Americans. Bowlin v. Lyon.

1905 - Iowa Supreme Court rules that it is illegal for an eating house to deny service to an African-American juror. Humburd v. Crawford.

1943 - Earl Vroman, manager at the Katz store, is acquitted of charges of refusing to serve African-Americans under the 1884 Iowa civil rights law.

1944 - Maurice Katz, store manager, is acquitted on charges of refusing to serve African-Americans.

1947 - Two other Katz employees are acquitted.

1948 - July 7 - Edna Griffin, Phyllis Griffin, John Bibbs, and Leonard Hudson are denied service at Katz Drug Store.

1948 - July 10 - Criminal charges are filed against Maurice Katz.

1948 - October 6 - Maurice Katz is convicted.

1948 - November 23 - Katz' motion for new trial denied and he is fined $50. Katz appeals to the Iowa Supreme Court.

1949 - October 14 - Griffin's civil case goes to trial and she wins $1.00. Iowa Supreme Court hears oral arguments in the criminal case, State v. Katz.

1949 - November - Katz denies service to Edna Griffin, John Bibbs, Arthur Bryant, Barbara Williams, Kenneth Walker, Leonard Hudson, and Gordon Jasper, who file civil lawsuits.

1949 - December 2 - Katz settles lawsuits for $1,000, and promises to end discriminatory practices.

1949 - December 13 - Iowa Supreme Court upholds the conviction in State v. Katz.
From just Googling around, it looks like the Katz Drug Store chain had a company-wide policy rather than it being a Des Moines or an Iowa thing. There were protests at Katz Drug Store lunch counters up until the late 1950s in places like Oklahoma City.

Iowa judges over the past 166 years have done a pretty good job at making the state more comfortable for blacks.

Whatever. "Black Communicator" magazine doesn't care about all that. All they do is look at the percentage of black prisoners, compare it to the "white" population, and proclaim Iowa a bad state. Screw you, Black Communicator magazine. And KWWL-TV, you should know better.

Lansing Kee Hawks

From Radio Iowa:
Lansing Kee High will get a chance to make history on Saturday. The top rated Hawks will try to become the first school to win nine state titles after they advanced to the 1A championship game with an 8-0 victory over North Mahaska.

Gabe Schultz had a two run double in the bottom of the second as Kee jumped out to a 3-0 victory and is old enough to remember the celebration that followed the school’s last championship in 1992. He says a bus comes in about seven miles out of town the fans all get behind it and honk their horns on the way into town. Schultz says it's "awesome."

Also from the Oskaloosa Herald:
Lansing Kee (41-3) plays Saturday at noon against Grandville Spalding Catholic. The Hawks now have reached the finals 15 times, and will be playing for their ninth state title. Their last championship came in 1992 and they've finished second four times since then.

With its eight titles, Kee is tied with Norway for the state lead. All the school's championships have come under coach Gene Schultz, who is the national leader in victories with 1,446.
That's amazing, especially considering that Lansing is located in the middle of nowhere northeastern Iowa (Google Maps).

Iowa Sex Offenders Should Move To Steve King's District

From the Mason City Globe Gazette:
The Iowa Supreme Court today upheld a state law prohibiting sex offenders and other lawbreakers convicted of crimes against minors from living within 2,000 feet of schools or day care centers...

The Iowa Supreme Court said today the residency restriction did not amount to an additional punishment for offenders who had already been prosecuted. Five justices supported the ruling while two others dissented in part.
Where's Governor Vilsack now when sex offenders really need him? (Er..... New Hampshire? - Ed.) Yes, they can now all vote, run for political office, and fail to pay their restitution, but sex offenders not being able to live close to schools or day care centers is not unlike what must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime--Pol Pot or others--that had no concern for human beings. Damn turncoat Democrats!

Maybe the sex offenders will turn and vote Republican instead. They could all move to Steve King's district. After all, King thinks that people should not be subject to the whims of a governor's pen. He would also prefer to make laws via lawsuit using an activist court rather than one that follows the law, or lack thereof. Yeah, that sounds like the ticket.

"I don't know if he was full of wind or not"

From the Des Moines Register:
A proposal to build one of the largest ethanol operations in the United States in Belle Plaine has been put on hold.

Larry Cox of Oak Park, Ill., president of etha- nolIDEA Belle Plaine LLC., said he now plans to build the plant in East St. Louis, Ill.

Cox blamed "a lack of help" from the state of Iowa for the mothballing of the project.

Shawna Lode , spokeswoman for the Iowa Finance Authority, said Cox didn't supply enough information about the project to qualify for help...

When the board asked Cox for more information, however, he didn't respond with all that was requested, Lode said.

Cox said the state of Illinois is issuing bonds so he can build an ethanol plant in East St. Louis.

"It's a lot more politically friendly there," Cox said. "I haven't given up on Belle Plaine, but I got a lot of support in East St. Louis."

Belle Plaine Mayor Jim Daily said he had doubts about Cox's ability to come up with enough money to build the plant.

"It would have been a great boon to the community, but I never understood what Cox wanted from the state," Daily said. "Cox said he had a lots of money, but I don't know if he was full of wind or not."
Yeah, East St. Louis is a really "politically friendly" place.

Why the hell is Iowa putting "fiscally prudent" taxpayer-financed corporate welfare on the line for an industry that, besides the Federal tax breaks, has no problem raising money from cooperative investors in record time?

Good riddance, Larry Cox.

Time To Kick Gov Vilsack One More Time

From the Marshalltown Times-Republican. This is by Lynn N. Cripps, president of the Iowa State Police Association Board of Directors:
Governor Tom Vilsack recently announced his decision to immediately restore the voting rights of over 50,000 convicted felons and continue to restore that right to about 350 additional convicted felons each month until he leaves office. As the leaders of the largest law enforcement organization in Iowa, representing over 3,000 of the officers and troopers of this state, it would be difficult to overstate how outraged we are by his decision.

There is an avenue currently in place under the laws of this state that allow for convicted felons, who meet certain requirements, to apply for the reinstatement of their voting rights. That process includes that the convicted felons must have served their time in prison and all time on probation or parole. It also was a way to insure that all court costs, victim restitution fees and other costs were recovered. It also provided for a check by state law enforcement officers into the individual seeking reinstitution of their rights.

Governor Vilsack's decision to give blanket voting rights back to people convicted of sexual abuse, homicide, drug dealing, spousal battery, robbery, burglary and a host of other felonious crimes does not allow all these fail safes to take place. The use of his executive order in this manner is just wrong, he knows it and we know it.

Iowa Board of Parole's annual report for fiscal year 2004 (July 1, 2003 - June 30, 2004) shows the Board of Parole received 485 requests for the restoration of voting rights. More than 100 of those requests were denied. There must have been a reason for that denial. However, under the Governor's Executive Order, there would be no investigation and all of those offenders who were denied earlier will automatically receive restoration of their voting rights.

Governor Vilsack's quote that 80 percent of Iowans are in favor of this must be closely examined. We would like to see a list of the poll questions asked along with knowing what organizations conducted this poll. If this was such an important step to take, why was it not discussed with the whole legislature during the past session? Why did the Governor hold office for seven years before coming to the conclusion that this was the right thing to do?

We have no trouble with those individuals, who personally make the effort to seek out the rights they chose to give up by committing the felony crimes they were convicted of, getting their rights back under the current system. Our organization and its members, by the very nature of their jobs, must remain outside the partisan politics that occur in the statehouse. We have always and will continue to work with all elected officials to help make our state as safe as we can. It is just difficult for us to believe that the governor's decision is not largely politically motivated. We believe that anyone, Republican or Democrat who plays politics with these types of issues, is doing a disservice to our State.
We have no idea when Vilsack said that 80% of Iowans are in favor of issuing blanket citizenship rights for felons who have not fully paid their debt to society. NewsBank and Google searches turned up nothing. It sure would be nice to hear Vilsack say it or have it in print, but you know the bend-over lefties at the Des Moines Register would never challenge him on it.

Here's an interesting set of factoids from, of all places, the Iowa Democratic Party web site:
Since taking office in 1999, Vilsack has denied 836 citizenship requests from people convicted of a felony or aggravated misdemeanor who were out of prison. He approved 2,665 other individual requests.
Vilsack denied 24% of the applications!
A Des Moines Register analysis of denials made by Vilsack since July 2003 shows dozens of voting rights applications were rejected because felons still owed court fees or restitution to victims totaling nearly $500,000.

Other felons who committed sex crimes were informed they didn't qualify because of "the nature of your offense." Some were encouraged to reapply after more time had passed.

Still others received rejection letters from the governor's legal adviser citing their prior criminal record or new charges pending against them. One offender was labeled a "career criminal."

The most common reason given for denying voting rights requests was that applications were incomplete or missing required documents...

The policy shift troubles Rich Knief, a Waterloo police sergeant and a leader of the Iowa State Police Association. The group has criticized the governor's sweeping clemency decision for short-circuiting a process that helped ensure restitution and court costs were paid.

"If it made sense a year ago, why doesn't it make sense now" to selectively deny restoration of rights to some felons? Knief asked.
Why does it make sense now? Because Vilsack thinks he has some big political career ahead of him with his phony Howard Dean/George Soros/Air America/Moveon.org-neighborly "Heartland PAC" based out of Silver Spring, Maryland.

Also:
Carlos Jayne, a criminal justice advocate from Des Moines, applauds the change. Felons who served their time shouldn't be forced to go through an application process that amounts to "a kind of resentencing," Jayne said.

Felons shouldn't continue to be punished by withholding their citizenship rights, and restitution requirements shouldn't become a form of poll tax, he said.
Only a criminal lover would suggest that restitution is a poll tax.

And finally:
Vilsack's executive order establishes an automated process for routinely restoring the voting rights of new groups of felons when their sentences end. However, he still has the discretion to deny citizenship rights to someone who, for example, committed a heinous crime, said spokesman Matt Paul.
Anybody convicted of a heinous crime isn't getting out of prison. Right? Right???? Or does Vilsack plan on emptying Iowa's prisons before he leaves office?

Related: Dear Governor Vilsack

Iowa Is The Second Worst State For Blacks?

From the KWWL-TV:
According to a new report, Iowa is one of the worst places African Americans can choose to live. www.BlackCommentator.com released the report. It's a website devoted to African American issues.

The cover story, 'Ten Worst Places To Be Black, ranks Iowa number two, right behind Wisconsin. Leon Mosley of Waterloo says, "Oh, it's been a wake up call. When two out of every four of the young black kids that you see today are in the criminal justice system, it's been a wake up call."

Mosley's family moved from Mississippi to Iowa in the 1940's to work for the railroad. Back then, new jobs at John Deere, Rath Packing and the railroad attracted African Americans to Waterloo. But Mosley says the oppurtunities of the past are over and more and more black people are getting arrested. "When the jail is the best building in the town, you got a problem," he says.

And one of the reasons that jail is full is from people getting caught using and selling drugs. Mosley says it's one of the problems keeping Iowa ranked number two. "When kids are on the street corner selling dope, it ain't to hard to pick them up. I'm it's like a neon sign, I got dope," he says.

And before things get better, Mosely says the African American community needs to take action. "The black Iowans have got to come to the realization that we need to work on our problems. Waterloo, to me, is a great place to live and be and grow if you want to grow. But if you don't want to grow, it's a great place to be sent to prison from."
Here's the issue. It's beyond pathetic.

You know, there's something wrong with a group of black people who think that ranking a black person's well-being based on the percentage of racial makeup of our state's prisons is worthwhile.

What's Iowa supposed to do? Not arrest black people who commit crimes? Should we let all the "mission vengeance" murderers from Waterloo go free?

Iowa's always been an abolitionist state.

We sent 76,000 soldiers to the Civil War and 13,000 died.

We educated George Washington Carver at Simpson and then ISU.

Simon Estes came from one of the few black families living in Centerville to become a world-renowned opera singer.

Des Moines elected a black mayor, Preston Daniels.

Cheryl Brown, the first black Miss America contestant, represented Iowa.

And we have Ottumwa native Archie Alexander, the first black football player for the University of Iowa, the first black graduate from the school of engineering, and who had the country's most successful interracial business in 1949 - in Des Moines.

Black "Criminal Lover" Commentator magazine can take their ranking of Iowa and stick up their nose.

Iowa has some of the best schools in the country. We don't have that past racial stigma like Southern states do and we don't tolerate the assholes who try to bring that attitude here. If you can't make it as a black person in Iowa then you're not going to make it anywhere.

This Week's Barry Pump Column

From the Daily Iowan:
As I sat in a meeting on Wednesday night discussing tolerance and diversity in the workplace, one member of the group said that it was difficult for her to feel comfortable around conservative Republicans, but that she tolerated them nonetheless.
I feel uncomfortable around conservative Republicans too. You never know when they're going to whip out their Bible and start speaking in tongues. Or prevent me from having an abortion. Those bastards.

I feel very comfortable around liberal Democrats. Especially the women. If you can get past the armpit hair and the patchouli smell, you'll appreciate the tongue stud. And if you knock her up, she can get a nice and safe legal abortion. Rinse and repeat as necessary.

There's more:
Liberals in American politics, though, have traditionally favored larger government intrusion into citizens' lives and political rights. A liberal Supreme Court took the power of abortion out of the realm of reasoned, democratic debate and put the issue in the hands of nine unaccountable judges in Washington, at which time public input and citizen involvement ceased. This is a procedure of elitism, where the government literally says it knows better than the people it's supposed to represent.
Do "conservatives" really believe this nonsense? Why, the next thing that'll happen is that such elitist decisions will eventually fall into the hands of unaccountable pharmacists.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Organica Girl Moved To Cedar Rapids

It's been a while since we've heard from fellow Iowa blogger Organica Girl.

She has, er, a very interesting post:
I called my friend, Chet, tonight, who was supposed to have a party with the dildo girls. These are local women who apparently have been or are currently strippers and do this show with a double header between the two of them and I was certainly interested in watching that. But, said Chet, he had a funeral to go to, a relative died. I offered my condolences, and he responds simply, "that is part of life." Indeed.
Double headers... they're not just for baseball anymore.

Ya gotta love a blog that covers both politics and dildos. In Iowa, of all places.

She also has a sale going on now for bullet vibes. Go here for more details.

Steve King: Iowa's Dumbest Congressman



From yesterday's Radio Iowa:
Abortion rights advocates are expressing outrage about things Iowa Congressman Steve King said this week, but King isn't backing down and plans to strike back. Brenda Kole, a spokeswoman for the National Abortion Rights Action League of Iowa, objects to the way King talked to a woman who was testifying before Congress because an Illinois pharmacist would not fill her prescription for the "morning-after" pill. "He took an opportunity to somewhat re-victimize the...young woman from Illinois who had been denied emergency contraception twice by basically lecturing her about her rights to have a prescription to emergency contraception," Kole says. King told the woman she had no "right" to get her prescription filled...

King is unapologetic. "I needed to make the point that people (who) are in business should not be subject to the whims of a governor's pen that compel them to sell products that they have a conscious objection to and this pharmacist clearly had a conscious objection," King says. King says the "morning after" pill violates the religious beliefs of the pharmacist involved. Forcing pharmacists to sell a product they object to is a slippery slope, according to King. "The same logic could require a book store that sells magazines...to also sell Penthouse and Playboy and Hustler," King says.

King says if pharmacists are forced to sell the abortion pill, then "pro-life" doctors might eventually be forced to perform abortions.
I'm going to write King tonight and ask him to introduce a bill in Congress that will force Borders to carry Hustler magazine, force Burger King to hand out an appropriate number of ketchup packets at the drive through, and force juice bars to sell prune juice.

And, by King's logic, Roth CPA shouldn't be subjected to the whims of a governor's pen that compel them to read and understand the changes in tax law at the local, county, and state levels. You wonder how long they'd be in business if they followed King's advice.

Grassley's Fingerprints Are All Across This Energy Bill

The Tax Update Blog is cynical about the "pork-laden energy bill."

Radio Iowa, as always, has some juicy quotes from Iowa politicians about the bill:
Nussle says. "We, as a result of this, I believe will be established as an energy state."
Golly, I hope Iowa doesn't get sued by the Auckland, New Zealand soul/funk collective if Numbskull keeps using that term.

Steve King, Iowa's dumbest Congressman, says:
Congressman Steve King, a Republican from Kiron, agrees. "It preserves and protects and promotes our ethanol production," King says.
Gee, just for a second there I thought King was going to say that the bill was going to "preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."

Here's the best Steve King quote:
Iowa Senator Charles Grassley was a member of the conference committee that crafted the compromise energy bill. King says Grassley was key in getting those pro-ethanol and pro-biodiesel elements in the legislation. King says Grassley's fingerprints are "all across this energy bill."
At least it wasn't Grassley's DNA splattered all across the energy bill.

Or my vomit.

You can't really dust for vomit.

Compare And Contrast

From WOI-TV:
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa A Marion teenager who landed in a sticky situation over a senior prank faces community service, restitution and probation.

Eighteen-year-old Alex Raiche and a friend were accused of super-gluing the locks on more than two dozen doors at Linn-Mar High School in May.

Raiche pleaded guilty to fourth-degree criminal mischief. He's been sentenced to 100 hours of community service -- under the supervision of the district's custodial staff -- plus 360-dollars in restitution and seven months probation.
Compare and contrast this sentence with that of drunk driver Dan Wilkerson of North Liberty, who ran a stop sign, killed a man, and seriously injured his wife. Wilkerson got "two years’ supervised probation and is barred from possessing or consuming alcohol during that time. He also must serve 100 hours of community service, during which he is supposed to present programs on the dangers of drinking and driving."

We're not saying that super-gluing locks on doors that might trap people inside should be punished any less. That was stupid. But a drunk driver who killed a man and seriously injured a woman got a relatively similar sentence.

Sasha Kemmet Alert

Iowa Libertarian has a post that comments on a piece in the Register written by Sasha Kemmet of Ames.

We've whacked Sasha before concerning her stupid comments about stay-at-home moms.

William Mikesell of Clive has an equally moronic pile of words in the Register piece:
By tolerantly submitting to random subway baggage inspections days after more international terrorist bombings, New Yorkers showed the rest of the free world what sacrifices we'll need to make to live bravely in this new world order.

Although global terrorists bombings have chipped away at our liberties and caused the nation to frantically move to protect against attacks at our most cherished landmarks, our collective psyche seems to have remained relatively calm.

It is unfortunate that we are entering an age when we must be searched before entering large crowds. It isn't because the terrorists have won but because we won't let them win.

- William Mikesell, Clive
We don't need to be searched.

Middle Eastern-looking young men need to be searched.

Leave grandma, grandpa, the hispanics, blacks, punk rockers, and the fat white family from suburbia out of it. We're not causing the problems. Islamofascists are. Get a friggin clue you little politically-correct sheeple.

Preacherman Dyke Followup

A reader writes concerning the comments about the Register article on DMACC Prof Dyke's class:
To the editor:

I'm walking a fine line here because I like and respect State 29, but I am also a colleague and friend of Prof. Dyke. I don't think it appropriate of the writer of this piece to choose this singular representation of Dyke's teaching style to criticize his overall attitude. It might be best to sit in on one of his classes to understand where he's coming from and to fully grasp the context of that particular example before criticizing his choice of examples in his classroom. Dyke has it hard enough with the topics he addresses in class and the aggressive students who disagree with him. He's doing his absolute best, and I'd hope anyone who hasn't stepped into a college instructor's shoes before would respect that.

I assure you Brad Dyke is not interested in stereotyping anyone. He's a highly educated, careful instructor who reads multiple news sources every day, then makes up his own mind before going in front of his students. The Register probably chose that particular example to get a rise out of someone. I'd have thought it to be a less intelligent person or publication than State 29. But as a man whose words have been taken out of context before by the media in Kansas City and Des Moines, I know there's no way he was implying that Southern Baptists are terrorists. It is the mentality of fundamentalist groups he's explaining; he's not placing blame.

In other words, trust me. He's one of the good guys.
If Professor Dyke's words were taken out of context by the media in the past, then perhaps he shouldn't invite them into his class.

At least according to the Register article, Professor Dyke is stereotyping the followers of Southern Christian Preachers. This is from the Register's article:
Acting the part of a zealous revival preacher, Dyke tried to show students in his "Politics of Terrorism" class last week the similarities in the extremist religious groups - at home and abroad - that tend to breed terrorists.
Why pick on Christians? Is there a wave of terrorism going on that's associated with the followers of fundamentalist Christianity? No, there isn't, unless you count Eric Rudolph. But you can't count Eric Rudolph because it wasn't like he was a Baptist or anything. Rudolph was, for a time, associated with the Christian Identity movement - a group of neo-Nazi lunatics.

Timothy McVeigh? Terry Nichols? Were they fundies? No, they weren't, although Nichols converted after he was arrested. Yin Blog mentioned it via a news story last month.

We don't have much sympathy for Professor Dyke. He's a fool and, it appears, a useful idiot. And the Register will use any chance they can get to exploit Christians as bad people and terrorists. Hardly a big surprise there.

If Professor Dyke really wanted to make a splash, he'd come out in some Osama-ware. He'd carry a Kalashnikov. He'd oppress women. He'd burn, rape, kill, and pillage, and consider it justified in the name of Mohammed. He'd blow up innocent people just for the heck of it. That's the true face of terrorism these days.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Maryland Is The Heartland

Tom Vilsack recently formed a political action committee, as described in this Associated Press piece in the Des Moines Register:
Gov. Tom Vilsack is forming a new political action committee to help finance Democratic candidates in the 38 gubernatorial elections to be held this year and next.

The effort is called Heartland PAC and Vilsack said Tuesday that it will be designed to develop issues and ideas, as well as raise money...

The governor on Monday took over as head of the Democratic Leadership Council, a centrist group that former President Clinton used to pave his way to the White House...

Longtime Vilsack allies Jerry Crawford, a well-known Des Moines lawyer and prominent Democratic activist who headed John Kerry’s campaign in Iowa in 2004, B.J. Thornberry, former executive director of the Democratic Governors’ Association, are listed as treasurer and secretary of the new PAC, while Vilsack is the president...

The naming of the PAC is far from a coincidence. Vilsack and other potential Democratic candidates for outside of Washington often argue that Democrats must offer messages that resonate in the nation’s heartland.
Here's the Heartland PAC web site, but who's behind it?

A search of the WHOIS database revealed this:
Domain Name:HEARTLANDPAC.ORG
Created On:04-Apr-2005 16:17:32 UTC
Last Updated On:04-Jun-2005 04:00:43 UTC
Expiration Date:04-Apr-2008 16:17:32 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:Network Solutions LLC (R63-LROR)
Status:CLIENT TRANSFER PROHIBITED
Registrant ID:39309997-NSI
Registrant Name:Heartland PAC
Registrant Organization:Heartland PAC
Registrant Street1:9405 Thornhill Rd
Registrant Street2:
Registrant Street3:
Registrant City:Silver Spring
Registrant State/Province:MD
Registrant Postal Code:20901
Registrant Country:US
Registrant Phone:+1.2023748020
Name Server:NS1.BLUESTATEDIGITAL.COM
Name Server:NS2.BLUESTATEDIGITAL.COM
Heartland PAC is registered in Silver Spring, Maryland? Maryland isn't in the heartland!

And what's this BlueStateDigital.com? Well, it's this:
A consulting firm founded by key members of Howard Dean’s web team, we continue to break new ground as the team behind his new organization, Democracy for America, among many other clients.
Clients include the George Soros-funded Americans Coming Together, Moveon.org's Student Action, Al Franken's Great American Shout Out, and the moonbat site Democracy For America.

But what about that Silver Spring, Maryland address? With a minor amount of Googling you can find out that it's the address of B. J. Thornberry, the treasurer of Heartland PAC, because Thornberry contributed money to Howard Dean's campaign.

So what is there to conclude?

Heartland PAC is a marketing gimmick by a bunch suburban Washingtonians. Vilsack is essentially using Iowa and the "heartland" as a way raise some cash.

And they label themselves as "centrist" even though they're using the services of a company tightly connected with the far-out left-wing moonbats.

If you were really a "centrist" group, you wouldn't have anything to do with a business that's so involved with Howard Dean, George Soros, or Al Franken. Would you?

Numbskull Mass Email

Iowa Ennui has an interesting take on a Jim Ross Numbskull mass email they received.

We're not on that mass email because we here at State 29 are just obvious Ed Fallon operatives. (see the first comment in this post)

Listen, I don't know who brought over that semi-truck load of Hemp Waffles, but thankyouverymuch. Man, I have the munchies this morning.

Wednesday Columnist Roundup and Nude Juice Bar Update

Normally we read Carl Beyerhelm's op-ed pieces with some skepticism because he's such a far far lefty, but for the most part his column in the Press-Citizen today is quite good, particularly his bit about Wal-Mart, casinos, taxes, and all that.

Annie Shuppy at the Daily Iowan has a lengthy but pretty good op-ed on the perception of Iowans by outsiders.

We even agree with the Register Editorial Board's take on the Grand Theft Auto controversy. It's no big surprise that Hitlery didn't have a problem with this excessively violent (but fun) game until the sex hack was revealed. And the Lefties are worried about the Born Agains in the Bush Administration! Get this ice queen into the Ovum Office, the one in which her own husband fucked around with a young intern while on the job during the time he was busted for suborning perjury concerning another sexual harassment case he was trying to cover up, and you'll see just how anti-sex she really is. She'll make Ed Meese look like Paris Hilton.

Along the "What's Wrong Wit Bein' Sexy?" line, the Waterloo Board of Adjustment voted 3-2 to deny dry cleaner Earl Baugh the ability to open an adult book store and nude juice bar in an industrial section of Waterloo. Baugh plans to appeal. We mentioned this story last week and the irony concerning what sort of business that some want to put into that area instead. Short answer: Sex bad, violence good.

How Professor Dyke ever got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing

A regular reader offers up this piece in Tuesday's Des Moines Register:
Bradley Dyke pounded the lectern, his fake Southern accent briefly booming over his small Des Moines Area Community College classroom.

"We have trouble before us. We have trouble behind us. We have trouble all around us," Dyke cried. "And the trouble is the devil within us."

Acting the part of a zealous revival preacher, Dyke tried to show students in his "Politics of Terrorism" class last week the similarities in the extremist religious groups - at home and abroad - that tend to breed terrorists.
Gee, I didn't realize that followers of Southern Christian Preachers flew planes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, bombed the London subway, bombed a nightclub in Bali, blew a hole in the USS Cole, destroyed embassies in Africa, harbored al-Qaeda terrorists, violated UN no-fly zones and about 17 different Security Council resolutions, cut off the heads of infidels in front of video cameras, forced a state religion of terror and general anti-female attitude in Afghanistan, assassinated a filmmaker in the Netherlands, and instituted policies of genocide and slavery in the Sudan.

Ya wonder if Professor Dyke also thinks that Christian broadcasters are "sort of our home-grown Taliban."

New Gordon Fischer Blog



Gordon R. Fischer, the former chairman of the Iowa Democratic Party (2002-2004), has a new blog called Iowa True Blue. It might be interesting, but then again it might be chocked full of baloney, like one of his first posts is:
When I was born in 1964 (really not so very long ago), African Americans did not have the simple right to vote in many places and outright segregation existed
Why do some Democrats always talk about freeing the slaves and liberating black people? While some Democrats actually supported these reforms as time has progressed, a lot didn't.

The Radical Republicans got the 15th Amendment ratified in 1870.

Who stood in the way of the passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1964? Mostly Dixiecrats.

Who was the first member of Congress to introduce anti-lynching legislation? A Republican. A black Republican.

Which party still has a senior member who was once a member of the KKK? No, it's not that dunderhead Trent Lott. It's Robert "Sheets" Byrd, the Democrat from West Virginny.

Democrat operatives really ought to play that one down a bit.

We have some questions for Mr Fischer. Perhaps he could enlighten us on the following:

1. Why do so many "Democrats" think taxpayer-financed corporate welfare is a good idea? Yes, a lot of brain-lacking Republicans believe in the same thing, but we're shocked at the number of Democrats who think a "circular firing squad" is a sensible policy for economy growth.

2. How come Vilsack wants to give felons blanket citizenship rights before they've fully paid their restitution, but Gronstal won't even allow debate of the death penalty in the Statehouse?

3. What's the deal with all the Democrats who supported the 25% dildo tax back in 2004?

4. Why is it necessary for 10 year old kids to sit on cheap plastic Chinese-made booster seats for fear of automobile crashes while the same kid can ride around on a motorcycle without a friggin helmet on?

That's all we want to know. And we're not right-wingas. Go Ed Fallon 2006!

Anyway, good luck with the new blog and everything. Hopefully you'll stick to Iowa issues.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Yes It Seems Odd

Random has a post concerning what may seem odd to others.

Here's an Iowa twist using the somewhat new-ish Iowa Child Restraint Law as an example:
321.446 CHILD RESTRAINT DEVICES

2. A child at least six years of age but under eleven years of age who is being transported in a motor vehicle subject to registration, except a school bus or motorcycle, shall be secured during transit by a child restraint system that is used in accordance with the manufacturer's instructions or by a safety belt or safety harness of a type approved under section 321.445.

4. a. An operator who violates subsection 1 or 2 is guilty of a simple misdemeanor and subject to the penalty provisions of section 805.8A, subsection 14, paragraph "c".

7. For purposes of this section, "child restraint system" means a specially designed seating system, including a belt-positioning seat or a booster seat, that meets federal motor vehicle safety standards set forth in 49 C.F.R. § 571.213.
Now put that "under eleven years of age" child on a motorcycle and under 321.275 Operation of motorcycles and motorized bicycles... there ain't nuttin.

In fact, Iowa is one of only a few states that has absolutely no helmet law for any age.

Not even 10 year olds.

But dammit, put that 10 year old in a car and she better be sitting in the back seat in a booster and all buckled up.

Got that?

We Get Letters

I like this approach:
I'm writing a column about Iowa political blogs, and was wondering how you would describe yours and what your inspiration for starting it was.

Thanks.

Charlotte Eby
Lee Newspapers
Description: "Iowa-Centric"

Inspiration: MAD magazine. National Lampoon magazine during the late 1970s to mid 1980s. Saturday Night Live (1975-1979 cast). Spy Magazine during the late 1980s to early 1990s. Wonkette.

Quote to live by: “I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals.” - Matt Stone.

Focus: Review and comment on Iowa politicians, news, opinion, and events.

Traffic: Over 7000 unique visitors a month and growing fast. It's been doubling every couple of months.

Political affiliation: Left-Leaning Libertarian.

Why Anonymous?: Lots of other Iowa political bloggas are anonymous or semi-anonymous, so don't just rag on us. We're nothing special. It's a group blog with stories fed through a single editor.

Likes: Local stories. Original content. Iowans doing "good" things. People overcoming adversity, especially children. Ed Fallon. Making fun of politicians, columnists, or letter to the editor writers who say stupid things, support absurd positions, or beat the same goddamned drum all the time. Charts.

Best Newer Iowa Blog: Iowa Ennui.

Favorite Iowa Newspaper Writer: Todd Dorman.

How Newspapers Should Treat Bloggers: Not like that Ken Fuson did, that's for sure.

By the way, Charlotte, congrats on the excellent piece you wrote that was published in the Mason City Globe Gazette recently concerning the Governor's conference. Nobody would have known about the martini luge or that perfect Ed Fallon quote ("Four-day long conflict of interest") without your piece. Well done! All that got a lot of luv in the bloggasphere.

Tuesday Roundup

Ed Abbey's Recycled Thoughts blog has a good column called Riding RAGBRAI and Carbohydrate Induced Comas. The rest of his blog looks very interesting. Very Iowa-centric and Fairfield-centric. Ed has a couple of other blogs; one of which is called Maharishiville. Guess who that pokes fun at?

Steve at Pardon My English has a deliciously cranky rant ("Meet Tom Vilsack") against the new DLC honcho.

The Mainstream Iowan blog has a more mannered take.

Check out Jim Numbskull's pathetic letter to the Register today. Christ, that guy is backpedaling so hard he could win the Tour De France in reverse.

There's still at least one Al Gore true believer.

Want to look at RAGBRAI-tagged pics at Flickr?

And here's the best damn post of the day about RAGBRAI. If this doesn't capture the, er, spirit, I don't know what does.

No Love For Harkin



Jane Norman spins in the Register:
Harkin acts to protect Iowa flights to Dallas

The senator wants to prevent an expansion at a Texas airport that could cause cuts in routes to Des Moines and Cedar Rapids.

Washington, D.C. - U.S. Sen. Tom Harkin of Iowa has riled Texans by filing a bill in the Senate that would end commercial flights out of Love Field in Dallas within three years and thus evict the airport's main tenant, low-cost Southwest Airlines.

The effect would aid American Airlines, which operates hundreds of flights daily to domestic and international destinations out of competing Dallas-Fort Worth Airport. That includes 14 direct flights between Des Moines and Dallas on regional carrier American Eagle.

Airports in Cedar Rapids and Moline, Ill., also have direct flights to Dallas; the Moline route started a month ago.

Maureen Knightly, a Harkin spokeswoman, said American raised concerns with Harkin that if Southwest expands at Love Field, American would have to also set up an operation at that airport and split its flights between there and the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport.

The impact could be a cutback on smaller markets such as those in Iowa, Knightly said. A study publicized by Dallas-Fort Worth Airport also shows Iowa included on a map of affected routes.

Since 1979, Southwest has operated under constraints at Love Field because of a federal law known as the Wright Amendment, named after former Speaker of the House Jim Wright of Texas. The law limits interstate service by Southwest to promote growth at Dallas-Fort Worth, a hub for American. Southwest can fly only to Texas cities and seven nearby states from Love Field.

But Southwest in recent months has sought to expand its service. Last week, Sen. John Ensign, a Republican from Nevada, introduced legislation that would repeal the Wright Amendment. He told the Las Vegas Review-Journal that Southwest probably would begin direct flights from Dallas to Las Vegas if the repeal goes through.
Here's a ton of background on the Wright Amendment.

Aha! The legacy of Fort Worthless Jim Wrong, the disasterous gift that keeps on giving.

There is nothing good about Jim Wrong. He was as crooked as they come, but essentially he was the beginning of the end of the modern-day Democratic Party when he finally got caught and resigned his Speaker Of The House position in 1989.

A factor that Jane Norman conveniently leaves out in her story is that Harkin's buddy Tom Daschle's wife, Linda, has been a lobbyist for the past couple of decades at Baker, Donelson, Bearman & Caldwell. One of their major clients is... ta-da... American Airlines! Even Tom Daschle's daughter-in-law, Jill Gimmel Daschle, is a lobbyist at another firm and has done work on behalf of Northwest Airlines.

I'm not saying there's a connection (cough, cough - Ed.), but maybe some muckracking reporter ought to check it out.

Monday, July 25, 2005

Fallon On Kelo


From an Ed Fallon campaign press release:
State Representative and gubernatorial candidate Ed Fallon (D-Des Moines) came out on Monday against a recent Supreme Court ruling which allowed Connecticut to continue to use eminent domain for economic development. Iowa has a similar law.

“There are situations where government’s use of eminent domain is necessary,” Fallon said. “But condemning an individual’s property for the benefit of private developers is wrong. In fact, the problem is already out of hand, and if anything, state government needs to provide additional protection against possible abuse of eminent domain authority.”

In several states, eminent domain can only be used for economic development if the goal is elimination of blight. Several other states are working on similar legislation. Fallon is committed to working to better protect property owners in Iowa.

“Someone needs to stand up for the ninety-nine percent of Iowans who don’t own a major corporation,” Fallon said. “Economic development is critical, but it shouldn’t come at the expense of the environment, family farmers or other property owners.” In 1999, Fallon was the ranking member of the Local Government committee which sponsored House File 476, limiting the use of eminent domain laws on agricultural land.
That's one of the many reasons why we love Ed Fallon.

Tom Arnold Wants To Iowa's Governor... Someday... Maybe



Actor and Ottumwa native Tom Arnold has said in the past that he'd like to move back to Iowa and be the Governor for a while. He's quoted again by Radio Iowa after his recent trip to Iowa City to promote his film Happy Endings:
"It would be the biggest honor to be governor of Iowa at the right time, you know," Arnold said in answer to a reporter's question. "It would be an incredible honor to be able to maybe do something good here, so those are my aspirations."

Since the beloved Harold Hughes was elected Governor AND Senator from Iowa during the 1960s while boldly admitting his alcoholic past, Iowans wouldn't care about Arnold's drink and drug years. Besides, Arnold's been sober and in AA for well over a decade now, divorced from the kooky Roseanne Barr even longer, and has had steady employment as the host of the cable TV hit, The Best Damn Sports Show Period, as well as a hit biography, How I Lost 5 Pounds In 6 Years.

Arnold also has a real way with a story:
A recent campaign fundraiser for Schwarzenegger that Tom Arnold co-hosted was an eye-opener for the Iowa native. "I went into one a couple of weeks ago and there were thousands of nurses and teachers outside protesting and they were chanting 'We hate Arnold' and you know my last name's Arnold," Tom Arnold said, getting a laugh. "I see Jesse Jackson there and I go 'Hey. What's up?' and he goes 'Hey, what's up? What are you doin?' I said 'I'm here for Arnold...I'll see you downstairs' thinking he'll be at the event and then he went out and he was one of the frickin' protestors, so it's hard."
Tom Arnold as Governor of Iowa is an even better idea than Gopher as Congressman. Luckily, Tom's third wife is Democratic political consultant Shelby Roos. That certainly helps.

He did rather well, didn't he?

Erin Crawford



A big fan of the blog points to this "insipid" piece by Register columnist Erin Crawford. To quote the fan: "Sorry but this cries out for ridicule even for this idiot"

Erin Crawford is a gigantic embarrassment and a train wreck as a columnist. If you don't remember her, perhaps the rumor-filled disaster she wrote on Johnny Gosch a few months ago will jog your memory. Crawford also wrote this absurd puff piece on Elizabeth Edwards in 2004. Worst of all, Crawford was trolling for a story on bloggers in Iowa via email back in April, but I don't recall it going anywhere.

The Death Of "Fiscally Prudent" Taxpayer-Financed Corporate Welfare By States?

The Tax Update Blog returns from vacation with a hopeful post concerning the possible end of State-mismanged "fiscally prudent" taxpayer-financed circular firing squad corporate welfare in the form of a possible reversal of the Cuno decision.

Read it all, especially the links.


Update: I love beating up Rants with that "fiscally prudent" quote. He'll never be able to live that one down. 92 Statehouse politicians voted for it and Vilsack signed it into law, but Rants said it. That quote is the sucker punch that keeps coming back. That phrase will eventually be woven into the future Iowa political vernacular. I guarantee it.

Puppet Show and Tom Vilsack

Thomas Beaumont's Des Moines Register piece on Vilsack taking over the DLC is hilarious:
Iowa Gov. Tom Vilsack today takes up the challenge of trying to unite the Democratic Party under the moderates' banner, as he takes over as chairman of the centrist Democratic Leadership Council.
Well, if you think a governor using his Executive Order powers to grant felons such as child molestors full citizenship rights before fully paying their restitution is considered moderate or centrist, go right ahead.

Looks to us like the DLC was just taken over by the centrist wing of the crazy moonbat Kossack far-leftoids.

There's a wee bit more to make fun of:
The chairmanship elevates Vilsack to his highest national platform and helps the second-term governor, who is weighing a 2008 presidential campaign, by opening doors to influential party backers.
The best they could do was a second-term governor from Iowa??? If that isn't a sign that the RATS are on the ropes, I don't know what is.

There's one more thing:
Today, Vilsack will announce a leading policy role for Hillary Clinton in the organization.
Puppet master???

A Bit Orwellian vs A Lot Of Money

From the Des Moines Register Editorial Bored:
Council Bluffs has a new program to catch drivers who don't stop at red lights. Cameras mounted above stoplights snap pictures of violators. Just say cheese and wait for the $65 ticket to arrive in the mail.

The idea should catch on in other cities around Iowa.

The goal: safer drivers and safer roads. According to Council Bluffs public works director Gregory Reeder, every city that has installed cameras has seen a reduction in running red lights.

Gee, I didn't realize that running red lights was a gigantic problem throughout Iowa. Maybe some people get broadsided two or three times a week, but I've been lucky not to come in contact with any congressmen from South Dakota.

There's more. And this shows just how pathetic the Register Editorial Board can get:
Granted, cameras on top of stoplights are a bit Orwellian. There's something unsettling about a private Arizona company doing the job usually reserved for the public sector. Big Brother playing sheriff doesn't seem quite right.

But that's also how our world works today. Security cameras are in public buildings, airports, banks and convenience stores and on the dashes of police cars.
The catch is that public buildings, airports, banks, and convenience stores aren't getting a cut of any fines resulting from those cameras. They merely have cameras as a preventative measure.

No wonder it's such a big dilemma for the Socialists at the Register. On one hand, you have something a bit Orwellian. On the other hand, it makes government a lot of money. Which way do you think they're gonna go?

I don't have any problem with cameras being placed in particular locations to monitor traffic flow or to observe areas with high crime rates, but when municipalities start using cameras to "make money" at poorly-engineered intersections that's a bad road to go down.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Boswell vs Lamberti



From Jane Norman's column in the Register today:
...a strong challenge to U.S. Rep. Leonard Boswell, a Democrat from Des Moines, appears to be developing from Republican Jeff Lamberti of Ankeny, a state senator who's collecting cash from the usual GOP suspects in Iowa...

Lamberti reported raising $163,000 through June 30, including $6,200 out of his own pocket.

Boswell, clearly alert that he's in store for yet another tough race after two bouts with Stan Thompson, has raised a rather astonishing $471,000 so far this year, including $305,000 from political action committees.

That includes some help from the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee in rounding up contributions for Boswell. Other House members are being asked to steer some cash his way.
It's hard to believe that a Congressman as awful as Leonard Boswell could get re-elected as often as he does - especially when his district was redrawn several years ago to include Des Moines - but Iowa's GOP continues to field a seemingly endless supply of shitty candidates.

As much as we disagree with Boswell on a laundry list of issues, Jeff Lamberti doesn't have a chance in hell of winning considering his moronic ideas in the Iowa Statehouse. Boswell will kick his ass back to Ankeny faster than you can say "Stan Thompson."

Even if Lamberti did win, he'd face a stiff challenge from Steve King as Iowa's Dumbest Congressman. Wouldn't that be great?

I don't know. If I were a Congressman, I'd rather be known as a dumb congressman rather than a pathetic liar and suckup, like Jim Leach is.

Debating The Evils Of Sidewalk Cafes



From the Waterloo Courier:
CEDAR FALLS --- Council members on Monday will consider an ordinance that would allow for sidewalk cafes on Main Street.

City and Community Main Street officials have spent the last few months piecing the ordinance together from similar guidelines in other Iowa cities.

Businesses can have tables outside for customers to eat at after they order food inside, but restaurants cannot serve outside. The proposed ordinance would allow serving food and alcohol outside. Issues regarding the use of public sidewalks, as well as regulating service of alcohol at such venues are also addressed.

It's almost impossible to believe that this is currently illegal, but it's true. Iowa doesn't have the biggest window available for outdoor cafes, but reversing this hayseed attitude towards them would be an improvement.

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Governors Exclude Iowa Blogger

Chase Nordengren from Des Moines writes to the Register:
One of the the National Governors Association conference speakers was New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman, an individual I greatly admire. However, I was watching the event on television despite the fact that I applied for credentials to cover the event.

Applying as the writer of a weblog called The Political Forecast, I went both through the NGA national office and Terrace Hill several days before the event. I received a return call from neither. As I watched the event, about half the chairs in the press gallery were empty.

I understand the need for security when 30 governors are involved, and I am certainly willing to go out of my way to prove that I carry only a legal pad and pen. I will submit to any security measures, I will sit in row 127, whatever it takes. I asked only to have an opportunity to witness the event and to be able to interpret it for my readers.

Friedman warned that, while globalization is continuing to revolutionize how the world does business, "nobody's telling the kids." I am an American high school student and, as such, believe that I had as much, if not more of a right, to hear the remarks in person than a member of a "legitimate" press outlet. The message is, after all, supposedly directed at me and for my best interest.

When the ideas and policies of American government are withheld from the public eye in the name of security or perceived intellectual superiority or elitism, damage is done to democracy. Not allowing maximum participation in the marketplace of ideas leads to flawed policy and mistakes that genuinely hurt people.

Chase blogged about it here at The Political Forecast, which is a group blog.

And, oh, did anybody mention that Chase is only 16 years old? Good try, kid.

If you read The Political Forecast you'll see that the bulk of the posts are dominated by the obviously anti-Republican Chris Woods. If you're into regurgitated and spun news via the WaPo and Slimes; passed-along posts from the Kossacks and Julio Yglesias; as well as the usual commentary on such trendy topics like Karlroveplamegate then this will be right up your alley, but it bores the shite out of me.

Advice to Chase: You're a good writer. Post more! And work those connections so you can cover future political events. And tell that Chris Woods to get a little more original.

Take In A Sex Offender, Go To Jail



This is good news:
A Marshall County man and woman have been arrested under a new state law that makes it illegal for a sex offender to live with single women who have children at home.

Officials said Dale R. Baker Jr., 28, and Darel Jo Owen, 37, might be the first in the state charged under the law, which went into effect July 1.

They are charged with child endangerment.

"The law is intended to prevent mothers from bringing sex offenders into the home where there are children," Marshall County Attorney Jennifer Miller said Friday.

Baker, who is on the Iowa Sex Offender Registry for the 1999 third-degree sexual abuse of a Marshall County girl between the ages of 14 and 17, was in jail Friday on a $13,000 bond. Owen has been released under court supervision.

Marshall County Sheriff Ted Kamatchus said Baker had lived with Owen in July. He said there were two pre-teenage children in the home who have since been turned over to a relative. Kamatchus said investigators were led to the home on a tip but didn't identify the source.

Who says that legislating morality isn't a bad thing?

You've got to love Baker's profile at the Iowa Sex Offender web site:

5' 5" tall, 180 pounds, and Tattoo On Left Shoulder, Tattoo On Upper Left Arm, Tattoo On Lf Arm, Tattoo On Left Leg, Tattoo On Left Calf, Tattoo On Right Shoulder, Tattoo On Upper Right Arm, Scar On Right Wrist, Tattoo On Right Calf, and Tattoo On Back
.

Sounds like a real winner.

But at least he can now vote, right?

Naturally, the Iowa Criminal Lover's Union is upset:
Randall Wilson, legal director of the Iowa Civil Liberties Union, argued Friday that the legislation is flawed.

"We should be cautious here, because we could be breaking up families," he said. "Not everyone on the Sex Offender Registry is a danger to young children. If it was confined to pedophiles, I don't think anybody would have a problem with that. But the law goes too far."

Being convicted of sexual abuse in the third degree of a minor isn't like being busted because of streaking, mooning , or skinny-dipping, Mr Criminal Lover.

Friday, July 22, 2005

Summer In Iowa Via Photos


Jarrod Allen, a professional trick rider from Santa Cruz, Calif., launches himself high above a crowd of hundreds in downtown Ottumwa Wednesday night. Allen and the rest of the 2Hip Freestyle BMX Team performed in honor of the fifth anniversary of Riverside Cyclery in Ottumwa.


Playing on the cannon in Ottumwa Park Tuesday are seated, Justin Seals, 7, left, his brother Jess, 11, both of Moulton and standing, Sydney Grooms, 9, left, and sister Haley, 5, of Ottumwa.


Bryce Sieren cools down a head of beef at the Washington County Fair.


With fierce determination, six-year-old Sam of Crawfordsville competes in the Washington County Fair State and National Sanctioned Pedal Tractor Pull.


Janee Ballanger was crowned 2005 Appanoose County Fair Queen on Monday night. Also receiving recognition was Brittney Morris, second runner-up at left and Kelsey Pasa, Miss Congeniality and first runner-up, pictured in the middle.


Pictured here, Bailey Schaben dressed up with her calf, Scotchie, for the Bottle Calf Show. See the special fair supplement inside this week's Harlan News-Advertiser.

Have a great weekend!

The Dumbest Excuse I've Ever Heard

Jessica Wolfe of Davenport writes to the QC Times:
This in response to the women that wrote in about loud motorcycles and how those that are riding them are only trying to get revenge on old ladies and war veterans. I was absolutely appalled when I read this. Why would I waste hundreds or maybe thousands of dollars on my bike to just annoy an older person that is sleeping? Well I wouldn't. The reason for loud pipes is this: I don't want to die on my motorcycle because some careless driver didn't see me coming in the next lane and ran me over. The loud pipes are for our safety and our safety only. Believe it or not, drivers of cars are a motorcyclist's worst nightmare.

It's hot outside; drivers have their windows up, the air conditioning on and the radio up. If the driver can't hear me coming up beside them, there is a real potential for someone (more than likely me) to be injured or die. So the next time you are on the road and hear a loud motorcycle I bet they don't get hurt because you heard them coming. So maybe instead of Davenport putting laws against loud bikes, the people of Davenport should just be more aware of their surroundings when on the road.

That's got to be one of the dumbest excuses I've ever heard.

What do you want to bet that this maroon rides around without a helmet on? But if I don't have my seat belt on I get a ticket.

The trend in recent years has been for people to buy louder and louder motorcycles. Men buy them because they have no penis and want to let everybody know it. Women ride around on them because that's the only way they're going to get any stimulation. It's a nice give and take for them, but if you're walking alongside a road and one of these wannabes roars past you almost go deaf.


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Ignoring Terrorists In Iowa City Led To "Unfortunate Incident"

David Goodner, an editorial writer for the Daily Idiot, criticizes the Press-Citizen in the Press-Citizen's own pages.

If you ever wanted to read the words of somebody who appeases and, as a result, encourages crime and terrorism in order to justify the means to an end, here it is on display:
The University of Iowa community can continue to be a leader in the social-cause field or it can perpetuate the injustice of the status quo. Either way, realize that the marginalization of the Animal Liberation Front on the national level is what led to the unfortunate incident at Spence Labs and Seashore Hall in 2004. A sign of good faith on the part of the University of Iowa might be in order.

Yesiree, that's the sound of your typical terrorist-enabling fascist.

Iowa Still Soft On Drunk Drivers Who Kill

This letter to the Press-Citizen merited some digging:
Although I live in Texas, as a 1960 City High graduate, Iowa City and Johnson County will always be my hometown. Thus, I was appalled to learn that the man who killed Don Westcott received a suspended sentence.

It amazes me how drunks and child molesters plague our society. They are given break after break after break. According to the newspaper clipping that I read, evidence of his blood alcohol level was lost. OK. Fine.

Nonetheless when a driver blows through a stop sign at a high rate of speed and kills and injures people in other vehicles, he should be held responsible.

For example, it is one thing to blow a tire and cause an accident. It is quite another thing, when basic laws are violated and a severe accident results. I guess Iowa's laws are lax. Dan Wilkerson caused the accident. He took a life. He receives a wrist slap. Is that justice?

Gary Carman
San Marcos, Texas

Dan Wilkerson killed a man and injured his wife while running a stop sign while legally drunk. The judge, the county attorney, and I'm guessing the police (our shitty "justice" system) let him get away with it. Read the background here from July 6th:
A man who ran a stop sign and killed another driver has been ordered to serve two years probation and 100 hours of community service.

Dan Wilkerson, 50, of North Liberty, received the sentence today in Johnson County District Court. Wilkerson pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter and received a deferred judgment.

Wilkerson was sentenced to two years’ supervised probation and is barred from possessing or consuming alcohol during that time. He also must serve 100 hours of community service, during which he is supposed to present programs on the dangers of drinking and driving.

According to police reports, it was 10 p.m. on Aug. 25, 2003, when Wilkerson, driving a black 1998 Ford van, was northbound on Cosgrove Road. The van was owned by Fleck Sales of Cedar Rapids. At the same time, a black 1995 Mercury Tracer station wagon was westbound on Johnson County Road F46, also known as IWV Road. Donald Westcott was the driver of the Mercury and his wife, Judith, sat in the front passenger seat.

At the intersection of Cosgrove and IWV roads, Wilkerson failed to yield and stop at the stop sign. His van struck Westcott’s car on the driver’s side. Both vehicles came to a rest in the north ditch near the in-tersection.

Donald Westcott, 61, died from multiple injuries sustained in the crash. His wife was taken to University Hospitals and treated for deep bruises, abrasions, a concussion and other injuries.

Police said Wilkerson had a blood alcohol level of .091 percent at the time of the accident. The legal limit in Iowa is .08. However, Judge Kristin Hibbs ruled that police failed to follow implied consent procedures before collecting blood samples from Wilkerson at the hospital. Hibbs ruled that Wilkerson was unable to give consent or refuse the blood test because he was undergoing medical treatment and his condi-tion at the time was unstable.

As a result, Johnson County Attorney J. Patrick White asked the court for a deferred judgment and two years of probation based partly on Wilkerson’s clean criminal record.

Wilkerson was originally charged with vehicular homicide.

That is a joke.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Tom Dorr Confirmed

From the Des Moines Register:
Former Iowa farmer Tom Dorr has finally won Senate approval to take a top job at the U.S. Agriculture Department.

The Senate voted 62-38 Wednesday to confirm Dorr as USDA’s undersecretary for rural development. But the vote didn’t come until Dorr delivered a written apology for past violations of federal subsidy rules and remarks that have been criticized as racially insensitive.

We didn't like Tom Dorr back in January and we still don't like him today.

One Tough Cookie



(background story at the Waterloo Courier)

From the newspapers of Fayette County:
As the only survivor of a plane crash March 27, Caryn Stewart, 8, is one tough cookie.

Beginning a 16th week of hospitalization, the rural West Union youth's rehabilitation focuses on walking unaided in her goal to be released from the hospital.

At times, the therapy is painful, says her father, Brian. But the rewards of her success are as sweet as the chocolate treats she learned to make in twice a week cooking sessions.

For nearly three months the West Union youth recuperated at University Hospitals in Iowa City as the burns she sustained over 75 percent of her body were first grafted and then healed. Caryn now spends several hours each day at Covenant Medical Center in Waterloo, stretching her muscles and grafted skin, to regain elasticity and strength. When she meets all her goals for the week, Caryn earns a pass out of the hospital on Sunday, to visit her family's farm for the day.

Six days a week, Caryn works with physical and occupational therapists. In one activity, she stretches her back muscles by rolling over an inflated ball and posing like 'Superman' in flying mode. She might be positioned on a 'tilt table,' which moves her body to different angles to work various muscles...

Her blue eyes twinkle behind long eyelashes as her mischievous side tries to contrive a way she can "pop a wheelie" with her Dad in her wheelchair. Finally admitting she isn't strong enough she resigns the attempt, but not without a determination to play that joke on her dad, some day.

For an hour each week day, Caryn is tutored to help her complete the second grade studies she missed from March 28 until the end of the school year. Caryn is excited for the beginning of her third grade year at North Fayette Elementary, where she will be in Mrs. Lechtenberg's third grade classroom at the West Union elementary center. Mostly, she is eager to see her friends again.

Caryn was also visited by her piano teacher, Linda Cordes, Elgin. Fun activities like piano playing and baking a rhubarb cake and chocolate oaties, help Caryn exercise her fingers, wrists and arms.

On a recent Sunday, the Stewarts decided to surprise their church family with Caryn's appearance. By the time they arrived at Bethel Presbyterian in West Union, the pastor was delivering the children's sermon, but as Caryn found a place to sit, all heads turned to realize her arrival. The congregation gave her a standing ovation.

Brian Stewart says his daughter was surprised by all the attention, but as her Dad, he felt a tightening in his chest as emotion filled his heart. "It was a little overwhelming," he said.

A strong-willed youth, Caryn avoids sympathy and would prefer her friends not know how difficult a struggle some of her therapies are for her...

If there is one thing Caryn could tell her classmates and other friends, who for weeks, have sent cards, artwork and gifts following the accident, it wouldn't be a statement about how she is doing, she says.

Instead, Caryn says quietly, "I would tell them, 'thanks'."
What amazing spirit for a little girl who lost her mother and sister in that plane crash.

To Mow Or Not To Mow

From the Des Moines Register:
The Iowa Department of Transportation has adopted a modified "no-mow" program for about 1,500 miles of its four-lane road system, said Director Mark Wandro. An experiment the past two years on selected roads was so successful the policy has been expanded statewide this summer, he said.

Some limited mowing is still performed: Strips of grass about 6 to 10 feet wide are trimmed for safety purposes along a road's shoulders. Later this fall, all medians will be mowed clean so snow will blow across in the winter. Crews also cut weeds as needed.
I'm no acomoclitic, but personally I like to see it mowed to a nice short level on a regular basis. I know it's more natural to let it grow, but some parts have to be trimmed back significantly during the summer or things get out of control.

Tom Arnold: Happy Endings



From the Press-Citizen:
Actor and Iowa native Tom Arnold greeted fans and media members Wednesday at the Iowa Memorial Union before a free screening of his new movie, "Happy Endings."

Arnold had plenty of good things to say about "Happy Endings" and Iowa.

He described the movie as a "comedy, but it's touching in a weird way."
I bet a lot of Iowans don't get the double entendre offered up by Tom Arnold. A "happy ending" also means When a masseuse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release.

We mentioned all this back in May when students attending Indian Hills Community College could apply for one of Tom's generous scholarships by writing an essay concerning the subject of "Happy Endings."

I'm not judging, or anything. Just pointing it out. It's pretty funny that he can generate a lot of publicity using that phrase.

The next thing Tom Arnold ought to do is form a movie production company exclusively for Iowa and call it TA3-3M.

Kinnick Seating

Over the past few days there have been articles concerning the shakedown by Bowlsby and Company with regard to seating at Kinnick Stadium. Here's an example at Hawk Central of what we're talking about.

Today, in the Daily Iowan, is this excellent staff editorial:
The decision by the UI athletics department to change Kinnick Stadium seating next year, forcing most season-ticket holders to make an extra donation to the department on top of their tickets' advertised price, is similar to a linebacker getting away with a blatant facemask: it might have been necessary to keep the team in the game, but it was unsportsmanlike, nonetheless.
It's the "old boy network" thing, which will eventually be a thing of the past. If they really wanted to make a lot of money they'd put the best season tickets for the best seats/section on Ebay right now.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Evelyn Miller Case Update

From today's Des Moines Register:
Also Tuesday, Evelyn's mother, Noel Miller, and her live-in boyfriend, Casey Frederiksen, were in Floyd County Court for a hearing on custody of their two children, Gabriel, 2, and Damian, 1.

The toddlers were put in the care of Frederiksen's mother, Sandy Kuykendall in Floyd, shortly after Evelyn's disappearance, but were placed in foster care outside the area July 12, records show.

About 7 p.m. July 11, Kuykendall called 911 because Frederiksen and Miller were causing a disturbance, Floyd County Sheriff's Department records show. Kuykendall told the dispatcher that "they're trying to get their kids and they are not supposed to have them right now and they are starting to cause problems..."

The judge's ruling was sealed, but a family friend said Miller and Frederiksen volunteered to leave the boys in foster care. The couple had a visit with the two toddlers at a Charles City public park later in the day.

The parents declined to comment on the case.

Just before the hearing began Tuesday, Dettmer, the county attorney, asked Miller and Frederiksen if they had taken their urinalysis tests, to which both nodded yes.

Urine tests for drugs typically come into play in a child custody hearing only if there is some prior history of drug use, said Roger Munns, a spokesman for the Iowa Department of Human Services. The tests can be recommended by a child welfare worker, the county attorney or a guardian ad litem, but only the judge can order the testing, Munns said.

This is hardly a big surprise, unless you watch only the TV news.

$200 Million Development In Tiffin?

This seems crazy:
A Cedar Rapids developer has proposed a 200-acre, $200 million commercial and residential complex in Tiffin that would include an outlet mall, hotel, water park, restaurants, condos, offices and park space.

Jim Angstman, vice president of Regency Land Services and the High Development Corp., said the mall would be similar in size to Tanger Outlet Center in Williamsburg, which is about 20 miles away. The mall also would be about four miles from Coral Ridge Mall, which opened in Coralville in July 1998.

Angstman said his companies don't see the proposed outlet mall as taking shoppers away from the two other malls.

"We're not trying to cannibalize anything. There's room to grow here," he said

That's the wrong thing to say, dude. You've got to talk about how this mall is specifically designed in the interest of children. Something like: I believe the children are our are future, Teach them well and let them lead the way, Show them all the beauty they possess inside, Give them a sense of pride to make it easier.

Better yet, pepper your speech with the word diversity. Something like: "This diverse mall will bring the area a diverse variety of retailers who are looking to attract a diverse blend of patrons into this increasingly diverse area."

If you can throw in the phrase economic development then the State might even give you a "fiscally prudent" tax break: "We are proposing a $200 million dollar economic development incentive to the community of Tiffin. It will create jobs, spark the eco-money, and create more economic development."

You can always rely on the old standby - tourism: "Our outlet mall will create additional tourism from the area's communities, counties, and states. Maybe even other countries. We envision the French flying in just to shop at the Tiffin Outlet Mall."

Now add it all together: "The children of Tiffin deserve a diverse economic development plan that brings tourism."

See how easy it is?

Iowa Reaction To The SCOTUS Nomination

Radio Iowa has a good roundup.

That Ethanol Study

Robert Bryce has an interesting piece at Slate concerning the recently the recently-released ethanol study that has been critical of how much actual energy is produced and what it takes to produce it (link via Yin Blog).

It will be interesting to see if this study is refuted in any way. IowaCorn.org's Ethanol Myths FAQ indicates that yields and processing technologies have improved. Somebody's right or wrong.

Dear State 29

Update: 9:50am below...


Is this my first threatening letter? I think it is:
Dear State 29,

I can see, based on the content of your website, that we do not see eye to eye on many issues. We probably have the same opinions on a lot of issues though--but that is neither here nor there. My name is XXXXX XXXXXX and I only just stumbled across your blog. I am not writing this to make a legal threat or to try to hook you into a blog argument (as I am not too familiar with blogging and I don't even know your name--whether it is on the website or not is beyond me though I could not find it) but I am simply asking you to remove mentions of me from your site, whether they are past, present or future. I haven't written a letter to the editor in some time and I would appreciate it if my past comments were not ridiculed on the web. Frankly, I am not sure if you have to comply with my request, but I will look into that if I feel I have to. Thank you very much.

Sincerely,

XXXXX XXXXXX

PS I would be thankful for a swift response as well.

What a weasel.

This "I haven't written a letter to the editor in some time" is BS and he knows it because it was published only a couple months ago.

Here's a bit of advice: If you don't want people making fun of your opinions, don't write a ridiculous letter to the editor to a newspaper or magazine.

Thanks to the First Amendment, I have every right to comment on and lampoon your printed opinion. You're not immune to rebuttal in this blog or anywhere else. Any attorney will tell you that.

What if somebody wrote a rebuttal to your local paper about your opinion and it was printed? What are you going to do? Write the newspaper or the other person a letter and say something like "Please, oh pretty please, will you not critique my opinion? I'm not making a threat, but I'll look into it..." Geez. Grow a couple.


Update (9:50am): I got a followup letter from the person, who I won't name and which I won't reprint. Suffice to say, the person needs to read the decision in the Hustler Magazine vs Jerry Falwell case, which was decided unanimously in favor of Hustler Magazine. After that, you should take up a hobby, or at least get outside before the rain hits your neck of the woods.

iowahawk's Form Letter

iowahawk has a form letter for you to fill out.

Responsibility

David Crotts of Grinnell has an excellent letter in today's Des Moines Register:
Another small child in Iowa murdered. I struggle with the media's and lawmakers' attention to these occasional isolated murders and wonder where all of us are when these powerless, voiceless children are soul-murdered on a daily basis in every midsize Iowa town.

Children are physically, sexually abused and neglected daily. Family members, educators and community members report their suspicions and concerns, yet sometimes little is done to protect our children.

Understaffed, underpaid and burned-out caseworkers who are many times unable to assist these children because the evidence is just not concrete enough have to send the children home to endure yet another evening of boundary violations.

I can already hear the outcry by the lawmakers and the general public calling for the death penalty for the perpetrators who kidnap and kill children. Sadly, the vast majority of perpetrators are family members.

During 2003, approximately 906,000 children were determined to be victims of child abuse or neglect throughout the United States. More than 60 percent of child victims were neglected by their parents or other caregivers. Almost 20 percent were physically abused, 10 percent were sexually abused and five percent were emotionally maltreated.

For 2003, an estimated 1,500 children died due to child abuse or neglect. Approximately 80 percent of perpetrators were parents.

Whose job is it to protect these vulnerable members of our society? The Department of Human Services? Not hardly. It is our responsibility.

Responsibility lies first with the leaders of the state who prioritize the government agenda, manage the budget and create the laws. If they fail to adequately fund the services that protect children, then fault also lies with each of us who allow lawmakers to prioritize smooth roads, riverwalks and arenas over the well-being of children.

When politicians want to review the Iowa DHS case to determine if the agency failed Evelyn Miller, then we also need to review the politicians' decisions to see if they failed the agency that was created to protect her.

He's right.

If we elect "leaders" who only want to give away "fiscally prudent" taxpayer-financed corporate welfare rather than ensuring that DHS is properly funded, managed, and is watching out for the interests of those whose parents are the worst kind of fuckups on the planet, then WE THE PEOPLE have our priorities screwed up when we elect all these numbskulls to the Statehouse.

Best Letter To The Editor Of The Week

I know it's only Wednesday, but who's gonna top this excellent letter to the Daily Iowan by Ben Bessman:
I can't tell what the funniest thing is about this whole Pierre Pierce situation.

Is it that, to Pierce, "looking for a job" includes neither applying for one nor giving up any of the five hours he spends playing basketball a day? I guess he's just that committed to be the MVP of the Cons vs. Guards game he might be playing in soon.

Maybe it's that Pierce has asked the Iowa taxpayers to help pay his legal bills while having the high-priced Mr. Alfredo Parrish defending him? Who's paying that bill? Does that sound ridiculous to anyone else?

Or maybe it's that Pierce's lawyer (Iowa's own version of Johnnie Cochran) has argued that while his client's own sexual/criminal past shouldn't be brought up during the trial, both the alleged victim's and her current boyfriend's should be. I mean, how can the alleged attacker's past be deemed to be not a factor while what the alleged victim and her boyfriend have done in the past is? You have to laugh at how irrational the situation is.

Ouch! Damn! That's a good letter.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Clement For SCOTUS?

Update: Doh! It was John Roberts!



Not Clement!!!



Yin Blog says others are speculating that the new SCOTUS nominee will be Clement.

Tom Harkin voted to confirm Clement during the 107th Congress (November 13, 2001) to the Fifth Circuit Court. Only Russ Feingold has a slight problem with the nomination (regarding some conferences that Clement attended), but he voted to confirm the nomination anyway. Even Leaky Leahy from VT was giddy about Clement in his usual simpering style. The vote to confirm was 99-0. We'll see how these three behave if it turns out that Bush's nominee is Clement.

According to a search of the 102nd Congress, the Senate confirmed Clement to be United States District Judge for the Eastern District of Louisiana on November 21, 1991. I couldn't find a roll call vote.

Nude Juice Bar Coming To Waterloo?

From last week in the Waterloo Courier:
Earl Baugh, who has operated a number of dry-cleaning businesses in the Waterloo-Cedar Falls area, has applied for a special permit to open a nude juice bar and adult video store in a vacant industrial building along West Airline Highway.

While the proposed business and location meet the city's zoning regulations regarding adult entertainment, the idea has generated opposition from several neighboring property owners. And members of the Waterloo Planning, Programming and Zoning Commission voted 6-2 Tuesday to recommend denying the request when the Board of Adjustment holds a public hearing and makes a final decision on the special permit later this month.

Naturally, there's opposition:
"My concern is the impact on the neighborhood," said commission member Steve Jordan, who voted against the proposal...

That idea didn't sit well with several surrounding business owners, including Merv Hilpipre, who owns an auction company across the road from the building at 1850 W. Airline Highway.

"What does it bring to the city in terms of our dignity and respect?" he said. "What is sold there?"

Hilpipre also suggested such an establishment would prompt patrons to commit sex crimes and said it would hurt business at his auction yard.

Attorney Kevin McCrindle also lodged an objection on behalf of Jerald Sulky Co. He said the nighttime business activity would be out of character for the neighborhood and would require his client and other surrounding businesses to invest in more security measures.

"The presence of an adult entertainment business is unwelcome in every neighborhood," McCrindle said.

People always frown on sex-oriented businesses, but Waterloo has no problem with predatory car-title loan "businesses" that charge up to 360% interest.

And just what do the locals want to move into the area instead? This will make ya laugh:
The Waterloo Industrial Development Association, which owns a vacant lot next to the building, submitted a letter of opposition. That land is currently being studied for flood plain issues, and a paintball company hopes to use it if the land is deemed not buildable.

Full disclosure: Nobody's ever jerked off onto my car before, but some bastard shot it with a blue paintball once. It was a pain to remove.

Bye Bye Knapp and Storms

Update: The Register has the best (and loudest!) video of the implosion. QuickTime needed.




From the Iowa State Daily:
After 39 years, Knapp and Storms Halls are hosting their final party Tuesday. Aided by approximately 120 pounds of explosives, the towers should take less than a minute to collapse in on themselves at 10 a.m.

And from Andie Dominick in the Des Moines Register:
I'd like to write that I care the place where I began my journey into adulthood is being razed. But the Towers I remember had too many people. Too much noise. Too few showers. Too many fire alarms, pulled by some smart aleck, sounding in the middle of the night. Holes in the hall carpet. No air-conditioning. Long waits for elevators and long climbs when they were broken (frequently). Square, bare rooms, too small to be shared with a roommate. It wasn't the place people chose to live. It was the place they got stuck living.

Good riddance. These buildings were prime examples of that disgusting 1960s-era concrete architecture, Soviet-style. They should have been dynamited 20 years ago, along with whoever designed them.

The Ethanol Study

The media is going bonkers over a study, linked via the Yin Blog, that says producing ethanol consumes more fossil fuel than the amount of fuel the process produces.

I'm no bio-chemist, or whatever, but IowaCorn.org has a PDF from 2001 on the Net Energy Balance of Corn Ethanol that's probably worthy of review or criticism.

It's The Little Things At The Carbuncle, Like $6 Beers And Weird-Ass Toilet Paper

Tom Petty and the Black Crowes played for $55 a head to a half-empty crowd at the Carbuncle last night.

Kyle Munson at the Register has some details:
Monday's crowd was about half the capacity for the 17,000-seat venue, so it was hardly a test of traffic flow in and around the building. Even so, long lines formed for women's restrooms on the main concourse. The smoking patios were popular enough to generate lines, too...

Navigating the arena's staircases made some fans feel like hapless lab rats; certain doors seemed to lead only to restricted VIP areas or outside. The south side of the arena could've used more than one escalator...

Jay Bullington of West Des Moines said of the arena. "Beer prices could be lower."

I wasn't kidding about the chorus of comments on the $5 and $6 beers...

Complaints were incredibly specific. Kathy Schultz of West Des Moines took issue with the toilet paper.

"It comes off in little pieces," she said. "I'm talking one-inch by one-inch square."

Since Polk County taxpayers are on the hook for a million or two a year to keep it going, I guess they had to cut corners somewhere. Toilet paper is expensive. Maybe they should have just put in bidets.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Check back with me later, but please write me a check now.

Todd Dorman of the QC Times has a very humorous column on the current crop of Terrace Hill wannabes. It's good.

Des Moines Business Record Nonsense

The Des Moines Business Record had a couple of opinions recently that are worth noting, or laughing at.

Beth Dalbey (you remember her) has an op-ed titled "Iowa still struggling to find its soul":
Today, religious intolerance has reached frightening levels. Immigrants are welcomed to certain jobs, but are denied some of the freedoms Americans cherish. Women haven’t yet gained equality in the workplace, same-sex couples are discriminated against and a hasty response to terrorist threats gave Americans homeland security legislation that can be used to limit free speech, encourage racial profiling and even give the government the right to see who’s checking out what book from the public library.
Yes, Beth Dalbey, religious intolerance has reached frightening levels, and you've contributed to it by saying the Chandler sisters in Des Moines, when they attempted to wear T-shirts with an anti-abortion message on them to Roosevelt High School, were "sheep following the herd" - what a hypocrite.

The second op-ed is "Central Iowa lacks cultural competency" by Nannette Rodriguez and it features this hilarious suggestion:
To Central Iowa’s businesses, I offer this challenge: the next time an employee asks if it would be possible to have the company provide for its staff to learn Spanish, make a genuine effort to do so. Also, make a point of sponsoring, exhibiting or attending the 7th Annual Latino Conference in Des Moines on Oct. 28-29 this year. Cultural competency will be one of the core topics.
That's funny. "Screw the business, let's spend the next three months learning Spanish." Why would I want to do a thing like that? So I could talk to the illegals working at the packing house?

I'd rather learn Hindi. At least most of our friends from the subcontinent of India are here legally, work high-paying jobs, and assimilate into our culture without getting in my face about it.

"Iowans are very intelligent voters"

From Radio Iowa:
Bob Vander Plaats, a Republican candidate for governor, says Iowans are "clamoring" for specifics. Vander Plaats' GOP rival, Jim Nussle, said recently he's in the listening stage of his campaign and with nearly a year to go before the Republican primary election, it's too soon to talk about specific proposals. Vander Plaats disagrees. "Iowans are very intelligent voters," Vander Plaats says. "They don't want to hear platitudes. They want to hear what are some real life solutions
If Iowans are such intelligent voters, how come we've ended up with Tom Vilsack, Chuck Grassley, Tom Harkin, Steve King, Christopher Rants, Jeff Lamberti, Wayne Ford, and Mary Mascher?

Dick Durbin Is A Liar?

Like everybody else, we mentioned the Dick "Gulag" Durbin meltdown on the Senate floor last month ("Every Tom, Dick, and Adolf"), but mostly making fun of him: "Hitler used extremely loud rap music? Or was it Stalin? Perhaps it was Pol Pot." and being annoyed that he eclipsed an excellent speech on renewable energy that Tom Harkin gave minutes prior.

Not surprisingly, and after probably spending a lot of money and time, Durbin's example appears to be a complete fabrication:
Military investigators did not substantiate major charges of prisoner abuse contained in one FBI agent's e-mail that was read on the Senate floor by Minority Whip Richard J. Durbin as an example of U.S.-sanctioned torture at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

The unnamed FBI agent wrote that she saw one al Qaeda suspect lying in his own excrement, that he had pulled out his own hair and that he had no food and water. The female agent also said he was shackled to the floor and subjected to loud rock music and to extreme temperatures.

Mr. Durbin, of Illinois and the Senate's No. 2 Democrat, read the e-mail June 14 in a speech attacking the Bush administration. He then likened Guantanamo interrogation techniques to the Nazis, Josef Stalin's prisoner gulag, Pol Pot and the internment of Japanese during World War II. He later issued an apology on the Senate floor.

Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman John W. Warner, Virginia Republican, rebuked Mr. Durbin in a Senate debate for reading, as fact, a raw FBI report, the charges in which had not yet been investigated.

That investigation was completed last week by Air Force Lt. Gen. Randall M. Schmidt, who commands the 12th Air Force, the air component of U.S. Southern Command, which oversees the 520-inmate prison at the U.S. Naval Base at Guantanamo.

Gen. Schmidt wrote in his report, "Another FBI agent stated she witnessed a detainee short shackled and lying in his own excrement. The [investigation] was unable to find any documentation, testimony, or other evidence corroborating the third agent's recollection to this allegation or her e-mail allegation that one of the detainees had pulled his hair out while short shackled."

The Schmidt report also said, "We discovered no evidence to support the allegation that the detainees were denied food and water."...

Investigators interviewed 30 FBI agents and more than 100 prison personnel.

Investigators confirmed two charges in the FBI e-mail: that inmates were shackled to the floor and were subjected to loud music. The report said two detainees were shackled briefly to protect prison guards, but that the practice was not authorized and was discontinued. One inmate was subjected to a hot and cold cell on "several occasions," in 2002 and 2003.

Do you think the Des Moines Register will be following up on this after calling Durbin's remarks little more than a "poor choice of metaphors"?

Municipal Wireless In Iowa

Drew Miller has an interesting post concerning municipal wireless this morning.

I'm in favor of cooperative or corporate ventures that bring broadband or wireless services to towns or cities that don't have them, but I'm completely against giving greedy loser Clark McLeod another monopoly that will be funded with endless Iowa taxpayer dollars.

Municipalities probably shouldn't be getting into wireless technology to provide anything more than modernized services within city government: things like wireless handheld meter maids, traffic cameras to monitor congested areas, and the ability for police to erect a network of public monitoring cameras in high-crime areas. Aggregate governmental uses are fine, but govt employees get delusional when they think they're an actual business. They're not.

Give Or Take About $900 Million

Bloomberg: Whirlpool Corp., the largest U.S. appliance maker, is offering $1.35 billion in cash and stock for Maytag Corp.

New York Times: The Whirlpool Corporation made an unsolicited $1.36 billion bid for Maytag late yesterday, possibly igniting a three-way takeover battle for the company.

Forbes: Whirlpool Corp. has offered to buy fellow appliance maker Maytag Corp. for $1.37 billion in cash and stock

Washington Post: Whirlpool Co. on Sunday night offered to buy rival Maytag Corp. for about $1.4 billion in cash and stock

Chicago Sun-Times: Whirlpool Corp. announced Sunday an offer to acquire fellow appliance maker Maytag Corp. for $2.3 billion


Update: A reader writes: "love your blog. Actually the 2.3 billion figure for maytag is more accurate because the other figures do not include the 900 million in debt any suitor will have to assume. If some one assumed your liabilities you would think of it as getting something of value. Keep it up."

"There's a car between Cedar Falls and Janesville"

And it's in a rather unique location according to the Waterloo Courier:
Plastic cups, shoes, hundreds of tires, a full-sized refrigerator and even a boxcar door are just a few of the items you can find in a river. And the cleanup crew that volunteered to paddle the Cedar River Saturday morning should know.

"There's a car between Cedar Falls and Janesville" in the river, Mark Miller, a five-year veteran of the Cedar River cleanup, said. "Somehow, one of these years, we'll get it."

Rod Brodigan and his brother, Ron, have done river cleanups all around Iowa, and have seen even more unique items.

"Somebody on our crew once found a buffalo skull with horns and part of its leg attached," Rod Brodigan said of the cleanup he did on the Little Sioux River near Cherokee.
It's a thankless job.

Jugglers In the Quad Cities

From the Waterloo Courier:
Jugglers from around the world are expected to throw caution -- and their props --- to the wind during the International Jugglers Association Festival this week in the Quad Cities.

Jugglers, from novices to world-class performers from as far away as Russia and Japan are expected to participate in the festival, which was scheduled to begin Monday and run through next weekend. As many as 1,000 jugglers are expected

Karl Rove Karl Rove Karl Rove Karl Rove

The Des Moines Register's Letters section is off the rails with regard to the Karl Rove /Joseph Wilson/Valerie Plame thing. Even Dick Doak wants to equate Karl Rove with Bernie Ebbers and Ken Lay. Come on!

Anybody who has been even remotely following this non-scandal can tell what's going on. It's amazing to see so many uninformed dupes/sheeple writing to the Register and the Head Dick believing all the speculation that has been flushed-out long ago.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Iowa Small Town Newspaper Spotlight: The Elgin Echo

Elgin is a town in NE Iowa (map) with a population of about 676. Stories from their newspaper, the Elgin Echo, along with other Fayette County newspapers, are available over the web via Zwire.

Heads up! RAGBRAI's coming to Elgin in a couple of weeks. Surely the Register's transplanted employees will sneer at the town's 99.7% "white, non-hispanic" population. But this breakdown shows that the crackers have their own ancestral identities beyond being... you know... crackers:
Ancestries: German (36.1%), Norwegian (24.6%), Swiss (18.2%), United States (7.2%), English (5.8%), Irish (5.8%).

Back to the Elgin newspaper. This is the sort of poll you don't read about in a big city paper:
Ninety-five percent surveyed in 2004 said they feel at home, as compared to 92 percent 10 years earlier. Eighty-eight percent queried in 2004 said they'd be sorry to leave Elgin, as compared to 84 percent surveyed in 1994.

Elgin resident Krista Ward, a mother of two young sons, is one of those residents that feels that way. She agrees with the results that revealed 60 percent of residents in 2004 reported knowing the names of half or more of the people in Elgin, as compared to 70 percent in 1994. Similarly, 55 percent indicated half or more of their friends live in town, as compared to 58 perent in 1994...

Receiving some of the highest ratings in 1994 were friendliness and appearance, receiving an average of 6 on a 7-point scale. These two areas remained constant, receiving high ratings once again in 2004.
I can't name half the people who live up and down my street. Isn't that pathetic?

Not surprisingly, Elgin has no registered sex offenders living there.

Here's something that would upset the Register folk:
Attributes receiving the lowest ratings were tolerance and openness to new ideas in both 1994 and 2004, averaging a rating of about 4.4 on a 7-point scale.
Er, I'm not sure how you quantify "tolerance" and "openness to new ideas" in a town of less than 700. We're probably not talking "a couple of lesbians with a black baby moving to town" - it's probably more along the lines of if Uncle Gunnar decides to buy a Honda Ridgeline rather than a Ford F-150.

How about the interests of the candidates for 2005 Fayette County Fair Queen? Wow, they're busy!

Chuck Grassley also recently visited the area. And there's more details in this story about it than anything you'd ever read in one of the larger Iowa newspapers! Gotta luv those small town newspapers!

"Four-Day Long Conflict Of Interest" Update

Looks like the Des Moines Register reporters and editors have been enjoying the free martini luge supplied by Ketel One and all the other party perks provided by corporations and prison labor - all without any oversight or accounting.

The Register has an entire section on the web devoted to the boring parts of the conference. It's dreadful and allows the Register to bang their drum concerning Iowa's alleged lack of diversity. I suppose if you grew up in a decaying big city on the East Coast that's full of welfare bums, illegal aliens, and felons, you'd probably be homesick for that sort of diversity when you move out to the sticks to spread your lefty misery.

Here's an odd quote from the diversity article:
But Iowa members and leaders of the commission cautioned that they have not yet begun sorting out what to do about the calendar, and that the complaints do not necessarily mean Iowa will lose its first-in-the-nation status.

Alexis Herman, the co-chairwoman of the Commission on Presidential Nomination Timing and Scheduling, in an interview praised Iowa Gov. Tom Vilsack for his recent decision to restore voting rights to Iowa felons who have completed their sentences. "I think it definitely impacts the thinking of commission members," said Herman, secretary of labor in the Clinton administration.
That's interesting. So because Vilsack automatically allowed all the felons in Iowa who didn't bother to petition the Iowa Parole Board for full citizenship rights and haven't fully paid back their debt to society in the form of victim restitution, Iowa may get to keep it's "first in the nation" status with regard to the Presidential caucuses and primaries?

That's got to be a stretch, or the martini luge talking.

Hey, don't look at us! We think Iowa's first in the nation status is bogus as well. We agree with Howard Dean, but not the race pimps or the union thugs on the reasoning.

Your Mom Is Retarded

The WaPo has a story on Your Mom, a teen-oriented weekly newspaper and web site started by the Quad City Times, owned by Lee Enterprises.

This sucks worse than your old high school newspaper. In a piece entitled Marijuana should be illegal, under all circumstances By Mary Farrell, Alleman:
Marijuana: It will kill your brain cells. We've all been told this a thousand times ever since we were little.

Despite that, however, some states decided it's OK to use marijuana for medical purposes, such as relieving pain for dying people. Keep in mind there are other pain medicines that could work just fine without killing brain cells. I think this is wrong for those states to do because instead of saying, "Don't do drugs, they'll make you stupid," they are saying, "It's OK to make dying people stupid."

I could understand prescribing these people marijuana if there wasn't another alternative, but there is...
This is the dumbest pile of shit I've ever read.

And if you think that's bad, check out this movie review of "War Of The Worlds" by Beau Baumbach of Davenport:
The movie, starring Tom Cruise, is best described in one word: Blockbuster. Once the action starts, it does not let up. The truly interesting aspect of the movie is not how aliens destroy humanity but rather how we treat our fellow man in dire situations.
Ugh....

Now on to some real criticism. Brittany Vesey of Bettendorf has something not positive to say about.... oh no... American Idol:
Now that this reality show has been on for four seasons, has it reached its end? Some would say "no," some "yes," and others, "I don't care." Well I say we've had enough.

I watched the show somewhat regularly from Season One to Season Three. Season One, with Kelly Clarkson, was interesting only because it was first season and it showed the ropes of the show. I watched Season Two because the bitterness between Clay Aiken and Ruben Studdard fans was hilarious. Season Three, what can you say? Fantasia had me hooked. But then it came down to a Season Four, and I didn't see any genuine talent out of the norm, so I knew whoever would win wasn't going to be that great.
Nobody in their right mind should be reading this crap. Are teens really this stupid?

From the WaPo piece:
In the spring of 2004, they presented their proposal to the Quad-City Times, and the newspaper executives decided within days to invest. Today the Your Mom Web site has about 1,200 unique visitors each week. In addition, 9,000 free copies of the 16-page, 6 1/2 -by-11-inch newspaper -- designed to sit comfortably in a back pocket -- are distributed at schools, malls, pizza shops and pools throughout the region. The Quad-City Times invested $80,000 in Your Mom for start-up costs, and it operates on a $18,000-a-month budget.

While Your Mom lost money its first year, Quad-City executives said they expect to turn a profit in the coming fiscal year.

Many of Your Mom's contributors heard about the venture through word of mouth, and only a handful have any experience in journalism. As a result, many articles in Your Mom read more like opinion pieces and stream of consciousness, which teens say adds to the fun.
Why stop there? How about printing it in mobile phone texting? we cld ct out mst vwls

$80,000 in start-up costs and an $18,000 a month budget for 1200 unique visitors a week? Unbelievable! The State 29 Blog gets around 2000 unique visitors a week during the last 7-day average, and that's more than double from just three months ago. That "Your Mom" web site has got to be a gigantic loss-leader for the weekly newspaper, which is surely stuffed full of advertising. Yuck.

Saturday, July 16, 2005

The Hawkeye Republican Blog

Don Tusk mentioned the Hawkeye Republican blog. It's a group blog run by a bunch of University of Iowa students.

The only name I'm familiar with is that of Barry Pump, mostly because he writes the occasional op-ed for the Daily Iowan. I don't even care what Barry Pump writes because I just enjoy seeing the words "Barry Pump" together in a byline. That is an awesome name.

The blog has been running for a couple of weeks, but there's very little "Hawkeye" and too much BBC, Bono, and Broder. Who gives a shit?

The one (so far) somewhat "Hawkeye" related post is about how Cedar Rapids was ranked as the 87th best place in America. As a former Marion resident, I can attest to the fact that Cedar Rapids is an ugly, stinky hellhole. What do they call it? The City Of Five Odors?

If all they're going to do is spin the top headlines like the 20,000,000 other "conservative" blogs do, fine. BORE-ING. But when you're got two of the state's top Republicans in the Iowa House thinking it's OK to charge pathetic losers in Iowa interest rates up to 360% on car titles or when you have the Anoited Numbskull getting giddy over $333 billion deficits under his watchful eye and he wants to run our state, it would be nice to get some perspective from the self-proclaimed Republican young'ns. Know what I mean?

Friday, July 15, 2005

I've Seen The Future! It's A Bald-Headed Man From New York!



This notion that NY Guv Pataki has any chance in hell in rising above single digits in Iowa for a Prez run is laughable. Read this Slimes piece by Adam Nagourney to understand the delusion:
Gov. George E. Pataki of New York is headed to Iowa this weekend for what associates described on Thursday as an exploration of whether he should run for president in 2008, reflecting what they called an increased likelihood that he would forgo a bid for a fourth term next year and turn to the national stage.
Yeah, right, sure. Those "associates" will use any excuse in the book to come to the cornfields, ride the martini luge, and have a "four-day long conflict of interest." (Dang, that Ed Fallon is quotable! - Ed.)

Here's more to chew on:
If he ran, Mr. Pataki, who supports abortion rights and gun control, would most likely be the most moderate candidate in the Republican field, and would face significant hurdles with a Republican primary electorate that has become increasingly conservative, particularly in states like Iowa.
That's really funny, Adam Naga... Nagonn... Not Gonna To Be Coming To Iowa Anytime Soon, or however you pronounce your name. Why? Because Iowa doesn't have primaries. We have caucuses. Long caucuses. Long, boring-ass caucuses without any martini luges supplied by Ketel One with no accounting whatsoever.

You've got to love this Slimes photo caption on their site:
Gov. George E. Pataki could grab the votes of G.O.P. moderates.
WILL ALL THREE GOP MODERATES IN IOWA PLEASE STAND UP?

There are no GOP "moderates" in a state where a weird bible-thumper like Gary Bauer AND a lunatic bible-thumper like Alan Keyes EACH got 14% in the 2000 Republican Caucus.

The only moderates in Iowa are on the Democrat side. And they aren't even moderates. They're sheeple/lemmings who sit around worrying about who's the most "electable" and then you end up voting for an elitist douchebag like John Kerry. At least the Democrats' far-out kooky nutcase wing, even though they get a lot of repeat action in the Letters sections of newspapers all around Iowa, are fairly marginal. It's a small but vocal bunch of old hippies, Communists, and Jew-haters.

On the Republican side, if you want to win, you better be carrying the biggest, baddest Bible, baby!

And if Pataki couldn't get any lamer, check out this quote:
"We might do a country fair - I just love those," said Mr. Pataki, who grew up in Peekskill, a northern Westchester suburb. "If we're going to be out there and there's one nearby, I want to do one."
Never heard of a country fair. We have county fairs. You could easily hit the Dallas County Fair on your schedule, although nobody will know who you are.

My guess is that somebody from Waukee will meet you, go back home to his wife and say, "I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!"

Pierre Pierce, Homeless



Wow, Judge Hulse won't let Pierre Pierce move back to Illinois to live with his mummy and daddy, so he's currently sleeping on the couch with some former teammates while awaiting trial.

This seems like a dorky move on the part of the judge. Pierce had been a welfare bum, but now he's just a bum. If I were Pierce, I'd be absoloutly furiours.

Supposedly Pierce can't find a job. Who's going to hire some guy who'll be on trial in about a month, 120 miles away, for two counts of felony burglary, one count of criminal mischief and one count of assault with intent to commit sexual abuse? Maybe he could be a temp worker. Johnson County has the lowest unemployment rate in Iowa (PDF). It shouldn't be difficult. There's a lot of telemarketing companies in Iowa City, and Pierce is rather good at making lots of phone calls.

Maybe the Johnson County Democrats could hire Pierce to register all the former felons and future felons to vote. Pierce could walk over to the Johnson County Jail and sign up Roger Bentley.

More On Car-Title Loans In Iowa

The Register has another story about car-title loans in Iowa, which is a good thing.

Bolkcom wanted them capped at 21%, and it passed the Iowa Senate by a vote of 50-0, but Willard Jenkins, a slimeball Republican from Waterloo, held it up in the house. So did the idiot Speaker, Christopher Rants. We profiled all that here back in May. The Iowa Senate Democrats have a good web page detailing this ripoff.

I checked the IECDB State Campaign Disclosure Reports web site, but it doesn't look like Rod Aycox (Perfect name - Ed.), the owner of the car-title loan "industry" in Iowa, has contributed to either Jenkins or Rants in the past.

As I said before:
Think about how far down the hole you have to be to resort to such a thing. This means you have no cash, no savings, and nothing in the checking account. You own no stocks, mutual funds, or college savings accounts. You have nothing in your 401K in which to borrow from. You have no IRA in which can take money from for 60 days, penalty-free. You have no mortgage equity to tap. You have no credit cards available. You don't have anything to sell in a garage sale or on Ebay. You don't have anything to pawn. You can't get an advance from your employer. Your welfare is spent. And you have no friends, parents, or children who will loan you money.

That's pretty low.

And Rants, the "leader" of the House Republicans in Iowa, thinks it's OK to charge somebody in that situation the equivalent of 360% APR for a car-title loan! So does Willard Jenkins, who chairs the House Commerce Committee!

It's shameful.

This bill should be brought to a vote in the House, but ultimately the practice should be banned in Iowa.
Add to all that: Rants and Jenkins need to be booted out of their seniority positions and, hopefully, thrown out by voters after the next election. This is just wrong, wrong, wrong.

Governors Riding The Martini Luge

This is the best story. From the Mason City Globe Gazette:
When the nation's governors, their staff members and the media are thirsty for a cocktail at receptions during the National Governor's Association gathering, their drinks may flow from a solid ice "martini luge," courtesy of vodka maker Ketel One.

The company ‘s "ice bars" and luges are part of an estimated $50,000 it has donated for events in Des Moines this weekend. And Ketel One is just one of the dozens of private donors and businesses kicking in $2.5 million for hospitality costs.

About 30 governors are expected to attend the four-day meeting, where leaders will discuss state strategies for economic development, education, health care, energy policy and transportation. But the event is not all work and no play.

Money raised by the host committee is spent on the social events during the conference, including a mini Iowa State Fair created just for the governors.
A "mini Iowa State Fair"? Just what does that entail? Midget animals? Just a whiff of barnyard ass smell? Thumbnail-sized funnel cakes? A two-foot tall Bill Riley?

And there's always a party pooper:
Meeting spokeswoman Monica Fischer said the committee is grateful for the sponsors' help in showcasing the state and providing hospitality.

She said Gov. Tom Vilsack played a large role in fund-raising for the event.

"The governor did a lot of the actual asking himself," Fischer said.

The committee has reported more than $1.7 million in cash donations.

Another $781,000 of in-kind contributions has been donated.

But not everyone is thanking the sponsors.

State Rep. Ed Fallon, a Des Moines Democrat who is running for governor in 2006, criticized the amount of money being raised and spent and called the meeting a "four-day conflict of interest."

"How could you expect such a conference to grapple with the real issues facing Americans regarding energy, transportation, communications, when you've got a conference that's basically bought and paid for by companies that are profiting from the current set of policies?" Fallon said.
It's good to see that Vilsack had enough time to review Evelyn Miller's DHS file before riding the Martini Luge.

Fallon's right. This is nothing but a huge, corporate-subsidized party for governors, staff, and ass-kissing reporters. But it gets worse:
Instead of cash contributions, some groups are lending the use of equipment or labor.

Motorola is providing three radio communication consoles for the event's central command, for a total in-kind contribution of more than $137,000.

Even Iowa Prison Industries, a division of the Iowa Department of Corrections, is pitching in. It built temporary walls in the convention complex where the meeting will be held and provided office equipment for the event.
Prison labor was used so that the governors could par-tay?

And check out the oversight:
Donations to the host committee are not subject to reporting requirements by the Federal Election Commission, even though the event is political in nature, said Steven Weiss of The Center for Responsive Politics. The non-partisan watchdog group based in Washington, D.C., tracks money in politics.

Contributors to the event clearly want to help Vilsack and the city put on the event and get into Vilsack's good graces, Weiss said.

"That's what makes the fund-raising so important, and that's why the donors are hoping he'll recognize their contributions to this event in order to make it successful," Weiss said.

Iowa law does not require committees like this one to report their fund-raising activities or spending either.
Vilsack didn't want sex offender and alleged murderer Roger Bentley to be disenfranchized, but the Iowa Legislature and the governor don't want to have any reporting of what's happening with this giant corporate-and-prison-labor-funded party. Totally frickin disgusting.

Letter Of The Week

Not everyone feels ‘booming' economy by Greg Paxton, Davenport, and printed in today's Quad City Times.
Last Tuesday sitting on break at a restaurant where I work six days a week, I read an article in your paper that hit close to home about the booming economy in Iowa and how everyone in Iowa is driving a Lexus. I am from Iowa and I drive a Mercury Sable with 327,000 miles on it since I cannot find a car loan. In less then 60 days, I will lose my home from not paying my property taxes in the last two years.

In the last six years I have made $56,000. I have lost my home to fire, filed bankruptcy, had two heart failures and had my left lung drained five times. The only good thing that has happened is I had my first of three books published in 2004 by a traditional publisher paying all costs except for promotions, that I have to come up with.

When does the underdog get the break if the economy is booming?
Gee, I should have bought a Mercury Sable. 327,000 miles on a car is amazing.

So you're telling us that you can't afford $690 in property taxes every year to keep your mobile home? That's $1.89 a day.

You've only made $56,000 in the past 6 years? That's $9333 a year. $233 a week. How many hours are you working a week? If you're working 40 hour weeks then you're only earning $5.82 an hour. I don't know any high school students who earn that little.

And what are you doing using PublishAmerica to publish your books? Don't you know that they're nothing more than the modern-day "print on demand" version of a vanity press?

Sorry about your health and all, but you've got to get your priorities straightened out.

Wanted: Puppets For Cracker Liberals To Exploit

The Des Moines Register Editorial Bored has a real hoot of a column this morning concerning their urging of the hiring of more minority educators. There's nothing wrong with the overall suggestion, but the patronizing tone that the Editorial Bored dishes out to make their point is absurd and offensive:
It's encouraging that the West Des Moines school district is trying to hire more minority educators as minority enrollment grows. The district has hired two minority administrators for the coming school year. They'll serve as role models for Valley High School students, who will see people of color as leaders on a daily basis.
So is West Des Moines hiring educators or minority educators? Will they be teachers or role models?

When I had teachers in school, the quality of their teaching made them a role model - not the color of their skin. And yes I had black, Hispanic, Jewish, and several gay teachers, in addition to all the white women and a few token white guys.

This part below is offensive:
For years, school officials have talked about how hard it is to attract minority educators to Iowa, citing Iowa's relatively small minority population and cold winters
Who wrote this? Dusty Baker? I guess that's why Detroit, Chicago, and Philadelphia are full of white people.

Gee, I'm surprised the Register didn't fault Iowa's lack of chitterlings, watermelon, fried chicken, and the small number of restaurants that serve collard greens.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

College Newspapers In Iowa

college humor

I found a new list of newspaper web sites for Iowa and took a look at the Drake Times-Delphic Online Edition, a student newspaper from Drake University. In the "paper" was an article entitled "Three diversity senators to be added to Student Senate." Buried deep was this James Watt-ish paragraph:
The transitional period calls for the OC to elect three organizational senators within the first six weeks of the school year. Additionally, until diversity-interest senators are selected, representatives from the Coalition of Black Students, Rainbow Union, National Pan-Hellenic Council and the International Student Association will serve as senators.
Wow.

That sounds like so much.

Fun.

Until we can elect diversity, we'll install a black, a lesbiangaytransgendered, a wombyn, and probably some Muslim-Asian hermaphrodite. PARRRRRRTAY!

In the Iowa State Daily, the diversity groups met after some drunk retarded cracker townie with a small penis (Don't stereotype! - Ed.) spray-painted "fag rag" with an arrow pointing to where the ISU Daily is published and "dyke bar" on the Women's Center building. That's all I could find as far as what the graffiti said. Gee, you think ISU could spring for some wireless cameras to monitor for crime, especially after all the riots they've had in years past.

You've got to love UNI's student newspaper, the imaginatively titled Northern Iowa Northern Iowan. The op-ed pieces are the best, such as the one entitled Living In Iowa Isn't All That Bad.

Equally brilliant is the name of the Simpson Simpsonian (Say that 5 times really fast after drinking a beer! - Ed.), but they're on hiatus.

Also on hiatus is the Wartburg Trumpet. But since every college or university is obsessed with diversity, here's another boring take on that topic.

UNI has an "alternative publication" called The College Redeemer. Here's a recent headline: President Bush Looks Strong Going into the 2004 Elections

What fun. Glad to see those college kids are keeping busy until they get out into the real world, at which point they'll have a hard time finding that $75,000 a year job they're entitled to after spending 7 years and $40,000 getting that bachelor's in political science.

Economic Segregation?

Wow, this post from Random. She's too nice.

Dweeze is right on target by calling this guy a "dickwad" in the comments section.

It's almost impossible to comprehend how somebody thinks like this, much less can put it down in print and have it published in a newspaper.

Alex "Dickwad" Redinger, the author of the Press-Citizen whine, wrote essentially the same thing in a letter to the Daily Idiot about a week ago. Don't the editors of the Press-Shitizen read the Daily Idiot, much less do a News Google search so they're not printing sloppy seconds?

Here's the DI letter printed in total:
My wife and I were walking through City Park on July 1 - our entertainment, because my wife and I can't afford much outside renting an occasional movie - when we spotted a play being put on at the Shakespeare stage. Walking up to take a look, my wife and I noticed the suspicious looks of the "receptionists" pacing around the edge of the theater. We therefore made sure that we were outside the thin yellow cord signifying the boundary.

One of the receptionists, seeing that we weren't moving on, walked up to us and asked in an "inside voice" - strange because we were outdoors - "Can I give you any information about the play?" I said "Sure," and he showed us a brochure for the play, emphasizing the tickets (starting at $16 or so) had to be purchased ahead of time. My wife was looking embarrassed, so I tried to establish ourselves as legitimate consumer-types, asking if we purchase from the concession stand. He then said, "Uh, sure, just don't talk loudly." The woman at the concession stand stared at us contemptuously as the receptionist explained that we were "just passing through." She reluctantly took my dollar and handed me the Diet Coke I ordered. We left dutifully.

In this city of thousands, in a public park, on a beautiful evening, we were the only ones who confused this open-air theater with a public festival. Others had learned the lesson already - that crossing an unseen boundary is a transgression paid for with your dignity. The barrier around the festival was not a thin cord but a very wide boundary of shame. I was reminded that I live in a city of economic segregation and that I am currently on the outside.

Alex "Dickwad" Rediger
UI graduate student and stupid-ass crybaby

Why this shit gets printed totally amazes me. What kind of idiots are running newspapers?

Nussle Rhymes With Numbskull

Updated below...



From the Des Moines Register in this Jane Norman piece:
House Budget Committee Chairman Jim Nussle of Iowa crowed Wednesday over new budget numbers from the White House projecting a federal deficit almost $100 billion less than was anticipated for the current budget year.

"These numbers mark one of the best deficit corrections on record," said Nussle, a Republican from Manchester. He acknowledged that a deficit of $333 billion remains, according to White House estimates, but he said budget leaders have cut federal spending and pushed for tax relief, and now want to "celebrate the fact that it's working."
Jim Ross Lightfoot II (aka "Numbskull") is about as dumb as they come. God forbid if this loser ever becomes Iowa's governor. Does he really think that Washington has "cut federal spending" at all? What about this?

It's hard to get worked up into a cheer when the Federal budget deficit is only going to be $333 billion, but Numbskull seems to think that such financial wizardry can anoint him into Terrace Hill. Pull a minor version of that scam in the private sector and you'll get 25 big ones in a Federal "pound me in the ass" prison.

Amazingly, in the 4th paragraph of the article, reporter Jane Norman injects a shitload of opinion into her "report":
Nussle, who's running for the GOP nod for governor of Iowa, already has been attacked by Iowa Democrats as a poor money manager for presiding over the run-up of record federal deficits over the past few years.

The deficit has risen due to tax cuts, military spending, an economic slump and new costs for homeland security.
Check out the big brain on Jane! The deficit has risen due to tax cuts! Why, if Jane Norman say so, it must be true!

This is the kind of bullshit lie that economics expert Dick Doak tried to dish out to readers last month on the op-ed page.

It was only yesterday that the NY Times says that the increased revenue comes from "wealthy" taxpayers.

But, but, but, but, but.... what shitty reporting by Jane Norman.


Update: A reader writes
While I agree with your adolescent comments on Nussle. You're wrong about where the deficit comes from.

From that same NYT article you linked to:

"the expiration of a temporary tax break that allowed companies to write off
their investment in new equipment much more rapidly than normal.

That tax break reduced revenue by about $61 billion in 2004"

Taxes don't function like other products.

Govt: "We're havin' a tax sale. Everything at reduced prices!"

Taxpayer: "Honey, they reduced taxes this week. We'll have to buy more taxes
since they're so cheap."

There's no opinion in Jane Norman's piece - what else explains increased
deficits in the past few years?
That's sort of like saying it's too bad more rich people didn't die in 2004 so the government could collect more inheritance tax. When those rich people were born they were only expected to live to age 60, but today some are lasting well into their 80s and 90s. Old rich people who are living are costing the Treasury some badly needed revenue!

And you could also say: Gee, too bad the S&P 500 didn't keep trading at something like 23 times earnings, like it did in 1999 and part of 2000. That's normal. Shit, if things had kept going as projected, it should be trading at around 40 times earnings in 2005.

There's a ton of data out there that says when you lower tax rates to a certain degree, revenues increase. I already provided a link to cap gain data over the past several decades. You can also seek out data that shows the "rich" (the Top Whatever) pay a far greater percentage of overall Federal income taxes now than they did 10 or 20 or 30 years ago.

Companies invested in new equipment because it was favorable. Is that a bad thing? Would they have done so without accelerated depreciation? Go ask a CEO. Or CFO. Or, I don't know, some rich guy at the country club.

I'll tell ya what, I'll go to the country club on Friday and ask some rich guys about it and get back to ya. K?

As for why we have such outrageous deficits, it's because Congress appropriates way too much money. BOTH PARTIES. Especially fauxscal conservative Chuck Grassley.

Bored Outrage

Drew Miller mentions the Register Editorial Bored's comments concerning the Iowa Legislature and the brewing Rock In Prevention scandal.

The outrage the Register Editorial Bored dishes out at the Rock In Prevention scandal should similarly be directed at scams like the Newton Racetrack tax giveaway, all the "fiscally prudent" Iowa taxpayer-and-business financed corporate welfare, and the Iowa Porkforest. But nooooooooooooo......

Drew has more posts up concerning Rock In Prevention, go here and just keep scrolling.

Eyes Wide Open, Brain Seized



Iowa City Press-Shitizen: Exhibit remembers fallen soldiers

Daily Idiot: Boots stand in for fallen

Quad City Times: Q-C group plans anti-war exhibit

WHO-TV: Peace demonstrations planned for Iowa City, Des Moines

Des Moines Register: Empty boots will signal activists' peace stance

Here's a typical quote from the Press-Shitizen:
Although Oliva Smith said she supports the efforts of soldiers fighting abroad, she said she has never supported the war.

"Iraq especially is just a huge mess, and I think it's made for a lot of anti-American feelings throughout the world," she said. "It makes me very sad because I do contend that we have the best military in the world, but the only way that's possible is if our leaders are truthful to our men and women in combat."
Oliva Smith says she's for fighting abroad, but she's against the war. What a phony and a liar.

And let's see. The French, the corrupt United Nations, and a bunch of Islamofascists are pissed at us. Whoa, I'm quaking in my boots!

$930,000 In Vision Iowa Money Goes To A Library

Get in the minivan, Martha, we're driving to Iowa to be tourists. Destination: Coralville. Reason? They're buildin' a new library!



Update: And screw the yogic flyers!

Update II: A bigger list of the pork pie.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Patty Judge To Run For Guv



Patty Judge threw her hat in the ring for the Dem nod for Iowa guv.

On the surface there doesn't seem to be anything wild in the legislation she sponsored while a State Senator in the 1990s. (76th GA and 77th GA). She was for College Savings Iowa, killing more antlerless deer, pro-education, and pro-environment when it came to farm animal confinement. Her only minor fudge was being publicly reactionary to a PETA videotape concerning kosher slaughter methods in Postville, a position she changed upon visibly witnessing shechita.

She'll be a considerable challenger to Kent Dorfman, Deacon Blouin, and the Retrosexual.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

A Snapshot Of Iowa




Based on this at Wonkette

Vilsack: Don't Jump To Conclusions



There are surely more details to come concerning the Evelyn Miller homicide.

Gov Vilsack: Don't "jump to conclusions"

The father and grandparents: Iowa DHS is "negligent"

The Mason City Globe Gazette has an ongoing page concerning this story.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Do American "Peace" Workers Look Like This?

4:40pm update. Scroll down....



From letter writer Wilhelmine Bennett of Oxford to the Iowa City Press-Citizen:
I am astonished that the Press-Citizen and some of the other area media did not cover an important event that occurred at the Iowa City Public Library on June 28. This event, which filled the room to overflowing, paid homage to Rachel Corrie, an American 23-year-old peace worker in Palestine, who while trying to block Israel's demotion of another house (2,200 houses already had been destroyed), was deliberately run over by an Israeli bulldozer.

At Tuesday's meeting were Rachel's parents and the Palestinian family whose home she was bravely trying to save (later destroyed). Her parents spoke of an ongoing International Project to rebuild the homes, which were and continue to be, razed. Many of those made homeless were twice-over refugees, having had their previous home demolished and their lives made miserable by Israel's constant bombardment and blocking the inhabitant's access to water, electricity and sewerage system.

Palestine's voice in this country is a mere whisper, and they have no lobbyists in Washington; Israel's voice is very loud, and they have a powerful lobby. People have a right to access this news and this state of affairs, and the media has a responsibility to provide this to them.

Looks like the terrorist-lovers/Jew-haters in Oxford can't stand it when the media doesn't fall at their feet to print one-sided bullshit propaganda the way the Des Moines Register and the Daily Idiot did a couple of weeks ago.



4:40pm update: A reader alerted me to John Hauptman (you remember him) and his letter that was published in the Ames Daily Tribune on July 3rd. It requires registration, so I'll reprint it here so you can see for yourself:
Four hundred people gathered in the hot and humid basement gym of the Des Moines Islamic Center to hear the parents of Rachel Corrie tell how their lives changed the day their daughter was killed by an Israeli bulldozer in Gaza. Cindy Corrie read Rachel's poetry ("Oh Rafah, aching Rafah") and encouraged others to follow her daughter's committment to non-violence in the face of violence.

Craig and Cindy Corrie were accompanied by the Nasrallah family as they completed, in their home state of Iowa, a month-long tour of the United States to raise funds for The Rebuilding Alliance to rebuild the Nasrallah family home, and after that to rebuild as many as possible of the thousands of homes destroyed in the past few years. Rachel Corrie was an American member of the International Solidarity Movement, a peace and human rights group working in Gaza with members mostly from the United States and England.

Like Gandhi who stood before British soldiers in India, and the Freedom Marchers who stood before southern policemen in the United States, the young people of the International Solidarity Movement stand between the bulldozers and the homes of Palestinian families in a classic act of non-violent resistance.

Rachel Corrie was killed March 2003 by an Israeli bulldozer as it attempted to destroy the Nasrallah home in Gaza. The bulldozer crushed her, breaking her back, and then drove over her again, according to eyewitnesses.

It is clear from Israeli writers and historians, such as Tom Segev, that the early plan of Israeli leaders even before the UN-created state of Israel in 1948 was the expulsion of the Palestinian civilians who already lived there. This policy included the forced removal of civilians, the slaughter of whole villages, and the erasure of these villages from future maps. The land on which these villages once stood is still vacant.

The destruction of the Nasrallah home is a continuation of this Israeli policy.

We Americans should make no mistake what this means to us. The destruction of homes, the colonization of lands, and the expulsion of civilians from their homes are all strict and severe violations of international law. These actions explicitly violate treaties signed by the United States, including the Fourth Geneva Convention, and they even violate Israeli law.

This policy of destruction is implemented throughout Gaza, the West Bank and Jerusalem, it is almost completely unknown to Americans, and it is derided by many Israelis. For example, the major Israeli newspaper Haaretz in a recent editorial wrote about an Israeli government cabinet decision to confiscate Palestinian homes in Jerusalem: "It is impossible not to deem the cabinet's decision theft, as well as an act of state stupidity of the highest order. Israel has already seized land and property from the Palestinians during the years of occupation, reducing their living space in order to establish settlements in Jerusalem, the West Bank and the Gaza Strip."

Yet this policy of destruction continues even as the United States proclaims that settlements on confiscated Palestinian land hurt the "roadmap" for peace. It will take a strong American president and an informed American public to bring an end to this kind of state stupidity.

Craig and Cindy Corrie will continue to travel the United States, slowly and deliberately raising the level of understanding of what is being done in our name as Americans. Rachel Corrie went to Rafah in the Gaza Strip because it was the hardest of the hard places, where children ravaged by malnutrition and a war of occupation lose their trust in America.

Rachel wanted to show these children that Americans are not like that.
Nice to see we've got a Jew-hater and terrorist-sympathizer working at Iowa State University. Isn't diversity great?

All I can do is provide links to refute what Hauptman has said about Corrie. Try reading here and here and here and even this from Mother Jones.

If Mother Jones calls her an "idiot" in the headline, then she probably was.

And the Des Moines Islamic Center is hosting the event? Nice. Real nice.

Rock In Prevention Scandal

Drew Miller is all over the Rock In Prevention scandal that the Register recently exposed. He's got a lot of followup posts, so go here and keep scrolling down.

What's fun for us Iowa political junkies is to see idiot Republican Jeff Lamberti caught up in this. You remember Jeff Lamberti, he's the moron who wanted everybody under 30 years of age in Iowa to not pay any income taxes. Lamberti also thinks he can challenge Leonard Boswell in 2006 for his House seat, but if this scandal can get some legs then hopefully he'll disappear back into his law firm.

Matt McCoy, a Democrat state senator from the south side of Des Moines, is also involved. Looking at the files he sponsored in the last Assembly, he's probably the laziest politician ever. It would be a shame to lose him.

What's "Moderate" To The Daily Idiots?



From a Daily Idiot editorial today concerning Mike Blouin's candidacy for governor:
In two appearances on Iowa Public Television's "Iowa Press" this year, Blouin was upfront about Iowa's economic challenges, and he provided a moderate view of the government's role in aiding progress across the state. He has been open to Republican proposals: In January, he called the plan to end income taxes for those under 30 "a creative idea; it's a different idea" and "one worth discussing in context with other proposals."
So being a "moderate" in the Democratic Party, in addition to having personal "pro-life" views (usually the only barometer), is being in favor of "fiscally prudent" taxpayer-financed corporate welfare as well as supporting Republican Jeff Lamberti's idiotic idea that income taxes for those under 30 years of age is "a creative idea."

Just because you're a Democrat and you agree with a Republican's stupid idea doesn't make you a "moderate" on any planet.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Breaking News: Iowa Has Apparently Annexed Omaha

WHO-TV: Iowa Soldier Killed in Iraq
This weekend a 26-year-old army medic from Urbandale was killed in Iraq. The father of Private First Class Eric Paul woods says he died in an explosion early yesterday after he stopped to help a wounded soldier on the side of the road.

Woods leaves behind a wife and three-year-old son in Omaha, where he recently lived. Woods was a member of a unit based out of Fort Carson, Colorado. He was a 1997 graduate of Urbandale High School.

Woods is the 31st Iowa serviceman to die in Iraq or Afghanistan.

And... whoa, here's another news report from WHO-TV:


WHO-TV: Omaha Army medic killed in Iraq
An Army medic from Urbandale has died in Iraq in the line of duty...

The 26-year-old Woods leaves a wife and 3-year-old son in Omaha, where he recently lived.

Woods was a member of a unit based in based out of Fort Carson, Colorado. The troop's operating base is in Tal Afar, Iraq.

His father says he had moved to Omaha a few years ago and joined the Army in April last year and was deployed to Iraq in March.

What crappy reporting. WHO-TV can't even get their story straight. And it's like the media is trying to grotesquely "claim" another death "for" Iowa.

Naturally, the Des Moines Register is eager to jump on the bandwagon:
Iowa native is killed on duty in Iraq

A U.S. Army medic who grew up in Urbandale died Saturday in Iraq, according to the man's family.

Pfc. Eric Paul Woods, 26 , of Omaha reportedly died while assisting another soldier somewhere in Iraq. He is the second soldier from Urbandale and the 31st Iowan to be killed in Iraq or Afghanistan since the invasion of Iraq in March 2003.
Er, he was no longer an Iowan. He was a Nebraskan. Omaha is in Nebraska, you numb-nuts!

Expect to see more screwed-up reporting once the official word goes out, because you know I'm going to track and post it.

Thomas Squared

Thomas Thomas, a UNI professor emeritus of philosophy, has a column in today's Waterloo Courier concerning the media:
I admit it. I'm a news junkie. To get my daily fix, I peruse the web version of the New York Times. I read the Register and the Courier, along with the occasional Washington Post. I plow through most of Time magazine. Like all addictions, mine is never completely satisfying. Why?

A major reason is I never feel certain that I'm getting nothing but the truth, the whole truth, unvarnished, and, like a certain brand of orange juice, "unfooled around with."
Thomas Thomas,, do do you you ever ever feel feel like like you're you're in in an an echo echo chamber chamber??

It's not the editors, publishers and producers I distrust. They're mostly doing the best they can, insisting on multiple sources and striving for accuracy. No, it's the way the news business is run. News is a commodity. It's bought and sold for profit. The price of my subscriptions doesn't pay for the media I "buy." Advertising pays the lion's share of the cost of the news I consume. Though I hear the claim that news, opinion and advertising are completely separate and independent operations in the news business, I'm not so sure.

So am I willing to pay full price for ad-free news? Maybe not. Yet, ironically, I'm already paying for the cost of ads and commercials in the inflated price of the products I purchase. The high price of prescription drugs is just one example. The ads claim that years of research soak up lots of money. Truth is that the cost of relentless advertising costs more than the vaunted research. In 2001, drug companies spent $19 billion to promote their drugs.
Are you paying a high price for prescription drugs, Thomas Thomas? If you're employed by the University of Northern Iowa you get a fantastically sweet deal on your health insurance, especially compared to most private employers.

What about milk? Coca-Cola? Doritos? Fast food? We see ads about these products all the time. There isn't much R&D going into Coke these days, except for those funky flavors that nobody buys.

Then there is the political influence on the news. TV stations play propaganda clips created by a government agency in the guise of news. Columnist Armstrong Williams got $240,000 to pad his work with pro-administration positions. A compliant press faithfully echoed administration claims during the run-up to the Iraq war, helping the public believe Iraq may have been responsible for 9/11. Congress regularly threatens to chop funding for public radio and TV (lately restoring only a part) and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting is now headed by a Republican partisan. Did Bill Moyers retire early? Did he feel the pressure?
Thomas Thomas is talking about Kenneth Tomlinson, who was appointed to become a member of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting by Bill Clinton in 2000. It also looks like Thomas Thomas missed this article about Tomlinson in the WaPo.

And the notion that A compliant press faithfully echoed administration claims during the run-up to the Iraq war, helping the public believe Iraq may have been responsible for 9/11 is the stuff of moonbats who cannot be bothered to source their assertion.

Please, Thomas Thomas, provide an example where the administration said Iraq was "responsible" for 9/11. And no, this isn't a valid source. You might want to do a little reading here. Or perhaps you're confused about this.

Enough trashing of the media. What would be the ideal shape of news? First and foremost, a genuine commitment to the infamous Fox News slogan, "fair and balanced."
I don't watch FOX News, mostly because all TV news sucks. But to use the word infamous? Does he mean this definition for infamous?

I would like to see a fair opportunity for all the shades of American opinion to be robustly represented--far left, left, middle, right, and far right. When all the facts and all the opinions are out there, the truth is more likely to emerge. Such news would enable me, and those who disagree with me, to function in a democracy.
Are you talking about news or opinion? Big difference there.

News should deals with the facts, as well as a bit of history when necessary. One-sided bullshit propaganda like the Register's portrayal of pseudo-martyr Rachie Corrie is an excellent example of what's wrong with the news media these days.

We elders seem to stay focused on paper and print, along with screen communications. I am informed that Generation X is less and less devoted to such old-time media. They get their "news," I'm told, from Leno and Letterman. A few seem to tune in to Comedy Central's "The Daily Show."

I'm dismayed. This is one time the young need to honor the wisdom of their older peers. Humor and irony are necessities in this crazy world, but the joke is no fun without solid fact to base it on. Pictures and graphics are no substitute for discursive dialogue. So I implore the young to subscribe to their daily newspaper. It may not be perfect, but it's our best hope in a world where ignorance can be fatal.
Yeah yeah... Subscribe to your local daily monopoly corporate newspaper so you can read tired, old, and boring farts like Molly Ivins and Cal Thomas take up buggy whip for the left and the right. Puleeze. I'd rather get my news from Jay Leno or Jon Stewart than from those two. At least I'd get a dash of humor with it.

As for discursive dialogue, perhaps Thomas Thomas ought to check out this thing called the Internet, but then he might become so freaked out with the wide range of news and opinion that he couldn't possibly manage it.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Cedar Rapids Gazette: Partially Open

The Cedar Rapids Gazette had one of the best newspaper web sites back in the mid-to-late 1990s, but after a while it became closed to everybody but subscribers. I have access to NewsBank, so it's easy to search stories in the Gazette back to 1992. New stories are also available with one or two day's lag, but it's only something I rarely use for research.

In the past week or two I've seen more Gazette news stories popping up in News Google searches. It looks like the Gazette's web site has been redesigned a bit with three or four stories a day available for free.

The Gazette still has the "E-Edition" available for subscribers. I've seen it at my brother-in-law's house in Marion. Imagine an actual newspaper all shrunk down to the size of your computer monitor. It's terrible.

Thankfully, the Gazette also has a couple of really awesome blogs that look great and continue to receive posts on a regular basis. I mentioned the "In Stitches" blog last October. It's still going. They also have a blog by a woman who's training to climb the Alps. Knitting or climbing hills wouldn't necessarily be all that interesting to me, but these women do an excellent job talking about their subject and their photographs are very good, especially the knitting blog.

This sort of stuff is the type of writing that will keep people interested in local newspapers.

I resent being told that by exercising my right of speech I am somehow unpatriotic

Kenneth Haas of Bettendorf writes to the Quad City Times:
I am growing a bit weary of right-wing radicals of the Bob Malito genre implying that anyone opposed to the Iraq venture is unpatriotic. We heard the same thing in 1960s. Had the dissenters then been silenced, that war could have gone on another five years or more with another 50,000 young Americans and untold Vietnamese civilians killed.

And to what end?

I was on the front line in the Battle of the Bulge, age 19, and crossed the Rhine on the famous Remagen Bridge under fire, sitting on a truck-load of anti-tank ammunition. I am a liberal Democrat and I oppose our adventure in Iraq. I resent being told that by exercising my right of speech, which I fought for, I am somehow unpatriotic. The Bill of Rights does not state that we have these freedoms unless the going gets tough.

Disagree with me all you want but do not try to read my mind and ascribe motives to me that I do not entertain. In short, follow American principles.

The problem is that some liberals have demonstrated support for terrorists, or at least made it seem like the Iraqi and Afghanistan civilians should have to put up with warlords, dictators, and other oppressive Islamofascist thugs who want to export terrorism and misery around the world.

As for Mr Haas' assertion that The Bill of Rights does not state that we have these freedoms unless the going gets tough, perhaps he ought to read up on the biography of Ohio Congressman Clement Vallandigham and especially the famous court case he was involved with.

The Price Of Gas



When you're a newspaper and you've run out of things to write about, you can always do a piece on the price of gas like the Press-Citizen did today, but people we're supposed to feel sorry for are difficult for reporters to find:
Rising gas prices this summer meant a canceled trip to the Milwaukee County Zoo.

For about four years, Ted Clarke has made the 90-minute, one-way commute from Dubuque to his job at ACT Inc. in Iowa City. He travels more than 80 miles one way, costing him about $70 a week in gas, not to mention the cost of monthly oil changes and new tires every year for his 2000 Ford Taurus.

"I've got to come every day," he said. "It just cuts into other places you normally spend your money."

Clarke said he enjoys living close to family in Dubuque.

But as the prices continue to rise, it's meant cutting back on everything from going to movies to canceling the zoo trip his family had planned.
It's a 350 mile round trip from Dubuque to Milwaukee. A 2000 Ford Taurus is rated at 29 mpg for highway speeds. That means Mr Clarke would burn just over 12 gallons of gas. If he pays an average of $2.29 a gallon, the trip to Milwaukee and back will cost about $27.50.

How much does it cost to get into the Milwaukee County Zoo? Two adults and two kids under 12 will run you $33.

So the guy has no problem spending $70 a week on gas to commute, plus all the extra oil changes, tires, and other maintenance, but he can't manage spending $60 to take the family to the zoo? What's with that?

Friday, July 08, 2005

Healthy Skepticism

There's nothing wrong with some healthy skepticism; like the kind I expressed earlier today after reading Beth McKiernan's opinion piece in the Register today.

As it turned out, Beth did get some facts wrong. From her piece (emphasis mine):
He saw a girl who reminded him very much of his own daughter turned into something unrecognizable as human when she was run over by a tank.

Here's the ABC piece (emphasis mine):
Sgt. John Newport left Iraq months ago, but he is still struggling with what he experienced there. He keeps playing one scene over and over again in his mind.

It took place when he was in his Humvee, passing a convoy of trucks that was hauling tanks. One of the truck drivers tossed a bag of M&Ms at a bunch of Iraqi kids.

A little girl went to pick it up, but there was a truck behind her. The driver didn't see her, and ran her over.

The girl wasn't run over by a tank. It was a truck carrying a tank. Probably something like this. Is that nit-picking? Or are the facts rather flexible things? I suppose it is when the Register prints one-sided puff propaganda like they did a couple of weeks ago when they publicized the Never-Ending Rachel Corrie Martyrdom Tour by her twisted parents.

Beth's opening paragraphs seemed suspicious since she didn't indicate where she saw this report. Google doesn't capture everything, but it captures a lot. You can be sure that anti-war web sites would certainly profile any instance where our military would even accidentally run over a little girl attempting to grab a box of M&Ms thrown to her like people do during parades. This is one of the many searches I attempted, but as you can see there's nothing out there.

Here's the rest of Beth's ridiculous column:
We can go to bed at night with a clear conscience, worrying only about a speech we have to give in the morning or the report our boss wants done for next week. Life would be far too overwhelming if we seriously considered the atrocities taking place in our town, country, and world.

However, ignoring these problems only allows them to fester and grow. Perpetuating ignorance becomes something we do actively, and willingly we commit ourselves to the illusion that the world isn't so bad.

Where are we going with this?
It is too easy for a human being to become a number. The farther away he is, and the more people suffering with him, the less we care about the individual himself. The fate of the little girl is clearly a tragedy, but what about the tens of thousands of other Iraqi civilians killed and injured during the war? It is impossible to mourn a number, especially when it is composed largely of zeroes. Three-dimensional people with lives, families, and aspirations are quite simply flattened and squashed together into inert figures on paper. Some vague crisis is always taking place in a third-world country somewhere, in a place so far removed from modern American life that we can't view these people in the same way we do those in our daily lives.

You could spend hours deconstructing this bullshit. Some vague crisis is always taking place in a third-world country somewhere is a typical sentence written by somebody whose grasp of international situations is limited to agreeing with David Gilmour, the guitarist from Pink Floyd, regarding what the proper percentage of GDP the Yanks should be contributing to corrupt rulers, racist dictators, and those who practice genocide in Africa.
The remedy for our appalling indifference is just that: a personal connection. The soldier was so scarred by the Iraqi girl's death because she reminded him so much of his own daughter, and was not only the same age but even wore clothes he could imagine his daughter wearing. We can no longer just click off the television set following a half-hour news program filled with murder, rape, torture, theft, and suffering. There are questions we must ask ourselves - what if it were me? What about my friend? Brother? Daughter? Father?

Of course, these questions alone are the main ingredients in a recipe for deep depression. We can neither shield ourselves by ignoring the misery of others nor become so deeply immersed in empathy that we feel too crushed to function.
Listen, witnessing another person's tragic death is going to be stressful on anybody, especially when it's a child. But what are you going to do? An accident is an accident.

The only solution that comes to mind would be to eliminate suffering itself. Then we wouldn't have to ignore it or have it keeping us awake at night.
Christ. Who have you been listening to? Sheryl Crow?

The major cause of depression is a feeling of helplessness, so there is no use in doubting we all have power to change the world. Only after humanizing one another can we work together to fix humanity's problems.

This will make it more difficult to open a newspaper and read passively of famine, disease, and war; we will instead be motivated to get up and leave our delusions and apathy behind.

The horrors cultivated by the dark side of human nature will be buried if we take action, if we change lifeless numbers back into people just like the ones we know.

After all, if every soldier approaching a battlefield were to mentally switch places with someone on the other side, how much killing would take place?



Listen, Beth, do you not understand who the enemy is here? It's these people called Islamofascists. I know that's a big word for you, but hear me out.

These Islamofascists would want everybody forcibly converted to Wahhabism. But they probably wouldn't forcibly convert you. They'd probably execute you because you're an educated woman writing a column in a newspaper. Then they'd go find your family, rape the women, rape the men, and then kill them all. Or torture them, and then kill them.

Even if all that didn't happen, you'd be covered head-to-toe in black, wearing a burqa, and submitting to whatever any male with a Kalashnikov says. And it would probably happen right after he got done doing the goat.

They want to bring down free governments, separation of church and state, free speech, capitalism, most buildings other than mosques, bomb innocents in subways and buses, kill all the Jews, torture all the Christians and other infidels, and generally ravage the world back to about the 7th century.

Yes, the entire world.

So, Beth, when you write that you want our soldiers to consider mentally switching places with people like that, it just proves that you're so damn stupid that you should fit in quite nicely at the University Of Iowa, a school that gave Pierre "Absoloutly Furiours" Pierce and Leana "One million animals are killed in this country every hour so we can bury their bodies in our stomachs" Stormont a chance to become who they are now.

This Young Adult Board of Contributors that the Register has cooked up has offered some of the worst writing ever. Witness Sasha Kemmet's recent lame-ass column and followup or Heidi Schnackenberg's drivel as other examples.

And if you think their weird and sub-sophomoric world views provide fodder for the blogosphere, just imagine what is being said at kitchen tables and in diners across this state.

Is The Register Printing Unverified Urban Legends?

Update: Answer is NO. scroll down...

Beth McKiernan, a recent graduate from Ames High School and a member of the Register's Young Adult Board of Contributors, had this opinion piece printed in the Des Moines Register today. The first three paragraphs start off like this:
I heard a few months ago on one of the morning news shows the tale of a soldier home from the Iraq War who was having trouble getting past his memories of a horrifying accident.

He saw a girl who reminded him very much of his own daughter turned into something unrecognizable as human when she was run over by a tank. The driver failed to see her, but worse yet is the fact she was only in the road because one of the other soldiers had tried to be charitable by tossing her a bag of candy. Such stories shock us back home, sadden us, and maybe even inspire us to take action - for a day or two, at least.

The soldier, suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder, won't ever forget the girl because he was there to see her die. The rest of us, however, those who do not witness death and destruction firsthand, will have an easy time putting hers and other gruesome stories out of mind...
A lengthy check of Google for an official version of this story using a variety of obvious terms yielded absolutely nothing like what Beth McKiernan has described.

The closest thing I could find was this March 17, 2004 article in the Charlotte Observer by Mark Washburn (bugmenot.com login: ep@juno.com, password: 123456):
First Lt. Eric Hedlund, 33, of Rio Rancho, N.M., admits he's conflicted about the begging children, in part because he suspects the MREs and candy they take from truckers feed those who shoot at convoys at night. "Most of the food they give out goes to support the anti-coalition cause," he says. But he says it is Iraq's youngest generation that is easiest to win over in a struggle for hearts and minds. When he goes to a village near his base, he carries candy for the children that he pays for himself because rules of engagement prohibit giving military food or water to Iraqis.

On the convoy route, though, he shakes the children off, doesn't want them near the trucks.

"We've had kids get run over trying to get candy," Hedlund says.

"Many have been hit, I guarantee you that," confirms Lt. Col. Thomas Sisinyak of Huntersville.

That's the closest thing I could find to Beth McKiernan's story. And it isn't even close.

I couldn't find anything at Snopes.

If Beth McKiernan's version of events was true, you'd see it plastered on every anti-war and anti-Bush site on the internet. You'd be able to link to a story in some newspaper that mentioned it.

So, Carol Hunter, do you want to explain if you verified Beth McKiernan's story in her opinion piece? Can you provide a source?

Can you?

Update: From a reader, they did cough up a source. It was Good Morning America on ABC, broadcast on December 15, 2004. Here is the web version of the article.

Still, Beth's opinion piece is pretty dippy. Check out her last paragraph:
After all, if every soldier approaching a battlefield were to mentally switch places with someone on the other side, how much killing would take place?


Duh duh DUMB.

We've had problems with other members of this board, in particular the appallingly stupid Sasha Kemmet and Heidi Schnackenberg.

Why Are Fireworks Banned In Iowa?



I'm being disenfranchised by having to drive down to Eagleville, MO to buy bottle rockets! Waaaaa waaaa waaaaa!!!!!!!!

Via NewsBank, here's part of a Des Moines Register article on June 28, 1999 by reporter Sara Ziegler:
State Fire Marshal Roy Marshall said the Iowa Legislature banned the sale and use of fireworks in the mid-1930s after several fatal fires, including a 1931 blaze caused by a sparkler that ravaged downtown Spencer.

How bad was the Spencer fire? Pretty bad:
On June 27, 1931, a sparkler dropped in a drugstore fireworks display started the devastating Spencer fire that destroyed 50 downtown stores. Buildings were blasted with dynamite to create a fire barrier, but not before there was $2,000,000.00 damage.

According to this inflation calculator, that would be over $22 million in damage today.

Here's a page that has some information about which states ban, restrict, or allow the sale of certain fireworks. The data is from 1999.

It's unlikely that the State would ever allow the sale and use of consumer fireworks in Iowa, mostly because they tend to kill and maim minorities at a disproportionate rate and the Des Moines Register nanny-state types don't like that sort of thing.

The Bridge To Somewhere

The old Just Ego Tripping blog has closed, but the author has created a new one about the Quad Cities called: The Bridge To Somewhere.

A Guaranteed Completion Date?

There's a new post over at the PorkForest web site.

I still think it's unlikely that the project will come up with at least $90 million in private financing within 16 months. You can be sure that KUD will find some way of extracting more money out of Iowa's taxpayers. Perhaps you should consider getting a free sample of this.

Even if KUD can come up with the money, it'll be amazing to see how the project will be able to cover the daily operating expenses with an average of over 4000 people needed per day in order to just break even.

Then again, there's always Dr Ted Stilwell's nutty idea for Motel 42.

Loser Of The Year

Hey, buddy, did you know you can get a vasectomy for half the cost of your monthly child support payments?
An Iowa man who has five children with five different women was in court Thursday pleading with a judge to have his child support payments reduced.

Nathan Leet, 29, of Malvern, is father to Austin, 9, Dylan, 7, Brayden, 5, Katelyn, 4, and Clayton, 3. The children's mothers said they've had trouble collecting child support from Leet.

Leet complains that he's required to pay $1,300 per month in child support. He said that's more than half his income, so he's trying to get it reduced. Leet said he thinks he's getting the short end of the stick.

Leet said Thursday that he deserves a break because he's taken on a lower paying, less demanding job to spend more time with one son who now lives with Nathan's mother...

But mother of Leet's first child, Chastity Pearson, testified that she's now working two jobs to make up for the support that Leet doesn't pay.

What a loser.

How about letting each mother kick him in the nuts until he's sterile?

Islamofascist Terrorists Striking London Probably Going To Iowa Next

We Iowans, we're such a self-important bunch.

How else can you explain this bullshit:
IOWA CITY, IA - City Transit has increased its security measures in response to the recent raised threat level for public transit systems put in place by the Department of Homeland Security after the bombings in London.

Iowa City Transit operators and street supervisors are on high alert and have increased bus inspections and are in contact with the Iowa City Police Department.

Laughable. There's even more of this crap:
Over 30 people were killed in bombings in London overnight, and the U.S. Homeland Security Department has raised the alert level to orange -- the second highest. But Iowa Congressman Tom Latham says there's no major concern at this time for Iowa and the rest U.S. He says an e-mail he got from the Capitol Hill police indicated no intelligence that there's any heightened warning in Iowa

Then this from KCRG:
Two groups of older students from eastern Iowa left for London a few weeks ago, but they are now touring another country and they are safe.

Where are they? Afghanistan?

It all reminds me of this piece from The Onion back on October 3, 2001.

The Register Editorial Board Is Totally Friggin Clueless

June 29, 2005, Death Moans RAGister Editorial Bored:
The biggest reason why raising the speed limit was a mistake: Speed kills. According to safety analysts, all the states neighboring Iowa that raised speed limits have seen more traffic fatalities, a fact lawmakers apparently chose to ignore.

July 7, 2005, article by Jill Probasco-Sowers:
Only one person died on Iowa highways over the four-day weekend, and that accident was not on an interstate highway. A second fatal accident involved an all-terrain vehicle in a state park, said Saunders.

"Any loss of life is tragic, but if the fatalities for the weekend stand at one or two, that's pretty good. One would be the lowest in the last 10 years," he said.

10 years. That was about 1995, right? Wasn't that about the time when the newly-elected Republican Congress and President Clinton got rid of Nixon's stupid 55 mph speed limit?

Via Newsbank, here's an AP story from November 29, 1995:
President Clinton signed a $6 billion road bill Tuesday that ends the federal 55 mph speed limit that has been in place since 1974 and gives states the power to set their own, starting in 10 days.

However, Clinton made clear he had serious misgivings about the measure, fearing that its provisions will lead to more accidents, highway deaths and injuries.

Didn't happen, did it?

Iowa would have even better statistics if it wasn't for all the damn illegal Mexicans screwing up our statistics.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Math Quiz: What's 20% of 6000?

Today's math quiz has two parts:

1. According to Des Moines Register, about 16% of the 440 sex offenders in Des Moines have not updated their address within the Iowa Sex Offender registry and will be served warrants. What's 16% of 440?

A. 2
B. 70
C. 440
D. 6000

The correct answer is B, 70.


2. Gordon Miller of the Iowa Department of Public Safety says that an estimated 20 percent of Iowa's sex offenders fail to comply with registration requirements. There are 6000 people in the Iowa Sex Offender registry. What is 20% of 6000 sex offenders?

A. A damn disgrace
B. Un-frickin-believable
C. 1200
D. All of the above

The correct answer is D, all of the above.




Hoyt Sherman Place Theater in Des Moines holds 1250 people. Imagine that filled up. Or the Des Moines Civic Center holds just over 2600, not including the orchestra pit, so think about it being half-filled. That's all of the sex offenders in Iowa who aren't in compliance with the law.

Thank you, Governor Vilsack, for signing that dictatorial executive order on July 4th which gives 6000 sex offenders on the registry list and the 1200 who aren't in compliance (And who knows how many have not made full restitution - Ed.) the right to register to vote in Iowa.

While we're at it, why not allow same day voter fraud in Iowa? If we've got 1200 sex offenders in Iowa out of compliance with the registry at any given time, you can be sure that the Iowa Democratic Party and Rekha Basu will find out a way to get these sex offenders to the voting booth on election day.

Maybe they'll end up voting for Mike Blouin, a Democrat and a Deacon in the Dubuque Archdiocese who says he's running for Governor. After all, the Dubuque Archdiocese said last month that it had no problem with it being optional for victims to report abuse claims to outside authorities (Er, the US justice system - Ed.) rather than just the church. Blouin has no problem with the separation of money from taxpayers and giving it to big corporations in Iowa, so you've got to wonder if he agrees with his archdiocese's attempt to sweep future sex abuse claims under the rug and out of the eye of the US justice system.

Update: Who cares about the separation of church and state? Maybe the Iowa Democrats and Vilsack/Blouin would prefer to outsource the punishment of sex offenders to the Dubuque Archdiocese and the Catholic Church because they've done such a great job in the past. If the Catholic Church can keep sex offenders out of prison by just moving them around the state, that will save the taxpayers money so Blouin can give more dough to failing companies. And he'll please Rekha Basu by keeping the felons voting! Christ, we wouldn't want sex offenders to be disenfranchized, now would we?

Evelyn Miller Found Dead



I knew it wasn't going to end good.

From Radio Iowa
:
The five-year-old Floyd County girl who's been missing since Friday has been found murdered, according to a family member. Evelyn Miller's grandfather says that he learned at about 10:30 last night that her body had been found in the Cedar River. Richard Christie of Des Moines told reporters from Waterloo and Cedar Rapids that Floyd County Attorney Marilyn Dettmer had informed him that Miller was murdered and her body was put in the Cedar River. Christie also said that he was told one person was being held in custody as part of the case.

The Register and the Associated Press have a slightly different take.

Chicken Alfredo In Taxpayer's Sauce



Looks like Alfredo Parrish will be buying a new car after all this year since Iowa taxpayers are going to pick up some of Pierre Pierce's legal bills rather than having his parents continue to sign all the checks.

I know, I know. You're absoloutly furiours about all this, but look at it this way: if Pierce is convicted, he'll continue to be supported by Iowa taxpayers.

Thanks a lot, Steve Alford and Bob Bowlsby, you dicks. Maybe the legal fees ought to be paid out of your bloated taxpayer-financed salaries since you failed to kick that piece of shit out of the University of Iowa when you had the chance a couple of years ago.

Blouin For Governor?



The Iowa Ennui blog has a good post yesterday concerning the announcement of Iowa taxpayer-financed corporate welfare Department of Economic Development head Mike Blouin's announcement that he's going to run for governor.

As we've noted here, Blouin doesn't have a chance in hell of getting the nomination. He's an alleged pro-life Catholic in a party full of pro-abortion activists. His only schtick is that he and Vilsack have spent the past few years paying massive amounts of taxpayer money to companies in the form of corporate welfare in order to - wink, wink...

Oh, come on! What else do you think that is? Economic development??? When you're offering a lot of money to companies to not leave, that ain't economic development.

And the Republicans are just as bad as most Democrats when it comes to corporate welfare because you know that if Jim Nussle or some other Republican took over Terrace Hill they'd want even more "fiscally prudent" taxpayer-financed corporate welfare to be doled out because - I don't know - they're worried about the size of their penis, or something.

The only candidate who is anti-corporate welfare is Ed Fallon, who we love for the most part.

By the way, Fallon committee, great job on keeping an eye on the blogs who cover political issues in Iowa. We appreciate the email/press release concerning "the rest of the story" on how Chet "Kent Dorfman" Culver raised a lot of his first round of money outside of the State of Iowa. No big surprise there. You guys should be making fun of the Culver committee and asking them via a press release if they're also going to be soliciting votes from outside of Iowa as well. OUCH!

Update:
Yepsen asks Blouin the abortion question. Big deal, Yepsen. You should be asking Blouin to defend the tremendous amount of corporate welfare that he's doled out.

The Evelyn Miller Case



You just know that this isn't going to have a good ending.

View the Mason City Globe-Gazette's exhaustive, yet occasionally dead-linked coverage here.

This early story by the Globe Gazette explains the situation aptly:
Evelyn, the daughter of Noel Miller and Andy Christie, was last seen at 2 a.m. Friday morning by two men, friends of Miller's fiance.

She was discovered missing from her mother's apartment in rural Floyd when her mother returned home from work at the Nora Springs Care Center, about 6:30 a.m.

Miller's fiance, Casey Fredericksen, was sleeping in the apartment, as were Miller's other two children, when Evelyn vanished.

Miller, 21, said upon her arrival, she noticed the apartment door standing ajar and Evelyn missing. She immediately contacted authorities.

And this story from Tuesday:
Patrie and Slick were apparently the last people to see Evelyn just a few hours before her mother, Noel Miller, discovered she was missing early Friday morning.

The two men are friends of Miller's fiance, Casey Frederiksen, according to Lynch, and said they saw Evelyn asleep on a love seat in the family's apartment when they stopped by to visit Frederiksen at 2 or 2:30 a.m. Friday.

Both men have been interviewed by law enforcement officials. Neither had been taken into custody as of late Monday evening.

The Associated Press reported Sunday that authorities said Frederiksen, 26, passed a lie-detector test after he was questioned for about four hours.
The Cedar Rapids Gazette, which usually has a closed site, turned up with this free page in a Google News search explaining why an Amber Alert hasn't been issued. They should open up their site more often.

You just hope that the girl turns up OK.

Even Shasha Groene in Idaho managed to survived with her life, despite being repeatedly molested (and nevermind the scars she'll bear for the rest of her life.) The sucky thing is that you could never convince an arrogant, far-left asshole like Tom Vilsack or any of his followers at the Des Moines Register or even head Iowa Senate RAT Mike Gronstal that deviants who sexually abuse and/or murder children should be executed.

What happens if another little girl in Iowa turns up and dead by the hands of a sick deviant? I believe you will witness the complete and utter destruction of the Democratic party in Iowa. Vilsack has already painted the RATs in Iowa as the party of criminal/felon lovers, and most Democrats have gone along with it like the sheeple they are. What would that slob Gronstal propose? A more whiz-bang sex offender registry that will cost of hundreds of millions of dollars? That's just going to piss people off even more.

Monday, July 04, 2005

Dear Governor Vilsack



July 4, 2005

Roger Paul Bentley
c/o 52 Johnson County Jail
Iowa City, IA 52240


Dear Governor Vilsack,

Thank you for restoring my right to vote in Iowa today.

It sucks to have been disenfranchised all these years after being convicted of a felony in 1994, even though all I had to do in order to vote was petition the Iowa Parole Board for restoration of my citizenship rights following my release.

Thankfully, I have discovered that I have a friend living in Terrace Hill, along with your fellow Democrats, and at least a small number of people working for the Des Moines Register. Thank you for looking out for felons like me. Your friendship will not go unrewarded in the future, unless of course I'm convicted of kidnapping and murdering Jetseta Gage.

I know I failed to update my address in the Iowa Sex Offender registry back in 1999 and I was arrested for it while living in Hiawatha. Updating an address can be a difficult task for some. Maybe Mary Mascher's bill in the Iowa Legislature, which would have granted people the ability to register to vote on election day, could solve any future address problems for me in the future... at least with regard to voting.

I understand a member of the Johnson County Democrats will be stopping by with a voter application card on Tuesday, July 5th. I'm eager to vote in the September 13th school election. Ah, if only I could be there in person, but instead I'll have to fill out an absentee ballot.

Governor Vilsack, you probably think switching the lever in the voting booth is a special feeling. I bet it's a lot like the special feeling I got when I fondled that 7 year old girl's pubes back in February 1994.

Governor Vilsack, you probably think that voting gives people a real sense of empowerment. It's probably similar to the kind of empowerment I had when I allegedly put that bag over Jetseta's head and snuffed out her life after sexually molesting her.

If I'm convicted I can only hope that the Democrats will be in my corner again to allow people in prison to not be disenfranchised any more.

I mean, for crying out loud, what you have to deal with in prison in Iowa is not unlike what must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime--Pol Pot or others--that had no concern for human beings.

In closing, Governor Vilsack, I'd like to blow a kiss and send a gentle hug to your friends Rekha Basu, Dick Doak, Carol Hunter, and all the others at the Des Moines Register who support the immediate restoration of voting rights for felons in Iowa upon release, regardless of whether they've fully paid their debt to society.

I love you all, especially your prepubescent children.

And I'm certain you love me just as much, if not more.


Roger Paul Bentley
Iowa City





(this is a parody)